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Yeah it's so overwhelming.

Bluey is the best.

Yeah kid's are overly handful.

You forgot whooping cough.

It honestly is BAFFLING that after sooooo many years of us NOT having these deadly diseases people are just like "you know what....imma risk it" and jeopardize LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THEIR COMMUNITY AND BEYOND

Yes, bring back the good old times! When a simple cut could and would kill you! When more than half of us would have died in childhood! When we women couldn't do anything to prevent pregnancy and died like flies during childbirth! 👏

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Scares me since I'm about to have another in June. I've already told my fiance no one will be around him until he's had at least his first round of vaccines and even then it worries me :/ people are idiots

We should stick them all in a jungle together thats full of mosquitoes.

Hahaha

Oh that's sounds great and sorry to hear you being down with sickness too

yeah, my mom still has pictures from me being covered in markers and paint because of my siblings when I was little.

My brother always says "she's 4" when I ask why my niece is crying or otherwise acting like a disaster. :)

And in a few short years it will be "because teens"

There's a reason we call them "brain trainees" here

Same. It's frustrating.

I reply with something silly like "mom? who is this mom character? tell her I want a drink too!" or "the mom is off duty, ask the dad"

That's probably because you're good at helping.

My son does this, ignoring me asking mom. It's OK, my daughter is the opposite, so it all comes out in the wash

Mine was the same. He went to school meetings, took our daughter to play areas, took her to friend’s houses, football matches. You name it. She is 19 and still sends me a text when she wants her dad to give her a lift somewhere. She does this when she is upstairs in the house and we are both downstairs. There is no win for mothers.

It's a universal thing, because mums know best what to do at home, within the confines and anything friend, school or college related. Ask dad and his instant and without a second thought reply will be ask mum. So they learn it after 1-5 tried in my experience. Now after 12 years of my elder one yelling for things he forgot to pack, take, remember etc I started my give your old mum a break, ask dad or figure it out. You spend more time than him at home with me you should know by now where things are, how they work and what needs to be done. It has helped. Talking to them like slightly grownups, giving them that little authority to take decisions or figure things out helps. 60% of the time "mummy, can you help" is their last resort.

"most" is the word ;)

yeah, childeren are so annoying.

You really shouldn’t tie your parents to chairs and whip them. Just explain that you do parenting differently to how they did it.

Like a lion tamer, yall

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lady, I hope you get serious karma for hitting your kid! And that's against the law! you could go to jail for that! either way you shouldn't have f*****g done that!!

I have to admit that is me 😬

Sorry

Depends on the raw material, and the methods, too, though.

You mean a Canadian?

She may need a tetanus shot. Other than that I’m sure she’ll be fine.

Did she have time to be not ok?

Just a sore throat.

It’s just a scratch, not man flu.

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