"Disembodied voice"
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I am but a voice stuck on this spinning rock we call home.
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It wasn't to me, but to my brother in law. He was driving in his truck with his toddler daughter safely belted into her car seat. To keep her amused during the drive he was asking her what noises different animals make. "What does a cow say?" "Moo" "What does a pig say?" "Oink, oink!" Then he decided to mess with her and asks "What does a turtle say?" She was silent for a moment as she thought about it, then busted out in a big smile and said "Kowabunga dude!". "Disembodied voice" • commented on a post 1 week ago
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It wasn't to me, but to my brother in law. He was driving in his truck with his toddler daughter safely belted into her car seat. To keep her amused during the drive he was asking her what noises different animals make. "What does a cow say?" "Moo" "What does a pig say?" "Oink, oink!" Then he decided to mess with her and asks "What does a turtle say?" She was silent for a moment as she thought about it, then busted out in a big smile and said "Kowabunga dude!".
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Most of the major ones honestly would have been discovered one way or another sooner or later, so I'm got to say something a little more obscure: There was once a dude who had the idea for a universal glue, one that would stick to anything - glass, wood, plastic, metal, any two solids that needed to be glued together. A lot of experimentation ensued; many ~~convincing~~ combinations of ingredients were tested, most subsequently rejected. Eventually, one substance was discovered. Would it stick to metal? Check. Glass? Check. Paper? Check. Plastic? Check. Wood? Check. Ceramics? Check. Skin even?? Still Check! And this glue was not only nigh universal, but the connection was instant, and the glue did not degrade by being exposed to air. And the connection it formed had the strength of... a wet tissue... It was sticky all right, but rather useless for holding anything much heavier than a piece of paper, and even that could be trivially pulled off by a young child. It was absolutely useless for anything that wanted to be secured. No amount of tampering would make this glue strong enough to be used for anything that wanted to stay glued. ... One quick rebranding later and the Post-It note was born.
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"Can't you see I'm blind?" "No because I'm blind too!" Two blind men before laughing their a**es off after bumping into each other.
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There’s a nerve that has the nerve of not knowing what its purpose is. Specifically the ulnar nerve aka the Funny Bone. -rest taken from tumblr post - The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it's not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like "uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You're supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this c**p? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?" And the Ulnar nerve is just like "dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?" And the brain goes- "idiot. Fine. You're on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?" And the Ulnar goes "holy c**p brain!! I'm on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!" And the brain says "You're an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”. "Disembodied voice" • is following a person
