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I just try to run out of momentum before I get to the swear words, so something like, "Dirty rotten lousy miserable pathetic excuse for a ..." until I eventually give up.

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Dang that was supposed to say shiitaki mushrooms 🤣

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Sometimes, when I'm really pissed, I moo instead of swearing. Don't ask me why, I don'r know either.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

fudge nuggets, gosh dang nabbit and shiitaki mudhrooms.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

What in Cthulhu's name and H-E-Single Asgardian Hockey Stick.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Pucking Frick!!! and Great googly moogily!!!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Pants, shoes, and 'oh for the love of cheese and crackers'

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I want that pink DRESS!!!

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Super!

Woman Modifies Old Thrift Store Clothes To Create New Outfits And Here Are 25 Of Her Best Works (New Pics)

I want that pink DRESS!!!

Woman Modifies Old Thrift Store Clothes To Create New Outfits And Here Are 25 Of Her Best Works (New Pics)

Super!

Woman Modifies Old Thrift Store Clothes To Create New Outfits And Here Are 25 Of Her Best Works (New Pics)

I was thinking the same. But I also thought that in american thrift stores there's probably loads of clothes in all sizes. I'm size XL and I can barely find anything in my size in second hand stores here in Germany.

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I want that pink DRESS!!!

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I want that pink DRESS!!!

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If you're cute and you know it do a blep!

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What’s a shrew?

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Soo colorful and soo cute!

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Looks kinda like a face if you turn it upside down.

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Rest In Peace Will! God bless you! 😘

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We had pet crayfish in 4th grade at Westside Elementary in West Fargo, ND They were soo cool and soo cute!

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Maybe there from a horror movie???

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I have a streak of blond hair in my naturally brown hair. It is on my left side and one piece is even white!

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Wooooaaaahhh

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REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLLLYYYY GOOD DRAWINGS!

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These were amazing! I loved it!

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And since cats have better heating than us as well. So this might be louder for them.

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There is something like this on the wood boards in our garage but instead it LITERALLY looks like a cow! I’m not even joking! I’ll post it on Reddit sometime.

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That’s adorable! ❤️

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I don’t understand what is wrong with this…?

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I don’t understand why the pink shirt is soo bad… am I just weird or something?

Jacey Lynn • upvoted 20 items 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Sugar Honey Ice Tea. Hey, it worked for Chris Rock! 😊

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Shirt like from the good place

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

'Grasshole' made my brain say 'ditch'..

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Grasshole and fudge

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

I just try to run out of momentum before I get to the swear words, so something like, "Dirty rotten lousy miserable pathetic excuse for a ..." until I eventually give up.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Pucking Frick!!! and Great googly moogily!!!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Pants, shoes, and 'oh for the love of cheese and crackers'

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Idiotic brain damaged booger pickin chicken butt! It’s one sentence.

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the second one has got to have a good story behind it

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

What in Cthulhu's name and H-E-Single Asgardian Hockey Stick.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

I like using breakfast cereal names to insult people. You GrapeNut, You're being a total Fruitloop, etc...

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

I would imagine someone swearing in medieval languages, like thou art a cookie or something

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Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches 😭🏆

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1. Mother-father 2. Dog farts 3. Got-dandruff-some-of-it-itches 4. Son of a biscuit

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Dang that was supposed to say shiitaki mushrooms 🤣

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

fudge nuggets, gosh dang nabbit and shiitaki mudhrooms.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Sometimes, when I'm really pissed, I moo instead of swearing. Don't ask me why, I don'r know either.

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

My Professor Scared Me For A Second

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

I Matched With My Professor On Tinder Right After Our Final. This Is What He Messaged Me

Trial Mix Attack

A Student Emails His Professor While Drunk... Results Are Amazing

My Son’s Business Professor Sent This Out To His Class

One Typo In My Email LED To A Seriously Good Laugh, Big Props To My Professor For Having Such A Sense Of Humor

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

30 Hilarious Times College Students Got The Wildest Emails From Their Professors

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Ridiculous Thing You Say So You Don’t Swear? (Closed)