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Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 2 hours ago

60 Mildly Infuriating Pictures You Can Almost Feel (New Pics)

Use a cheese slicer to slice cold butter for your sandwich. You are welcome.

Jason Montondo • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

You forgot the jet fly by

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 3 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

A pinch is taken between thumb and pointer finger (Not English as first language here) a dash is a small shake of the container the spice is in.

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Funny And Relatable Video Game Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

The unheard of prequel to the last of us.

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Funniest Mom Jokes And Memes Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Page

ALAN!!!

Jason Montondo • commented on a post 1 month ago

"Awful, Awful Place": 28 Tourists Share Cities They Will Never Visit Again

Arkansas is known for its natural beauty, not our one c**p city. Many national parks and small home time vibes.

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Jason Montondo • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

There is also a response that the person offended needs to do the same. It cannot be 9ne person saying sorry. It has to be two people talking about it and coming to understand

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

I want a Bantha!!!!

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

There is also a response that the person offended needs to do the same. It cannot be 9ne person saying sorry. It has to be two people talking about it and coming to understand

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

I want a Bantha!!!!

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

Please also try and teach retail people courtesy through your words

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Jason Montondo • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

Herstorical_Rule6 reply

Don’t post what you wouldn’t say in person.

believe0101 reply

When your roommate, partner, spouse, child, etc. just got home and is still taking off their shoes, putting their keys away, etc....do NOT greet them with a "to-do" request or some sort of reminder. It's a universally s****y feeling to be greeted by that.

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Don’t post what you wouldn’t say in person.

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Our school hired (unknowingly) hired a janitor who turned out to be a wanted criminal and a capital m******r. He was wanted in Tx n moved way up north either to escape or start fresh. He was working at the high school for sometime before something happened where he ended up getting caught n arrested.

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Jason Montondo • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

I feel like half these jokes should be read in a Rodney Dangerfield voice

30 Posts That Made People Say, ‘Please, May I Have A Crumb Of Context’

Obviously a transformer

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

I feel like half these jokes should be read in a Rodney Dangerfield voice

30 Posts That Made People Say, ‘Please, May I Have A Crumb Of Context’

Obviously a transformer

40 Hilariously Bad Houses, As Spotted By This Belgian Guy (New Pics)

LET MY PEEPHOLE GO

Work-Problems-Memes-Jokes

Funny-Fails-You-Had-One-Job

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Jason Montondo • commented on a post 3 months ago

‘Your Joke But Better’: 40 Pictures Of People Stealing The Spotlight With Their Responses

I got better

Jason Montondo • commented on a post 4 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Amateurs

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 4 months ago

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

He’s more machine now than man.

Jason Montondo • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For Women, As Seen On The ‘Laughing Chicks’ IG Page

5 separate cabins in the woods..10 dogs but no banjos please.

50 People Who Were Pleasantly Surprised With A Wholesome Thanksgiving And Just Had To Share

I'd love to take all these incredible people from these posts and put them all together and that would be my city, just filled with kind, thoughtful people. ❤️

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Professional Dropsies

Jason Montondo • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

30 People Reveal Restaurant Green Flags That Indicate You Should Definitely Eat There

Yesss! Upvote for good potatoes! 👍🏻

Such-Sun7453 reply

For breakfast joints it comes down to the potatoes for me. They cannot be stodgy, chalky, wet or unseasoned. Well seasoned, crispy potatoes will always have me coming back.

30 People Reveal Restaurant Green Flags That Indicate You Should Definitely Eat There

Yesss! Upvote for good potatoes! 👍🏻

Such-Sun7453 reply

For breakfast joints it comes down to the potatoes for me. They cannot be stodgy, chalky, wet or unseasoned. Well seasoned, crispy potatoes will always have me coming back.

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

This one time.......

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Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 9 months ago

30 Screenshots And Stories Of The World’s Most Entitled Individuals

Trans women, just a thought: respect is a two way street. The constant "XX is more burdensome on trans women so we should get what we want" is endless entitlement, and not always true. This post is not surprising nor rare. I used to be such a strong ally but you can only fight for someone who doesn't even care about your life for so long.

Jason Montondo • upvoted 3 items 10 months ago

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Jason Montondo • commented on a post 10 months ago

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

Where is this ewok village?!

Jason Montondo • upvoted 8 items 1 year ago

40 Bartenders Share The Worst Things Customers Do

Unfortunately few think this further: Imagine how miserable the life of these man must be that they confuse the experience of normal politeness with love. How painful their life must be that they think being treated friendly is so out of the books that they soak it up like a sponge and think it is love because so few treat them like it. How lonely, longing and sad their existence must have been. And instead of raising awareness and offering supportive advice so many people just judge them and make fun out of them adding more to their misery. While it often would take so little to make all the difference...

50 Times People Were So Amazed By Something, They Shared It With Everyone Online (New Pics)

Forget about rings, my future wife and I will exchange AKs for our vows.

40 Bartenders Share The Worst Things Customers Do

50 Times People Were So Amazed By Something, They Shared It With Everyone Online (New Pics)

Forget about rings, my future wife and I will exchange AKs for our vows.

64 Stories With A Plot Twist Nobody Saw Coming

I love the "human equivalent of stepping on a Lego" part 🤣

“Bakes Muffins Part-Time 3 Days A Week But Lives In A 2500 Sq Ft Loft”: 40 Overdone Film Tropes That Audiences Are Tired Of Seeing

yeah. man slaps a woman, he's satan incarnate (true, never hit your partner). woman slaps a man, what did he do to deserve it? or haha funny! it is never okay to hit your partner, no matter your or their gender.

50 Funny Unfiltered Posts Of What Women Are Really Thinking From “Moms Behaving Badly” (New Pics)

Can we vote on changing the names of that stuff on the list? Who's with me?

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Abuse of men getting downplayed as a joke

Plot-Twist-Stories

"When I started school, I figured out that being raised by your grandparents wasn't normal. And then when I was a little older, I found out that the reason why was because my biological parents gave me to them. I was told that my biological mother was 'sick' and assumed that I was maybe a few months old at the youngest. No one talked much about my biological father or his family and I only met his father and stepmom once when I was a toddler. I rarely saw my biological parents while they were together, and only started seeing my biological mother regularly when they divorced and she moved back to the family home and we became roommates. Years later, I found out that my biological father remarried and started a new ginger family right away. And then, around ten or so, I was helping my mom (aka grandmother) with something and it involved going through her lockbox of important papers. I found a paper pertaining to the custody case and it was dated two months after I was born. I asked questions and it turned out that my biological parents gave up after a week and my biological father wanted to throw me in a dumpster. Lucky for me, my biological mother called her mom and I was not thrown in the trash. My dad had been at work while all this went down, so that day, he came home and found out there was an extra person there for the indefinite future. After my biological father changed his plan to putting me in foster care, my grandparents filed for custody because the thought of not knowing where I was was literally nightmare inducing. Bio dad popped up a couple times when I was older and the last time we were in contact, which was through email, he tried to claim that I had been kidnapped. Which is stupid for so many reasons. We don't talk anymore, because he's the human equivalent of stepping on a Lego and I have already have a dad, who is like if Shepherd Book and Ron Swanson fused into one being."

50 Eye-Opening Reasons Not To Have Kids in Today’s World

Over 50 years ago, my husband and I decided not to have children but, despite being on the pill, we conceived and were not about to abort our son, the first of our 3 children. Although we have been extremely happy as parents, I cannot say with absolute certainty that we would not have been equally happy otherwise. You don't know what you don't know, right? Many of our friends have no children and apparently feel no regrets. There are joys to be found in both lifestyles. Still, my grandmother's (born 1902) words still resonate that it can be awfully lonely in old age NOT to have children and grandchildren in your life. I am now reaping the benefits of a growing family. Circumstances vary widely. We all try to make the best decisions we can based on the information and feelings we have at the time. I think the important thing to remember is that there is more than one way to be happy and fulfilled in life.

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Jason Montondo • commented on a post 2 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

You forgot the jet fly by

Jason Montondo • commented on a post 1 month ago

"Awful, Awful Place": 28 Tourists Share Cities They Will Never Visit Again

Arkansas is known for its natural beauty, not our one c**p city. Many national parks and small home time vibes.

Jason Montondo • commented on 3 posts 2 months ago

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

There is also a response that the person offended needs to do the same. It cannot be 9ne person saying sorry. It has to be two people talking about it and coming to understand

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

I want a Bantha!!!!

“Take The Hint”: 50 Things People Should Do That Are Basically “Unwritten Rules”

Please also try and teach retail people courtesy through your words

Jason Montondo • commented on a post 3 months ago

‘Your Joke But Better’: 40 Pictures Of People Stealing The Spotlight With Their Responses

I got better

Jason Montondo • commented on a post 4 months ago

50 Hilarious Memes For All Of Us To Relate To, As Shared By This Facebook Group

Amateurs

Jason Montondo • commented on a post 10 months ago

This Instagram Page Spreads Only Good And Positive Vibes, Here Are 50 Of Its Best Posts

Where is this ewok village?!

Jason Montondo • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

“I’m Not Racist, But…”: 45 Things People Have Said That Made Others Know Immediately They Wouldn’t Be Friends

I like nincompoop as an insult. Completely dumbfounds people

“What Trick Did You Learn That Changed Everything?”: 30 People Share Their Best Cooking Hacks

Today I learned about egg cookers...

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

Rvs are supp8sed to be better than tents when it comes to come camping. That's it. You want an apartment on wheels get a mobile home.

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

Just no....

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

He's a lying d1ckt@rd. Disturbing a nest will get you attacked. Bees don't know your family no matter how many years you've kept the hive.

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

Coffee is a ground up roasted bean. Coachroaches like dark warm wet biological materials for food.....clean your coffee pots and kurigs people

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

Or deep fry. MERICA

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

Then why you gotta point it out

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

Hoof rats deserve it

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

And we did things with approval from the governments the in power. At this point the USA doesn't even to Panama Canal. We gave it back to the country

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

Revolt on updates people. No need for new phones if companies stop putting updates that slow your phones down

How It’s Actually Made: 53 Products People Would Stop Buying If They Knew What’s Behind Them

If only we had magical devices that could look up public info and find out builder company's and better business reviews...

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 3 hours ago

60 Mildly Infuriating Pictures You Can Almost Feel (New Pics)

Use a cheese slicer to slice cold butter for your sandwich. You are welcome.

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 2 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

A pinch is taken between thumb and pointer finger (Not English as first language here) a dash is a small shake of the container the spice is in.

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Funny And Relatable Video Game Memes, As Shared On This Instagram Page

The unheard of prequel to the last of us.

Jason Montondo • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Of The Funniest Mom Jokes And Memes Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Page

ALAN!!!

Jason Montondo • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

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Don’t post what you wouldn’t say in person.

believe0101 reply

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Jason Montondo • upvoted 5 items 3 months ago

50 Of The Wittiest Dad Jokes That May Help You Finally One-Up Your Own Dad (New Pics)

I feel like half these jokes should be read in a Rodney Dangerfield voice

Funny-Fails-You-Had-One-Job

Work-Problems-Memes-Jokes

30 Posts That Made People Say, ‘Please, May I Have A Crumb Of Context’

Obviously a transformer

40 Hilariously Bad Houses, As Spotted By This Belgian Guy (New Pics)

LET MY PEEPHOLE GO

Jason Montondo • upvoted 2 items 4 months ago

40 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

He’s more machine now than man.

Professional Dropsies

Jason Montondo • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes For Women, As Seen On The ‘Laughing Chicks’ IG Page

5 separate cabins in the woods..10 dogs but no banjos please.

50 People Who Were Pleasantly Surprised With A Wholesome Thanksgiving And Just Had To Share

I'd love to take all these incredible people from these posts and put them all together and that would be my city, just filled with kind, thoughtful people. ❤️

Jason Montondo • upvoted 3 items 8 months ago

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For breakfast joints it comes down to the potatoes for me. They cannot be stodgy, chalky, wet or unseasoned. Well seasoned, crispy potatoes will always have me coming back.

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