While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.
It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?
So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.
For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!
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Are Women Funnier Than Men?
It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.
Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.
We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.
Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.
I had to explain why "All lives matter" is racist to a lovely woman who responded, "oh no! I just wanted the Somali refugees to know that they aren't being forgotten!" Sweetest woman ever!
I'm probably going to get s**t for this, but I don't see how this is supposed to end racism. It kinda feels like it's just turning racism the other way. Wouldn't it make more sense to just stop using terms like "black and white" and embrace true equality? Like, using phrases like "humans and people"? I really don't understand.
You can't just pretend that racism isn't alive and well today. Black lives matter because they have been historically under represented in every aspect of our society. It came about to highlight the inequity in police brutality specifically against people of color such as George Floyd. It's used to show the discrimination that Black people still face to this day. Until every single person can have open, honest, and uncomfortable conversations with people who don't look like you, racism will always be there. We have to educate ourselves and not pretend it doesn't exist. We cannot do nothing, you must be an active ally against intolerance and hate of any kind.
Load More Replies...Lol thanks, what a nice break from the political debate above
Load More Replies...People who say "Black lives matter" are trying to make "All lives matter" a true statement..
That's why I didn't understand the backlash to ALM. Aren't you agreeing with the statement?
Load More Replies...I respond with "Just because I say save the whales, doesnt mean I dont give a sh&t about the rest of the ocean. I want to save them all, but the whales are in dire straits right now, so how bout we focus on them".. Say that to someone and suddenly they think you're being racist to them. Try it, it's kinda fun to watch.
Gary- Let me preface my response by clarifying that having a multicultural family DOES NOT exclude you from being a racist. That being said, the fact that you think "black lives matter" only refers to killing says a lot...sadly. BP doesn't give enough space for a proper response, but in short, yes, all lives matter, but that's not what "black lives matter" is about.
I think it's should be "xxx" life matters. Regardless of race sex age. John smiths life matters. Make it about the person being a certain colour or sexual orientation shouldnt define you. Please take what I say with the kindness it's meant with. I'm trying so hard to understand all the hate in the world :(
I was worried for a second about where this was going. Relieved.
A house caught fire in my town, and the fire department turned out, but they didn't concentrate on putting out the fire. Instead they spread out equally all over the town because "all houses matter."
Load More Replies...Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?
These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.
- @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
- @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
- @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
- @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
- @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)
How Do I Create Viral Tweets?
There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.
If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.
Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.
Is it appropriate to ask how much they are willing to pay? Just for my business plan.
For those who don't understand, this is based off the book 'The Picture Of Dorian Grey' where a narcissistic young man has a photo painted of himself, and then the picture becomes ugly and he freaks out because Old Book Drama
Tell them about the dead body in your basement, let them feel as engaged
The requirements have increased, but nothing else changed. Nice
I had a bagger reach around the belt to find just the right items for each bag even though I had already sorted everything hoping they would go into bags in that order. She did a MUCH better job than me and I still think about her 5 years later.
That’s because no one has slapped their knees while standing up and said ‘whelp…’
Well, at least it got the child thinking. I almost died from meningitis and pneumonia at 5 and it made me a pretty broody and morbid tween. Maybe I would've had more friends of the other kids contemplated this.
Have you ever tried to get a child dressed that doesn't want to wear clothes? Don't even worry about what the temperature is outside. It's not a battle worth winning!
I think this is what every male is secretly thinking when they see women fighting.
Make a list of similar but different bs. Tell each different thing to all the loose lips you know. When it makes its way back to you you'll know who's got the biggest mouth.
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But the kids have all the fun while the adults are arguing about politics, religion, and when are we going to get flying cars
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I regularly get text requests from my kids' friends for pictures of my animals. I happily oblige. They have come over to meet them. No complaints yet. XD
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Use defrost on heat the car will run the compressor to remove any moisture automatically (most cars at least)
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I'd prefer Frightful February, where you stand in a corner and scream every day with frustration
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I hear they have a Dominatrix Barbie. Comes with whip, boots, and a strap-on. Sub Ken not included,. Clamps are extra.
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Half hour ago, I accepted my first ever WhatsApp video call. It was from my nephew, one of the only two people on the planet I can not decline and the other is my other nephew. So with dread I answered, to hear the worst 'there you go grandma, I told you she would answer' and so I had to video chat with my mum. Boooooo (I call most days, I just hate the video thing)
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1986, during a quiet moment, one of my staff (of Spanish heritage) just said "I did a bad ting". Turns out he'd deleted everything off our job folder. This was a mainframe where restoration involved a 2 day wait for the offsite tape backup.
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For me it's Skyrim. When I step into the final room in a crypt and a Dragon Priest rises and a bunch of draugur start waking up all around me and I have bare minimum equipment because I'm training my mage classes in order to level up, and bare minimum means some of the random Nordic equipment I picked up to sell when I get to town. Bring it on motherf****rs....
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I hate Velveeta to processed cheese flavored product, but the Velveeta intern about to be told to go home is absolutely correct.
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whenever my dad calls me and starts the conversation with "Michael, can I ask you a question?" I know I'm in deep trouble.
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There should be a kid's book. "Everybody has it," which explains that we are all human, with the same ability to have/grow the same hair, wherever it might grow.
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Hahaha...my daughter is Rachel McKenna. She is in her 20's though.