50 Funny Unfiltered Posts Of What Women Are Really Thinking From “Moms Behaving Badly” (New Pics)

Life is too short not to have boundaries.

Devious... I like it. 😈

Can we vote on changing the names of that stuff on the list? Who's with me?

I read a book by a therapist who mentioned at one point that the top three things couples argue about, in order, are 1. Money 2. Disciplining children 3. Stacking the dishwasher.

I thought that the parents only said "Goodnight" to her and nothing more. And that she wanted to hear the "I love you" and since she hasn't heard it from the parents she said it to herself. That made me so sad.

Why would I want to leave my house? It has all my items, I have food, I don't have to talk to people, the benefits are endless

A slice of apple cake sounds great, thanks for the idea!

This is me and my friend. We always go with if there are errands because we can still talk. We go thrifting, grocery shopping, paint shopping, you name it.

There could be *shock!* discharge in my panties! I'm a doctor and I still do this when I get my own check up, even though I know they've seen - and have seen myself- the most terrible, smelly and gross stuff you can imagine. We don't even bat an eyelash at panties, be they dirty or not

Understand completely. Well maybe not completely actually I don’t understand the first part about wanting to talk to and calling your friends. Ok I don’t understand.

I severed ties with a bad "friend" and my self-esteem suddenly soared and I felt this incredible amount of relief. That's when I realised he wasn't just a narcissistic jerk - he had been gaslighting me as well.

Just an excuse to avoid people, house cleaning. I'm not going to do it but it's a good excuse.

I bow to you, oh ice cream lady

Then sit right in the view of the TV or computer monitor and start bathing.

You 'tried' to buy alcohol? Means you didn't succeed?

Plot twist: you live alone

My child would NEVER EVER EAT BROCCOLI OR SPINACH OR KALE! NEVER!

This is the way.

When I got married and my father in law handed me my bride, he said to me “no returns”, then walked away.

My parents handing the toddler ice cream, chocolate, gummis and YouTube videos the moment I turn my back. 😑

If a serial killer abducted me I'd probably be making jokes the whole time just to keep him at his ease. "Well at least I'll be famous after this, hahah. The true crime podcasters will go on about how I always lit up the room! ARGH MY SPLEEN"

I want my mom all the time but she's in heaven.

Corn makes whiskey, Doritos, corn flakes, fritters and tortillas. So some of the other veggies are trying. Spinach makes veggie straws, smoothies that disintegrate your tongue, and adds a little color to tricolor pasta (but only 1% if the actual food). Let's not ask foods to punch above their weight class.

I bought a pack of 100 from Shein a few months ago, really inexpensive. I keep the container on my desk, if I wake up and do not have one with my reach I know i will have one when I get to my desk. I feel like I just added years to my life, in time and stress reduction.

Now I can finally put a name on that feeling

"Carpet in bathrooms? YUCK!"

And being independently wealthy so I can carry out the dream everyday

I want to be a fresh load of laundry. Always that perfect warm, and just the right amount of the smell so I don't get a headache.

So true.

Mine a temple of some long forgotten goddess, laying in ruins and overgrown by nature. It's peaceful though

I once dreamed thatI got stranded in a blizzard with Patrick Swayze. We talked all night and when I-70 reopened in the morning we went to the diner in Watkins for blueberry pie.

I would've laughed my a*s off, I love hearing kids swear. Especially when they use it right.

I finally found me a friend like this and by golly is it refreshing!

This is why my phone is silent at night. That nonsense can wait until the morning.

but then the one time you accidentally swear in front of them...

It's OK unless said grandma lives with you and gives the kid all she wants all day long. Still love my mom fiercely and I'm so glad for the help

Never had to clean out my fridge as I always eat everything inside it. The glass shelf made my mouth bleed though

I'm the pickle hater!

This happened to me in a dark parking lot once. When I screamed 3 people rushed to my aid only to find out it was boyfriend who ran up behind me and scared the 💩 outta me. I'm still eternally grateful they were willing to rescue me. ❤️

Hearing kids curse is the funniest s**t ever

Same

Makes perfect sense to me

Because it's not. Around 45, you gain that 15 pounds, and it just doesn't go away

Another thing to add to your list of things to not give a shît about

I am light years different than the person I was when my husband and I first got together. We took each other's feedback. We grew and changed together. Mom on the rocks needs to let go and grow. Edit: yes we did this on our own accord because we wanted to be better versions of us.

Yeah, really? And I want to get to know her without ever leaving my home

It'd be easier to make a list of things that don't annoy me

My bed is more sacred than anything I have besides my dog.

If in doubt, it's always the dark circles

You have to lie to your kids it's the law.

I love to cook, would cook for hours for a meal, IF someone else will do the clean up!!

Might be a bit too late for both :D

That's the spirit 👏

Why can't I mod life like I mod my Sims? 😒

My snacks don't fit in any pockets, it needs a bug a*s backpack to carry them all

How dare he be peacefully asleep while I'm not!?

My two extremes are "refuse to talk to anyone ever" and "trauma dump on random strangers"

Alice Cooper rocks. (Just kidding.. Wynona Ryder rocks, too!)

And getting dangerously close to that sexual predator title

If they don't pick up their sh1t one day I could blow them away 🎶

You misspelled "whine."

What ever could that censored word be? Blotchy? hm...

i love how they also censored the you

I’d like to be friends with them:) But I’m not a mom.

Mine manages to make a bigger mess as he cleans.

This is my neighbor after we all saw her have a full blown meltdown one day yelling at her husband in the front lawn and beating said lawn over and over with her cardigan. Like she took the Cardigan off and every word she yelled she slapped the ground with it like people who space extreme thoughts with hand clap emojis. "I 🧥 hate 🧥 you 🧥 leave 🧥 me 🧥 alone!"