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If any of you guys know what happened to Headless Roach or Zara the Squid, please let me know.

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Salem • upvoted 38 items 10 hours ago

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

congratulations, your drier gave you a new garment

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

I wish I didn't know how to read.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

I deeply regret reading that. Whoever came up with that plot is sick in the head.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

This just seems like a massive fire hazard...

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

I gave this one an up vote just for the last sentence.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

WHAT THE F**K DID I JUST READ......

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

ikr?? bro could not have been more passive aggressive

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

Cuz you're a nasty, vile human being. Humans are just fancy, pants-wearing monkeys and outta 8 billion of us, you better believe there's some dump humans playing with their own poo.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

No, it’s really too horrific on every level. It can’t even be repeated. It’s the worst thing you will ever see (or read).

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

"Do you, Merlot, take Chianti as your lawful wedded wine?" ;)

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

They didn't apologize, so that makes it seem legit to me.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Nor does it sound like they apologised like a decent human being would.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

I hate it when, not only do they make my drink wrong, but then put the wrong name on the cup.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

all of these are Trump voters.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

@JuJu: Exactly! And I believe this is the one of the reasons those entitled customers exist in the first place. That whole "customer is always right" attitude is bullshít.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

That ceiling is gonna trap sooooooo much dust.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Platypus really threw them for a loop

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Oh, BEHAVE!

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Used to run auctions and fundraisers to do missions in Nicaragua (home building, family support, stuff like that). Can confirm people would actually Tell us they had something of value they were going to donate and then when we arrived expect us to take truck loads of garbage from their house. Actual garbage.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Of all the ones on here that people claim "user error" THIS one is a true example of user error.

Funny

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

Guy got killed by a toilet

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

I want this!

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

Id take 0. Those cookies suck.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

do redneck stuff not not become a litteral redneck..... ironic, isn´t it?

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Wow, this was sad.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Well tbf they didn't actually admit to being wrong?

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

That is impressive!

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

If it works....

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Small flame thrower. FWOOSH! Plastic gone :)

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

that or ..... use it right. Looks like the bananas where hung the wrong way around

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

The real AH and idjit is the manager. Why, for the sake of the giant fluffy marshmellow, would one get written up for that?

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

You forgot stupid. Rude, hateful and stupid.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

Yeaaaaaa that’s not at all a fire hazard

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

This would be a quick death, better than many other kinds of traps. If you've had a mouse infestation you'll know that there's really no other option besides killing them, unless you're committed to trapping them, then driving miles away from homes and releasing the mice. Oh, and if you're using a trap you need to get the mice out of the trap within a few hours or they'll die of dehydration. So, yeah, all things considered, electrocution is not a terrible option.

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Salem • commented on 2 posts 14 hours ago

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

It’s a meat hammer used for tenderizing

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

🎶Bubba shot the jukebox last night🎶

Salem • submitted a new post 1 week ago

Challenge, Community

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That You’ve Found On A Beach (Closed)

Salem • submitted 8 new posts 1 month ago

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is The Crazies School Fight You’ve Ever Witnessed? (Closed)

Challenge

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of A Knife You Own

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Is A Good Outdoor Survival Tip? (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Challenge

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken Of A Sunset (Closed)

Challenge, Community

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You Took Of An Animal (Closed)

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living?

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Sad Songs? (Closed)

Salem • submitted 4 list additions 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, Share Something Cool That You’ve Found On A Beach (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture From The 2024 Eclipse

Salem • submitted a list addition 4 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Salem • submitted 15 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Cat

Either/Or Question, Which Would You Rather Have

Hey Pandas, Let's Play Two Truths And A Lie (Closed)

Hello Bored Panda Ladies, Where Are We Going?

Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Sad Songs? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Funniest Thing Your Teachers Have Done?

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken Of A Sunset (Closed)

Cheery Question Time. What Do You Want Done With Your Body When You Kick The Bucket?

Hey Pandas, Recommend A Film You Love

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing That Made You Laugh? (Closed)

Salem • commented on 2 posts 14 hours ago

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

It’s a meat hammer used for tenderizing

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

🎶Bubba shot the jukebox last night🎶

Salem • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

Valentine’s Day is a scam! The real holiday is the day after, when all the chocolate is discounted :)

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

Phone calls are stressful 😅

‘Reasons My Friends Hate Me’: 30 Witty And Relatable Comics By Aylia Colwell

I love it :) I’m a momma to two cats myself, and they’re all I want.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

“This product is not real - nothing is real”

50 Of The Funniest Cooking Accidents And Fails (New Pics)

Those are not brownies.

30 People Reveal Socially Unacceptable Facts About Themselves In This Viral Thread

…lasagna in the shower? Wouldn’t it get soggy?

Salem • commented on 5 posts 4 days ago

People Share 30 Signs That Just Scream “This Couple Isn’t Going To Make It”

Uhm, the guy was not naked

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

Browned butter cookies 🤤

“No One Will Be Able To Guess The Secret”: 30 Best Secret Ingredients That Elevate A Dish’s Taste

I always put chives in mine :)

35 Times People Bought Ridiculously Cheap Things That Turned Out To Be The Best Purchases

My dads is named Twix

“Puberty Hits”: 40 Funny Pics That Hit Close To Home

Not true at all, there’s even been studies on this. Pictures distort your face slightly, also depends on camera angle/lighting, and the camera lens.

Salem • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

This Artist's 30 Hilarious Animal Comics Tackle Real-Life Struggles

Love that show

‘Science Is Fun’: 50 Funny And Smart Memes For Science Lovers Everywhere

Good to hear about your success with the lambing, and sorry to hear about the goats. We had a fairly good calving season back in February. Three healthy calves!

Salem • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

30 “Poverty Meal” Recipes That Might Be Useful For Those Who Want To Eat Tasty And Cheaply

Homemade bread 🤤

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

I don’t think Rowdy is that bad, I’ve known a few people named that.

Salem • commented on 3 posts 1 week ago

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Mine does that too! I believe it’s an older one

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Yeah, it changes a lot. It can pretty much refer to whatever the person wants it to 🤷‍♂️

“Living In Hawaii”: 30 Things People Dream Of Until They Actually Get It

I was angry too, like seriously? I just have to deal with this now?

Salem • upvoted 20 items 11 hours ago

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

I mean, I am all for giving celebs their privacy and stuff. But requesting no employees look him in the eye? That reeks off "You plebs are too beneath me to deserve looking at me directly." F*ck him.

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

Cuz you're a nasty, vile human being. Humans are just fancy, pants-wearing monkeys and outta 8 billion of us, you better believe there's some dump humans playing with their own poo.

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My wife claims that the amount of people who s**t in the shower far exceeds however many people you think s**t in a shower Edit: 1000 people have commented waffle stomp. You do not have to comment waffle stomp. Please stop giving me notifications.

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

"Blaming the victim" is different than pointing out "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

"Do you, Merlot, take Chianti as your lawful wedded wine?" ;)

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

Why not just improve security in your parking lot instead of all that messing around?

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

At least the downstairs people didn't have water and blood running down the wall.

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

Guy got killed by a toilet

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

What did I just read

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

Sounds like a them problem

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

Imagining the super clean person who doesn't use the shower casually sitting on their hotel bed licking themselves clean like a cat.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

They still match. All's good.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Of all the ones on here that people claim "user error" THIS one is a true example of user error.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

This just seems like a massive fire hazard...

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

That ceiling is gonna trap sooooooo much dust.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Security tag in the middle of the book, on the text itself?! What kind of madness is this?

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Maybe they are gladiator sneakers, you need to lace them all the way up your legs.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Schrodinger's baby.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

That is not how leather cracks`.. this looks like plastic.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I refer to my earlier comment about the future sucking, and also I hope HP goes bankrupt.

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