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Memes are closing in on their third decade of existence (depending on how you look at it) but the truth is that most of us can never have enough. After all, like popcorn, Skittles or mozzarella sticks, who doesn’t like some bit-sized fun. It’s no wonder why memes remain one of the most common things you will stumble across online.
This Instagram page shares hilarious, random and relatable memes from across the internet. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comment section below.
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WindySwede 1 year ago
And with no help from others, using jo contacts et cetera. In a new city where no one knows them!
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Susan Reid Smith 1 year ago
And with no more resources and belongings than that employee. No selling your Rolex to make up the difference.
Bored something 1 year ago
In the same situation as their lowest paid employee and no access to their house, bank or help from friends or family.
Michael D Bresnahan 1 year ago
The TV show Undercover Boss is like that, they disguise themselves and go into one of their branches and get a job. Most of the time they realize how disconnected they are and make changes for the good.
Lucas 1 year ago
Yes, but it's too short and they're not living hand to mouth and worrying about bills. They also know they're on TV and it's good publicity. That's not to diminish the good that can come from this in anyway.
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MP 1 year ago
Damn what a thought provoking contribution to the conversation!
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Igor914624 1 year ago
I have 24 years experience in my profession. My last job said I was overpaid and hired a guy with 3 years experience to replace me. Employers these days would rather hire a new person who will half @ss the job than someone who is more expensive and will do it right.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
I had trouble to find work in my field because I have additional training as retail salesman over a shop assistant - I have all the abilities necessary to run a shop or even my own company, which is reflected in the payments of the unionfied labour contracts... thing is that nobody needs to spend that money to get shelves stacked and all the fancy office stuff is done by office clerks (which I'm not considered qualified enough to work as with my training). And shop managers can be found like sand on a beach
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
My front door lock froze, and the back door lock was broken. I paid a locksmith $180 to come and spray the front door lock so it would turn. Or rather, I paid her for knowing what to do and how to do it.
Susan Reid Smith 1 year ago
People think that if they know how to sew they could make what they wanted. Sewing is a skill set. I've been sewing for decades and I know so little.
María Hermida 1 year ago
Basic sewing is not really difficult. But being able to sew "what they want", any dress, any design, perfectly tailored for every type of body, that's extremely difficult and requires years of learning.
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John Nelson 1 year ago
Don't forget tools, utility bills, gas, vehicle maintenance, taxes and tons of government red tape, etc.
Michael D Bresnahan 1 year ago
And they try to do the job themselves and end up paying double.
Annabelle 1 year ago
*steps on 🧼 📦 about artistic abilities being undervalued and the insulting assumption that I am ungrateful in respectfully turning down your offer to negotiate my prices for my WORK; promptly steps off because I don't want to ruin my lovely Saturday morning with longer rant*
Traveling Lady Railfan 1 year ago
I hear you. I'm a self employed artist too, been surviving on my talents for 30 years; people constantly "offer" a price on my work that's 2, 5, 10 (!!) times less than my asking price, which is honestly already too low. I hear you.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
Right? I was a professional bookkeeper for over 25 years. I mostly worked in "male dominated industries", ie: construction, bulk mail processing, auto glass, commercial flooring, etc. I am certified in 13 different accounting programs, many of which are industry specific. NO, I will not work for $14 an hour. If I like you, I may give you a "discounted" rate of $30-35 an hour. I spent haf my adult life learning this. You are definitely paying for my training & experience.
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Susan Teter 1 year ago
I got rid of 180 pounds of ugly fat. My friends and family were SO proud! I wonder what my ex is doing these days.
While we tend to think of memes as this entirely modern phenomenon. This is sort of true, particularly because it’s pretty hard to even imagine what the memes might look like without the internet. However, there are a few arguments to be made that it’s older than that.
For example, most people go back to Richard Dawkins 1973 definition of a meme, but it’s important to remember that he wasn’t exactly making memes, just describing the entire idea. A number of theories have been thrown around, for example, the BBC was exploring this 1921 cartoon as something so easily meme’able and recognizable, that a modern person can get it immediately.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
I used to have a job like that, luckily I got the chance to change department, I still wonder how the culture can vary so much within one building
robin aldrich 1 year ago (edited)
It's kind of a form of depression...in HAVING to go back to the REAL world. Knowing there was a stack of work waiting for me while I was gone.. cuz no one else could possibly have helped me with that and also knowing that I had done my best to get whatever could be done ahead of time... done prior to my leaving
Dave 1 year ago
Sorry, dude. I come back having enjoyed my time off and looking forward to work dome more. Maybe develop a skill set so you can do what you like.
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María Hermida 1 year ago
Is this a way of calling somebody stupid? I thought it was an expression you use when somebody is being naive.
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TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
I despise our customer service dept., they NEVER answer their phones, no they are not busy with other customers. So the customers that are raging mad at this point, reach my dept. and demand I fix their problems when I have no way of doing that. I get it, some of the people that call are crazy but still lol
Amused panda 1 year ago
But was the job being advertised for dealing with, or managing those supposedly dealing with, enquiries? I'd be more disappointed if they weren't actively recruiting resolve that customer contact issue.
It’s shockingly simple (which, one might notice, is pretty normal for a popular meme), just two frames of roughly the same person. It’s just another take on the “expectations versus reality” sort of template, but in just a few minutes, most of us can probably already think of a variety of captions to make it a proper 21st century meme.
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Beth Wheeler 1 year ago
LOL. Had an old boss that got in trouble for rolling her eyes. She wasn't a very good manager and her manager was even worse. Employee satisfaction survey was sooo bad they took us out from under them and made somebody else our manager.
MurderMittens 1 year ago
Great idea! That could save my marriage! Do you know how many times i have been yelled at for a tiny micro-expression? Of course rolling eyeballs is a problem too.
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cadena kuhn 1 year ago
I need to do this I swear sometimes it's like I'm the only one with eyes
ArtificiallyIntelligent 1 year ago (edited)
Your not. As a man, eventually we just assume you know exactly the last place you saw it, since we don't pay attention to things until we need em. Works most of the time. So we keep doing it :/ Sorry
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LynzCatastrophe 1 year ago (edited)
My ex told me why men do this. Apparently it's so you don't have to waste time looking for it so you make your wife do it instead. There are many reasons why I'm divorced. This is one of them.
payn. 1 year ago (edited)
i thought it was because we just sucked with spatial awareness
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Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
This is not a superpower: it is a learned skill. Women learned it as kids. And if you're choosing not to learn that skill and making other people do it for you out of laziness, you're a jerk. Plain and simple. You can do better.
Most meme researchers, who have a pretty enviable job, tend to see memes as directly related to the internet. After all, the concept is simple, an image, perhaps some text that conveys an idea, joke or emotion that is immediately understandable. Some memes can be very niche, other’s have widespread appeal.
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Vanessa Panerosa 1 year ago
Btw, She’s not some brilliant child with hilarious perspective beyond her years. She’s repeating what she hears from her mom.
winterwidow87 1 year ago (edited)
Some people didn't grow up with siblings and it shows. Siblings tease eachother all the time, it's not some bs gender war. I used to be called "Mrs. Rottenmeier" by my parents because i acted like a miniature tyrant with my little brothers when we were kids, now that we are adults we are besties. It's not that deep.
Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
Me and my friends (mostly guys) make gender related jokes often. “BAHAHA IMAGINE HAVING WEIGHTS ON YOUR CHEST” “IMAGINE HAVING BALLS 💀💀💀” it’s just us being young teens
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Cool crow 1 year ago
There are still 'middle men'. We just don't see them.
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Board Pan, duh. 1 year ago
It is so big, she looks like One of those rap guys' girlfriends lol
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But an important part is that they are replicable. Remember, it’s not some painting or piece of art, a unique touch might actually be detrimental. Memes need to be able to be mass produced, as if in some digital factory. This is just one of the reasons why we don’t really have memes without the internet.
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Kristal 1 year ago
When I had a significant other, it was nice to make a wishlist on Pinterest and they can choose from that list on any given occasion for a present :)
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alicia 1 year ago
For most of us, but not all. The uber-rich have literally no idea what you're talking about. A crisis to them is not having the right dress or $5M necklace to wear to their superyacht brunch.
Kristal 1 year ago
I think it's more like "keeping all the illegal c**p we do hidden" is the ultra wealthy crisis
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Friend is stretching it. In the end, you're still just a soft can-opener.
L.V 1 year ago
Rich is stretching it. You just deprive yourself so they can have the best!
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If you tried to, say, print out memes, you would quickly run out of money from the thousands in printing fees. The paper would get diluted, it would get destroyed by the elements, you might tire before it reaches the right people. But online? You can get an image in front of thousands, if not millions in the blink of an eye with the same amount of energy it would take to get a pic in front of one person.
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D. Pitbull 1 year ago
... I kinda... wish I could use this - but that'd be stealing... and knowing my luck, I'd probably get fired/blacklisted by someone who gets super bu**hurt when they don't get their way immediately... and that person will be, like, the boss's kid or something.
Darth Kittius 1 year ago
"Due to the nature of my work flow and my belief in a healthy work environment, it is normal for me to take up to 72 hours to respond to your email.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
Janet can be my friend (I had my first ever margarita this week...)
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alicia 1 year ago
JLo's workout consists of incredibly expensive personal trainers. So nice of him to offer to pay for that🤣
Board Pan, duh. 1 year ago
Lol and I'm sure chefs and meal planning by experts !
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Isabel Galvez 1 year ago (edited)
Is that why you have your wedding photo with your dog as a profile picture?
Susan Teter 1 year ago
It's alot less work than photo shopping the lazy one out
Load More Replies... Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
But -hear me out- there are sandwich cutters to make them at home with whatever filling you choose. And that's something I'd eat.
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Philly Bob Squires 1 year ago
"Look at you! You got so BIG!" is only acceptable to little children. NEVER for wives and girlfriends!
At the same time, digital memes are a lot easier to create, modify and adjust. Pick a meme you like, Google it plus the word template and you have a veritable meme mint to supply your friends with content for days. Nowadays, we might think of it as pretty easy, but this is only because we are so familiar with the concept. We’ve also, arguably, dumbed memes down to make them a lot more accessible.
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D. Pitbull 1 year ago
Oh, oh... you mean... they go through the HUGE expense of hiring a professional to give a one-day "workshop" on resilience? And then... it's like "See? It's not too much work!" - no...it doesn't actually work that way. "You're so ungrateful. We hired this expensive consultant to give that workshop!" - uh huh. kay.
alicia 1 year ago
They will consistently do the thing that costs them the least. As long as we keep going to work, they'll keep sh***ing on us. The only time they even try something is when their turnover is costing them more than retention (which is often the case, but it takes years to get the higher-ups to actually listen to you, and then they only approve stupid BS like this that does nothing).
BookFanatic 1 year ago
At least they didn't bring in pizza. Although...pizza might help with stress if you're hungry. (wanders off in search of pizza)
Upstaged75 1 year ago (edited)
Mine just sent us all home deliveries of a basket of Harry and David products. They should have just used that money to hire another person. That would have been much more appreciated than mealy pears and chocolate covered popcorn.
robin aldrich 1 year ago
But we can't do THAT...that would affect our CEOs spa week and bonus packages...
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Darth Kittius 1 year ago
I don't know much about my coworkers yet since starting at Chick-fil-a, but I do know way too much about my mom's co-workers
Auntriarch 1 year ago
So he doesn't have worms, that's very caring of you
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"Poison" is such a strong word... I just added a little almond flavoring to his birthday cake, and he got all paranoid about it... 🤷♀️
Karri Berkowitz 1 year ago
Omg! This is so true. My ex-work partner was basically a date raper in the 70s and would tell me stories. I stopped him and pointed out date rape and illegal. He thought it wasn't illegal then. I ask for a new partner
Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
I would've reported him to HR as well....and the police...
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Someone brought Audi to me when he was a kitten because she knew I wanted to get Bouche a cat. Bouche needed more than just me.
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I mean...we've never had two dogs. But the one we do have likes other dogs and we love dogs so much that we're thinking of an addition.
Kent Fletcher 1 year ago
We did that with all our dogs. Gave them someone to play with in the yard, and my wife and I could each have (at least) one to snuggle with.
parmadillo 1 year ago
My cat thinks he’s a person. And he’s not a cat person.
Load More Replies... LynzCatastrophe 1 year ago
Yeah.... I got my psychotic cat a dog.... that was a bad idea. Partners in crime they were.
Jaya 1 year ago
Completely reasonable. Don't immediately do this with cats though, many people think they're doing cats a favor by moving in another cat, when in fact there are plenty of cats that get super stressed out by having another cat live in the same house. Some are way better off on their own, so research before getting another one into the home.
Take some of the first memes for example. Star Wars fans might remember Admiral Ackbar’s famous exclamation of “It’s a trap” as Imperial forces show up behind the Rebel fleet. This is, incidentally, not a spoiler, as we are told of this plan pretty early in the film. If you’ve seen the film, you can probably hear the line in your head. Now just add a caption or add this image to something else and you have a versatile and easy to get meme. While it has all the hallmarks of a modern meme, there is some evidence of “it’s a trap!” memes back in the 2000s.
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Saphyre Fyre 1 year ago
Their whole lives are work; they need to search for food, keep up nests, take care of any chicks, etc.
Corella Fleabane 1 year ago
Songbird life is not great tho: Sing loud starting pre-dawn to say this patch is yours while watching out for predators who want to kill and eat you maybe alive and other birds who want to fight you and take over your life. Parasites, diseases, injuries that don’t heal until they finally get you killed, some daytime micro-sleep with literally one eye open, at night hoping a predator doesn’t grab you off a branch, maybe pass on songbird life? Flight i get envying flight
sadmrguna 1 year ago
I know right? Every time somebody envies (wild) animals because they "don't have to work", I wonder just how ignorant you can be. Animals' lives are basically a constant fight for survival!
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A more esoteric example might be “all your base are belong to us.” This is not a mistake, this is simply the line from a 1989 Japanese arcade game Zero Wing which appears to not have had any English proofreaders. Most people quoting it these days never played the game and might not even know its origin. But this is the magic of memes, ideas like this can be communicated far and wide without people needing the context.
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alicia 1 year ago
Facts. Studies from around the world have shown that we can fairly consistently do 40 hours of work in 32 hours. We can completely take a day away and we are not only productive at the same level, but as the study goes on, we become MORE PRODUCTIVE. This is due to us realizing we have less time in our workweek so we F around and chat less, and become more efficient with our reduced time. As we get better at that, our productivity goes up. Crazy, huh? It'd be nice if corporate America would notice these studies. A lot of startups have.
Cerridwn d'Wyse 1 year ago
That really depends upon the job you hold. If you're talking in a factory, absolutely if you're talking to somebody doing data entry, absolutely. If you're talking a nurse or a physician not happening
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Agent Smith 1 year ago
For some, like in science, experiments run overnight often. Losing a day would definitely reduce output. Sadly.
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Graham_Illegal 1 year ago
While our productivity has been breaking records for many decades 😞
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
That's why I went down to 3 8h days a week. I'm privileged to make enough money to live off that and my parent's also help out, I know. But the overtime working in hospital as a resident nearly killed me (literally) and my mental and overall health are very thankful for the reduction
Bonkers & Curious Panda 1 year ago
I get home at 9 pm, shower, make some dinner and do the dishes so I can go to bed at midnight. Get up at 6 am to maybe make some breakfast and make some lunch to bring to work. It's exhausting, send help.
Doug the Special one 1 year ago
Go back to Victorian times when workers worked a 14 hour day 6 days a week from the age of 10. Stop whining america.
michael reid 1 year ago (edited)
Yeah I used to think that but then I remembered I live in the real world
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Fabian Bernard 1 year ago
My in- law are nicer than my own family, so it's ok and preferable for me to spend Christmas with them
Interestingly, the still popular “can I haz cheezburger” (asked, of course, by a cat) is almost a decade younger, originating in 2007. The internet and cats have always been close and natural allies, so it was only a matter of time until they came together. Given that ancient Egyptians were already obsessed with them, it’s pretty easy to see how this could have happened.
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alicia 1 year ago
I prefer Wednesday. Nice break in the week. So you're now 2 days on, 1 off, 2 days on, 2 off. Life changing.
Firstname Lastname 1 year ago
I have tuesdays. It means I survived the weekend and now the public is quiet enough to do my grocery shopping and such in peace.
Ashlie Benson 1 year ago
I was once offered a Tuesday-Saturday shift and Monday's off were the best perk.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
I made an agreement with a former employer - instead of accepting the complete raise he offered me, I did the math. So, taking Mondays off only meant my raise would be $3.75 per hour, but I'd get a day to do whatever. It worked out really well for both of us. By the time I came to work on Tuesday, I was looking forward to wednesday and then POW! only 2 days to go. It was awesome.
𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 1 year ago
Miss having a four day work week, still did full time hours but Mondays were my day off. Loved having that extra day, and was able to do all the boring stuff (like dentist, doctors, hair dressers) etc. without using annual leave. Weekends then became a bit more relaxing as I didn’t have to try to do so much in the two days. Was also great for long weekends, as I’d only need to book the Friday off.
MushroomHead22 1 year ago
but its only better if everyone else has to work, if everyone has it off then tuesday just becomes monday
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Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Fisher Price had the right idea. The whole side of their plane opens up
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Frequent, competent and agile flyer here... Ya know what makes my TSA line suck åss?? The grumpy, bïtchy adult brats who can't believe they have to wait a whole minute for the person in front of them to pull out their laptop and slip off their shoes. So they humm and haw and scoff and act like spoiled children, making them selves look like miserable jerks and make everyone else feel anxious and uncomfortable. You people need to chill TF out. Your modicum of added experience and your stupid little flight does not make you superior to the guy who has a carry-on and wore his boots. You f**kers are also the up-tight, self righteous headaches that want to get on the plane first and off the plane first. YOU are the problem, not the teenager on their first flight, not the grandparent with their first passport, not Timmy in the wheelchair, YOU. Shut up, wait your turn, and enjoy your damn privilege as much as you love that grande latte enema that wound you up in the first place.
Myoviridae 1 year ago
Security procedures are not standard. They change over time and among various airports. Do I take my laptop out of my bag? Do I have to put it in another bin without anything else? Do I need to remove all my small liquids from my bag, whilst they are in a Ziploc? Do I need to put those in a separate bin? The only place I have not been barked at for asking these things was in Canada (they just politely told me what to do).
robin aldrich 1 year ago
Good point ...but they do post signs way ahead before you get there (most airports who are smart about it anyway) so you should be forewarned what needs to be done . it is annoying when the people are rummaging through everything cuz they're not the slightest bit ready..having said that, I have held up a line because I was missing one thing I needed and was very apologetic to the people behind , letting them go ahead of me because I should have been ready... and appreciated the kindness of The Travelers that I was holding up
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Upstaged75 1 year ago
You'd be fine. There are huge signs everywhere and multiple staff members shouting out instructions. As long as you can read and follow directions you'll be better than at least half of the other travelers. :)
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Mika Parčić 1 year ago
Nahhh cuz they should have a whole plane for them so that ašsholes can cry together and not ruin other people's flights
Load More Replies... Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
OMG - in the grocery store? You're paying with a debit card but you don't f*cking understand HOW THEY WORK??? Lady last week kept trying to use her phone # as her pin. Now, if she had been elderly or seemed frail, I would have helped her out. Unfortunately, she was a know it all f*cking Karen. Who held up the line for an easy 10 minutes.
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alicia 1 year ago
They're all doing this. We really need to stop letting them. Wish we could fully unionize. Like, all workers of America union. Or maybe we just need to pool some funds and buy a lobbyist🤣
keyboardtek 1 year ago
Voting for Democrats will help a little. I think maybe they are finally getting the message that they have to actually fix things or the country will elect an authoritarian dictator who claims to have all the answers.
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I was a bookkeeper working for an IT company. I went into the office from 10:00am-3:00pm on Mondays only, the rest of the week I worked from home. The owner had the audacity to ask me to clean out the fridge and the microwave - neither of which I ever used. I told him no. He was shocked & was sputtering. I said, "Jon, I'm here a total of FIVE hours a week, while you and the other employees are here for forty. The fact that I have the only uterus does NOT make me the housekeeper. You are grown a$$ men and can clean up after yourselves". He was not pleased, but F*CK that.
Linda Phipps 1 year ago
There was one particular task I hated so much I retired. THEN they reassigned that to another person's. I could still be working.
These memes might seem pretty dusty at the moment, but this is partially just because new memes are made almost every single day. Hours after, for example Kamala Harris announced that she was running, there were multiple variations of memes about her and her campaign. Memes have simply become a comfortable and accessible way to spread ideas to people to the degree that many people might almost see it as the default method.
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Natty Tempest 1 year ago
I have paid for a lot of random stuff because the people were struggling and I wasn't. I don't get anything for it. But they aren't struggling so that's the takeaway. Didn't get an internship. Just got organ failure.
Carrie Laughs 1 year ago
I helped pay for someone's parking once - the next day they were a witness to the accident I was in (lorry hitting my car when I was stopped at traffic lights). Weird things can and do happen 🤷
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Tele Avision 1 year ago
The paradox of human behavior is everyone thinks they are funnier, smarter, and better looking than they really are.
Load More Replies... Maartje 1 year ago (edited)
I stood on a chair, which I tell other people not to do- to hang some curtains. The chair went out from under me, I fell backward onto the corner of a steel table, fractured four ribs length wise and fractured a vertebra. The momentum made me spin 180 degrees length wise, I now landed on the other corner of the table, fracturing the front of my ribs , and wrapping my leg around the table leg, tearing my meniscus and my ACL. I finally landed face down , smacked my head against the kitchen cabinet. My cleaning lady was watching all this and all I could do was giggle hysterically and say " I've fallen and I can't get up!" (life call medical alert meme) . She ended up calling 911 and I was hauled off. Just to show that I DO joke in the midst of a crisis. EDIT: the paramedics hung my curtains for me- upside down lolol
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Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
I looked up the capitol of Ethiopia ONE TIME. Now I constantly get "friends you may know" from Addis Abba. Seriously? I'm sure we have SO much in common.
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Kristal 1 year ago
At least in the US, I don't think anyone says it's their year on a presidential election year unless they are campaigning
LynzCatastrophe 1 year ago
Got divorced this year. Ite a good thing, yes. But we'll try for next year being my year.
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Otto Katz 1 year ago
Oh god, I made a mistake similar. My inlaws moved us to a dairy farm they bought. The milkmaid was making 150 a week. A WEEK . I told my husband to double her pay, because i felt so bad for her when we moved there. he did Little did I know he was also f*****g her from 6 week after we moved there.
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MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I do too, one of my best college professors gave my friends and I some good advice that I will now pass on to young women everywhere: "Don't waste the pretty".
𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 1 year ago (edited)
Taylor Swift and Matty Healey. She produced a hell of an album because of him but seriously do not understand the attraction to begin with. Not just because of his appearance, but his very well known shïtty personality, the drügs, and everything else (racism, sexism, all that lovely stuff)… maybe these guys know some sort of voodoo/mind control thing and that’s how they get so many people to go out with them?
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I've been there, done that, it really does feel like a fever...when it breaks, you can't understand what you were thinking.
Load More Replies... Isabel Galvez 1 year ago
Reminds me of a guy a dated for one day. He showed me how he could put out cigarettes with his tongue.
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Manana Man 1 year ago
My mental image is of someone floating in a pond on an air mattress.
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Farah the Turtle 1 year ago
My god that show was my whole childhood I loved it
Load More Replies... keyboardtek 1 year ago
But what did you have to submit to while you were blacked out? Did you awake in handcuffs?
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I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 1 year ago
"Feliz navidead" hope i remember that one come December.
Marilyn Holt 1 year ago
ok so I guess I weird, but I just don't like those "Merry Christmas to all my friends" posts instead, once a year, an actual card in the mail with a little personal note. Like maybe three words.
SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago
I wanna wish you a Buried Christmas x3, From the bottom of my cold heart...? XP
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I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 1 year ago
I think it was forbes that published an article about the current generation being more open to fraud as a means of making money and you know the way things are I can totally see how how they got there!
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Aelin Wildfire 1 year ago
I just need a vacation....that's six months long....twice a year.... 😁👍
Mark Howell 1 year ago
I got 7 years, but they may raise the age by then. Just pit a packing case by my desk and mail me. ))
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Mike F 1 year ago
Truth. I've been friends with a woman who I met working in a plant that was typically pure hell but paid a decent wage. We went on to work in another plant together that paid better, but was only nominally better to work in. We're both retired now and have been friends for 30 years.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Very true. I just started a new job a month ago and have made my first female friend since college (15 years ago). And those female friends from college were also forged through shared trauma.
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Maggie Fulton 1 year ago
You know that’s not exactly new, right? It’s just been countered by the landlord’s “you gotta pay rent vibe.”
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B Hobbs 1 year ago
Cold pizza and warm beer. Not just for breakfast anymore! -- some guy I used to be a few lifetimes ago.
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Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago
And if it’s late you’re both tired and that makes it even crazier
PrettyJoyBird 1 year ago
& both Hangry oooooo girls. Everyone in the way best run Run for your lives
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Omg that's why I hated it when we got forced into using teams, there's no block option :(
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marianne eliza 1 year ago
Me too! I'm really good at hiring people to do the stuff around the house and property.
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Maggie Fulton 1 year ago
Don’t feel bad. Ages ago a woman at my work sent notices to government officials about a public meeting, but she forgot the “l.”
Auntriarch 1 year ago (edited)
An email to the entire department supposed to be telling us to shut down our computers on Friday. And you know how U is right next to I on the keyboard. Half of us were offended, the rest of us were making jokes about it till October.
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Glen Ellyn 1 year ago
Reminds me of the time during Covid, when my neighbor, a school nurse, was replying to a group text that included her principal, the school administrative assistant, and a couple of other people. She meant to send 👍🏻, but instead she accidently sent a middle-finger salute. A black one. Her co-workers knew it was a mistake on her part, but they had a big laugh over it. I don't think they'll ever let her forget that faux pas.
Anne Roberts 1 year ago
I once sent an email to a supervisor and said, "in response to your damn email". Apparently it was a a Freudian slip. She called me right away and asked if I was ok. Have no idea why I typed that. 😂
Wendy Hamilton 1 year ago
Ha ha ha! In a couple of days you will be laughing at it and it will become a great story.
PrettyJoyBird 1 year ago
I had 3hrs sleep and read that as she replied to her own out of office email
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
It is. Speaking as a person whose man brings ibuprofen to my sofa when I'm languishing
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Rachel Parker 1 year ago
Yeah, this isn't right, it's gain 10lbs then gain another 10lbs then ....
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Marie Clear 1 year ago
Trust me, ADHD is smart enough to figure time zones. B***h is wiley.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
It'll definitely be purple after everyone has put their foot on it
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alicia 1 year ago
Used to wear sweatpants over my pants in the winter when I worked in a call center in Boston. They'd be cheap on the heat so I'd keep them on. They STILL made me take them off. We had to be dressed up like we were going to f'ing court, yet we were shoved into these tiny 2x4 cubicles that had nothing but a computer and a phone. STFU Linda, ain't nobody seein' me but your raggedy a*s.
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Kalikima 1 year ago
I wish my boss was this cool.. my boss threatened to write me up when I tried to call in cuz I had food poisoning. I had to come in anyways.
Sand Ers 1 year ago
That’s when you contrive a way to get into their office, and puke on their shoes.
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AtMostAFabulist 1 year ago
I have often felt that I would enjoy some time on a rack. Pull those ropes and stretch me out.
Tropical Tarot 1 year ago
This can be arranged if you have the right friends
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
Raise chicks and watch them turn into mini-yous. At least it never gets boring with tiny versions of yourself around
MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
Start putting out birdseed and then figuring out ways to keep squirrels from eating it (we use "Squirrel Sauce")
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MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
A favorite in our house is, "eat s**t and LIVE" (way worse than eating s**t and dying, right? - it's from Sleepaway Camp
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Matt Richardson 1 year ago
Please don't do that to me ... give them to congress instead.. they're the ones with the power to actually change things. I am not your enemy... I am just the dopey, slightly confused, comedic relief.
Mika Parčić 1 year ago
This is sexist! Why? Just bacuse you had a wrong boyfriend doesnt mean all men are bad! Women can be just as bad or worse. If so, then women should get physically bullied in school - fair trade
Chilli 1 year ago
Sis (Said gender neutrally), if one m&m in a bowl of five was poisoned, would you eat any?
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After seeing and hearing what the ladies go through, I'm good, no thanks... -_-"
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MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I tell my office manager that my day isn't complete unless I hear her tell me to "get out" at least once
Matt Richardson 1 year ago
If you can't gently bully your coworkers.. are they even your coworkers? You need at least one coworker that you can connect with to make any job bearable.
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MrsFettesVette 1 year ago
I sometimes drink coffee so strong I start channeling Linda Lavin and I bust out with the Alice theme song and iykyk and if you do then I love you and what's up
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
It's so we can say..."last year I didn't hurt this much". Amazing, the difference from 60-62.
Igor914624 1 year ago
I may grow older, but I refuse to grow up. Because grownups don't have any fun. I will forever be a responsible child.
Matt Richardson 1 year ago
I no longer even acknowledge mine. It's just another day stuck on this planet.
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VikingAbroad 1 year ago
There exist sarcastic scout badges for grown ups. Called the dentist without help. Did the laundry. Washed the floors. Google them, you won't be disappointed...
kath morgan 1 year ago
Where is the full list, I might actually buy some stickers and use my planner
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I got a free set of 'adulting' stickers when I got teaching resources from an online store.
Matt Richardson 1 year ago
We need to be able to hand out that last sticker to certain guests at work...
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Bartlet for World Domination 1 year ago
Let's add some flexibility here. I start at 7, you start at 9, she starts at 11 and we do a 10 minute Teams meeting around noon.
Red PANda (she/they) 1 year ago (edited)
I don’t wanna wake up that earlyyy 😩 I already do that for school!
Tropical Tarot 1 year ago
Let everybody decide when they want to go into work and use the core hours of 10:00 to 3 for any meetings or s**t but they can only be 15 minutes cuz I got to get to lunch
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
I'm still resentful I wasn't born a rich heiress. Really, the audacity of my parents...
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Not if you live near me, it'll just make you more sad... (Because it just makes you want good sushi)
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
My friend after half a bottle of Scotch: "Nah, I'm cool to drive." The same friend about ten years later: Is killed in a car wreck caused by a drunk driver. It's such a sad irony that he had such a reckless attitude yet it was someone else's driving under the influence that killed him. A repeat offender, no less. Still miss you, man. :(
Farah the Turtle 1 year ago
Aww RIP for ur friend hes in a better place now
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Confidence? It makes 80% of the pain go away. Who needs confidence when you can move your joints without the mantra of 'don't cry out in pain, nobody cares'
Kalikima 1 year ago
I have the same problem, it's an allergy to certain liquors.. you might have the same.
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Matt Richardson 1 year ago
Not really. We are all at work trying to earn a paycheck... and that's exhausting. Just show up, do your job and that's all that matters. Otherwise, I strongly think most of us would abandon civilization and become beach bums on an island with a consistent 65-70f (18- 21c) climate or become one with the mountains and lakes. Anything but worker drones.
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Sand Ers 1 year ago
They tell me I was born there, but I really don’t remember.
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Sara Frazer 1 year ago
I don't like throwing around the word "toxic" but this is grossly toxic
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yes, I may just be getting old and boring, but being systematically rude to men is not funny either. It was edgy in the old days when it was new, but I think it's time to ditch it
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Gerhard “Obi-Wan” van Staden 1 year ago
Did not laugh at a single one of these. Memes and Twitter posts are not the same thing.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yes, I may just be getting old and boring, but being systematically rude to men is not funny either. It was edgy in the old days when it was new, but I think it's time to ditch it
Load More Replies... Gerhard “Obi-Wan” van Staden 1 year ago
Did not laugh at a single one of these. Memes and Twitter posts are not the same thing.
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