Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)

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Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken)

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I am a 14 year old chicken who likes seeds. What more do you need. Also Nintendo, Reading books like Percy Jackson and maze runner. Big video game nerd. But if anyone asks, I am just a normal chicken.

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Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) • commented on 2 posts 16 hours ago

Hey Pandas, Write A Villain Origin Story

Sorry for wording errors, I'm doing this on my phone and didn't see them very well

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Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) • submitted a list addition 16 hours ago

Hey Pandas, Write A Villain Origin Story

Minecraft_Chicken (He/Chicken) • upvoted 2 items 16 hours ago

Hey Pandas, Write A Villain Origin Story

Well, here we go. My father made me be a gnome for our front lawn when ours was taken. My parents weren't there for my birth, and on my 5th birthday my only friends were some animatronics. My father came home with a dog named "Only son" because it was the son he never had. I'm scared of sand because a bully named Boris liked kicking sand into my eyes. I loved to do puppet shows, especially because it allowed my meet some Frauleins, but this kid named huge-hands- Hans who wasn't very good at them, but no one cared because he had huge hands. My mother loved kickball, and my brother Roger always was good at kickball, so she loved him even more. My parents thought my brother would be a girl, so they made several girl clothes. But since he was born a boy my parents made me wear them. I had a friend that was a Balloon, but he floated away one day when I was being a garden gnome. We had a public pool, and it had a really big high dive. It was basically a right of manhood, but I was too scared to jump and my family was to embarrassed to be seen around me. Also I was told I should say that my name is Heinz Doofenshmirtz, but I don't see why that matters.