A lot of people have fun usernames, hopefully crazier villians.

#1

Erm.... I dunno? Probably my superpower would be super sarcastic? Or point out the flaws in the thinking of multi account creating transphobic trolls?

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𖤐 a m y 𖤐
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

your superpower is being Nathaniel, the best troll fighter on bp and beyond!

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#2

i am a freaking bee. i will sting you and die.

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#3

i guess my superpower is… amy??

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#4

Donkey boi? My name is already a super hero's name.

No explanation needed I think...

Fantastic hearing, strong, cute as heck, great at hugs... Oh, and next level stubbornness. Wait, that's me normally...

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#5

I'd have hobbit powers.
Very tough feet, very curly hair, very optimistic, and also the ability to drink and smoke a ton without negative affects on my health.🤣

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#7

I guess my superhero/villain outfit would be a panda. And my power would be curing boredom (if I was a hero) or causing boredom (if I was a villain)

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#8

im able to change into llama with light and dark powers but really i just spit on people who annoy me

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#9

A combo of Annabeth's brains and Percy's water powers, along with the power of FANGIRLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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#10

To be the god of earth, water, fire, and air

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#11

ha well dang, im a frickin pineapple. noice. idk what that does but noice

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Themoonprincess
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have heard that pineapples can dissolve flesh or something like that.

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#12

I can either summon and control roses, but only when the weather is nice, or I can make the weather be nice whenever I'm around roses

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#13

Petrification.

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#14

I can control uh...tides?

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That Spinosaur
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh can you cause all of the fish to come to shore?

#15

it’s the same way i die, but reversed.

I live in the forest and create a harmonious communist utopia, in which i can call my animal comrades to punish BP transphobe trolls.

don’t mess with me, for i control the communist bears. MWAHAHAHA

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daniel (pineapple he/him)
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3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whats up with you and communist bears? are you secretly bear overlord? we may never know

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#16

The power to make people sick of having too much of me.

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#17

magic birb :D

a shanila is from a show with magical powers(kind of like sorcery, ig?) and the shanila itself is an extremely powerful super saiyan-like power up

im thinking, fire themed super suit(kind of flowy,dress like) and a bad@ss super saiyan state

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Icelandic_Fart (he/they)
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3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You heard the news here people Shanila has become a legal badass.

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#19

It would be cool if it meant my power was bring able to get my brother to stop being so weird or something :)

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#20

I think I'd be a great supervillian. Just kinda lurking places, being up to strange things, being overall spooly and mysterious, ya know?

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#21

Idk. Rosie... Like the flower. Maybe growing plants?

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#22

I guess i could fly, and sting people… i don’t quite know lol

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#23

Nova, so I can, uh, blow stuff up? And get very very extremely bright and hot. Idk. Help lol

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#24

be gay, a cat, and a man, although if you count pfps, I would be mike dirnt, a bi bassist, so pretty kewl

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#25

Almost certainly the ability to create any cake at will. I'm not sure whether they would taste nice though because I'm not exactly the best at baking.

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#26

I turn into a happy dog

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#27

I'm chaosincarnate, so I guess I have Loki powers now? As long as I can be chaotic, I'm happy.

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Grudge-holding Treefrog
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YESSSSS!!!! CHAOS!!!! DEATH TO ALL HOMOPHOBES AND TRANSPHOBES!! LETS SET THE PATRIARCHY ON FIRE!!!

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#28

I guess my powers would be to warp reality into whatever I see fit. That would make me a antihero, like Loki.

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#29

The “DEATH STARE”. I glare at people and they drop dead.

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#30

Being a partime lobster does sound pretty rad tbh.

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#31

i turn into a pride flag theme panda.ez

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#32

My superpower is.... I'm really awkward!

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#33

Probably have the ability to either vaporise people into dust or I may have control over all the matter in the universe

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