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The purpose of a sign is simple: to inform, promote, or spread awareness. Ideally, it should be clear and easy to understand. But as we all know, humans aren’t exactly the most logical creatures, so their attempts at creating a good message can sometimes go hilariously wrong.

To show you exactly what we mean, we’ve rounded up some of the funniest examples from the Facebook groups Really Bad Signs and Stupid and Weird Signs. Check them out below, upvote your favorites, and don’t forget to tell us which ones made you laugh the hardest!

#1

Weird and absurd sign comparing prices of Trojan condoms and Huggies diapers on a store shelf.

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S. E. in Indiana
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever put this sign up, deserves a raise.

sbj
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This really makes you stop and do the maths

Riley Quinn
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sign needs to be put up in every store, bus stop, telephone pole,...

Rosecrucian Roeth
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pay before or much more later...............

El Rey
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like “If you don’t buy Durex, you’re gonna buy Dumex 9 months later”.

Summer Flores
Community Member
10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would really like to know if the statistics change if you have to pass through the baby section to get to the condoms.

Ralph Vanloton
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Children are an acquired taste, ~J. Dahlmer

Mary G
Community Member
10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh!!! No!!!!! I see what you did there...

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Tonyah Mcanelly
Community Member
11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who needs a condom when you have this sign ?

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    #2

    Weird and absurd sign in a field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross for free, but the bull charges."

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    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: How do you stop a bull from charging? A: Take away his credit card. (I'll see myself out.)

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remembered another sign: "Do not enter this field unless you can cross it in nine seconds. Because the bull can do it in ten."

    Kamal Hasan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the farmer's bull has a side hustle as a toll collector!

    Sue
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not stupid.

    Sarcastic Nana
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he does...at a very high price 😋

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    #3

    Weird sign about post-apocalyptic fiction moved to Current Affairs section, spotted in a bookstore window display.

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    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you search for "1984", it's under "Guide for starting your own social network"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read 1984, I honestly didn't expect the plot to become a reality. Yet here we are, with totalitarian societies become the standard, mass surveillance watching our every move (your phone is listening to you, btw), war is the norm, and our behavior is being routinely repressed. The future is here!

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    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conrad Goeringer used to own a bookstore in Tucson. He put the Bibles and religious books in the mythology section.

    nickoflewis
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true after this election.

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    Fascinated by the hilarious appeal of these photos, Bored Panda reached out to Michael Jenkin, one of the admins of Stupid and Weird Signs, to learn more about the group.

    Michael shared that he originally joined the page as a regular member. “There were already 100,000 members, but the admin was reluctant to add moderators,” he explained. “It was like the Wild West with bad and inappropriate posts. Eventually, Facebook shut it down after several warnings. I liked the concept and the friends I’d made in the group, so I decided to start it back up.”

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    #4

    Collage of absurd signs, like "Do Not Breathe Under Water," with humorous movie scene caption about human survival.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a sign of the times.

    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Okay, team, there's still $20 left in this year's budget that we need to spend. What do we do with it?" "I know, let's put up rhetorical signs."

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    Daria
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, we are doomed ❤️️

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm seeing a distinct inverse function in society. The more people inhabiting the planet, the dumber we get. Or is it the more technology we have at our disposal to improve our knowledge, the dumber we get. IDK. Bottom line, humans are becoming morons.

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's only so much intelligence in existence. If we have to spread it over more and more people... Well, you see the result.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs like this, which seem to be everywhere these days, are giving people an excuse to be stupid

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you don't put the sign, you are giving people a reason to sue, because you didn't warn them. When you deal with idiots you can't win.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way that fence is painted makes it look like someone ignored the sign. And learned the hard way.

    Summer Flores
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What comedian said, "If you want to thin the herd, just remove all the warning labels." There is truth to that statement.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw Costco butter that warned that it may contain milk products. Hmmm. I bet my grandmother used a butter churn. hmm

    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these pictures make me want to die!

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    #5

    Absurd sign on a door reads "404 window not found" in one triangular pane, mimicking a computer error message.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did chuckle at this.

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than some "I iDenTiFy aS a WinDoW" or some other lame transphobic joke.

    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a dad joke from a dad who just learned how to create an email for the first time

    Alison Welles
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The greek goddess seems unamused

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    #6

    Weird and absurd sign on a busy street reading "Save 100% when you don't buy anything."

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    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My money still seems to completely disappear even when I do this

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not hard to do when after food and medicine there is not a cent left of my Social Security check.

    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny part is that someone had to spend money on that sign to accomplish deterring shoppers from buying anything.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda strange to see this in what appears to be a business district. Buildings don't pay for themselves. I'd rather my money go to small business than Jeff Bozo.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly not a real sign. Someone has put a cover over the advertising hoarding as a stunt.

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    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my gosh y did they even put that up!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. So why don't you all go home and watch TV.

    Ja R
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    problem then the business dictrict closes and lays everyone off

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    At first, some members mistakenly assumed Michael was the original admin and sent him angry messages, asking why they had been removed. “Of course, the group itself was deactivated,” he clarified. “Feeling that the original group was taken down due to a lack of supervision, I immediately looked for people from the old group to help as admins.”

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    #7

    Weird and absurd zoo sign warning not to climb fences, humorously suggesting animals might eat you and get sick.

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable, I’m sick of humans too

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Humans being so rotten rules out cannibalism for me, especially with my rather delicate digestion. Non-rotten humans would be too nice to eat.

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    Mjskywalk
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For all you out there that momshame for seeing a kid on a leash, just remember-if that kid had been on a leash Harambe would still be alive.

    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even worse they might use you as a plaything and you'll become the latest Zoo attraction

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are selfish creeps who ignore the signs and some poor animal will be put down because of it. That action should be reversed.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that this sign is necessary. Maybe we should just let the animals snack and not worry.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not feed the animals with yourselves

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIGHT?! I get sick if I so much as lick one!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some humans make me sick too.

    Mary G
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! I love this sign. Reminds me of a sign I saw in Florida about how the alligators will bite you but will spit you out because they can't tolerate the salt, being freshwater creatures. Oh, you'll bleed out without your arm or leg - but they will not kill you outright. Small comfort that. Crocodiles, on the other hand, will (living in brackish water and therefore are salt tolerant).

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    #8

    Weird sign comparing belief in Santa and essential oils, with festive border.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your knitting is going to get Gwyneth Paltrow out of business.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if this is a reference I don't get, or if you have your fiber arts mixed up.

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    CK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essential oils exist. They don't do all the things certain people have decided to believe they do, but they exist.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we should stop believing and just learn factual information. Facts are good. Facts are truth. Believing that something exists pales in comparison to learning definitively whether or not it exists.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be more smarter to learn stuff. /s

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My then 12 year old niece declaring she still believes on Santa, “If people believe in Jesus, then I can believe in Santa”. She’s now studying theology….

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for this needlepoint message. Thanks a lot.

    Blue Sky
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well essential oils give off a frequency which every body lives off. What are essential oils made from herbs and what wher Pharmaceuticals made from originally herbs. Never mind what did them Indian medicine men know anyway.

    Summer Flores
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oils has some foundation you can get behind, it's the crystals I don't get.

    ann hoskins
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the essential oil believers would stop coming into my hospice patients' homes the last weeks of the patients' lives with the "this will heal him" spiel, I and the immediate family members would appreciate it very much. Inappropriate and hurtful at that point in the disease process.

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    #9

    Absurd sign with text: "Hello Darkness My Old Friend: Now You Start At 5:00 PM," seen outdoors amidst trees.

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    Daria
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at 4:15 p.m. here

    Amanda B
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14:48 here in Stockholm! Can’t wait for the winter solstice to be over on Saturday.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least after Saturday it starts going the other way...slowly, but surely.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And the neon god people made is about to become the President.

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blame the sign. It flashed out it's warning.

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    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starts at 4:30 here, but now the days will get longer and I am happy!

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be south of the 38th parallel where I live

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    “On day one, people volunteered, and I added admins without knowing them,” Michael said. “By day two, members were messaging me and quitting because one of the admins went on a ridiculous power trip. By day three, I was already banning and blocking that admin. I don’t understand why some people think being a Facebook admin is a position of power. Anyone can create a group—admins are not special.”

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    #10

    Weird sign on a repair van reads, "We repair what your husband fixed," with company details and phone number.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm insulted! It's true but I'm still insulted.

    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch a bunch of 'how to" videos on YouTube and become this guy's competitor.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jealous now as some people obviously have husbands who at least attempt to fix things

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't be jealous. You can be jealous of the ones who have husbands who attempt to fix and ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING!

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    Pamelot
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a winner. 😁👍

    The Mediterranean Fruit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if someone's husband works for them? Then thats not a good thing

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    #11

    Weird and absurd sign at Truck Yard about Adam and Eve not reading Apple terms.

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    kiteman
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never read the Apple *conditons* either…but I do thumbs up Truck Yard. Best Philly Cheesesteak in Texas

    Funhog
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost the 'i"... now it's just a Phone.

    #12

    Absurd sign on car rear says, "Be patient I'm pushing as fast as I can," behind large RV on highway.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The little car that could.

    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go little car Go!

    Ja R
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that should fit in the basement of the motorhome

    Maureen Rouse
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one should be rated higher!

    Learning from that experience, Michael reached out to friends and family to help manage the group. “I also use a lot of Facebook tools to keep the group within Facebook’s guidelines,” he shared. “There has to be a balance between letting people have fun and not going overboard or offending others. Unfortunately, admins have to rely on their personal sensitivities and judgment to maintain that balance.”

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    “We’re not always right, and we do make mistakes,” Michael admitted.

    #13

    Weird and absurd sign: McCafé cup with "Warmest Greetings" mittens design causing confusion at first glance.

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    AisForRebel
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss to Trent in marketing: "You know exactly what you did."

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An invitation to a warm christmas..?

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    Ariadne Toms
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so what are the hands on the side doing not being in the mittens? I think Trent in marketing did know what he was doing hahaha

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are supposed to be the thumbs. And someone drew on the fingers to make them look like hands.

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    CK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it looks a lot more like mittens without the added pen marks.

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not, it's somebody spreading their cheeks apart!

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this anything to do with the changing room we saw earlier?

    Mammie
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking at it. I still see what I see, and it ain't mittens.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you erase the pen hands the poster drew on it?

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    RaisedByCats
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is specifically a goatsie reference.

    EmJay
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone drew on the fingers, not what they were trying to show.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people who drew and approved this image deserve to be the butt of many jokes.

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    #14

    Weird and absurd road sign with a cow and car, and a cow playfully wearing a toy car in a field.

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    Felonius Gru
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His arrival was foretold by the ancient texts

    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the photo is confusing, they are 2 separate photos not photoshop!

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    Kiki Likes Sweets
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the brown cow is thinking, " Doris, you're an idiot".

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all know this is photoshopped, right? Yes, the cow wearing the latest in toy car millinery fashion is real, but the sign in the background... well, look at it. The perspective is wrong - it's way too big.

    Cole Earnhart
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these cows eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too, Mercurys, and Subaru?

    N G
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is anything real or just photoshopped ?

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, but why should we beware? What's she gonna do, hit us with her high beams? Honk us to death? Shoot us with the gun she keeps in the glove compartment?

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cow. Cant eat now. Ignorant humans

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    #15

    Sign at El Arroyo reads: "What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?" Weird and absurd sign humor.

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    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend pea milk. Better sustainability, and high in vitamines. Needs a good good shake tho

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh what? hah

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    #16

    Weird and absurd sign reading "I'm a kid at heart and a senior citizen at knees and back" at El Arroyo, Austin.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 42 and (so far) I'm a kid in the knees and back but probably a senior citizen at heart. It is the festive season after all and we eat a lot of fried foods...

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I forget I'm 70 and think I'm 30 bad things happen...

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    El Arroyo always has the best signs!

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are 20 years old inside but your body says "nope"

    Zaach
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That old guy in the mirror will be the death of me

    Rhett Butler
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they about to graduate then, congrats...

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    #17

    Weird and absurd sign above urinal, humorously advising users to stand close like holding a pistol, not a rifle.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gentlemen with Derringers are invited to stand even closer.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snub nose pistol in many cases.

    Kiki Likes Sweets
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if it's a shotgun, please see a doctor.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Endowment, or lack thereof, is not the issue. The issue is that sitting is healthier. All men should be seated when urinating. Unless you're out in the woods without a choice, sit your butt down and do something good for your body.

    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the heck does the sign even mean?

    EJN
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good sign!!! Something that many men need to be reminded of.

    Kakashisith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one driving Goliath the truck can be as close as he can.

    Mary G
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But eeeeverybody thinks they're sportin' a bazooka!

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father used to say "Short horns, stand close. The guy behind you may be barefoot"

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    #18

    Weird sign on a wall says, "If it makes you happy, it doesn't have to make sense to other people."

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if you are a serial killer?

    Vic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're happy and you know it, stab your friend* stab stab *. If you're happy and you know it, stab your friend... If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it .. come on, sing along..

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who does open poetry readings, I can confirm

    Summer Flores
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they ask you if you forgot to take your medication.

    Diana Lucas
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad advice to give serial killers.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it still has to adhere to certain laws.

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    #19

    Overturned car humorously crashes by Target sign, capturing an absurd sign scene.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bull’s eye…No, bull’s balls.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they missed the bullseye and hit outside the target. On many levels.

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    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it seems like they gave it a good go

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so disappointed with this attempt.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the missed the bulls eye.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like bulls hip ha

    Tracy
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom once told me, close only counts in horse shoes and handgrenades.

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    #20

    Weird and absurd sign outside Longmont Children, Youth & Families announcing "Diarrhea Awareness Month."

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not funny, .. it’s all brown and runny!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diarrhea n. the state of having a dire rear. :D

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it runs till Friday, you should call your doctor.

    Olmoneypit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey - I've been reading BP for years and this - this is my town!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, for your town, Olmoneypit, that's an amazing claim to fame!

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? At this stage of life, aren't most people aware of diarrhea? You need a meeting to discuss the topic?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says 'Awareness', but I guess they mean ways of dealing with the problem, e.g. healthy diet, whether to seek medical advice?

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    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a Children, Youth, & Families sign no less.

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    #21

    Weird sign of restroom with figures implying a humorous sacrifice.

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about the rest of you who have had children but that's definitely how I carried my son to the bathroom when he had launched chemical weapons...

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely! (For me, the one I remember best has now gone down in family history as The Great Synagogue S**t of 2017. I literally had to strip her off and wash her in the sink.) Here, the person in the dress is like "Oh, darling: my hero. Looks like you've got this. I'll be in the duty free section of the airport."

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    Ace
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kidnapper is about to drop-kick the baby up to the next floor before the mum gets hold of him.

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OFFICER, I DROP KICKED THAT BABY IN SELF DEFENSE

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    Kris
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    «Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba. Sithi uhm ingonyama» 🎵

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nants ingonyama, bagithi Baba! (Lyrics to Circle of Life from The Lion King)

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA I AM THE"CHILDREN"

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are times when you are shopping with children that this would sound like a good idea.

    Tee Lee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robin Williams: How do you turn strained peas into nuclear waste???

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    #22

    Weird and absurd sign showing milk with a sell-by date of October 23, 1538.

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be his. It's missing it's cap and everything.

    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, finally a milk aged to perfection

    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would smell it first before drinking.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! So THAT'S what happened to his human kindness!

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To open, lay bottle flat and summon king's executioner.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooooooooooooo........ thats cold

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you're the one who bought it without looking at the date!

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    #23

    Weird and absurd sign with mixed instructions about factory status, highlighting humorous confusion.

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    Daria
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like what i'd have as a sign if i needed one

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just try the door to see if they are open.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if the sign is flashing?

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If this sign is flashing there was a power outage and we haven't reset it."

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shrodingers factory Business is open and closed at the same time. Until the door is opened..

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    #24

    Truck stuck under low bridge, ironic "You can do it" slogan, showcasing absurd sign humor.

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    Fred L.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, with enough speed you probably can but the price you have to pay is rather high.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B & Q= Bridge & Quandary

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the truck "I CAN DO IT" the bridge " NO U CAN NOT" HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why the truck has a soft top?

    Mary G
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have watched the movie "Working Girl" as the solution is contained within.

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    #25

    Weird sign on a vintage truck reads, "Free Beer! Topless Bartenders and False Advertising" in a humorous setting.

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two beer for the price of two!

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy one beer for the price of two, get a second beer absolutely free!

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only the topless bartenders is true. They are overwight bald elderly men, but they are topless...

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two out of three would not be bad!

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberate beer! - it is a statement, not an actual offer!

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eh eeeehhhhh

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone ought to sue that sign company.

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds a lot like politics nowadays.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, Chuck the bartender would look good without his shirt on.

    Mavis
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free beer tomorrow!

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rule is, free beer tomorrow and free beer yesterday – but never free beer today. It's free beer every other day: Today isn't any other day.

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    #26

    Absurd sign of a duck and exclamation mark on a fallen tree over a forest trail.

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    Miki
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm how much is a duck factorial? :p :p

    Aaaa Bbbb
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A duck, followed by a smaller duck, and a smaller duck, and finally an egg

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I'm required to goose anyone walking ahead of me?

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goose? what do you mean goo*BONK*

    Cootie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is telling you to ‘duck’ so that you don’t hit your head

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to realize there is no duck

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not alone!! I looked for the duck too!! 😅

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    Arthur Waite
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck or quack head.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a goose. If I saw that sign I'd be so busy watching my a** I'd probably hit my head

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    #27

    Weird and absurd sign on escalator reads "Escalator temporarily stairs," highlighting humorous situation.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this at the Mitch Hedberg Memorial Mall?

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stairs on an escalator are very high

    Ja R
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you walk on them off the feeling is very strange

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moreno Valley Mall - for weeks at a time

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t actually walk on a broken escalator, it’s quite dangerous

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    #28

    Weird sign on a bus reads: "We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025," with a UK flag and Conservative logo.

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    Graf666Orlok
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DONT! If you do that, you'll have double the homeless

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm down - the homeless aren't worms......

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They promised to slash homelessness, didn't they?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by Thanos.

    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're planning to do what now?

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the sort of thing conservatives in America would do too.

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, I think this is fake, as it appears to have been stuck OVER the display space.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it's fake, but it is probably more honest that the original slogan, which will be along the lines of "halving homelessness".

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    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UUUUUUMMMMMMMMM UUUUUHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HEH?

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanos already tried that.

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    #29

    Weird sign on clothing tag with humorous washing instructions for cold water and life advice.

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    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to hand wash any article of clothing. If it can't be machine washed, it's far too delicate for me to be wearing. With that being said, I'm also not a fan of using the dryer. That's what will really damage your clothes. Line or flat drying is best for keeping your clothing intact.

    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish everything in life came with clear instructions

    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough back chat from you! I hate scratchy clothing

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After being raised by an extremely critical mother who deflated my balloons each and every time, the last thing I need is harsh criticism from my clothes. (It is unexpectedly funny, though.)

    Nicole Ozerkovsky
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait. why are you supposed to handwash the cold water???

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wash the cold water to make it clean before you use it to wash anything else. Otherwise you'll make things more dirty.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, aaah, that is why they said that I would feel like getting roasted in this cozy coat.

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you wash cold water? Is there more to it than just making boiling water?

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    #30

    Weird sign listing "steam" as an ingredient for steamed broccoli, circled for emphasis.

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    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingredients: protons, neutrons and electrons. Photons not included. May be present: gravitons

    Campy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they've cut out the quarks and leptons. Shrinkflation and corporate greed strikes again!

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    Mr.Mister
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with egg fried rice. It contents egg, fried and rice

    Campy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also comes with a container of extra steam for dipping!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness, I was about to sue!

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what made the broccoli so angry. 🤔🤔🤔🥦🥦

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The organic steamed broccoli does not contain organic salt or steam so lost its status.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, the steam's included. I kept tripping over that each time I tried to make this.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ingredients: molecules, atoms, little bits of dirt

    Ja R
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    false advertising once om plate its out of steam but not gas

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    #31

    Weird and absurd signs on wooden post: "Don't spend your life..." and "Wash balls here" in a barren setting.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you get arrested for doing that in public?

    N G
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal hygiene is important

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally... a sign that works equally well on the golf course or at a strip club.

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like snow on the ground. You'd be in danger of having your assets frozen, wouldn't you?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only place that sign doesn't have weird connotations is on a golf course, and if that's a golf course, that's one big bunker!

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fascinating combination. So, if you pay attention to the left sign, you would meet the minimum requirements to be applicable for the right sign? He washes his balls, we can at least tolerate living with him!

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing way too freakin hard right now 😂

    Snowkit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pls do not explain and ruin other ppls innocens

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm look'in at the "WASH YOUR BALLS HERE" sign

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    #32

    Weird and absurd sign reading "Psycho Path" in front of a small house surrounded by trees.

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    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it also a cycle path?

    cj be like
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been there, it's right across from Socio Path

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it lead th therapy way?

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know several people who should live there.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it! My GPS sent me here even though I distinctly remember punching in Socio Path.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would fit wonderfully in Port Townsend, right next to Old Nip Lee Road.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It even LOOKS like a psychopath's house.

    Lydia Johnson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate to have to put that as my address.

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    #33

    Weird and absurd sign at hospital entrance urging sick people not to enter.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, actually this sign makes perfect sense next to the visitor entrance. Please don't bring your bugs along to visit your already sick loved ones. Next to the emergency entry, oh boy...

    Gin
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... If someone is only 'unwell' (as opposed to seriously ill - which this sign is also not aimed at) with bugs it also makes a fair degree of sense at the emergency entrance too. That's for accidents that you can't treat yourself and serious illness which generally aren't if someone is feeling unwell with ordinary day to day illnesses. If someone isn't sure... fair enough, that is going to happen and some milder symptoms can be the start of something serious. Better safe than dead. Though, having sat in my fair share of A&E waiting rooms with broken bones and earlier this year with a seriously ill husband with pneumonia, it's usually easy to spot the ones who'll be triaged and back out the door shortly after being seen. Unfortunately, we humans panic or aren't sure all too often. Too many people go to A&E when they could see their doctor or go to a non-urgent treatment centre.

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    Jane No Dough
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by Evolution Healthcare "Just culling the herd".

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a "sign" but I translated to English an 18th century charter (deed of trust) endowing a hospital. One of the provisions was to avoid admitting extremely sick people so as to keep the hospital from acquiring an "ominous" reputation.😐

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone explaining the purpose and not enjoying the joke...

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a disability equipment shop WITHIN a hospital, and not a hospital in itself.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hospitals still really do not want you turning up with your flu or norovirus though - not unless you have complications.

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    Cathy Mann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could also be posted at an "employee only" entrance

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knew someone who was coming down with a cold/flu and insisted on visiting a friend in the hospital. I explained why this was not only selfish, it was dangerous to put patients' health at greater risk. But I shouldn't have had to explain something so obvious to an adult.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like they missed the point of a hospital

    Lexi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sooo whats the point of a hospital again? isint it for people who are UNwell?

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    #34

    A weird and absurd sign for "Holy Water Car Wash" promises to "wash the hell out of your car."

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    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but if that water turns into wine it's gonna ruin the paint job

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont bring Christine through that

    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the water is not wholly u liars!

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be in the southern U.S. lol

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! Maybe in an old church?

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    #35

    Weird and absurd signs with "Danger High Voltage" and "Danger Low Voltage" warnings in a forest setting.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goldilocks and the three bears - does that mean the middle is the perfect voltage?

    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody limbo. How low can you go?

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you move a bit further along, there's no fence to put a sign on, so does that mean there's no voltage at all?

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing the cows can read!

    Summer Flores
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how many of you still had the thought, "I would touch it, at the bottom."

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    #36

    Absurd sign in doctor waiting room with humorous text about canceling appointments if deceased.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But make sure you give 48 hours notice.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, we’re still going to bill you for the visit.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like those medical malpractice commercials. "If you died you may be entitled to compensation"

    Faelwolf
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neurologist. Great guy, but very chatty and his desk clerk overbooks. I bring my tablet with movies and snacks for the average 3 hour wait!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your insurance will not cover a missed appointment, so you, or your estate, will be held liable for payment.

    Victoria Silvas
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some money for your deathcare!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Universal Healthcare in action!

    Summer Flores
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine that's what hell is for doctor's, a never ending waiting room with a cancellation fee applied for every smoke break they take.

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    #37

    Weird sign on front lawn reads "My Neighbor is a Karen," with balloons and caution note for nosey neighbors.

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who started it is what I want to know

    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure this will calm her down.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have one of these neighbors, but how many of us have the courage to put up signs? Right. This person is the hero we all need.

    QueenKittyCat
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to watch this "Desperate Housewives". Is it only available locally? Do I need a lawn chair & umbrella to watch or a remote?

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re probably best mates doing this to mess with passerby’s

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope not. I prefer believing it's a just response to an obnoxious pattern of behavior.

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    Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen must really be over the top to deserve this - and they all deserve this

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    #38

    Weird and absurd sign reading "Gluten-Free Trees!" in front of a stack of pine trees on a city sidewalk.

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    arthbach
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad was rather paranoid on my first visit after I'd had to switch to a gluten-free diet. He went around his local supermarket and seemed to have bought every single item that said 'gluten-free'. I did ask if he'd managed to get gluten-free water, and gluten-free apples. He was ready to run back to the shops to get them. :oD

    veryvenasaur
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny but it drives me crazy in supermarkets when things like cucumbers are marked as gluten-free like I know why don't you put those signs places that help.

    CC McSniggles
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that why they look so trim?

    Antonia
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But are they vegan?

    Marianne Grann
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and without sugar and artificial sweeteners!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They go very well with the leftover suds from a local car wash's pumpkin spice soap!

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nut factory air is not nut-free.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in hospital after being diagnosed celiac, and getting used to gluten-free diet. Lunch for the whole ward used to arrive on a trolley. One day they thought there was no dessert for me, but there was one banana. Someone had written the ward number on it in marker pen, followed by 'G/F'.

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    #39

    A bizarre sign in a shop window reads, "We buy used men 29 and up," creating an unusual and humorous impression.

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I have to bring them by during certain hours or can I drop them off anytime?

    Vic
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does someone have to drop us or can we drop ourselves?

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    zatrisha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have one - 42, lightly used, good shape, make an offer.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly how I like my men.

    Hisseefit
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they rent them too? I have a few items I'd like to move.

    Mary G
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must they be in a plastic bag or will you take them boxed and loose?

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 30's and I can confirm that we are both in the best decade of our lives and have seen enough BS to be perfect for resale!

    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have men (or just plain annoying boys) in my class, can I come drop them off?!

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they want them 18-28?

    Summer Flores
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With or without brain cells? Otherwise we'll have a shortage.

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    #40

    A weird and absurd sign offering a "free throat punch" with pumpkin spiced ribs, with a cow statue on top.

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    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a malformed pig or a grossly overweight cow?

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It's what happens when you cross a pig and a cow.

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    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was bad a few years ago when I encountered pumpkin spice dog treats. I haven't eaten anything titled "pumpkin spice" since; I deemed it no longer fit for human consumption. Then, this fall a restaurant in my neighbourhood was advertising pumpkin spice ramen. Ramen! I had honestly thought dog treats signified peak pumpkin spice saturation, but I was sadly mistaken.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a sign the other day at an oil change business that offered pumpkin spice oil change.

    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does it mean I get to punch someone in the throat or I get punched in the throat?

    Summer Flores
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've tried one pumpkin spiced flavored item in my life and I can tell you this sign is absolutely needed. Now pumpkin pie with whip cream, I might chance it.

    Another Panda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love pumpkin spice, but this is hilarious 🤣

    Jnausicaa
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deservedly so.

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    #41

    Weird sign with absurd wording advising to leash dogs and watch them in the area.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leash your dog and watch people eating children? Sounds like a fun Sunday afternoon activity.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is disgus.... ooooh, slowroast?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a vegetarian, but I could make an exception. Where abouts is this place?

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they aren't eating the cats and the dogs.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think better punctuation would help this sign make sense.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would if there was a full stop at the end of people are eating.

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    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PEOPLE R EATING CHILDREN IN THIS AREA!

    Nul Nemo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ☝🏻 I have quite a few questions...

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    #42

    Weird and absurd sign: "Strictly No Access" gate pointlessly blocking a path in a park setting.

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    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they are serious by looking at the quality of the gate.

    Janissary35680
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The purported tomb of Nasreddin Hodja (a folk hero and subject of humorous short stories and satirical anecdotes) in Akşehir is an otherwise open pavillion with one locked gate.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me an example of what you mean by "strictly".

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely inaccessible, I'll just have to go home.

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    #43

    Weird sign announcing a bridge closure for one day between October 17 and 28.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign-maker being a realist about the contractors.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which day? Well, that's for us to know, and for you to find out. Happy trails.

    Zander Porbanda
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this sign is also used for drying our laundry.

    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be like playing the lottery taking this road

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I get to guess which day? What do I get if I win?

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    #44

    Absurd sign offering laundromat, bingo, canoe rental, tanning, and notary services in one location.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just covering all the bases. Suggest adding weddings and funeral services.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should call the business “Jack of All Trades”.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stores at a small strip mall near me used to have a sign that just flatly listed the four businesses in it, which I always found funny, because to me it sounded nearly as random as this one. It said: "Guns" "Hair Styling" "Sushi" "Accounting".

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a simultaneous "tanning notary"?

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They looked around, realized what the area was lacking, and did all of it.

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    #45

    Weird and absurd sign in a store saying "fisting rooms" instead of "fitting rooms" with clothes racks and shopping carts.

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    Karina
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the new underground abortion clinic. you^ll recognice it by the clotheshanger. Sorry for the dark

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they have good noise cancelling in the store....

    G A
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never happened. Why do these hoary old fakes keep getting shown?

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on where this is I imagine it might get busy at times.

    Rose the Cook
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not unknown for customers to come to blows at bargain sales.

    Mauricio A.Rivera
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to burst your innocent bubble but that;'snot what fisting means in some circles.

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    Joan Redemer
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Robert Mapplethorpe exhibition.

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    #46

    Absurd signs at Salzburg Airport highlight Austria-Australia flight mix-up, offering assistance to confused passengers.

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    Chocolate llama
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not true. It was a marketing campaign of Austrian airports

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be fun to bring a grill, shrimps, a hat, and greet them arriving "g'day mate! Would you like a shrimp!" (At an airport in Austria)... 🙃🤔

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up Commend.com. This is an ad for a company that makes intercom systems. They're pretty clever ads I guess.

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked for the airline, the two biggest draws for confused passengers were Ontario, California and Portland, Maine. I only dealt with Ontario people, and all of them were sent there by a travel agent. If you booked with the airline, we had ways to nudge you away from that sort of mistake.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that the Austrians chose to put the sign in English.

    Philippa Davies
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I, as an Australian, was in Austria some years ago, I saw a souvenir tshirt that said “There are no kangaroos in Austria!” I found it amusing.

    Sand Ers
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me want to tour all their zoos...

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    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 6th grade classmate spent hours painstakingly tracing a map for our Europe reports. It was a map of Australia!

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Australia is in Eurovision contest too...

    connie scanlan
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was a kid, I had penpals from Austria and Australia

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see how this could happen. Some people still think that Africa is a country and not a continent. Many people don't know that Australia is an island.

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    #47

    Weird sign advertising for n**e dancers, requiring neat appearance and modesty.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dignity" and "Modesty" are the other two dancers.

    Graf666Orlok
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit...you made me snort laugh vodka out my nose. Have an upvote you crazy diamond.

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Dignity and modesty? Kinda an oxymoron

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very demure. Very mindful.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you could dance Swanlake naked if you wanted to. Or the nutcracker. Sorry, I'll let myself out :)

    Lydia Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nude dancers? nude means naked!

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    #48

    Sign for Kent and Medway Wheelchair Service, ironically placed up a flight of stairs.

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    Gin
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign has been amended. The door is actually on the ground floor and round the corner, the sign now reflects that. Kent-Medwa...c5-png.jpg Kent-Medway-676417de341c5-png.jpg

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get up there you don'/t get a wheelchair - you don't need one. If you don't get up there you don't get a wheelchair - you didn't turn up to collect it.

    Janine Hunt-Jackson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but this type of thing tends to be true. Glad to hear the office is at least on a first floor.

    Ja R
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in fl when hurracane chatlie hit i worked for med lab and one stop was a foot and ankle dr and while lot of help was in town one truck parked in frount of the foot dr was a arborest service truck we grind stumps unfortunatly i had the old cell that was just a cell phone no pic

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drag yourself up, and bounce yourself out

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The customer is always first!

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    #49

    Weird and absurd sign about mysterious peppers falling down a chimney, featuring humorous images and text.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five Bucks says this Lunatic is doing this himself.

    Dumb teenager
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten bucks says the whole neighborhood does it now they’ve seen the sign

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever is doing it needs a contract with a major league baseball team. That's some pretty amazing aim!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He has harmed people for me". There's no hate like Christian love.

    DramaDoc
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot to unpack with this one... Like why green peppers and not Carolina Reapers? How does the sign poster know they have a "one of a kind relationship with Christ?" Did the Pepper Projectile Pitcher pick a peck of particular peppers to persistently pelt on pernicious people in Pittsburgh?

    ucp
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He has harmed people for me”. That would not be Jesus’ M.O.

    Bernd Herbert
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    of course not, because magic isn't a thing

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    CK
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you call this number, the voicemail greeting asks if you're the fool who throws the peppers.

    Pencil
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to ask if anyone called the number. Thanks for doing the real work.

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    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C. S. Lewis got a letter from a lady who said, words to the effect: I have been praying for your painful death. n.b. I have had a considerable amount of success in this area/\.

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's right, you're a "good christian" who's god harms people for him. Dude, you're worshipping the "other guy"

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten bucks says this guy is being an a*s about his religion and his neighbors hate. him for it.

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    #50

    Weird and absurd sign on a glass door reads, “Closed for closure will reopen when open.”

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The escalator has de-escalated. The de-escalation has been escalated to the escalation engineer. The escalator engineer will de-escalate the de-escalated escalator shortly.

    #51

    Weird sign in a San Diego restaurant with humorous text about eating fish and oysters.

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    B
    Community Member
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump said during the debate Immigrants were eating the cats & dogs of people who lived in a certain town AND YET they still elected him GO Figure

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    Greenmantle
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they believed him.

    #52

    Weird and absurd road sign with misspelled "TURN RIGHT" painted on a city street.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go straight on to just to be safe.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrodinger's intersection.

    sbj
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn back now, it's your safest option!!

    #53

    Weird sign warning about food-stealing gulls, attached to a chain-link fence.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how they would cope with a vindaloo?

    Cyril Sneer
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Birds can't taste chilli heat (capsaicin). So they'll cope just fine.

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    J C
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but its so fun to throw fries in the air and watch them fight for it.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *puts away my gulls math book*

    #54

    Child holding a sign with a humorous message about Jesus and flip-flops, showcasing weird and absurd signs.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign is quite apropos for the present times.

    #55

    Weird and absurd sign reads "Merry Christmas. If offended call 8675309" in an outdoor setting.

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    Bernd Herbert
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's offended by that! The Snowflakes, aka conservaties are offended, if you don't say that!

    Sue
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, only ones I hear complain is when you say Happy Holidays to snowflakes. I do it on purpose now & smile. I'm sorry, Karen, I don't know what religion you are, and New Year's is also a holiday. Go cry & make a dramatic Facebook post about it.

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    Greenmantle
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8-6-7-5-3-oh-9-eiein

    Subaru645
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the song is in my head for the rest of the morning…

    JohninND
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵"Jenny I got your number 🎶

    sbj
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Through my work emails we're not allowed to use Merry Christmas and have to send ' Happy Holidays' even if the client sends us Christmas wishes, I'm getting sick of these woke people at work

    Sue
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone sends you Christmas wishes, doesn't mean they celebrate Christmas. It means they aren't such a snowflake that they insist on wishing you THEIR holiday instead of yours. Why can't you just give basic courtesy - I didn't realize that was a woke thing since I'm in my 60's & my mom was buying Happy Holidays cards since then, AND NOBODY HAD A MELTDOWN OVER IT. What a big baby. I can't believe people can whine about someone saying Happy Holidays when they don't know what religion you are but insist on saying Merry Christmas even when you know they don't celebrate Christmas. So sick of these fake Christians. WWJD? I mean, he was Jewish & celebrated Jewish holidays.

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to say "Happy Birthday to That Poor Fellow Executed at the Request of the Local Religious Leaders". Or just "Merry Barrabas" for short.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't his birthday though. According to the Bible he was likely born in Spring or Fall, but definitely not winter. I just say: Happy Yule, and may Wutan and Zisa bless your fields with the blood of the Christian outsiders!

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    J C
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why would Jenny care? LOL

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    #56

    Weird and absurd sign saying, "KEEP THE DOOR CLOSED OR AT LEAST NOT OPEN" taped on a glass door.

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    Michael Largey
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will comply or at least not disobey.

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    #57

    Weird sign outside Phil's 550 Store reads: "Noah should have k****d the two mosquitos."

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    Glix Drap
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or ar least one of them.

    justagirl
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    both, i think, or the animals will get bitten.

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    Dumb teenager
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question: if he took 2 of everything, did he take fish as well? And if so, why?

    Nonna_SoF
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because there are few species that could survive the salinity change during the flood. Also the oceans boiling from all the energy released.

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    Cynthia Marrs
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher.

    #58

    Weird sign: "This is the back door, the front door is around the back" on a post.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enters endless loop of walking around the building.

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Building designed by Maurits Cornelis Escher"

    #59

    Weird and absurd menu with unusual dish names like "Yesterday's french fries from the dumpster," priced humorously.

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    Angie May
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the gluten free upcharge on things that don't even have gluten

    Martin Kaine
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except.....they put wheat flour as a thickener in mashed potatoes and a coating on fries. Those things shouldn't have gluten, but restaurants can't leave well enough alone.

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    Clarf
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assorted pickles and a slice of cheese?

    Alex Boyd
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a kiddie menu that understands Toddler Dinner.

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    Mr.Mister
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats a great menu 😅🤣

    #60

    Weird and absurd sign on a gift: A&W root beer can with Van Camp's beans and tag saying "Have a Root'n Toot'n Christmas!"

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A carrot and a trumpet would be an alternative.

    Who am I, where am I
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably someone's Christmas bonus

    #61

    Weird sign outside church reads "Prepare to Die" in a misty setting.

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    ColdSteelRonin
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good general advice, kind of like be prepared to stop, it is an eventuality

    IguanaStampede
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father...

    #62

    Weird and absurd sign stating it's against the Fire Code to hang items from a pipe in a building.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have stuck the sign with gaffer tape really.

    #63

    Weird sign in a field: "No lifeguard, swim at your own risk."

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    Robert Trebor
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone stole the pond because there was no one to guard it.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they say life is a river, and no one comes out the same person they went in.

    #64

    Weird sign in supermarket aisle labeled with cat food, toys, wine, and meals for one circled in red.

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    Sniggiw
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t you mean the best aisle in the supermarket?!

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why sad? The wine is right next to the meals for one - win win wine.

    Janissary35680
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One-stop shopping aisle.

    Trillian
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    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I have wine, a cat and a meal, what would I need a date for?

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    #65

    Weird sign instructing refuse storage in black plastic sacks placed in provided containers.

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    STress (I/me)
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse!!! Also, I demand!!!

    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely refuse this because everyone knows humans go in the green plastic sacks. Duh.

    Fry Me A Liver
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. --Dylan Thomas

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I really don't look that good in black.

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen trash cans somewhere that have "Refuse Please" written on them.

    #66

    Absurd sign at Beach House Carryout reading "Give her crabs for Christmas" above a steamed crabs illustration.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Crabs for Christmas' is a holiday-themed novelty song from Baltimore. You can probably find it on YouTube.

    Jj321
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was immediately in my head when I saw the sign!

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    #67

    Weird sign on road reads "STOP in the name of LOVE" with a humorous twist.

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    #68

    Man standing by a weird sign with unusual speed limit times near a school zone, in a snowy setting.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the slots are 30 minutes except the first one, which is only 26 minutes - why?

    Science Nerd
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The enforcement agent is getting his coffee for the first four minutes.

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    CanadianDimes
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this is to make people really pay attention to the school zone?

    Alex Boyd
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking it's arrival and departure times for activities plus 2 levels of school--junior and senior high, or elementary and high, etc.

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    #69