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Having anxiety is no joke. We aren’t talking about sometimes worrying whether you left the stove on, or if you’ll run out of money this month. Occasional worry is a normal (unpleasant) part of being human. But having an anxiety disorder is something completely different.

The persistent feeling of dread can interfere with your daily life, and can become crippling at times. According to the World Health Organization, more than 300 million people worldwide suffer from anxiety disorders.Only 1 in 4 of them receive treatment.

While it’s no laughing matter, it does sometimes help to distract yourself with a good dose of giggles. And that’s where the Insta page My Introverts comes in. With over 147,000 followers it’s become somewhat of a support corner for overthinkers, introverts, and those with anxiety. Bored Panda has gathered a few hilarious memes from the page, to ease you into another manic week. Take a few deep breaths, keep scrolling and don’t forget to upvote your favorites.

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kath morgan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sciatica doesn’t care what you think, unfortunately.

Ivanka Pee Morais
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BACKFIRE

Brian Droste
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to say that also. But I seen even very young kids be tired. Think of young kids full of energy. But young people do get tired also. Especially if they are very active. It takes a lot of energy to be active. Even if you keep fueled up, you will eventually get tired. That is just the way the body works,

Id row
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was young, that bothered me, too. But now that I'm old, I get it. You don't know what pain and exhaustion is until you hit 50. It hurts to sleep, when I'm not being woken up by hot flashes.

Huddo's sister
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The thing is, many young people do know what that's like. Chronic illness can affect anyone regardless of age.

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Nea
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trust me, a lot of oldies judge me for not doing the hard life they did. I dont need that.

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Wheeskers
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah that's still a real knee slapper.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke up from a nightmare at 5:30AM today and immediately had a panic attack. I hate my brain.

    Ece Cenker
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend navy seal box breating. Works really well for me: 4 steps of box breathing The 4 steps of box breathing include: Step 1: Inhale slowly through your nose while mentally counting to four. Concentrate on filling your lungs and abdomen with air. Let your body feel how air is filling your lungs. Step 2: Take a deep breath. Hold your breath and mentally count to four again. Step 3: Exhale slowly through your mouth while mentally counting to four. Concentrate on getting all the air out of your lungs at once. Step 4: Take a deep breath. Hold your breath and mentally count to four again.

    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And resetting your alarm like 10 times.

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why count sheep when you can count sleep?

    Paula MV
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doing that RIGHT NOW at 3 a.m.!

    Seymoura Butts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real question is why is this guy sleeping on a waffle knit pillow case!? He is going to look like a Tetris board in the morning.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have college dreams where I can't find my final's class.And , then ,I remember that I'd already graduated fifty years ago! But at least I always have my clothes on.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes have dreams about not having done my homework or having to pass a test, but then I realise that I'm not in school anymore

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    Joshua David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have nightmares im still in highschool and cant remember my lock combination after Winter Break.

    Kris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me its exam. I fail my exam. I didnt.. and its been seven years since I finished my degree

    Elladine DesIsles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my first-ever SAT anxiety dream a couple of weeks ago. I'm 45. And Canadian - never took the SATs or had any reason to. And in my nightmare, we were all sitting cross-legged on the floor, using tablets (very much did not exist when I was in school!), and everyone around me was cheating. Bizarre.

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    ʁɨɂɥɒ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need dreams for it. I get anxious most of the days by evening ending that i have to finish project that's due tomorrow

    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's hilarious right now. I just spent the night at a friend's house last night and woke up wondering where the frack I was.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss who woke me up from a nap by calling and asking "why aren't you at work?"...6 months after he was fired

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but with work when I was working.

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    Snowkit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an introvert this hurts because it’s true

    Tyranamar Suess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I'm an introvert. But I'm actually quite loud and social around people. It just drains the f**k out of me.

    Vic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A-are you me?? Do I have multiple personalities? Just great, one more thing to keep me awake at night..

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    Marnie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once again, they don't know what being an introvert is. Introverts can be chatty. It's not synonymous with being a quiet person.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an introvert who had a very successful career as a sales closer. Now that's what I call faking it.

    Des
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think I was shy/introverted as a child/teen. Now in my forties I've discovered that was bc of bullying, I'm enjoying being an extrovert now that I've found my people.

    Tiffany Marie
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are actually "born" introverted or extroverted. If born extroverted people can turn introverted due to trauma. This is important to understand and know as a mother or primary caregiver 👨‍🍼 🙏 as you want to be able to attune to your child's needs and not have them attune to yours. Sadly often then not it happens too much. 😔 This is why good therapy is so important. In the very beginning ✨️. Babies can sense trauma in the womb from their mother's.. like rejection.

    Snowkit
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how I became introverted, my mom didn’t do any trauma or anything. It’s just that All my friends at school left me. I tried to make more but they all thought I was weird and started spreading rumors. So I just pretend I don’t exist…

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    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignored... OR yelled at... or otherwise punished/reminded "Why are you talking?"

    Ivanka Pee Morais
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BCUZ LIFES NOT FAIR- thats what my mom says when I tells her it not fair

    Terry Waters
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being talkative is not what being an introvert means. An introvert can be talkative, an extrovert can be quiet, and it's something you're born with.

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    Birgit M
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's rather "When you start treating everyone the same way you treat yourself...." (I should probably add this: I wouldn't treat anyone else that way.)

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the way I scold myself is not something I would actually say to my worst enemy... or maybe them but bo one is such a loser that they merit my self scolding

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    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens exactly. "Oh, so this is how it is, okay." You reciprocate what you've been given and....... wow, now you're the problem. And just WATCH the shots fired if you dare to imply that this is exactly how you've been treated.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't reason with immature people. Rules for thee, but not for me is their motto.

    Sven Horlemann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. And then you are out of friends. Welcome to our world. We regret nothing, though (my wife and I).

    MadderPacker
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this to a former bestfriend. He couldn't even take a month of it and rage-quitted kinda publicly. Heard from another friend that he said formerbestfriend was "tired of me targetting him for his behavior", I still can't stop laughing when I think of it.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I'm dealing with with one of the kids I look after. He goes by this and then wonders why both he and the other party are in trouble (actually he often claims the others aren't in trouble when they are). Then it becomes tit for tat and they both take offence and won't leave each other alone. The whole time I'm trying to remind him that he wouldn't be in trouble if he came to me as soon as the other child offended him.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. "Why are you so hostile when you talk to me?" Maybe it's because you're always such a pri¢k whenever you come to my machine you dingle berry.

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    Fluffy Cat Sleeps
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'd probably hug my younger self and offer up empathy and understanding that I never got.

    January Tempis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 1000% more effective to give our past selves big hugs, than smacks.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prevent Donald Trump's parent from meeting.

    Petra Peitsch
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would have arised another clown. Ok, maybe not an orange one .... Just so, like with Hitler: the circumstances, the processes of one given or different societies all together, would have brought a Trump-like or Hitler-like guy, only with another name.

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    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth in this picture hurts more than the slapping would.

    Ece Cenker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might give myself a slap if I went back in time, but there are a couple still out there who definitely would receive one or two sobering ones.

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    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like this and people still find me super approachable and friendly. It sucks.

    Colleen Glim
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t underestimate a good resting b***h face

    olaff 422
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am well aware of my resting bastard face.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can relate, I'm a nice and polite person (I think) but I assume people are sceptical because I look kinda rough 😕

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    SDLT010
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like what they did in The Good Place where they gave an option to kill yourself once you decided you had nothing to do in heaven anymore.

    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking about that ending the other day. It was an absolutely gorgeous wonderful beautiful day here and I was just thinking, if every single day was gorgeous and beautiful and wonderful, wouldn't you get tired of it eventually? So yeah, that option in "the good place", that really made sense...

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who hope for a literal eternity spent worshipping God in heaven should be careful what they wish for. Eternity is a very, very long time.

    PrettyJoyBird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to what? What is alternative? Eternity of nothing? Eternity of Hell? Eternity on Earth?

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Christian told me dogs can't go to heaven because they do not have a soul. Who wants to go to heaven if there aren't any pups there? My mind existing in eternity with no dogs? It sounds dreadful.

    Alley Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that when you die you get the choice of either rebirth or you are assigned a person to haunt. And if you don't get that choice, you should.

    Kathy L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My choice of person to haunt? What if I've got a list? I can only pick one? Damn!

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    Kathy L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! I categorically refuse to reincarnate. I am NOT doing this again!

    Agent Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then make sure all your rubbish gets kicked to the curb.

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    Hljott Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cry for things like these everyday.

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    InfamousBerry34
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget all of the overthinking about potential scenarios that probably will never happen but they still *might*

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I have in place of puns.. I don't like puns..

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same but I have a section that is "Brain malfunctions and starts seizing"

    Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whole brain is anxiety and music

    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the section for mooning over my 5 billion crushes

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget "pass the doobie to the right".

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Righty tighty is very useful.

    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    85% of my brain is song lyrics and music trivia.

    Chich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to make room for a large "why did I come into this room" section as you get older.

    Donna Crowe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a left handed person who has broken off way to many light bulbs, having my adult son teach me the Lefty Loosey Righty Tighty was a game changer. I still have to stop and think about it. Pro tip: don't ask me for directions either.

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    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep is supposed to make you not tired, right? To make you not want to sleep, right? SO WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I WAKE UP I AM TIRED AND WANT TO SLEEP?

    Lee F.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try looking into sleep cycles. Waking up at the right point in your sleep cycle can determine how rested you feel. On average 15mins to fall asleep then 90 mins for a cycle. Waking up at the end of a cycle can be much easier. Check it out, it helped me

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    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not sleeping - he's watching TV with a remote to speed through the ads.

    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the wonderful world of sleep apnea

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    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And somehow still not enough...

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel seen in an uncomfortable way.

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love red onions, but only raw.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not yet, but we keep *trying* to get someone to take you off our hands."

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter wanted us to rent our grandson after his 2 yr old self was being difficult. "No...but you can pay us to take him a while." She was unclear on the concept.

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just go with 'not yet, but we're working on it'.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother used to say my sister was adopted and I would have to say they were too alike for that, unless they were both adopted!

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really good at jumping to conclusions.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I frequently jump to conclusions and stretch the truth.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only people who run faster are all my execs.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who lost everything in the hurricanes: Trump just got elected. You ain't seen nothing yet.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, what can you do anyway.

    Bin Miggy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that adulting means being accustomed to disappointment.

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    Birgit M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you've hit the nail on the head with this one...

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    Donna Drizin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a 50/50 chance I'll break my neck but I'll risk it

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. If you were really lazy you'd keep a pair of barbecue tongs by the bed.

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's another way to do it?

    Lee F.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you not using the phone as an extension to grab it? Peak laziness.

    Bec
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me doing work on my phone because my I would have to stand up and turn around to get my laptop

    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80-20 I'm doing a face plant on the floor.

    Kitty 🥀
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the title’s grammar giving anyone else an apoplexy? No, just me?

    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False; I have a pair of those extended grabbers, so I can leave the bed less than this

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    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're sleeping peacefully and remember that one awkward moment from 4th grade that never fails to make you cringe...

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the mistake you made in 2013 will be twelve next year.

    Seán Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I have this from a mistake I made in 1982 and 1987!

    Linda Riebel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for reminding me I'm not the only one invaded by cringy memories....

    Farah the Turtle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one time I yelled YESSSSSS infront of the whole class after my crush won a video game last year coming to haunt me while i try to sleep:

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I feel your pain with this ...

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    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm focusing too hard on saying "What" after they finish to listen to what they actually say.

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90% of what people are saying is junk anyways.

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's so considerate!! Sometimes it's nice just to say hi, and then not have to continue on with small talk conversation. This is wonderful lol

    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could enjoy getting messages from long lost people who always send msgs on birthday but they stress me.

    J9
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts

    Midori Greene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but is it just me who noticed that this entire convo was at three am?

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I. Although recently I got a non-holiday text from him and was excited. Until he asked me who our mom and dad were voting for. Why he thought I would know and didn't bother to ask them himself is beyond me! He's a idiot sometimes.

    Kathy L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. That's one reason why I don't put my birthday on social media.

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    Incognito11
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever a server brings me food and says "enjoy your meal" I always have to catch myself so that I don't say "you too"

    Snowkit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just always do it for some reason, haven’t evolved to catch my self yet…”have a nice day of work!” “U 2!”

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    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a cashier for many years. I didn’t care when people made this kind of mix up. Cashier have so many customers daily; we don’t remember this little shìt

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    ShyWahine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am all too familiar with that procrastination face…

    Hljott Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don´t know if I should laugh or cry.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today is the tommorrow of yesterday - Mr. Krabs

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    Luke Branwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Will Poulter meme] You guys have people who just say "Hey" to you?

    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I get bored and decide to text my friends, after five minutes I get annoyed with them and want to stop so I make up some lame excuse so I can ignore them all. Then the cycle repeats.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Funny, but Jim never asks for a second cup of coffee."

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and who took out my eyes and replaced them with pitted olives ?

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    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be silent, and be thought a fool: or speak out, and remove all possible doubt

    Chich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this yesterday. Was just about to toss in my 2 cents but then it hit me that I do not need the drama or have the time. Just smile and nod...smile and nod.

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    D. Pitbull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Years and years of being good to people... and being slapped in the face for it - then suddenly someone's nice - I don't know what to do.

    Kathy L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the smart reaction when Republicans are nice to you.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't someone act nice to you, unless you're a total douchbag.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a whole list of reasons why people treat others badly outside of people being douchebags

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    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. .SO many things could have been avoided if I'd just been an a$$h**e. I actually would likely have enough money to soothe the guilt of being one too. Yeah, this being considerate, compassionate, giving thing, has really only garnered a whole lot of abuse for me. Sadly.

    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear ya. I love being nice, I love being caring and compassionate and considerate and giving. I really do. But I found that good intentions are sometimes misinterpreted, or, a kind one time act starts getting to be expected all the time and then you just feel like you're being used like a sucker.... Such a shame too because the world needs more nice kind compassionate giving people. I'm sorry this hasn't worked out for you because the people you were kind to were jerks. Please keep being kind. If not to people, then to animals, plants, insects, birds.... They'll never thank you with words, but you'll know that they appreciate it. It'll make you smile. I hope you have a great day

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    SDLT010
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the opposite for me

    Barong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found not being an a*s and trying to be good has made my life better. I regret nothing. I have friends, colleagues, and great neighbors I enjoy. If I or they ever need something we help each other out. Like if I don’t want to run to the store for more coffee, I can ask my neighbor. My neighbor needs to borrow a tool no problem. My business comes from building and maintaining relationships so being nice, being honest, and being “good” is part of life.

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    Kathy L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm asleep, I don't have to think about it.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, I'm married and I still know this.

    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deal with it and congratulations on a good night's sleep.

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    Georgie Beaton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very similar to "when I was your age, I had brought my own house" ...

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time I was your age I had 10 girlfriends.

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    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even afford a trip to the mailbox. 😞

    Joshua David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the CUTEST I've ever seen Kermit. Is this a baby version because I want one!

    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking the same thing, this is a really cute looking Kermit. But what's he wearing? Overalls? A toga?

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    Kathy L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no PTO either. Fvcking employers want your whole life.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lucky enough to pick a trade that would let me travel to places I didn't even know I was allowed to go, for free, and it wasn't the military

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    Alley Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I do something I immediately regret it because my brain cooks up all the ways it could backfire on me.

    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I always knew that thing wasn't my greatest fan!"

    Seán Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks. I now have this fear and I don’t even have a ceiling fan!

    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny and so true!!

    Ivanka Pee Morais
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    th@ts me every single night looking @t the f@n

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn't mean anyone

    Ivanka Pee Morais
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, awkward!

    Moltar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what, I Just remembered, I gotta....thing

    Alley Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you're too boring. How about him? He's cute.

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    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% my favorite part of a drumstick!

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the odd one out here. I try to eat from the bottom up without making too much mess, because the ice cream is my favourite part! Like most things it's because the cone and chocolate make my mouth too dry.

    Hljott Anne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being bullied or harrased and punchingn the person and he/she stops bothering is also a good ending.

    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you get arrested for aggravated assault and get to spend the next 6 months with a lawyer and in a courtroom.

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    Joshua David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These candies have been recalled in the US.

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    Lee F.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure you don't look like an incestuous baby

    eMpTy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look too much like Zuckerberg and Musk...

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The exact same thing is with the shy and/or introverted- everyone all the time thinks you're impolite and rude.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not their fault they can't handle your depression

    TheTruthPhD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cringe. Is this supposed to be funny?

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally add "I am a minor weather goddess you know"

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    Nadine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The disturbing fact is that I did not even find anything unusual in this conversation.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conversation is still boring if there's nowhere for it to go; so, avoid the weather. And religion. And politics. And how your team are doing. Find an open question and ask it, instead

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have to take it to dinner after that? Just asking for a friend.

    Carrie Laughs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the snake cute? Was it a playful bite or were they intending to hurt? Your friend should take these things into account!! 🐍

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    Agfox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think positively, it could bite your junk

    CaliPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It happened! https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/thai-man-in-hospital-after-snake-bites-his-penis-during-toilet-visit/9c0xv4pg0

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My MiL was on the toilet when some ceiling tiles broke and a snake landed in her lap. It was a small, docile, non-venomous one but, still.

    Lemon
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was me after watching Chamber of Secrets for the 5th time in a row

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    Jayeff Vee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's got guts. And at least he has something to show for it.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago

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    Let me help you diet, then - I can guarantee you'll lose a lot !

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    Snowkit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *cries while reading book

    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't get into arguments. I have received compliments about how assertively I behave and how good of a quality it is. They don't know I avoid being argumentative because my tears start flowing for no reason. I mean dude wtf I am trying to make a valid point here , who asked you to flow

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WISH I could cry, I really need to. I guess my brain and/or tears are broken 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I don't argue with people.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *how NOT to cry. Split infinitives make me cry.

    Renée Parry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor put me on lithuim and now I can't cry, it just dries up. Don't know which one is worse.

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    Millie Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be worse, this is mine on the weekends

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    whineygingercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...that you somehow feel is a valid argument

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An opinion, not based on facts or evidence, should never be respected.

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's rude and childish. I treat everyone the same way, with the basic amount of respect, but also a bit coldly.

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    Alley Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE STICK HAS FEELINGS AND A FAMILY! YOU CAN'T JUST THROW IT IN THE FIRE!

    Marnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone explain to me how I'm not looking at a photo of child abuse.

    Meilin Kai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sibling 1: how many pieces of duct tape would it take to tape me to the wall? Sibling 2: Don’t know Sibling 1: Let’s find out Sibling 2: ok. But Can I be the one taped? Sibling 1: no. It was my idea. Sibling 2: fine, but next time it’s my turn. (Sibling 1 is taped to the wall) Siblings 1 and 2: giggling hysterically. Mom: what’s going on down here? Sibling 2: quick, mom, take a picture. Mom: (rolls eyes) Sibling2, get your brother down. Sibling 1: (snort laughing) hurry! I gotta pee!

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine how long that took to do and then...omg UNDO? Poor kid

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It undoes in one piece and the kid can just wiggle out of his clothes when he gets down 😆

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house was just to keep my belongings and getting 5-6 hours sleep. Covid changed my life for good

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is how I feeled at times before I retired. For the longest time I had to get up about 6, be at work by 8. Get out at 4:30. Come home go through my late afternoon routine. Seems like I had only a few hours to do anything but to tired to do anything. Go to bed between 10:30 and 10:45. And do it all over again the next day. Get rest up on the weekend to start all over for the next week.

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and most of your time at home is spent sleeping, anyway

    Joshua Russell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird when the warehouse starts feeling like your living room.

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    J9
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I think it's a good icebreaker

    Not-a-Clue (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want a man calling my babygirl, so the gorilla typo was actually an improvement, in my opinion.

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    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always tell anyone. All my friends are depressed too and can handle it.

    Farnzy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a TV show where they just hug you? Where do I sign up?

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    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me as a kid ..running up the stairs like a madman being chased by nothing but convinced a ghost is after me.

    Hljott Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to the bathroom at anytime. Ghosts fear me because I always speak alone.

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    Ivanka Pee Morais
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isnt that a figurine or what, it looks like one!/

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes...the terrible two's. VERY gratifying when both grandkids go through it, and you say to your daughters "huh...that sounds tough (snicker)."

    Ece Cenker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asian babies are the cutest. Fight me.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Can I come over so we can be feelers on each other?

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue the Far Side "School for the gifted" panel.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this happens to all of us.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how Pandora will play twenty songs, of which nineteen are spot on! They must have an amazing algorithm.

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you guys have times you weren't stressed?

    SDLT010
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a lot stress but it's not hitting me, when do I start to feel stressed out?

    Witch with a B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, when? This has never happened.

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    SDLT010
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but the lack of legality and threat of prison time stops me

    Snowkit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but I don’t want to go to jail so I just take it out on my pillow and pity myself

    oblong mongoose (they/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EVERY SECOND OF EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY OF EVERY WEEK OF EVERY FORTNIGHT OF EVERY MONTH OF EVERY YEAR OF EVERY DECADE OF EVERY CENTURY OF EVERY MILLENIUM

    Heather Ball
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the US, Pepe the Frog is an image used by white supremacists to illustrate hate speech.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked retail - so yes, absolutely

    Lee F.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just looking at somebody. I gotta look at somebody being a total a*s. THEN.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if he's a fat, ugly, felony orange rapist. Or he's got 250 billion dollars, and instead of helping the less fortunate, he wants more money.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see absolutely nothing wrong with this

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the 70s, we had little white pills to bring that focus back. Must have worked since I graduated from a famous university.

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my experiences, once I tell a girl I'm shy, all of a sudden they become the aggressors. Weird approach, but its literally worked dozens of times.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting bad. Be in a convo and have someone's name ready to say and...gone! Takes FAR too long to get it back.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sure. Ten years ago I had a pretty decent lexicon, now I struggle when I'm making a reference to a light bulb.

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    oblong mongoose (they/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎶🎶 THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBERRR 🎶🎶🎶

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