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“Kamikaze By Words”: 35 Epic Comebacks From People Who Destroyed Themselves In The Process (New Pics)
Sometimes, you need self-deprecating insults to deliver a menacing final blow. It’s similar to a boxing match when a fighter takes one to the chin to land a counter-knockout punch to seal the deal.
The list you’re about to read through shows exactly that: people taking slight jabs at themselves to ultimately make a more impactful comeback to end the conversation. A lot of these hilarious exchanges are courtesy of the Kamikaze By Words subreddit, showing the sharp wit that many people possess.
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#2
Time To Join Art School
#3
Cruel But Not Unusual Punishment
#5
Self Burn
DragonofMordor 2 years ago
Part of me thinks this way. But then I think: my cat is the most perfect being in all the world, and she loves me. So there must be at least a small smidgen of something at least okay in me.
#6
Take That Dad
#7
Shrek Kinda Cute Tho…
#8
Hope Y’all Are Enjoying Those Gas Prices 🇺🇸
HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN 2 years ago
Oh yes, English, the most un-European of languages, from the magical continent of not-Europe
#9
Some Funny Texts
#10
Doppelgänger
#11
Battle Of The (Fictional) Girlfriends
#12
X Marks The Spot
#13
Well I Mean Alright Fine I Guess
#14
No B**ches?
TheForrestGreene (he/they/it) 2 years ago
ok cool, i choked on my popsicle i mentioned earlier in the post about the tires getting a divorce
#15
That's As "Fitting" As It Gets
#16
Discord Is A Brutal Place
#18
F**k These Tires Bro
Anna Ekberg 2 years ago
I think the driver could control the tires about as much as this person could control their parents divorce. Not a "self destruction" to me.
#19
A Brutal Stabbing
#20
The Men Got Killed Twice
#21
Took Down His Team With Himself
Anna Ekberg 2 years ago
How is this a selfcrush? You can't really control what family you are born into?
#22
Dropping The Bomb On Your Whole Readership
#24
Martyrdom
#25
Oh Yeah. Burn Reddit Burn
#26
He Does Have A Point
#27
Kamikaze With Onlyfans
#29
Op Updating His Kids Crypto Adventure
#31
At Least He Is Not That Dumb
#32
"Yeah... What Kind Of Idiot Would Work At A Job Like *that*?"
#33
Oooo That Hurts
#34
Can't Argue Against That
#35
From A Discord Server
#36
Widower Goes Down In A Blaze Of Glory. Salute!
#37
Me, Myself, And I
#38
Roasting Of A Thousand Suns
#39
I Love This Little Server
#40
Not Sure I’ve Ever Seen A Company Do It…
#42
Cursed_messenger
#43
She Probably Don’t Even Know About What She Did
#47
Friendly Conversation
François Bouzigues 2 years ago
Touch their shoulder while saying a genuine compliment. They will remember for decades.
#48
I Was Unsure Where To Post This
cj be like 2 years ago
The bottom comment is Seth Everman, he wrote the most liked comment on Youtube a few years back!
#49
I Hope The Intern Got To Keep His Job But Wow
Charity Angel 2 years ago
I feel that the non-Brits can probably pick up the context easily but, just in case, the Daily Star is the trashiest of the tabloid "newspapers" here. And Sue Gray's report was about the pandemic parties in Downing Street, during lockdown. Most famously, the night before Prince Philip's funeral, where the Queen was *alone* because of the quarantine in place.
#50
Morbin Time
#51
Harsh But Pretty True
#52
I Don’t Know Where To Begin With This, But At Least This One Does
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
When I look at these posts I close my eyes because they're an eyesore.
#55
Ooooo - Self Burn; Those Are Common!
#56
Humor Beats Geography
#60
On A Post Of Someone's Art
#61
Destroyed Him. That's Gotta Hurt
#62
A Little Conversation With The Girl I'm Seeing
#63
I'm In This Picture And I Don't Like It
#65
As All Things Should Be
#68
"My Family? We're All Mediocre"
Undercover 2 years ago
"Give a man a fish and he'll be fed for a day. Teach him to fish an he will explain you 100 ways to do it better"
#70
Wiped Out The Entire Comments Section, Including Me
#71
Caught In The R/Roastme
#72
Heart In A Blender Guy Puts His Own Heart In A Blender
#76
Cortona Kamikaze
#78
He Has Betrayed Us
If anyone doesn't get the joke, he's the main character in Drive. A lot of socially awkward men saw the movie, and identified with his character. I.e "He's literally me." Other examples of "Literally me" characters include Tyler Durden from Fight Club, Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver, and The Joker.
#82
Gotta Love A Good Old Late Night Discord Conversation
DemonicPanda 2 years ago
the fact that i can read the part that was supposed to be crossed out-
#83
F To Windows Vista And My Girlfriend
Adam Belaire 2 years ago
Millennials had ME, Gen Z had Vista. What would Gen Alpha have? Win 8?
#84
He Did Them Dirty
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago (edited)
Where's the insult? (Edit: After scanning through again, their comment was not originally "I'm gay", still no insult.)
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