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How far are you willing to go to deliver the perfect comeback? Are you willing to shoot yourself in the foot for the sake of that sick burn? 

These people would. We’ve collected screenshots from this subreddit showing how some folks will not hesitate to subject themselves to further insults to get a few ha-has. Then again, you can never go wrong with a bit of self-deprecation. 

The subreddit has 445,000 members and counting, and you may see why. If this is your brand of humor, enjoy scrolling through!

#1

He Is Right Eh💀

Social media post humorously discussing Thanksgiving with a witty comeback.

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Lady Lestrange
Community Member
1 year ago

It's somewhat praiseworthy that he acknowledged and admitted the fact

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    #2

    Mark Hamill Was Self Aware

    Mark Hamill tweet with a witty comeback about a debate and The Star Wars Holiday Special.

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    Armac
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago

    Upvote for Mar 🐫

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    #3

    Your God Can't Take Down A 55kg F****t With Brain Damage

    Text post with a humorous and rebellious comeback about challenges and beliefs.

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    If there was a a god he would have stuck trump down when he held the Bible in front of the church

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    #4

    The Investment That Didn't Pay Off

    Twitter exchange featuring witty comeback about NFTs and Cyanide & Happiness comics.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Ain't wrong

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    #5

    Larry David Is Brutal

    Talk show scene with a humorous comeback about relationships and TV shows.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    that made me laugh

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    #6

    Nicely Done

    Text meme with a person's humorous comeback about Head and Shoulders lacking a Knees and Toes body wash.

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    Chuck
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Sounds like it might be a lot...

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    #7

    Good Thinking

    Reddit users exchange humorous comebacks in a conversation thread.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago

    And we at Bored Panda have been getting the by-blow from Reddit the past while.

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    #8

    Sucks To Suck Am I Right?

    Reddit post with a clever comeback about being one in a million.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Currently 1 in 8,000. World pop is over 8 billion now.

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    #9

    He’s Not Wrong

    "Witty Reddit comeback on comment karma, highlighting ironic humor and engaging online conversation."

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    I am laughing in Pandish reading the post, spending hours here…yes. Come to me, my jungle friends!

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    #10

    Ok Redditor

    A meme about Reddit users, with comments poking fun at the term "Redditor" as an insult.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    At least BP has the cool weirdos

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    #11

    Flirting, Am I Doing It Right?

    Text message conversation with a witty comeback about hitting rock bottom and swiping right.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    That’s so cold on both that it doesn’t even burn.

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    #12

    Welcome To The Hellscape That Is The United States 🇺🇸

    Tweet showing military aircraft with a sarcastic comment about healthcare as a perfect comeback.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Coul have left the word “free” out of the text altogether.

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    #13

    Size Matters

    Russian military briefing with sarcastic comment about advancement pace, highlighting a perfect comeback.

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    Subaru645
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    What is that equal to in football fields?

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    #14

    In His Leauge

    Smiling person holding a "Roast Me" sign, humorously participating in comeback challenge.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I hope this lady is ok

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    #15

    Call Of Duty In A Nutshell

    Text conversation with perfect comeback about skill-based matchmaking in gaming.

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    Richi Weiss
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This one is absolutely on the point..

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    #16

    Atleast The Bite Marks Are Straight

    Tweets about braces and American dental costs, featuring a humorous comeback.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited)

    Actually, braces are not just for vanity. They help your bite and dental health. I never had braces, but during a lot of other dental work I did have my bite adjusted about 10 years ago because I chewed mostly on the left side of my mouth. I didn't realize I was doing it but my dentist could tell from the wear patterns and by checking it with imprints. Because I was used to it I didn't realize I had a problem, but after it was fixed my jaw / mouth is more comfortable. -=== Alternate bad joke answer - We Americans have braces because wen don't want to look British. /j (apologies to brits - I've read your dental health has improved)

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    #17

    Stupid Twins

    Text conversation about a funny comeback between identical twins.

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    So they are both ugly.

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    #18

    The Germans

    "Reddit users engage in a humorous exchange, showcasing a witty comeback about Batman-style projectors."

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    There's all sorts of stuff in the sky, and even more since humans started putting more stuff there. There's enough stuff in the sky that light from a city can cause light pollution 50 miles away. Sort of a dumbass signal instead of a Bat signal, I guess.

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    #19

    Chance The Rapper

    Reddit comments exchange with a humorous comeback about music tastes.

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I don't like being the first person here... Comments are the best part

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    #20

    Straight To The Point

    Text exchange discussing nonprofit CEO salaries and volunteer work, highlighting sarcastic comebacks.

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    Armac
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago

    Snort 🤣

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    #21

    Kid’s Villain Origin Story

    Tweet of a mother humorously sharing a comeback during an argument with her son, expressing an amusing parenting moment.

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    Lady Lestrange
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Maturity is when you realise that it's not the kids' fault.

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    #22

    Ah Yes *t Poses*

    Funny social media post comparing Instagram and Twitter experiences; humorously highlights self-deprecating internet culture.

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    frinny
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    100%

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    #23

    Pulling No Punches

    Poll showing curry preferences with a humorous comment as a perfect comeback.

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    Rebecca Edvardsson
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    My favorite is Tim Curry! 💛

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    #24

    Not Reddit But 🤷‍♂️

    Screenshot of funny Twitter comebacks involving soccer and relationship rejections.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "You miss 100% of the shots you take." Some incel, no doubt.

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    #25

    Welp, This One Was Unexpected

    "Comment section with a witty comeback gaining likes and replies."

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    There is roast... and then there is dark roast.

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    #26

    My Standards Are Just High Enough For That Not To Happen

    Humorous Reddit comment thread discussing clones and comebacks on r/shittysuperpowers.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "Send in the clones."

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    #27

    Not Even Water Boarding Could Get Me To Say This

    Social media discussion with a comic about cat animation and humorous comebacks.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Even if they were sexual, how would that make the harassment ok?

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    #28

    I'm New Here, Does This Fit?

    Online conversation with witty exchange and self-burn acknowledgment.

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    A dude who likes to drum
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    O o f

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    #29

    Why Did She Indeed?

    Online exchange with funny comeback about proposing with a ring pop.

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    Sparky4
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I'm always telling my wife she has bad taste in men.

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    #30

    He Destroyed His Own Career To Destroy Those Kids Parents

    Tweet comeback humor by Rahul Kohli addressing parenting and actor influence.

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    Cin
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Where's the lie?

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    #31

    In The End. Was Still A Skill Issue

    A witty online comeback with humorous banter in a chat, showcasing perfect comebacks.

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    #32

    Bringing Both Dads Down At The Same Time

    Social media exchange showcasing a witty comeback.

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    Susical
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    That's not really a self-own though - they're just insulting each other.

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    #33

    I Think This Counts

    YouTube comment with a witty comeback about comedians.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    If a "ladies' man" is guy pursuing woman, does that make a "man's man" mean what I think it means?

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    #34

    He’s One Shot

    "Game screenshot with comments discussing gameplay quality, showcasing a perfect comeback response."

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    Laura ballam
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    i read the censored word as s*xy and im leaving it that way

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    #35

    A Post About A Paralyzed Msu Shooting Victim

    Reddit exchange showcasing a perfect comeback in a heated discussion.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I'm just here cause i havent moved out yet but as soon as i can, canada here i come

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    #36

    A Rare Double Kbw

    A fiery redhead confidently refuting stereotypes with a stunning comeback, viral meme format.

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    Fakeus nameus
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Obi wan kenobi ahh moment

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    #37

    Has 0 Friends And Is Still Less Lonely Than You

    "Illustration comparing Replika features with humorous commentary about having no friends."

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Agreed.

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    #38

    Son? Is That You?

    Text message exchange with a clever comeback about someone's mother.

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    #39

    Cursed_france

    Reddit poll shows France as most hated in sub; user celebrates in comments with perfect comeback.

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    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    "Belgium" is the rudest word in the universe, which is "completely banned in all parts of the Galaxy, except in one part, where they could not possibly know what it means." -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

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    #40

    Opera Shadow Gx

    Opera GX engages users in a witty Twitter exchange about gaming preferences and sponsor choices.

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    #41

    She Probably Don’t Even Know About What She Did

    Social media exchange highlighting a comeback, with feminist and equality hashtags and emojis.

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Yeah suuure, whoever wrote the title, women are probably too dumb to deliberately make a jokey self-own... Reminds me of the woman posting a picture of her car dashboard with pretty much all the warning signs on asking how she could collect them all and bros went wild in the comments telling her that this is bad and she needs to go to the garage 🤣

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    #42

    "God Made Me A Loser In His Own Image"

    A witty comeback reply thread on social media, showcasing clever responses.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I'm pretty sure any sentient force behind the universe's formation would take one look at our planet, marvel briefly at how a bunch of hot water and rocks turned into such a mess, and go do something else with the vast amount of not-Earth out there instead. Just sayin'.

    #43

    At Least He’s Worse?

    Text chat exchange with people sharing a humorous comeback about family disappointment.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago

    I'm the disappointment of my family, and I'm adopted! XD

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    #44

    Thought This Belonged Here

    Reddit comment comeback with a witty insult about a redditor's habits.

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    ...this one gave me the shivers

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    #45

    No Offense To Any Other British Person

    Text exchange with comebacks about weight and nationality.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    I am getting so fat, the minimum size for me is not slim fit but slim fat, still fat, just a bit under full round fat.

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    #46

    I Don’t Know What I Did To Deserve That But Okay

    A meme chart of characters with various alignments, highlighting a witty Gandalf-related comeback.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Since when is Aragorn LAWFUL?

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    #47

    They’re Having A Mid-Off

    Two women sharing a moment of witty comebacks on social media, showcasing humorous exchanges.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    Old me had to google what that was about. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/they-having-a-mid-off

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    #48

    Roblos Argument

    Chat with funny comebacks, text includes "bro his dad vanished" and "no no no my mom vanished check your work next time."

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    #49

    Two Birds, One Stone

    Comment thread with witty comebacks showcasing humor and sarcasm in an online exchange.

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    QijianSanek
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    ok this is just self-loathing

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    #50

    Cuphead Fans

    Social media exchange showcasing witty comebacks about Cuphead and Persona fans.

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