It's hard to quantify how many memes there are on the internet. One source claims that people share around one million memes a day on Instagram alone. Memes are like wild rabbits: only a few at first, they start replicating real fast, soon threatening to overtake the human population.
And only a few pages online do a good job of making people truly laugh. "The Recovering Problem Child" Instagram page is one of them, having already attracted over 626k followers. Are you looking for some time to waste and have a good belly laugh? Then these memes about everything and anything are just right for you!
More info: Instagram
This post may include affiliate links.
This is a true fact and it irks me every day to deal with someone banging on about something they know nothing about. Grrrr.
I'm not even anyone's mother, and even I can see that's a rookie mistake
I have to support your decision. THE greatest American novel ever written.
OMG. My daughter once told me I was her best friend and I started crying. Being a dad is the best
Meanwhile, the owl across the restaurant just flipped the table he was sitting at.
Recently read a story about (just so happens to be) GenZ preferring a dictatorship over having a representative Government. THIS is what too much screen time does, and I'm NOT ok with it. Give me both for/against arguments and let ME decide.
If i ever get pregnant (which i will not) I will use this as an excuse not to do stuff. "You never get any exercise anymore!" "I'll have you know I'm body building, in a literal sense"
I talk to my dog like this. And she's deaf, so she can't even hear what I'm saying. I still think she understands though. She loves other dogs, but she always wants to pet them with her front paws. They usually don't like this. I keep telling her "you can sniff your friends and you can lick your friends, but keep your hands to yourself". She knows, but she can't help herself. They're all just too cute.
I am 69 years old. My newest primary informed me he was leaving the medical group I use. He was the 6th new primary I have had in 2 years. I went to see a specialist for a test, they asked who my primary was. I said "I don't know" they looked at me sadly and gave me a cognitive test.
Trix are full of canola and sunflower oil which contain 61% and 20-80% oleic acid, respectively. Oleic acid is what tells ants they're dead, even if they're not. Spray an ant with it, and it will proceed to lay itself on the funeral pile until it wears off.
I go through this every year with phone providers, TV services, etc. They'll hugely bump the price up, I call and ask to cancel (not threaten, I will cancel if it comes to it, really doesn't bother me) then they'll say "if you stay with us we'll knock 75% off". Well just fookin do that in the first place!! Why do we have to waste each others time every year with this pointless pantomime???
I'm not really a heaven or hell kind of person, but if you could tell me where my cats are I'll happily enrol.
which is even more annoying than amazon not remembering what you watched 30 min. ago when switching devices
I can do this with birds, but not cars. Like, yes that's a Northern Flicker, and that's a Barn Swallow (my favorite North American bird). I can kind of do that with butterflies too, but not as well. The only caterpillar I can identify on sight is the monarch, oh and pipe vine. And cecropia moth obviously, because they are enormous.
Mr Auntriarch says that the boyfriend should at the very least be wearing a pale linen three piece suit and brogues.
You and me and rain on the roof - Lovin' Spoonful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KmXy5RtUHo
Ah, the cluelessness of the rich. And now our country is being run by them… 😔
Those became permanent at my high school. Just a little coat of paint and replace the cinder blocks underneath it with an actual cement slab. Also, window AC units, because Texas. We used to call them the "T" buildings. Even after the school was rebuilt, they then became the "9th grade academy" since freshmen apparently had to be segregated from our bad @$$3$
I thought the Irish hello was when somebody takes your beer, replaces it with whiskey, and says "NOW you're sorted. "
This my sister. She is currently skiiing in France. Last month, she went to Florida to sit on a beach for a week. Next month, she's headed to Amsterdam. I'm lucky if I can manage a road trip to the neighbouring state once a year.
Counter-conversation -"When we go to Europe, we take an air fryer with us. The travel model, of course."
It could be due to such things as a strong tailwind, favorable routing during the flight, or an unusually short taxi to the runway. Also, don't forget the airlines have been increasing and padding the scheduled flight times to create the illusion of having better on-time performance.
The strangest thing happened to me today. I went to the basement to get something from my freezer & there were people I didn't recognize. Not funny but disconcerting.
Load More Replies...The strangest thing happened to me today. I went to the basement to get something from my freezer & there were people I didn't recognize. Not funny but disconcerting.
Load More Replies...
