Dad jokes can be cringy and funny, you should tell us some.
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A priest, a usher, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo."
Listen.... dogs can't run an MRI machine, but catscan
Chicken and frog go to the library, chicken says, “book, book, book “ frog says “ read it, read it, read it “
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
today I learned that Dove chocolate tastes better than their soap. they must have had an off day
I personally disagree. Dove soap is some of the best candy I have ever had.
When I came out as gay I said “dad I’m gay” and he said “HI GAY I. DAD HAHAHAHA” kill me
What is a white drunken Chinese Rhinoceros? An albino wino Sino Rhino.
Similar to What is a dwarf fortune-teller escaping from the police? A small midget at large.
Did you hear the one about the dyslexic who ran into a bra?
I didn't know that football players were so intense for 25 cents. I wonder who stole it since the other players kept saying "GET THE QUARTERBACK!"
I saw a post where, apparently, a woman gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital. The husband suggested a name and they agreed on it.
The kid's name is Carson.
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him
My son asked to me to explain what happens during an eclipse. I said, "no son".
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Darth Vader had another daughter. What was her name?
Ella.
Ella Vader.
I was wondering why the ball got bigger and bigger the closer it got. And then it hit me.
A blind man walks into a bar... and a chair... and a door...
Then kid down the street used to build sand castles with his grandpa, but his grandmother took away the urn.
Y'all had some funny dads. The only jokes I remember r back from when we were poor n he would "joke" abt framing his suicide as an accident so that me, my brother, n disabled mother would get his inheiritance n then like we'd all just not rlly get it bc we were very young then
A rabbi, a muslim and a christian walk into a bar. The bartender says: "is this some kind of joke?"
Dunno if that counts... but i was watching the new Avatar series on netflix with my old man. When Aang called for Appa, and he came from the ice, my father said " So thats the Appatar?"
What do you call two black birds that are stuck together?
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Vel-crows.
What does James Bond do before bed? He goes under cover!
As my first post I was not expecting this many replies.
As my first post I was not expecting this many replies.
