“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

And that was a waste of cabbage.

Feeding our babies??? Dude, far out!! Where's my car??

Lol

me too buddy I also have no hope AFTER GOD DAMN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT( almost) AGAIN!!!! I'm so hopeless

Are we ghosting them now?

It's also free.

Help! I swallowed an ice cube and after two days it still hasn't come out

Omg, I didn't see THIS coming! 🤣

At least they figured it out by themselves

Put the baby behind bars! Its wails keep escaping from the bassinet.

Mafs 😂

Calculus with Roman numerals, fun.

And these people can vote... obviously

At least she realised eventually. And hopefully gets her poor kid the rest of their vaccines.

IM CRYING EHFUHWRFEJRNFGJEKR

Use a dictionary as sauce of wisdom 😌

Is this a question about the amount of chip?

Try speaking with a Scottish person late Saturday evening in a bar. Edit: while not being Scottish yourself. Or anyway.

By beeing born

The first rule about tattoos is if you need anesthesia to get a tattoo, you're too much of a pu$$y to get a tattoo

Let me just get my ironing board.

whats a sky?

Because.... it..... is? I'm not sure what sort of answer this guy is looking for.

Think they need to reflect on their comment.

Its a god awful small affair

I feel for this child...

So ants, cockroaches, and all the animals in the wild on the planet are all walking cos some dude is going around and ordering all of them to?

The answer is, especially if you live in an apartment building, that you should ask each one of your neighbors to get a general consensus. This way, after you tell them that you microwave your cats food, they can move somewhere else where the chances of their building being burnt down goes down dramatically

I love a good insult in the morning 👌

Autocorrect is going through a weird vase.

Yes.

Spoken like a true creationist

Didn't romans read the future out of the intestins of dead animals? 🤔

Science isn't the reason earth floats, it's just the reason we know why it floats....

New band! Milli Salmon Vanilli!

No.

I wonder how many people in the US actually realise that the amendments are just that, amendments. Which means they can be amended again, and even repealed (looking at you 18th).

No, we Europeans drink bull's milk only.

A lot of toast, as a lack of it makes you really ill, obviously 🤷🏻‍♀️

Green is assuming Red actually did any learning in school at all...

After the civil war, probably

I guess we don't need abortion laws then.

because.... Wait for it.... they're ILLEGAL!

Blessed are the simple minded for they have no worries and sleep like babies.

American healthcare in a nutshell....

Not a bad attempt at a foreign word (well, two words) that they've only heard said. I knew instantly what they meant, which is your language is for, after all.

True story from a white friend: bought a ghost costume for his kid. The top of the head came to a point. Then came the delicate task of explaining why it's not such a good costume after all.

Why is this stupid?