CALLING ALL DOGS!
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Seriously? You already forgot about our plan to take over the world!? And operation catnap? *sigh.* looks like we need another barking broadcast.
uh hi i’m actually totally not a panda so you can definitely tell me your plans. totally. 👍
Umm you forgot our plan to take over the world. Typical
Don’t forget operation catnap! We can get a pretty good ransom from that. I just need to figure out how to hold a pen to write the ransom letter.
Wait until she is totally asleep, having a dream that is nice for once. Then bark and scramble around in panic for no reason. Be sure to knock a few blankets and pillows onto the floor. It will probably take forever for her to fall back asleep, so I get extra time to hang out with her!
Bark very loudly, at nothing in the middle of the night!
