Hell, also known as YouTube debates.

I feel like I would do this

feel sorry about the pig in the hot dog 😅

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Hiring a surrealist architect can make life interesting, especially if you prefer complexities.

*makes notes*

I'm getting Gary Larson vibes

Atlas, my love has come along.

In one of Terry Pratchett’s novels (Reaperman) some types of trees ar sentient but think at such a slow pace they can’t sense things faster than about a day. They end up wondering why some of their number suddenly disappear after hearing the wire of an axe blade. They also believed in reincarnation and hope that by being a good tree they get reincarnated as a nice stylish dinner table with matching chairs.

Despite his advanced education, the guy never learned that snitches get stitches, even at the subatomic level.

Neolithic dog knows why...

So that's what happens to recurring digits 🤯

Lasting value in teaching them which mushrooms are edible or hallucinogenic.

The gravity of gravitas.

7 habits of very good boys lmfao

That's my kind of reading

At least it's not a tagged ear or a tattoo.

They're becoming obsolete and replaced by the computer mouse.

She needs her nap. She has lots of problems.

I read a great book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.

But what does it do? Who cares if we can make money from it

Too many of the blue ones find their way to protest marches.

Face it Tim, you are the bystander who gets killed in a freak occurrence by page 18.

My portfolio

Ivy league?

I can't tell if this is meant to be ironic or not 👀

Perfectly imperfect, my squashed down sphere. Colours aplenty, seen once a year....

In the wrong hands, baseball bats can become the mortal enemy of consciousness.

The Blender 3D tutorial donut is the fruit of the union of him and one of the real donuts. Its fate is to look delectible, but never to be tasted.

Flip Flop must include the political books.

Shout out hello to my brother-in-law, who is a high risk publisher.

Old Man and the Sea Cruise.

the worker of her own despair

Sounds like he's experiencing an eggs-istential crisis.