“Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! People can't see me like this. My own mother won't recognize me.” Chances are, nearly all of us have felt like this after a horrendous haircut. Whether by the will of a newbie/hungover/angry hairstylist or by your own clumsy hands at home, you've ended up massacring your hairdo. And now you can't leave home out of shame. (Which is kind of alright what with the global pandemic, lockdowns, and all.)
There's a hilarious subreddit called ‘Just Eff My Crap Up' (paraphrasing their name a bit; can you guess what their real name is?) that collects the most unfortunate, badly done haircuts on the net. Check out some of the best examples of what not to do to your hair below and remember to upvote the pics that made your hair follicles tingle as you scroll down.
Getting a bad haircut is easy enough. But we wanted to learn what it takes to create a great haircut both at home and by the hands of a capable barber, so we reached out to Giuliano Dore, co-founder of 'Get Groomed.' "The main difference between avant-garde and plain bad for a haircut is the focus on details and the whole idea behind the haircut. You would think that haircuts like the bowl cut are never gonna be trendy. Wrong. It’s happening and thanks to extremely talented hairstylists, we see a lot of hipsters rocking a very fashionable bowl. It’s all about pattern, symmetry, and (sometimes) controlled asymmetry. If I see patchy haircuts, holes or broken hairlines, I am gonna assume the worst," he told Bored Panda. Read on for the full interview.
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My Soldier Said I Could Post This As Long As I Get Up Votes.. Well I Dont Wanna Disappoint The Kid
I Bet It’s Enchanting To Watch Him Talk
Hahaha, poor guy looks miserable. Turns those moes upside down and give a lil smile lol.
Give Me The Reverse Dad
My 10th Grade Year Book Picture
I Don't Even Have A Joke To Make For These
How Do I Let Everyone To Know I Have Dreads?
Hahaha, I see no problem with that. It’s funny. My hubby hung jingle bells from his dreads for chrissy one year.
I Like Any Haircut That Makes An Ear The Central Area Of Focus
She Blended Them In Well
Russian Politician Valentina Petrenko
Just Give Me That Microphone Head
I must say it is extremely neat and uniform so the barber has skill just not sure about style lol.
I’m Struggling To Find The Words To Describe How Awful This Looks
The Combover To End All Combovers
A 70 Billion Dollar Haircut
... And The Absolute Winner Of All Time Is...
This Dude Is Running For Schoolboard In My Town. Got A Flyer In The Mail With This Pic And Almost Spit My Drink Out
He Needs To Go Back To Jail
Tried To Do A Homemade Bowl Cut
"I Need The Worst Possible Style For My Head Shape." "I Got You Fam"
When Your Transformation Is Complete But You Have To Get Downtown
When Your Company Has A Strict No Beard Policy....but It Doesn't Say Anything A About A Neckbeard
This Man Is A Legend
"You Know What A Ballsa-" "Say No More"
Give Me That "If Dubstep Were A Haircut" Look
I Paid $50 For This Haircut
The Years Have Been Rough For Bart Simpson
This Picture Made Me Scream What The Hell
Give Me That Future White Collar Criminal
The Straw Is The Icing On The Cake
I Want To Die A Virgin. Say No More
What Happens When You Actually Speak To The Manager
I Hate Seeing Kids Getting Forced Into Having Their Hair Cut. He Clearly Doesnt Like This
Gimme That Straw Basket Look
When You Ask For A Line But The Barber Gives You An Entire Highway
Straight Hair + Bike Helmet = Asian Cornrows
Give Me The “My 5 Year Old Just Learned How To Cut Bangs”
This Is A Sponsored Ad, Wow What A Fringe
The Helmet
Back To 1979 And 1980
Guess I Have To Screw My Own Hair Up In These Quarantined Times
A New Species Of Neck Beard
I Paid 300$ To Get My Curly Hair Managed
“You Know How Your Pencil Eraser Looks After You Finish The Sat?”
I actually can’t tell if that is his actual hair or if it is painted on.
Saw This On Youtube Rn Haha
He’s Hungry
Found This
"You Seen That Episode With Doofus Rick?"
So For A Good Week Now My Friend Has Been Asking Me To Cut Her Hair For Her... No Idea Where She Got The Idea That I Wouldn’t Screw This Up. I Finally Went To Do It And This Was The Result. Sad Things, I Really Did Try! I’m Not A Hairdresser! I Feel Awful Though... Hope We’re Still Friends
Not A Comb-Over, A Comb-Forward? On A Pottery Show In The UK
Gimme That 'Thinning Hair In A Rainstorm' Look
Omfg My Friend's Brother Just Got A Fidget Spinner Haircut
The Hairdresser Had “No Idea” How This Happened
Now, that would be a reason to see the manager (and maybe their lawyer).
Found This Rapper Guy That Stole My Brothers Look Back In 2009!
From Homeless Person To Child Predator
Bird Nest Fam
Spotted On Instagram
Dj Khaled Legit Looks Like A Completely Hairless Dude In Costume On His Way To A 70s-Themed Halloween Party
Mushroom Cloud
I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems
They Gave Him The Hut
New Barber Left Me With A Hard Part Moses Would Be Satisfied With
You Ever Seen A Youtube Video? Say No More Fam
So, I Got My Hands On My Dad’s Senior Prom Picture
Random Man Being Interviewed In Wisconsin Today
3 Going On 50 And Divorced
Why
Her Ponytail Is Extensions Linked To Her Actual Head Of Hair Through A Ring/Hoop/Chain...
Not really pretty but it for sure draws some attention and this might have been the real reason for such a hairstyle.
No Words Needed
Sheldon Adelson, Worth 31.6 Billion Dollars, CEO Of The World's 8th Biggest Casino Company, Las Vegas Sands
In The Window Of A Hairsalon
Here Is Another Judge Judy Participant
Lost A Bet, And In Turn My Friends Cut My Hair. They Called It The “Bowllet” (Bowl Cut Mullet). I Thought This Sub Would Appreciate It In All Its Glory
Miley Going For That Classic Simple Jack Look
Do Beard Transplants Count?
You Bouta Get All The Pussy Fam
I want to look like a young offender. Barber- say no more young_offe...8b21e0.jpg
The Quarantine Fade
I Asked For A High Fade, And To Even Out The Top. This Is What I Got...
My Clipper Died About 30 Seconds Into Shaving My Head...
My Husband Messed Up
The Haircut That All Blizzard Esports Casters And Pros Are Now Required To Get
Gimme That Simple Jack Bang Look
What My Sister Got vs. What She Asked For...
Tbh it looks like she did get what she wanted, the one in the picture is styled
I was tempted to cut my own hair during lockdown. After seeing these I'm glad I didn't.
I cut both my kids' hair. It's not that hard, just takes some research and patience. It wasn't perfect, but they looked fine.
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I was tempted to cut my own hair during lockdown. After seeing these I'm glad I didn't.
I cut both my kids' hair. It's not that hard, just takes some research and patience. It wasn't perfect, but they looked fine.
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