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If you've had one once, the chances are it stayed with you, whether as a cringeworthy moment carved in your memory, a hilarious pic you’d much rather not have to see ever again, or a comment a friend made which then turned into a whole new nickname for you. Yep, I am talking a bad haircut.

While the pandemic was a notorious era for DIY haircuts gone wrong, blunder years and your usual hairstylist going on vacation raise the chances of giving you a hilarious hairdo times ten, if not a hundred. But while we can suffer a haircut fail in silence until it grows back, we’d rather have a good laugh at it, because why be so serious?

And there’s a whole corner of Reddit known as the ‘Just [Fudge] My [Stuff] Up’ subreddit, whose original name we cannot utter as it's just as spicy as you suspect, dedicated to precisely such instances. From mullets, aka business in the front, party in the back, to bowl cuts, the community is dedicated to “jacked up haircuts from all walks of life.”

Below we selected some of the most original, weird and plain hysterical ones, so enjoy! Psst! More bad, worse and the worst haircuts await in our previous posts here, here and here.

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You'd Survive A 500 Feet Fall If You Landed In His Hair

You'd Survive A 500 Feet Fall If You Landed In His Hair

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#3

Do You Like My Bangs?

Do You Like My Bangs?

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cut them myself! (We have all made the mistake of cutting bangs when wet while forgetting that hair springs back when dry, and ending up with squirrel bangs. Most of us only make that mistake once. Most of us, that is.)

JJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should see our piggies when we cut their hair. I should definitely not become a hair stylist 😆 (From my experience long-haired piggies are better off with short-cut hair.)

Susan Green
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww I had a Guinea pig that looked just like this, when I was young.

Nicole Tomme
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guinea pig just needs a pair of square black glasses and the look will be perfect.

crazy_cat_notAlady
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely love them! One of the very few i have seen who can pull off short choppy bangs

Janned
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like it's about to start complaining about Carole Baskin (that b-----)

Bored Retsuko
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah... I think it's good it doesn't have hair getting into its face/eyes anymore 😊

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You may wonder what’s the difference between an avant-garde haircut and a tacky one. After all, they both should stand out and have some unusual touch to them. But according to Giuliano Dore, the cofounder of Get Groomed, whom Bored Panda contacted some time ago, it all comes down to the focus on details and the key idea behind the haircut.

“You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters rocking a very fashionable bowl. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told us.

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#5

I Can Smell It From Here

I Can Smell It From Here

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#6

My Local Senate Candidate's Beard Is Trying To Escape His Face

My Local Senate Candidate's Beard Is Trying To Escape His Face

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But we have to admit that on some occasions, we cannot blame anything else for a bad haircut but ourselves. Yep, we’re talking about you, pandemic hair! If you also like to save money and cut your hair at home, you may want to go with a safe option, Giuliano argues. All those crazy haircuts are better left for professionals.

For example, “same-level buzz cuts are a safe choice. Home is not the place for challenging haircuts. For example, attempting a 0 to 2 high skin fade by yourself is not gonna work. Even professional barbers don’t do it themselves. I know this because they book each other on our app," Giuliano said. He also suggested avoiding sharp tools like razor blades, and while cutting your hair at home, clippers are your best friends.

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#9

This One Needs No Introduction, Give My That Fresh Tarmac Look

This One Needs No Introduction, Give My That Fresh Tarmac Look

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Another good way to make sure you won't end up in this list of haircut fails is to speak up with your stylist before AND during a haircut. It’s crazy how much miscommunication happens simply because we don’t utter our thoughts, doubts and fears. Also, if you feel like your stylist is doing something you’re not comfortable with, it’s better to address it as soon as possible.

#10

Family Matters

Family Matters

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#12

Who Let Them Leave The House Like This

Who Let Them Leave The House Like This

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Think of politely saying something like, "I don't think I want all those layers. Can you please soften them so they’re not so noticeable?" Also, try giving a more detailed explanation including how much length to take off and pointing to places where you want layers or fades. And… let them know what you don’t like! This can make a huge difference in saving your hair from a bad haircut in the first place.

#13

Back In The Day Man, My Mom Was Hot!

Back In The Day Man, My Mom Was Hot!

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However, sometimes it’s simply too late. You walk out of the salon and realize this is it, that’s how you're gonna look for months. Which is not exactly true. Right after a haircut, your hair may indeed look very unusual, because the cuticles have been exposed and they need time to settle. The final look may only appear after a couple of days, and up to three shampoos later that week, so patience is key.

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#17

This Alumnus Of The Lollipop Guild On Divorce Court

This Alumnus Of The Lollipop Guild On Divorce Court

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#18

That’s Some F**ky Hair

That’s Some F**ky Hair

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DUN DUN
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I mental for not hating it completely? Only the front bangs are irking me

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Even if you still feel like hiding yourself under a blanket for however long it takes, remember that a bad haircut is just a haircut. Hair has magic power to grow back, so whatever you feel like today, tomorrow you’ll have something to laugh about!

#19

Michael Fabricant - A British Mp. "Give Me That Spaghetti Look"

Michael Fabricant - A British Mp. "Give Me That Spaghetti Look"

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#20

She Looks Like Someone…but I’m Drawing A Blanka On Who

She Looks Like Someone…but I’m Drawing A Blanka On Who

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#22

Jfmsu 1960s Edition

Jfmsu 1960s Edition

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#23

She Just Got Out The Paint Booth

She Just Got Out The Paint Booth

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#24

Richest Man On Earth Ladies And Gentlemen

Richest Man On Earth Ladies And Gentlemen

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#25

Gotta Learn To Share

Gotta Learn To Share

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#26

Whoever Did It To Em Bogus

Whoever Did It To Em Bogus

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#30

1970s Barbershop Haircutting Guide

1970s Barbershop Haircutting Guide

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#32

Just Give Me The Most Jacked Up Karen Look Possible

Just Give Me The Most Jacked Up Karen Look Possible

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#34

The Back View Of Elon Musk's New Haircut Is Even Worse

The Back View Of Elon Musk's New Haircut Is Even Worse

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#35

Younger Putin Has His S**t F**ked Up: Not Much Changing Over The Years

Younger Putin Has His S**t F**ked Up: Not Much Changing Over The Years

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#37

Toothbrush

Toothbrush

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Elaine Mattingly
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men looking like peacocks strutting in front of ladies not allowed to show their hair....................just saying.

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#38

Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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#40

F I ? R C ?

F I ? R C ?

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#41

Fresh Cut Spotted On Bbc Sunday Morning

Fresh Cut Spotted On Bbc Sunday Morning

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Mihai Mara
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man was in a hurry to get to BBC studios, didn't have time to finish shaving his head.

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#42

Watched Blade 2 Last Night And Saw Ron Perlman Rocking This Insane Wrap Around Goatee

Watched Blade 2 Last Night And Saw Ron Perlman Rocking This Insane Wrap Around Goatee

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#44

This Lady On An Hbo Documentary I Was Watching

This Lady On An Hbo Documentary I Was Watching

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Lynne Hammar
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it's a fat-shaming church. The crazier she got, the higher her hair!!

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#45

Found A Hairstyles Book From 1998 At The Thrift Store

Found A Hairstyles Book From 1998 At The Thrift Store

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#46

Dj Khaled Legit Looks Like A Completely Hairless Dude In Costume On His Way To A 70s-Themed Halloween Party

Dj Khaled Legit Looks Like A Completely Hairless Dude In Costume On His Way To A 70s-Themed Halloween Party

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#47

This Vertical Half-Bald Cut

This Vertical Half-Bald Cut

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#48

Dude Really Picked This Haircut To Promote On Instagram

Dude Really Picked This Haircut To Promote On Instagram

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#49

Googled “Mullet Black Man” And This Came Up, What Is This ?

Googled “Mullet Black Man” And This Came Up, What Is This ?

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#50

Maisie Williams At The Met Gala 2022

Maisie Williams At The Met Gala 2022

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October
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thats a Betty Boop reference and the Met is supposed to be over the top. So this is great.

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#51

Does This Count?

Does This Count?

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#54

What The Actual F**k

What The Actual F**k

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#55

It's Called 'Layering', No?

It's Called 'Layering', No?

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#56

Ken Burns Picked A Style And Ran With It. Respect

Ken Burns Picked A Style And Ran With It. Respect

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Eastendbird
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this theory that some men find a hairstyle that worked for them when they were young and then they never bother to change it as the years go by. It's especially obvious when you watch Rock documentaries about famous bands from the 60s and 70s.

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#62

The Gronch

The Gronch

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Agent 8433599
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This dude is on "Is It Cake?" It's a great show, check it out! Be warned though, you will crave cake

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#63

What Would You Call This Haircut? Damn!

What Would You Call This Haircut? Damn!

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#64

Found In Apple Music. Christ Almighty

Found In Apple Music. Christ Almighty

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#67

A Local Gem

A Local Gem

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tw 72
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am guessing there are more problems here than a bad haircut

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#68

Sister Sent Me This Lol

Sister Sent Me This Lol

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#69

What Would You Call This Haircut ?

What Would You Call This Haircut ?

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#72

This Hairstyle Just Really Rubs Me The Wrong Way

This Hairstyle Just Really Rubs Me The Wrong Way

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#74

Argentinian Economist And Politician Javier Milei

Argentinian Economist And Politician Javier Milei

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#75

Been Rocking This Haircut For Awhile Now, I Never Really Think About How Insane It Is

Been Rocking This Haircut For Awhile Now, I Never Really Think About How Insane It Is

SexySratos Report

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Littlemiss
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like he climbed out of the dryer lint vent at a laundromat

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#76

Worst 'Fade' I've Ever Seen

Worst 'Fade' I've Ever Seen

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#77

Heard We Were Making Fun Of Mullets, Here's An Aussie Classic

Heard We Were Making Fun Of Mullets, Here's An Aussie Classic

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#79

These Are Actual Facial Tattoos With Brow Implants

These Are Actual Facial Tattoos With Brow Implants

KellySummerlin Report

#80

The Horsemen Of The “Billie Eilish Shouldn’t Be Playing Glastonbury” Apocalypse

The Horsemen Of The “Billie Eilish Shouldn’t Be Playing Glastonbury” Apocalypse

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#81

In A German Talkshow

In A German Talkshow

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#82

Mannequin At A Local Shop. Her Face Says It All

Mannequin At A Local Shop. Her Face Says It All

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wowbagger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually i would say, "Don't worry, it'll grow out." But sometimes there's no choice but to replace your whole head.

#83

It's Not Even Straight Lol

It's Not Even Straight Lol

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Sa Ruuu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not even straight? Really? It's not like just anyone could do such a great job making it look neat and legible

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#84

There’s So Much Happening Here

There’s So Much Happening Here

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#86

Give Me That Cartoon Villian Look - Say No More Fam

Give Me That Cartoon Villian Look - Say No More Fam

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#87

Fade Me Up Scotty

Fade Me Up Scotty

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#88

So My Roommate Tried To Perm His Hair At Home And This Is What Happened

So My Roommate Tried To Perm His Hair At Home And This Is What Happened

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#89

The Spock Cut

The Spock Cut

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Edurne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope you didn't pay for that abomination... I'd have sued.

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#90

Hold My Brush While My Genes F**k My S**t Up

Hold My Brush While My Genes F**k My S**t Up

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#91

A Guy From Slovenian Reality Show

A Guy From Slovenian Reality Show

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#92

My Childhood Friend Thinks He's "Glowed Up"

My Childhood Friend Thinks He's "Glowed Up"

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#95

Just Saw This On My Feed And I Can’t. I Really Can’t

Just Saw This On My Feed And I Can’t. I Really Can’t

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#96

Murderer Accused Of Being Mentally Ill Represents Himself At His Own Murder Trial And Shows Up Like This

Murderer Accused Of Being Mentally Ill Represents Himself At His Own Murder Trial And Shows Up Like This

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#98

What Do You Think He Asked For At The Barbershop?

What Do You Think He Asked For At The Barbershop?

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BreGerEu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The logo of Star Trek? The letter 'A'? A spot to let the skin breathe?

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#101

He Got That Bowl Cut

He Got That Bowl Cut

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#103

“Beauty Influencer” With A Layered Mushroom Cut Hybrid

“Beauty Influencer” With A Layered Mushroom Cut Hybrid

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#104

Happy 2022

Happy 2022

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Mama Penguin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks like a New Jersey housewife whose husband owns a car dealership and they live in a tacky McMansion.

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#105

What Would You Do?

What Would You Do?

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#107

What I Wanted (Top) vs. What I Got…. I’m Sad Now

What I Wanted (Top) vs. What I Got…. I’m Sad Now

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#108

How Many Bump Its You Think She Has Up In There??

How Many Bump Its You Think She Has Up In There??

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#109

Welcome To Costco. I Love You

Welcome To Costco. I Love You

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Lynne Hammar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she *made* me get a haircut ... she *made* me go to costco ... now she makes me wear this *stupid* mask! Well, I'll show her! I'm sitting right here until she's ready!

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