Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???

#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.

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Mini the Angel
Community Member
3 years ago

LOL!

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    #2

    I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice

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    #3

    Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.

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    Blue_Mouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Oh my god lol

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    #4

    omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??

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    Apple Sause
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Haha clever

    #5

    I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single

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    rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *wolf whistle*

    #6

    If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.

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    KittyKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🤦🏽‍♀️

    #7

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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    rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ayyyy!

    #8

    "I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is not what I said, but I told her straight that I love her, this is just the one I told to her in my dream. (I am an ambivert, so I have to chose how to tell, and in my dream i choosen this but in real life..., It was straightforward)😎😎

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    #9

    I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”

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    giga_chaser
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Cuteee!

    #10

    are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)

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    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I understood this!

    #11

    Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.

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    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Are you a bank loan? Because I keep getting denied

    #12

    Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.

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    #13

    Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.

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    rat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I say I like them, if rejected, I pretend to be relieved and have my friends back me up as if it were a dare. Works every time!

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    #14

    I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.

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    #15

    Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice

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    #16

    Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time

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    RafCo (he/him/ele)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why would you want to step on a land mine?

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    #17

    ...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.

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    #18

    Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me

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    #19

    "Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model" -- Flight of the Concords

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    Zacko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Business time!!

    #20

    DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉

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    #21

    are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 i see. 😘😏

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    #22

    i'm a nine and you're the one i need

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