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DeusCurrentMachina O. • upvoted 8 items 3 years ago

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DeusCurrentMachina O. • commented on 14 posts 4 years ago

Japanese Experiment That Took Half A Century Ended In Amazing Tree 'Crop Circles'

This happens with my pubes.

After 14 Months Owner Finds Her Missing Cat Twice The Size, Turns Out He Was Living In A Pet Food Factory

This is staged.

Japanese Experiment That Took Half A Century Ended In Amazing Tree 'Crop Circles'

This happens with my pubes.

After 14 Months Owner Finds Her Missing Cat Twice The Size, Turns Out He Was Living In A Pet Food Factory

This is staged.

This Man's Girlfriend's Daughter Accused Him Of Hitting Her, So He Showed A Video That Cleared Him

Working for parole, I knew a good number of people that were falsely accused and they had evidence and witnesses, but the system sided with the "victim." A guy I knew had never even had a gf and the woman he met said that he raped her daughter and the daughter was staying with the grandmother at the time. The grandmother sent a letter and so did a neighbor, yet they refuse to listen or repeal/appeal. That man always depressed and wanted to commit suicide. I cried sometimes after seeing him because he was kind, but the "gf" and daughter were crazy and wanted him to maintain them financially. Other cases were as simple as the victim not revealing their true age and being at a bar drinking. Then they're on Megan's law and serving a year or two for statutory rape. So many stories I wish I could erase from my mind.

Someone Is Mad With Disney Princesses Being Too White, Gets Shut Down With Facts

No, people that talk about whiteness in a pejorative way cannot possibly be racist. Unread of.

Bride Asks Guests To Dress Based On Their Weight, Completely Loses It When Someone Shames Her On Reddit

This is so fake.

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

OMG, no, they're all so beautiful! All those caked on layers of makeup aside, they are so beautiful. Like, OMG, women 4 ever.

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

Not much of an improvement...

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

Not much of an improvement...

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

I'd fap to the right one.

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

It does require thought to use Photoshop.

Police Release A 'Wanted' Post On Facebook, The Guy Himself Responds And They Have A Hilarious Conversation

I never met a parolees with minor offences, if not serious felonies on a rap sheet of many. And many offenses are dismissed or reduced to nonsense things from early teenage years. Believe me, it's not everyone, but some people are getting slaps on the wrist and less from teenage years. I was amazed at how many serious crimes were left ignored. The system is so flawed. One thing that I think works are electronic bracelets as long as they don't cut it off, which sadly many do repeatedly. Also the problem is that incarceration is not a punishment to many that aren't afraid of physical harm or hostile environment because most of life has been that way. Some people are afraid of solitary confinement but then they forget about it and continue committing crimes. I've heard so many stories it would give you Goosebumps in the worst way.

Male Coworkers Were Asking This Woman Whether They Were 'Mansplaining', So She Created A Chart

No, our behavior is best explained by the dunning Krueger effect. Both female and male scientists would agree. This is something that effects both genders.

Male Coworkers Were Asking This Woman Whether They Were 'Mansplaining', So She Created A Chart

I was born with male genitals but I'm gender fluid, and when I explain things I'm a female.

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Anything that seems like common sense or sensible will be down voted immediately. What a surprise from a site that's flooded by liberals and self conscious women.

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DeusCurrentMachina O. • upvoted 18 items 4 years ago

Japanese Experiment That Took Half A Century Ended In Amazing Tree 'Crop Circles'

This happens with my pubes.

After 14 Months Owner Finds Her Missing Cat Twice The Size, Turns Out He Was Living In A Pet Food Factory

Just a thought - he left home 14 months ago??? How old does that child look??- maybe he just didnt like babies and went off in a sulk.

Japanese Experiment That Took Half A Century Ended In Amazing Tree 'Crop Circles'

This happens with my pubes.

After 14 Months Owner Finds Her Missing Cat Twice The Size, Turns Out He Was Living In A Pet Food Factory

Just a thought - he left home 14 months ago??? How old does that child look??- maybe he just didnt like babies and went off in a sulk.

Someone Is Mad With Disney Princesses Being Too White, Gets Shut Down With Facts

Asians have the most privilege in western society.

50 Photos Taken Before People's Death That Show Why You Shouldn't Take Your Loved Ones For Granted

He risked his life so that science could better understand volcanoes. No one could have predicted that Mt. St. Helens would have blown from the side instead of the top. He stayed in an area that was predicted to be safe based on the projection that the eruption would be at the top. Not many volcanoes literally blow out the side.

50 Photos Taken Before People's Death That Show Why You Shouldn't Take Your Loved Ones For Granted

Pointless awful comment...no one chooses death...that comment is so black hearted :(

50 Photos Taken Before People's Death That Show Why You Shouldn't Take Your Loved Ones For Granted

Clayton took the picture during a live-fire training exercise on 2 July 2013 in Laghman Province, Afghanistan. The blast also killed four Afghan national army soldiers. One of them was a photojournalist Clayton had partnered with to train.

50 Of The Most Incredible Photos Of The National Geographic Photo Contest Of 2018

😂 was thinking just the same

This Man's Girlfriend's Daughter Accused Him Of Hitting Her, So He Showed A Video That Cleared Him

all adults will wear bodycams in the future

50 Photos Taken Before People's Death That Show Why You Shouldn't Take Your Loved Ones For Granted

What about the people who died for a photo or a selfie? I have trouble having sympathy for that. Sad for their families, etc, but could have been prevented.

This Man's Girlfriend's Daughter Accused Him Of Hitting Her, So He Showed A Video That Cleared Him

falses accusations are so… so… toxic. it's destroy life and makes others get suspicious when real accusation are there

Someone Is Mad With Disney Princesses Being Too White, Gets Shut Down With Facts

Funny how some people see things only in terms of race, then accuse Other People of being racists.

This Man's Girlfriend's Daughter Accused Him Of Hitting Her, So He Showed A Video That Cleared Him

That last comment was my thought. I get tired of people making false accusations, especially when they get the police involved, and there are no charges filed against the people that make false reports. Start punishing these people when it's obvious they are trying to use CPS and the cops for revenge rather than protection.

Male Coworkers Were Asking This Woman Whether They Were 'Mansplaining', So She Created A Chart

I was born with male genitals but I'm gender fluid, and when I explain things I'm a female.

Police Release A 'Wanted' Post On Facebook, The Guy Himself Responds And They Have A Hilarious Conversation

wee woo,wee woo...

Male Coworkers Were Asking This Woman Whether They Were 'Mansplaining', So She Created A Chart

"They do studies on this all the time." maybe they should get proper jobs and stop waiting so much time on things which do not really matter a jot. My partner, is a technophobe, and I get crap if I try to help, so do I just give up on her and let her continually make mistakes, I have observed all my life that if you do try to help or explain anything to a woman, no good deed goes unpunished as they mostly cannot abide not knowing everything, and assume you think they are stupid, which just is not true, women on the whole are mega intelligent, just mostly indifferent fields, I ask my partner for help on loads of occasions, and also have it offered unasked, should I feel offended, NO, don't be so ridiculous.

Grandma Who Accidentally Invited A Stranger To Thanksgiving Spends Third Thanksgiving With The Teen

Please enlighten me to how a European is more American than someone who is actually American.

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Get a life and a sense of humour Jo .. lol

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Anything that seems like common sense or sensible will be down voted immediately. What a surprise from a site that's flooded by liberals and self conscious women.

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DeusCurrentMachina O. • commented on 20 posts 4 years ago

Japanese Experiment That Took Half A Century Ended In Amazing Tree 'Crop Circles'

This happens with my pubes.

After 14 Months Owner Finds Her Missing Cat Twice The Size, Turns Out He Was Living In A Pet Food Factory

This is staged.

This Man's Girlfriend's Daughter Accused Him Of Hitting Her, So He Showed A Video That Cleared Him

Someone Is Mad With Disney Princesses Being Too White, Gets Shut Down With Facts

No, people that talk about whiteness in a pejorative way cannot possibly be racist. Unread of.

Bride Asks Guests To Dress Based On Their Weight, Completely Loses It When Someone Shames Her On Reddit

This is so fake.

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

OMG, no, they're all so beautiful! All those caked on layers of makeup aside, they are so beautiful. Like, OMG, women 4 ever.

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

Not much of an improvement...

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

Not much of an improvement...

45 Before & After Pics That You’ll Find Hard To Believe Show The Same Girls

I'd fap to the right one.

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

It does require thought to use Photoshop.

Police Release A 'Wanted' Post On Facebook, The Guy Himself Responds And They Have A Hilarious Conversation

Male Coworkers Were Asking This Woman Whether They Were 'Mansplaining', So She Created A Chart

No, our behavior is best explained by the dunning Krueger effect. Both female and male scientists would agree. This is something that effects both genders.

Male Coworkers Were Asking This Woman Whether They Were 'Mansplaining', So She Created A Chart

I was born with male genitals but I'm gender fluid, and when I explain things I'm a female.

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Anything that seems like common sense or sensible will be down voted immediately. What a surprise from a site that's flooded by liberals and self conscious women.

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

You would be what's considered an idiot. That Photoshop was terrible.

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Some more shameless self promotion. Goddammit, it never ends. Can there be at least mostly art related posts? This kind of stuff is so cheap.

Grandma Who Accidentally Invited A Stranger To Thanksgiving Spends Third Thanksgiving With The Teen

They keep posting this same story endlessly.

Trump Claims Finland ‘Rakes’ Their Forests To Prevent Fires, And Here Are 43 Of The Best Responses

This site has art? I thought this was for artists

This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair

What he's saying is true. Yeah, I'd bang, but I'd also run afterwards for fear of a crazy F'k.

“Look at the way she was dressed...”: Women Tweet Their Underwear Pics After Lawyer Blames Teen In Rape Trial

Great article. Good variety.

DeusCurrentMachina O. • upvoted 8 items 3 years ago

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

Try testing Brazil´s ex president: Dilma Roussef. Deeper than any human being ever!

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

Blame vocal fry, the leisure class status signal du jour.

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

Men's voices have been crushed into higher octaves

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

oh please! you should tell us what s/he complained about!

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

Was it written by someone named Karen?

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

Karens are of all times :)

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

And men grow boobs

We Illustrated 40 Of The Most Fascinating Facts About Our World

Why can't they still all sound like Betty Boop?

DeusCurrentMachina O. • upvoted 12 items 4 years ago

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Historicall large breasts aren’t natural. Corseting reshaped bodies. Also, super fat was never considered healthy, it’s far different from today’s fatness. Finally, shape changed because you can see that in the 17th and 18th century shaping was much different from 19th century. Not a great deal of research was done

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

Get a life and a sense of humour Jo .. lol

Woman Shows How She Would Look Like If She Had The 'Perfect' Body Throughout History (6 Pics)

You would be what's considered an idiot. That Photoshop was terrible.

Japanese Experiment That Took Half A Century Ended In Amazing Tree 'Crop Circles'

This happens with my pubes.

After 14 Months Owner Finds Her Missing Cat Twice The Size, Turns Out He Was Living In A Pet Food Factory

Just a thought - he left home 14 months ago??? How old does that child look??- maybe he just didnt like babies and went off in a sulk.

Grandma Who Accidentally Invited A Stranger To Thanksgiving Spends Third Thanksgiving With The Teen

They keep posting this same story endlessly.

Grandma Who Accidentally Invited A Stranger To Thanksgiving Spends Third Thanksgiving With The Teen

Very sorry to read about your mom. 💞

Grandma Who Accidentally Invited A Stranger To Thanksgiving Spends Third Thanksgiving With The Teen

My Mom died 3 weeks ago. My only other family here (sister and niece) both worked Thanksgiving Day. A coworker of mine knew i would be alone, so she invited me to her house with her husband, granddaughter and another couple. I made new friends yesterday. Warms my heart typing this.

Grandma Who Accidentally Invited A Stranger To Thanksgiving Spends Third Thanksgiving With The Teen

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA boy you sure socked it to us Americans, Spanky!.......or as your momma calls ya 'little cunt'.

Grandma Who Accidentally Invited A Stranger To Thanksgiving Spends Third Thanksgiving With The Teen

Please enlighten me to how a European is more American than someone who is actually American.

Someone Is Mad With Disney Princesses Being Too White, Gets Shut Down With Facts

Asians have the most privilege in western society.

This Man's Girlfriend's Daughter Accused Him Of Hitting Her, So He Showed A Video That Cleared Him

falses accusations are so… so… toxic. it's destroy life and makes others get suspicious when real accusation are there

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