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Salem
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If any of you guys know what happened to Headless Roach or Zara the Squid, please let me know.
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Salem • upvoted 37 items 1 month ago
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Salem • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago
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Salem • submitted 8 new posts 4 months ago
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Salem • commented on 13 posts 1 month ago
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Salem • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago
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acheron53 reply
First day at a new job: "I could stab you right now and nobody would find your body until the end of the day." All of this while stabbing his work cart with a screwdriver. Dude got passed up for a promotion and was asked to train the new guy in the same conversation with the boss. He didn't get any better over the years I worked with him. He ended up getting fired for comments like this.![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/pexels-ralph-rabago-3214809-66598bff96c65__300.jpg)
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Here is mine. Working on an ambulance 5150 call. Everything is going well till he starts talking to himself. I ask him about a cool demon tattoo. He says that the demon is the one he is talking to. “He wants me to [end your life] before we get to the hospital. But I keep telling him that you seem like a good guy just wanting to help people and he still wants me to [end your life]”.![Salem Salem](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/IMG_3127-jpeg__300.jpg)
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