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A girl kept putting her hand up to go to the bathroom, and the teacher refused. So after maybe the fifth time she just yanked something out of her skirt and slapped it on the window. Her heavily soiled sanitary pad. Fair enough.matchachakath reply
I was doing a presentation in 6th or 7th grade about my family and kind of stumbled to remember my brother’s age. This loud girl in the class started to make fun of me (while I was still up there presenting…) asking me how I couldn’t remember my own brother’s age. I just said “he’s dead so I have to do the math!” Everyone went completely silent and I still remember her face.Stepdadders reply
A girl kept putting her hand up to go to the bathroom, and the teacher refused. So after maybe the fifth time she just yanked something out of her skirt and slapped it on the window. Her heavily soiled sanitary pad. Fair enough.matchachakath reply
I was doing a presentation in 6th or 7th grade about my family and kind of stumbled to remember my brother’s age. This loud girl in the class started to make fun of me (while I was still up there presenting…) asking me how I couldn’t remember my own brother’s age. I just said “he’s dead so I have to do the math!” Everyone went completely silent and I still remember her face._Moregone reply
A teacher was out for a few days. Upon returning one kid questioned "what, did your grandma die?" She indeed did die. The teacher just broke down.toon_84 reply
Kid got caught writing s**t on the wall and when the teacher caught them they tried to get out of it by tickling the teacher.Show All 6 Upvotes
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I was a cashier at a Dillons grocery store in the bible belt when I was a kid. One day a woman came up to my counter and, in a quiet voice, says "excuse me, you've got some ducks out in the parking lot. Um, they're mating, and everyone can see it" I didn't know what the f**k she was talking about, so I just kinda joked about it being that time of year or something, but she continued. "Everyone can see what those ducks are doing, you need to send someone out there right now". Lady was serious. She wanted an employee to go outside and c**kblock a duck so kids wouldn't know what banging was.I rolled it to my supervisor, who did send a cartpusher to make the lady feel better and ruin some ducks big day.
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I was a cashier at a Dillons grocery store in the bible belt when I was a kid. One day a woman came up to my counter and, in a quiet voice, says "excuse me, you've got some ducks out in the parking lot. Um, they're mating, and everyone can see it" I didn't know what the f**k she was talking about, so I just kinda joked about it being that time of year or something, but she continued. "Everyone can see what those ducks are doing, you need to send someone out there right now". Lady was serious. She wanted an employee to go outside and c**kblock a duck so kids wouldn't know what banging was.I rolled it to my supervisor, who did send a cartpusher to make the lady feel better and ruin some ducks big day.
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A woman called into my job and refused to provide us with any identifying information. I told her I cannot assist her if I don't know who I'm speaking to. She said we were going to steal her information and sell it to migrants. I wished her a nice day and disconnected the call.sammy5585 reply
I wouldn't immediately call this weird, but I think of it very often. I worked at a farm supply store for a while. Once a year, baby chicks are delivered and we kept them in a corral in the middle of the store. One night, a exceptionally tall (probably 6'9"-7') man comes in. He was very pale, had dark hair and dark eyes, and was wearing a very long, black trench coat. He walked in and gazed at the chickens for a while. I remember thinking, "This dude is TOTALLY a vampire lol" before he walked up to me. He asks me "May I ask you an unusual question?" "Sure!" "I breed reptiles and I notice you have baby chicks. My pets need to eat and those are much too small for the animals I have. Do you perhaps have larger ones out back? Closer to full grown?" I was a bit stunned but hey, I know animals need to eat and there wasn't a rule stating we couldn't sell them for *animal* consumption. We sold meat birds for human consumption constantly. Coincidentally, one of my regulars came in earlier asking me if I knew anyone who wanted 50-100 full grown quail, as she had too many. "Uh, no, I don't have any larger ones out back. But I may know of someone who has something similar for sale, how many are you looking for?" "Well, how many do they have?" "She has 50-100 full grown quail." "I certainly don't need all of those at once, but maybe I could buy a coop and keep the quail on hand... can you show me your coops? And do you have her contact info?" This man went on to buy almost $1000 in coop supplies, food, bedding, etc. He told me that he breeds snakes mostly, and has a secure room in his house with a $15k biometric security system with climate and humidity controls for his snakes. He had a 17' Burmese python that he would let hang out with him on the couch, and even showed me a photo of his toddler son sitting with the Burmese watching tv. He had various other large snakes that he showed me photos of too. I realize that reptile breeding really isn't strange, and lots of people do it. But I was NOT expecting that one random evening in the middle of a small farm town. I know from speaking with our regular, that he picked up 50 quail, and planned on picking the other 50 up at another time. I never saw him again.Show All 4 Upvotes
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When I was eleven years old, my neighbor was using a bulldozer to clear out some of the wooded area on his property. For context, we lived in a waaaay rural area; while the property lines were touching at the back end of the property, it would have taken twenty minutes to walk from our driveway to their driveway. In this said wooded area, where our neighbors generally said we were allowed to play, I had constructed/cleared a little hiding place in a hollow in the ground surrounded by a big stump and some fallen trees. The day of the bulldozing, I was watching from the edge of the wooded area when I suddenly had the STUPIDEST idea of my life: wouldn’t it be so much easier to watch from the hiding place? So I walked over and climbed in while my neighbor was facing another direction. I watched from a large peephole as he disappeared behind the big stump that was the largest portion of wall in my hiding place. Wait… why didn’t he appear on the other side? The stump started moving toward me at what seemed like light speed. To my horror, my feet were immediately caught underneath the clay clumped in the roots. I fell on my back, screaming. No one was going to hear me while the bulldozer was going, though. I screamed and tried to shake bushes around me to catch my neighbor’s attention, but he didn’t notice. The stump creeped further and further up my leg, sometimes stopping as the dozer repositioned, but always resuming its terrifying movement. It couldn’t have taken that long, but it felt like hours. I knew I was going to die. I would die buried under earth and debris and no one would know what happened to me. When the stump reached my waist, a miracle happened. It stopped moving! The bulldozer shut off, and suddenly I could hear my own screaming! So could everyone else, as my neighbor ran over, my sisters and mom sprinted down from our house, and for some reason my dog Cookie was licking my face. Three hours, twenty volunteer firefighters, two jaws of life, and an ambulance later, I found out why I was alive. My scruffy little schnauzer Cookie, the hero that she was, had come to save me. I’m tearing up just typing this. I guess she heard me screaming or had already been close or something, but she jumped on top of the stump and stared down that bulldozer, barking at it like it was a mountain lion that was ready to eat me. Of course my neighbor didn’t want to hurt her, so he cut off the machine and finally heard me shrieking for help. My injuries ended up not being too bad, considering. Leg broken in a couple places, several surgeries, in a wheelchair for a few months. Cookie and I made the front page in every city in the county, and two different feed companies awarded her a year’s supply of dog food. My sweet puppy is no longer with us, but she’ll always be the best dog I could ever have. I miss you girl, and thank you. tl;dr My neighbor accidentally pushed a thousand-pound stump on top of me, and my dog saved my life.Show All 4 Upvotes
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I wouldn't immediately call this weird, but I think of it very often. I worked at a farm supply store for a while. Once a year, baby chicks are delivered and we kept them in a corral in the middle of the store. One night, a exceptionally tall (probably 6'9"-7') man comes in. He was very pale, had dark hair and dark eyes, and was wearing a very long, black trench coat. He walked in and gazed at the chickens for a while. I remember thinking, "This dude is TOTALLY a vampire lol" before he walked up to me. He asks me "May I ask you an unusual question?" "Sure!" "I breed reptiles and I notice you have baby chicks. My pets need to eat and those are much too small for the animals I have. Do you perhaps have larger ones out back? Closer to full grown?" I was a bit stunned but hey, I know animals need to eat and there wasn't a rule stating we couldn't sell them for *animal* consumption. We sold meat birds for human consumption constantly. Coincidentally, one of my regulars came in earlier asking me if I knew anyone who wanted 50-100 full grown quail, as she had too many. "Uh, no, I don't have any larger ones out back. But I may know of someone who has something similar for sale, how many are you looking for?" "Well, how many do they have?" "She has 50-100 full grown quail." "I certainly don't need all of those at once, but maybe I could buy a coop and keep the quail on hand... can you show me your coops? And do you have her contact info?" This man went on to buy almost $1000 in coop supplies, food, bedding, etc. He told me that he breeds snakes mostly, and has a secure room in his house with a $15k biometric security system with climate and humidity controls for his snakes. He had a 17' Burmese python that he would let hang out with him on the couch, and even showed me a photo of his toddler son sitting with the Burmese watching tv. He had various other large snakes that he showed me photos of too. I realize that reptile breeding really isn't strange, and lots of people do it. But I was NOT expecting that one random evening in the middle of a small farm town. I know from speaking with our regular, that he picked up 50 quail, and planned on picking the other 50 up at another time. I never saw him again.slinkocat reply
A woman called into my job and refused to provide us with any identifying information. I told her I cannot assist her if I don't know who I'm speaking to. She said we were going to steal her information and sell it to migrants. I wished her a nice day and disconnected the call.Beautiful_Cap7659 reply
I was a cashier at a Dillons grocery store in the bible belt when I was a kid. One day a woman came up to my counter and, in a quiet voice, says "excuse me, you've got some ducks out in the parking lot. Um, they're mating, and everyone can see it" I didn't know what the f**k she was talking about, so I just kinda joked about it being that time of year or something, but she continued. "Everyone can see what those ducks are doing, you need to send someone out there right now". Lady was serious. She wanted an employee to go outside and c**kblock a duck so kids wouldn't know what banging was.I rolled it to my supervisor, who did send a cartpusher to make the lady feel better and ruin some ducks big day.
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Kid got caught writing s**t on the wall and when the teacher caught them they tried to get out of it by tickling the teacher._Moregone reply
A teacher was out for a few days. Upon returning one kid questioned "what, did your grandma die?" She indeed did die. The teacher just broke down.EventWonderful55 reply
A girl loudly called out a boy who had his hand in his pants in class. Dude was nearly frozen in fear.matchachakath reply
I was doing a presentation in 6th or 7th grade about my family and kind of stumbled to remember my brother’s age. This loud girl in the class started to make fun of me (while I was still up there presenting…) asking me how I couldn’t remember my own brother’s age. I just said “he’s dead so I have to do the math!” Everyone went completely silent and I still remember her face. Tiny bun • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago
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