The Midwest Is A Whole Different Place, And This Account Shows That Perfectly (30 New Pics)

Dennis must’ve been a legend in that bar 😂

P-platers (permit licence) in my state have to have 0 blood alcohol and I could definitely see a similar problem occurring here!

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Best outfit there.

Michigan here: "Let's see...spend $600 on two round trip tickets then have no car and rent one, or drive 15-20 hrs each way for $200 and have MY car to use".

Or Red Lobster.

It's true, though. At -20C, -35 windchill, you'll understand.

In the uk it’s a weatherspoons, food is optional

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I would also say that

No, if you're in the left lane only doing 5 over, get the hell out of that lane as we're trying to really break the speed limit!

You missed all the jesus signs, the anti abortion signs, and all the beef promotion signs.

I'm so glad we are not allowed to buy fireworks in my state in Australia. The stories from my dad when they had them for bonfire night (which we also don't have now) and my general knowledge of bogans and other idiots in my state tells me it's a good thing!

There's a saying that Canada has two seasons: winter and construction. Guess it's the same in the midwest

I don't live in either of those places, but I definitely accept compliments that way. 🤷‍♀️

Two years ago I was going down my back steps and slipped on snow. I hit my shoulders as I slid and my neck snapped back. When I landed I just sat there, feeling like I was dying and also like I wanted to die. So… yeah.

Left if you have a camera ready. Right if you don't.

This is one of the truest memes I've ever seen.

Okay, but that’s kind of hilarious

Isn’t that everywhere?

My family has an overload of Theresa/Teresas edit word.

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Those are all Chinese restaurants now, lol

LOVE me a thunderstorm

Definitely a Southern thing too

Small town Michigan, where I spent my summers with my Grandparents! Against which all towns have been measured, and have failed. It's been many years of measuring, I'm 73.

I can smell this post

Florida?

Swanky!

I can eat that as a pre-meal appetizer.

Should be from Menards (a home improvement chain based in Wisconsin with stores all over the mid-west).

I wish my basement looked like that.

St. Louis is like a tiny blue state trapped inside of a red state.

Also why most midwestern people have a survival kit in at least one of their nine vehicles

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I must be a Midwesterner

I will forever love this line.

Preparation for the world's biggest fondue dinner when the sun engulfs the earth.

Nothing can go wrong here

Walking tacos are everywhere.

Where I live that's the difference between Target and Target Country stores.

Ok, the one on the hill got me

Deep fried cheese curds mmmmm

Though with the planet warming, spring and fall are far shorter than` they used to be. Warm,warm,warm,..cold. Cold,cold,cold,warm. Not as gradual as it was.

To be fair the jello mold "salads" look like they can kill anyone anywhere 😵

Looks about right. "I shall go west where the states are square."

Menards, if you are wondering, is a home improvement chain which is a toy store for adults.

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So true

Chinese restaurant lady in Nebraska who said she wanted to move to Texas. I told her it was hot most of the year, and she said that's not a problem. Here, she said, the wind never stops blowing.

Drinking while sitting in a tiny, floorless house, staring at a hole in the ice.

His stations fire truck is called squirts mcwatersquirter

She does this kind of c**p but it's up to us to save the environment by using paper straws.

I don't think this would work about the d**k and balls graffiti people supposedly do around them in London

Lived in Fla for a time. Cut 1/2 the back yard, in August, came in for some ice water. GF's Dad, visiting from Mich said "Can't do the whole thing at once? Huh".. one pass down, one back, and he DRAGs himself in and promptly pours a hot COFFEE. "Damn it's hot here". "Yup", go out, finish back and 1/2 the front.

They come to the twin Cities

But there is a Kansas City, Kansas. Makes me want to say: Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas

Wait, so she pays local taxes to herself and gets state and federal government assistance for all the roads and infrastructure plus she can tax gas and electric services....she is one smart lady.

“Wanna come with?”

Best song. And the singer is Canadian!

I hate kwik trip.

The song was playing on my TV in the background as I read this. I'm dead.

I can vouch for Brookings SD and most of Wisconsin.

Left turn signal: if green, take a nap. When it turns yellow, the next six cars go. If it's red, make a *right* turn across the other lanes.

Least favorite, when April pretends to be February.

Is that candy? Cereal? Something about to be deep fried?

Tuna or chicken salad sandwiches made with Ranch as a base are the ultimate! Don't knock it until you try it.