Caitlin Davenport
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Dumbest thing, or customer, I had to explain is that there is no such thing as "lo cal" or lo calorie honey. It's f*****g "local" for cryin out loud. F*CK.LadyCiani reply
A chicken is an animal. Therefore it's not vegetarian. Worked in a vitamin store in college and was explaining to someone that vitamin D is extracted from lanolin in sheep's wool, so it depended on if you were vegan or not. And they hit me with fish and birds are not animals. The specific thing she said: "What about a chicken? It's not an animal, it's a fowl!" My assistant manager told her something like, "Oh well remember the 20 questions game? Is it animal, mineral, or vegetable? A chicken isn't an a mineral or vegetable." They left in a huff and made huge complaints about us. Me in particular because I couldn't believe how stupid they were (and I have no poker face). I was not/am not cut out for retail.TEAMTINU reply
Dumbest thing, or customer, I had to explain is that there is no such thing as "lo cal" or lo calorie honey. It's f*****g "local" for cryin out loud. F*CK.LadyCiani reply
A chicken is an animal. Therefore it's not vegetarian. Worked in a vitamin store in college and was explaining to someone that vitamin D is extracted from lanolin in sheep's wool, so it depended on if you were vegan or not. And they hit me with fish and birds are not animals. The specific thing she said: "What about a chicken? It's not an animal, it's a fowl!" My assistant manager told her something like, "Oh well remember the 20 questions game? Is it animal, mineral, or vegetable? A chicken isn't an a mineral or vegetable." They left in a huff and made huge complaints about us. Me in particular because I couldn't believe how stupid they were (and I have no poker face). I was not/am not cut out for retail.GraniteBoy reply
(Phone call when I worked in a hardware store) "Good morning,BetaOscarBeta reply
I didn’t make your drink wrong, Amy. You ordered a large hot drink, and immediately after paying the barista put out a small cold drink and yelled “Jennifer.” Then, Amy, you picked it up and *took a sip* before realizing it was not your large, hot drink. Shift lead sent me on break before I had a chance to fully explode.itsfroggyout reply
I used to run a feed store in an affluent area. We sold baby chicks, which were only females, for egg laying. This guy comes in and is adamant about needing a rooster for more egg production. That's not the case. I explained how the reproductive, egg laying process was. He just wasn't getting it. I was at my point, and plus, the fact I couldn't order just 1 rooster, I could only order roosters in a batch of 50. I had to put it extremely bluntly to him, and I asked him, "Sir, does your wife need you around every month to get her period?" His jaw drops and says, "OH my, how foolish could I be. " Another customer asking "Where is the mother chicken?" Me, "They don't need the mother hen." Her, "How can they survive without their mother? You buy chicken breast at the store. She needs to breastfeed!" Me, "That's not how it works.".Show All 6 Upvotes
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It’s Getting Out Of Hand. Asked To Tip For An Online Purchase, When I Put $0, It Redirected Me To This
What Nissan Thought Would Be The Future Of The Automotive Industry Shown In The Nrv-II Concept Car(1982). Pretty Damn Accurate
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“This Baby Is 0% My Responsibility”: Pregnant Teen Gets Kicked Out From Mom’s House
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“What’s Something Your Family Raised You Doing That You Later Learnt Was Really Weird?” (45 Answers)
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A chicken is an animal. Therefore it's not vegetarian. Worked in a vitamin store in college and was explaining to someone that vitamin D is extracted from lanolin in sheep's wool, so it depended on if you were vegan or not. And they hit me with fish and birds are not animals. The specific thing she said: "What about a chicken? It's not an animal, it's a fowl!" My assistant manager told her something like, "Oh well remember the 20 questions game? Is it animal, mineral, or vegetable? A chicken isn't an a mineral or vegetable." They left in a huff and made huge complaints about us. Me in particular because I couldn't believe how stupid they were (and I have no poker face). I was not/am not cut out for retail.itsfroggyout reply
I used to run a feed store in an affluent area. We sold baby chicks, which were only females, for egg laying. This guy comes in and is adamant about needing a rooster for more egg production. That's not the case. I explained how the reproductive, egg laying process was. He just wasn't getting it. I was at my point, and plus, the fact I couldn't order just 1 rooster, I could only order roosters in a batch of 50. I had to put it extremely bluntly to him, and I asked him, "Sir, does your wife need you around every month to get her period?" His jaw drops and says, "OH my, how foolish could I be. " Another customer asking "Where is the mother chicken?" Me, "They don't need the mother hen." Her, "How can they survive without their mother? You buy chicken breast at the store. She needs to breastfeed!" Me, "That's not how it works.".TEAMTINU reply
Dumbest thing, or customer, I had to explain is that there is no such thing as "lo cal" or lo calorie honey. It's f*****g "local" for cryin out loud. F*CK.BetaOscarBeta reply
I didn’t make your drink wrong, Amy. You ordered a large hot drink, and immediately after paying the barista put out a small cold drink and yelled “Jennifer.” Then, Amy, you picked it up and *took a sip* before realizing it was not your large, hot drink. Shift lead sent me on break before I had a chance to fully explode.GraniteBoy reply
(Phone call when I worked in a hardware store) "Good morning,There’s No Way Anyone Believes This Is An Efficient Way To Display Drinks. Had To Open 5 Doors Until I Found What I Wanted
It’s Getting Out Of Hand. Asked To Tip For An Online Purchase, When I Put $0, It Redirected Me To This
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