35 Bizarre Comics by Chris (Simpsons Artist) To Totally Weird You Out

Raising a child is actually the best thing most people will ever experience in their lives

As a mother I feel so offended by this comment. It's awful to think that a innocent child is someone reason to feel miserable. Of course have crazy people being horrible to their kids, but most of us are really good parents (yes we are) and our kids are our entire world.

I think you should look at your own parents to understand how miserable they might have been raising a narcissist like you !!

I always look to people without kids that are laughing inside their head thinking the misery and loneliness they have to go through every day. Have kids is like fall in love every day, several times a day. You know this feeling of butterfly in the stomach? This happens SEVERAL times a day. They smile and you forget all the bad things that exist in the world. They have the best hugs and they are amazing making you see the world with another eyes. My sister don't have kids. I have kids. I don't regret, she don't regret.

But watching a kid learn band understand things more than makes up for all the misery.. 😁

ME TOO☺☺☺. I also think of how much little time they get to them selves how much of their precious belongings their kids destroy and how much money they have to spend on them while having to put up with all their c**p. I am so glad I never had kids.

Goals. That was some magic kiss. Gonna start kissing around and tell your story as a reason why. 😜

Congrats!

True story.

I will do that!

It's spelled Pro-Plague.

2 xes

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I'm sure you understand the benefits. Now, care to share your understanding of the dangers? I bet you can't and won't because you live in a holier-than-thou bubble of ignorance and delirium, and your ego won't allow you to cede the point that many who you lump all into one category might just have a point, might be justified in their caution - as opposed to your mandated flippancy - and might just draw attention to what an infantile sychophant and virtue signaller, void of reason and rationality, that you are.

It also appears to be melting.

Are you sure it is a dog

And the child has 6 toes.

probably the human nose

Nicolas doggy Cage

What do you mean it is a perfectly normal dog?

That's daddy's face on the dog something like the Leatherface.

The dog's face looks like George Washington.

you spelled shrexy wrong

I'm going to have nightmares now

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No more that some labs. They terrify me.

So you consider a guy eating mice a 1?

Where is Matty? We need his quarantine inventions.

If you are not joking, I'm sorry to hear this. This is not a good feeling. Try to find some groups in your area with some interest in common, or do some volunteer work, if you have the time. A lady offer her time in my Deutsch school if some students want to improve their language with weekly meetings to drink Cafe, now she knows a lot of different people and she is never bored and don't feel lonely also. Maybe you can try this. Please feel my virtual hug.