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A good meme is bound to chase away the blues and pick up your mood somewhat. A great clean meme, on the other hand, is something you can’t help but share and help go even more viral than it already is.

That’s where the ‘Very Clean Funny Pics’ Facebook page comes in. A popular social media project, it does exactly what it says on the tin and shares family-friendly, wholesome, and clean memes that are actually funny. And we’d be lying if we said that we didn’t relate to a lot of them. We’ve collected the top pics to share with you, Pandas. So go on, take a break, scroll down, and forward the memes you loved the most to your friends. They might need a giggle or two in their lives.

#1

High school story about creating a March 2nd cake day tradition that's now a school event. Clean funny pic.

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Maggie Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The very definition of chaotic good, yes. Just delightful and silly.

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Betsy Ray
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great legacy. Used your genius for good rather than evil.

Aria Whitaker
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Right?? We have WAY too much evil, I love this good! I also love that it is REAL! I found a pic online of their cake day lol!! cake-64d2b...0-jpeg.jpg cake-64d2b465adfa0-jpeg.jpg

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Trillian
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, there are tons of holidays for some deity doing this or that sort of stuff. Cake day at least makes sense!

xolitaire
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well they could dedicate it to Fornax, the roman deity of the oven and baking

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Pink Princess
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They better keep it up for as long as the school exists

Bob Broadley
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has made my day! Sometimes the simplest things can be so special.

Florence O'Grady
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You may have started some culinary (dessert) careers.

TheMD
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once made up a completely imaginary manager at work..complete with time card and paid off the uniform guy to make one for 'the new guy'. I would put up fake announcements from him on the bulletin board. I would tell people that I just met him or saw him and some actually said that they did too. This went on for 4 months . Never knew it was me.

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Why Are Clean Memes So Popular?

Bored Panda wanted to learn more about funny clean memes, so we reached out to comedy writer and published author Ariane Sherine. She was kind enough to share her thoughts on making memes appealing, shed some light on why we love sharing memes so much, and explained what to do if digital creators feel like they're too focused on engagement rather than the actual content.

"Jokes that are universal and aren’t specific to one age group, gender, sexuality or race are likely to work best," Sherine shared her insights on how to appeal to the widest possible audience.

"Then again, you might want to attract a particular demographic and think it’s plenty large enough for your purposes. But for maximum viral potential, ensure the largest possible cross-section of the population will understand your meme—and that usually means making it family-friendly too," she explained.

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    #2

    Text story of humorous surgery notes written on a patient's body, causing delays and laughter.

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    HangryHangryHippo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person memento'd themself in the funniest way possible. Legend!

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum worked in a hospital, she tells the story of a woman that came in for surgery who had dyed her pubic hair green and had a tattoo stating "Keep off the grass", they had to work in that area so, on her sign out sheet, they wrote "Sorry we had to mow the lawn" :D

    Debs Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before I had my leg amputated, I wrote, '🎶 Please don't talk about me when I'm gone' 🎶 on it.

    Scented Candle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why are you talking about it (it’s a joke dont downvote me I’m trying to be funny)

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    Joshua Moore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had surgery on my right foot last week and I wrote on my left foot "not this one" The nurses and surgeon all got a good chuckle out of it. They said they appreciated my assistance and attitude, since I would be out during the surgery. I told them "I was happy to help and glad I could make them laugh" 😁😂

    witchling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drew a treasure map on my knee when I had it replaced with x marks the spot. I wrote and ode to the surgeon on my shoulder for another surgery. I've done this sort of things several times. Sadly I've never had a doc or nurse comment in it afterward!! PS I HAVE PICS!!

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a nurse, I always find these thing's hilarious! Sometimes our day becomes like a "cattle call" and it get monotonous. Stuff like this breaks the tension and boredom

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similarish story: my mom was diagnosed with rheumatic heart disease when I was a kid which required a monthly shot (in the bum cheek) to keep her immune system strong until the doctors could operate. So every month, we'd draw something funny on my mom's bum cheek (like a bullseye or we used glittery fake tattoos one time) to give the nurses a giggle.

    J. Norton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect! When I had knee surgery, I wrote "Yup, this is the right one!!" and on the other (non surgery one) "Noooooo, not this one, look over there!"

    OdetteB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very funny, very wholesome story.

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    #3

    Elderly woman in matching red outfit and chair with a humorous caption about style.

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    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a floating shoe and a detached mass of fluffy white hair!

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma is as one with the chair.

    Illusion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does every grandma have a chair like that

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s adorable.

    rapid unscheduled disassembly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this pic make the internet rounds a few times. I hope Grandma is still alive and well!

    Pond Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a treasure. She reminds me of a poem by Jenny Joseph. It starts “When I Grow Old, I Shall Wear Purple”

    LittleWombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've loved that poem forever!! (I'm also a pond lady, Pond Lady!)

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should dye her hair purple and get glasses to match.

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    Meanwhile, we were curious to get the comedy writer's take as to why so many of us get the urge to share these funny clean memes with our friends and social circle. 

    "Memes usually make us laugh and give us a ‘wow’ moment of universal human truth. This makes us feel good—so naturally, we want to share the memes with our friends so they can experience the same feelings," Sherine told Bored Panda.

    Some digital creators might become far too focused on the (lack of) engagement their content gets rather than the content of these very clean, funny pics themselves. We were interested to get the comedy writer's thoughts on this.

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    "I think when you’re getting downhearted from a lack of views, comments, likes, shares and general virality, it’s time to refocus on the joy of creating content and remember why you decided to make it in the first place," the writer said.

    "Sure, it’s great if other people like it too—but that should be a happy byproduct and not the end goal," Sherine stressed the fact that passion is a key factor here.

    #4

    Funny pic with tweet about night museums and a reply mentioning three movies about it.

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to convince the St. Paul Children's Museum to open late for grown ups only so we could play and not be in the way of the kids.

    The Scout
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a toy store near me who does that kind of things - spend the night in a toy store playing, with some friends and a case of beer. The events are always sold out...

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    Steph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, there is an Open Museum Night once a year where I live. And free public transportation that comes with the ticket. All museums and even our famous sportstadium and the botanic garden are participating. Bands playing music and food stands, different booths all over the City. So much fun! It‘s Even accepted to bring your own bottle of alcoholic beverage 👍🏻😉

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, as a fellow European just wanted to write about this, but you got there ahead of me. have an updoot instead!

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    CheshirePhrogg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The zoo and the science center here do 21+ happy hours with special presentations and adult beverages after closing a few times a year. It is always a hit

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my city there is a "night of the museums" a few times a year where museums and libraries stay open over night and you can basically stay as long as you want. It's awesome

    NoCleverName
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been a while since I looked into it, but the SF bay area has several museums which (used to?) have special nights for adults only evening admission and play music, dim lights, serve drinks, etc. My wife and i had our engagement party at The Tech. It was super fun!

    Keating_5
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been there too on vacation with my cousin! We timed it to be able to arrive right for the event and it was really fun! Definitely recommend!

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    Darran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own a small company that designs and builds museum exhibits. One of my favourite jobs entailed working overnight in the Royal Tyrrell (Dinosaur) Museum. Just two of us in the darkened galleries. Pure awesomeness.

    kay s.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the Georgia Aquarium (the state, not the country) has overnight stays for kids during certain times of the year, and adult overnight stays with alcohol. both are fantastic!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI) has a monthly event called OMSI After Dark. The whole evening is 21 and over and they serve beer and wine. It's great for those of us who don't like children.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A local science museum does sleepovers called night at the museum. It's expensive and not as much fun as I expected, but the kids like it. I did it once with my kids.

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry that I have to be that person, but- there are actually four.

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    #5

    Funny post about birds mimicking a whistled melody to get refilled bird feeders; includes MIT pigeon prank story.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think all you need is a ref shirt, some bread, and a whistle. Happy pranking, my friend

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every evening after snuggles I give my rats a dish of baby food. One, who does not participate in snuggles because she's antisocial, eventually decided that if she just went and sat next to the empty dish the goodies would appear. If that doesn't happen speedily enough she gives me a whole collection of really dirty looks. You'd be amazed how good rats are at giving you the side-eye.

    BPisaddictive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snuggling with adorable rats... I'd love that! Always liked mice in general

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    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIT student understands Ivan Pavlov

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the way to the stables, in the morning at sunrise, I first feed the wild birds, then the horses. Oh boy when I am late or change the sequence ... two customer-groups complaining

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One starling has started to imitate the sound of water dripping from the gutter onto the slate covering to grate. Now I can’t tell if it is actually raining or if that blasted bird is having me on.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the minds of the MIT students.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you get recorded whistling in a tune songbirds can copy? I can't whistle for toffee, but it would be great if the birds could let me know when I need to hustle and get the feeders filled.

    Mighty_Condor (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy like ref whistle they can come pretty cheap and you can put it on a lanyard. Can be used in emergencies too

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    #6

    Text exchange about a chicken named Kylo Hen amusing neighbors by behaving like a trained pet.

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    Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some alternative names include: Hen Solo, Anakhen Skywalker, Casshen Andor, Hendo Ohnaka, Obi Wan Henobi, Asajj Hentress, and Mace Hendu

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My chickens are named Hen solo, Motherclucker, Arnold Squawksenegger, and Egg sheeran.

    Melissa Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A duck laid eggs at my work so I named them Gladys Flight and the Chicks

    Tiana Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the rooster, Luke Skycocker!!

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that ll do hen... that ll do.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike this person, last time there was an unexpected animal on my driveway, it WAS a giant lizard. A monitor lizard not a komodo dragon, but there's a lot of resemblance. I still have no idea how it got there. The damn thing was at least two meters long.

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    Meet the Very Clean Funny Pics Facebook Page

    The ‘Very Clean Funny Pics’ page has a following of 277k Facebook users on the social media platform. The page itself has been up and running for over a decade, having been founded all the way back in 2012. The team behind the project has consistently shared relatable, clean memes that are actually funny. And that’s the secret behind the page’s continued success throughout the years.

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    The entire purpose of the page is to post very clean funny pics. All that the moderators ask from the followers is to keep the comments as clean as the memes themselves.

    #7

    Funny pic of a tweet about being hit with a straw wrapper by an elderly lady who missed her husband, leading to giggles.

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    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... made me feel soo good!

    Jo Ellen Hyde
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 62 and my hubs is 74. The day we QUIT bowing our straw papers at each other in restaurants will be the day that one of us dies. What's the point in living if you can't make it fun?!

    John Smith (he/him/xy/️)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The X in Twitter posts makes me want to close them. Musk did NOT think this one through 😆

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't imagine why some àsshat downvoted you but I fixed it. Have a great day!

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    TheGoodBoi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife can’t not do this, it’s part of her meal routine and she’s deadly accurate…

    Amy Dunaway
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom did it at a pizza place and I had to apologize to the table next to us.

    TFH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't do this every time I have a straw, but everytime I do it, I am laughing harder than my wife.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother loves to do this to me.😄

    MurderMittens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also smash the paper down to the end if the straw, and then place the little paper carcass in a drop of water and watch it come to life.

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    #8

    Response to a funny tweet about buses taking turns sleeping in the depot to make them seem loved and cozy.

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    I’mSoEmotional
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people respond at an age appropriate level to put a child’s mind at ease.

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is even better than Sainsbury's renaming their tiger bread because a kid pointed out it doesn't look like a tiger. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-16812545, I'll keep looking for a better image of the reply because it's epic. And I can confirm that it was still giraffe bread last time I saw: I'm gluten intolerant and don't like giraffe/tiger bread anyway, so I'm not always paying attention at the bakery, but it makes me smile whenever I see it.)

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be said to any child having a bad day. Well done to Mr. Mulligan and the Dublin bus news.

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Is. Wholesome. As. Heck.

    Cheesenacho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome! We need more people like this!!

    Wysteria_Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In such a horrible world, this touches my heart and makes me hopeful again.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm going to wonder this whenever I drive past a bus depot!

    Brenda S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, it takes so little sometimes to make a response, meaningful

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    #9

    Funny pic of a humorous tweet about clumsiness and falling from a bunk bed.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT'S a story for the grandkids

    Audrey Rasmussen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but what happened, did you say it and he just left, he was more interested, you got married and have been married for thirty years???

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to her followup on Twitter, the guy was nice, but nothing ever evolved with the guy after the first couple dates. She did go on to meet the live if her life though. (all of BP content, unless it is an article specifically asking us , like "Hay Pandas, what is your favorite cooking utensil?" Is from other sources like Reddit, Twitter, and Insta. Some of it years old. The writers of the articles just cut and paste posts from these sites, usually start with around 75 posts, that get reduced down to about 30 of the highest liked ones)

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    Almost sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How high was the bunk? Geez

    Dustin Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell off my top bunk and somehow landed in the folding chair beside the beds my brother and I used to hold our alarm clock; I was bottom bunk from the on

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell off the top bunk and landed on my big melon. My stepmonster came into the room yelling at me because I pulled the sheets and blankets off with me.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell out of my high bed - about twice the height of a normal bed. As I was falling I thought, “I’m going to break my elbow. I’m definitely going to land on it.” Luckily I managed to catch my legs on my desk and my arms on my bin. I ended up with a permanent scar on my arm from grazing a cupboard but it was pure luck I managed to catch myself.

    Water dog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading a story where this woman went into labor in the hospital elevator and they delivered the baby there. She was embarrassed, but the hospital staff said "Don't be embarrassed. Last year a woman gave birth in the front lawn of the hospital. Now THAT was a sight. People are still talking about it." She wailed "That was me!!!!!"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very - I mean highly - humerus! (high becos of the height of the bunk bed. I'm going to sleep now.)

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    The team behind the page takes their moderating jobs very seriously. There’s a zero-tolerance approach to offensive or hurtful comments, as well as spam, swear words and links to other pages. “We want this page and its comments to be suitable for all audiences,” they explain that they want to create a family-friendly, all-inclusive atmosphere. 

    However, some clean memes may still gently poke fun at certain topics, but it’s all done in the name of lighthearted humor.

    #10

    Funny pic of a dog sleeping with a humorous tweet about dog photo replies for a good laugh.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you expect!? His whole family got snapped, he got nobody.

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    Mellie the Lil’ Mushroom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once on social media too 😂 no one had any idea

    Asian Lisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to do this but with kittehs

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to do it but with greyhounds 🤣

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    Jules
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are the best cure for the blues

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like our dog. No fighting about that.

    FabulousMari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all cute doggo's! But mine is actually cuter. This is a fact.

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawkeye is one of my favorite characters to use in the Lego Marvel video game. He's badàss!

    baby frog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog is cuter than yours 🐶

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    #11

    Politician on TV with hilarious kid's show subtitle: "I will build the best sandcastle in the galaxy." Clean funny pics.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful voters! I'm pretty sure this how the Death Star originally got approval. 🤔

    OwenHasADHD
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darth Vader would have never gone for that. He doesn’t like sand. It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating.

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    Panda Kicki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another party leader informed us that she had two pair of boots, one yellow, one red.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is just one big Haribo advert. ;-)

    Andi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honest question - why are the subtitles in English?

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a politician I would support.

    Wendy O'Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the best laugh I have had in a while.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. Let's vote for him....less dangerous than the rest

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    #12

    Text meme with funny story about lock picking, embarrassment, and impressing a cute girl.

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    Srinivasan Somasundaram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost exactly the plot of "Poi Satchi" [Tamil language movie from India]. This movie is available Youtube for free

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once watched the entirety of the princess diaries for free on youtube lol

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally if I was Maggie I'd fall in love with u

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother, an electrician, learned to pick locks from a toolmaker. She picked the doors of the junior high the first day of winter break because I left my coat there. She also taught me how to.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, too, know how to pick locks. No, I won't reveal why. I've already mentioned it here but today I'd prefer to wear my International Woman of Mystery hat. Also, "a fawn that was just too small" picked the lock of my heart ❤

    Amanda Trent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Picked the lock of my heart" was almost as adorable as "a fawn that was just too small" ❤️❤️

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    Looks like an Angel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older sister used to "accidentally" lock me out all of the time, so I learned how to pick a lock. It came in useful at the office 1 day when somebody accidentally locked the bathroom door, while leaving the bathroom and it was inaccessible for staff. I got some "side eye" from some coworkers when they realized that I possessed this particular set of skills. Lol

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned to pick locks because, when I was younger, I wanted to be a stage magician and escape artist.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the reason I know how to pick a lock is because I like to stargaze, so I asked the building administrator for the key to the roof so on clear nights I could go up there with my telescope, but the nosy lady living on the top floor decided I'm some kind of foreign agent (I literally offered to let her look through the telescope but she recoiled as if I asked her to commit treason) so she keeps changing the padlock... And since I have better things to do than go pester the administrator for the new key every other week, it was the logical choice...

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With those credentials, Maggie's got to be an idiot if she doesn't propose.

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maggie needs to take a second look at her standards for a good man!

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the similar experience: restaurant manager locked himself out of the office and I broke in for him; he was appreciative and, simultaneously, apprehensive (and afterwards would jokingly accuse me of breaking in and stealing shít anytime something got misplaced). I taught myself as a kid because I figured, "Maybe someday I'll wana break into some place?" 🤷🏾‍♀️

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    Can There Ever Be Too Much Memes?

    Memes can be very powerful. They can temporarily distract us from our problems when the going gets tough. They provide an outlet for laughter, as well as an excuse to spam your friends with very clean funny pics—they help us connect to others. However, as Sudipti Kumar notes in her article on LinkedIn, it’s important to keep an eye on how much time we spend looking at memes. “Excessive meme-viewing,” as she puts it, could be a sign of phone addiction.

    Alternatively, spending far too much time enjoying funny clean memes can be a sign that someone’s procrastinating. So memes can be a way of avoiding work, studying, or solving all of those pesky real-life problems that just won’t go away. In moderation, memes are great. But, like with anything, too much of a good thing can backfire. If all you ever do is sit on social media (even if you’re enjoying the lovely memes in this list), it’s not a healthy way to go through life.

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    #13

    A man stands next to a Wild Thing character from "Where the Wild Things Are," sharing a funny anecdote.

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    Florence O'Grady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ate it because Marice Sendak books make you feel good on your insides.

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild Things eat whatever they like. Max would approve.

    Megan ️ ️
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see it, i like it, i want it, i eat it

    agender idiot (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an unofficial taster of all paper, i respect this child greatly

    D Gibson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great story. Kids are like that.

    Reynie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what I mean when I tell people I want to eat their art

    Reynie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I mean when I tell people I want to eat their art

    Tigger O
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went on a residential drama course for teachers. I was an infant scholl teacher =- All the others taught high school. One day we each had to tell a story to the group, that we - or they - could act out. I told them "Where the Wild Things Are". Guess what - it was voted the best story ever.

    supertall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only child I'd want to have.

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    #14

    Funny tweet about a crystal ball safety warning, highlighting a humorous misunderstanding.

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    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you go all spiritual and then realise that the lady probably only does the shop for money and doesn't care about actual spirits

    Birdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same with plastic bottles of water in cars... essentially a magnifying glass to send your car into a towering inferno.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spirits get angry and throw fiery glances at your inflammable furniture.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a ball of polished volcanic glass on my desk, and one summer's day it did indeed burn a small hole in the desk. Lesson learned.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a crystal ball that I was told could predict the weather. For weeks I predicted bad snow storms..... until I realized I got cheated.... It was a snow globe...

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appease the ancestor spirits, sure but it's the vengeful nature spirits that will really mess you up. The store lady gets it.

    Holy Shimmering Sheeps541t
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife insists on buying prisms and hanging them on curtain rails, she gets upset when I take them down citing them as a fire hazard, give it 6 months another will appear.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they don't get direct sunlight you'll be fine. I've got a prism on a side window, it's not caused any problems

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    #15

    Social media post about a funny incident with a flaming toaster and a humorous response from dad.

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet he was just glad he wasn't smelling burnt toast.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that story all I could think of is "Luuceee.... You got some splainin' to do " (Ricky Ricardo voice)

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to tell my nephews this story, and hopefully it will become an oral tradition, and will still be told hundreds of years from now.

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my sister set fire to the kitchen, as a fireman burst into the house, my dad looked up from his paper in the front room and said "dinner is ready"

    Amy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I woke up at 2 AM to the smoke alarm going off and my dad running out the back door with a flaming toaster oven. Good times.

    Mike Koog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not that dad to my kids then I don't know

    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be a fly on the wall and witness these sorts of things all day. 🤣🤣

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful, absolutely beautiful. The dripping sarcasm just warms the cockles of my heart. I majored in sarcasm from an early age and now, as an old lady gramma, I’m a grand champion. I have always kept the husband, kids and grandkids on their toes never knowing what snarky observations may pour forth from my mind at any time. Being predictable is not my style.

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I upvote this more than once? I snort-laughed at this.

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    Creating clean memes that stand the test of time is no easy feat. The more you think about it, the more you realize how many hoops a single pic has to jump through to go viral. For instance, ‘Simplified’ notes that the most successful memes will make the audience feel a sense of social validation and like they’re part of a collective.

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    #16

    Funny tweet about kids judging cooking shows, suggesting a kid might call duck confit "yucky" and ask for a hot dog.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How has no one thought of this, yet?

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a show where some famous chef (I want to say Gordon Ramsay, but not sure) showed a bunch of kids what fast food chicken nuggets were made from, then made some from scratch. They overwhelmingly picked the fast food ones anyway & you could see the chef die inside.

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    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and the wife are Master Chef nerds, and once these Chefs had to cook for a bunch of kids. "Elevated Chicken Nuggies" and what have you. It was a fun one.

    Jacob B.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife used to watch shows like that until I told her that was basically sanctioned child abuse. She said, "What do you mean?". I said, "Your pressuring kids into a very subjective tournament with their parents probably verbally whipping them to do well. And when they lose, you probably end their desire to cook as it ends the fun aspect of it and the parents are probably berating them on the way home". She stopped watching.

    Laura w
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it one step further— every week Gordon Ramsay has to made dinner for a panel of siblings that all three will eat without complaint. If the season started with mine, my 11 year old would certainly be calling him an idiot sandwich.

    Wesley Clifford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these poor people who have never seen Ryan George. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbrDeZOumsg

    Druklet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just copied the link to post, but thought I check nobody else had!

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    River wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the people who design those videos see this and make it a series.

    Pandamanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would savor every moment of every episode.

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch hi ho kids on YouTube. They taste cuisine from around world and eat their parents and grands favorite dishes. They're hilarious.

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    #17

    Humorous tweet about a student's last-minute science project with moldy bread for a school fair.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I actually DID do an experiment on moldy bread (the question I picked was "how much salt is required to stop it going moldy"). I won a prize and one of the judges sincerely thanked me for bringing pictures of the moldy bread and not the bread itself. In fact I had already tossed it into the chicken pen.

    Madam Puddyfoot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I did something similar in college. I had to do a leaf notebook for botany, and the night before due date, I was out collecting leaves and then microwaving them to dry them out. Prof never knew.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I threw out some potatoes that could have come in third. Had been noticing a bit of a smell in my kitchen. Kept checking the compost bucket, trash can etc. Moved something yesterday and found a bag with four potatoes left in it that were literally turning to liquid. Nasty.

    Grace Noyes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, that is a nasty smell. I once left a small basket of red potatoes in my trunk in the dead of summer in Texas. Took me weeks to figure out what the horrible smell was. I thought maybe a mouse had died inside my car door. All this to show how messy my trunk was.

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    Srinivasan Somasundaram
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something Roy Wood Junior would say in the Daily Show. Not sure whether this happened in real life.

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised his mom let it slide... she's a respected teacher

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fast, useful thinking, an ability to present a cogent argument and enough understanding of a biology concept to synthesise results. Somebody hire this guy.

    Lyoness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheater cheater mold breeder.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A character in a book I read did exactly this, he forgot about the science fair so he grabs a moldy sandwich from his locker and makes it into an exhibit

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    #18

    Funny pic of a miniature door in a tree trunk with text about finding money and a frog.

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    Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful OP Frog and his boyfriend Toad might sue you

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, my honey, hello, my baby, hello, my ragtime gal!"

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ONE chance there was a perfect set up for a "drink me, eat me" adventure and dude blew it... 🤦‍♂️

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just imagining the police having to field calls from us pandas reporting a break in: “A frog’s house??? And a bored panda reported it??”

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You opened the door, now pay the frog and leave

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a tiny little door in the forest once, and when I went back I couldn't find it. Pixie door.

    Eulalie Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're lucky he never TOAD on you!

    Roberto Manuel Latorre
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B&E plus robbery, not accounting for the heartbreak to Mr. Frog, seeing all his saving taken away.

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    Some other things that make these very clean funny pics stand out from the crowd on social media require a bit of patience on the creator’s part. Sure, you can fire off a bunch of memes and see what sticks, but if you want to have a decent following, you want to post higher-quality memes than your competition. And the first step toward that is figuring out what kind of niche you’re aiming for.

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    #19

    Sheep on a grass roof with funny comments about it being a "lamblord," providing a good laugh.

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    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one wasn't to baaad

    Betsy Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewe should all be sheepish about these jokes! I am.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a photo from last summer's Sheepspeare in the Park: Rameo and Jeweliet. (The balcony scene, from Rameo's perspective.)

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the balcony, it would have been a shear drop, needing a fleece to break the fall.

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    NORM BALE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever tried mowing your roof?

    Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to shovel the snow off a roof.

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    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There once was a sheep in the shire that was aloof on a roof....

    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the sheep is planning a lambush

    Bermy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't' that be "lamblady"?

    Not Bored
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know that people used to do this so that it was camouflaged against air attacks

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably kept them warm as well. Not sure about fire risk, though.

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    #20

    Upside-down door in a house allows dogs to see outside, creating a funny moment for a good laugh.

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    Dash Junior
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is cool. I would put a door in upside down for my cats. First, i need to quadruple my income so that I can buy a house to put the door in.

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats need to see out of doors too!

    I’mSoEmotional
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also made it easier for burglars to kick your door in.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now the cross is upside down

    Anthony Jordan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As it should be. Actually, shouldn't be a cross at all. Religion = poison.

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    #21

    Funny pic of friends posing at McDonald's with a fake poster of themselves in the background for a laugh.

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    Orange Tabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old post and I think the company actually paid them for this poster later.

    Abdeel Abdullah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad McDonalds gave them $50K for the picture. It was well done.

    Mike Koog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too good. They totally noticed at were like "well... It's not bad...." The real kicker is when you go into a McDonald's four states away and find the same poster hung up

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends of mine did basically the same thing at a local sushi parlor, when they passed the spot three days later it was removed. I think that's about the only time ever I'll say McD did better than your average local sushi shop.

    third molar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harold and Kumar went to Mc D!!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! You just gave them free advertising! I hope they responded by giving you free food for life!

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    You could, for instance, go for the broadest audience imaginable. If you’re posting family-friendly, clean memes that are actually funny, the odds are that you’ll appeal to a very wide social media user base. On the flip side, if you’re narrowing down your focus and lasering in on particular topics or spicier humor, you’re giving up some segments of your potential audience for the sake of others.

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    #22

    Funny text posts about hair types, including wavy, straight, and thick, with humorous comparisons.

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we all want each other's hair.

    David Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old and all I wished for was Hair. Got it! Ears, nose, back!

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hair likes to walk the fine line of "Luscious coils" and "Buckwheat"

    You don't need it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to start a support group for people without hair having to listen to people with hair complain about it. Enjoy it while it lasts!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many hairdressers have told me I have very fine hair. This means it turns into a humiliating frizz every time the weather is even slightly damp.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% saving this for the backroom in my salon!

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    #23

    Chart comparing sugar in drinks to donuts for a funny perspective on health.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat them. Eat all the donuts. That's what they are for.

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ask Would you eat 6 doughnuts as if l had never done it.

    North
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do-nut want to believe I'm the ony one who would eat half a dozen.

    Inella‍
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sits in corner nonchalantly eating Krispy Kreme #7.5*

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I drank a coke AND ate a donut this morning. Mondays are hard. I have no regrets, :)

    BravePanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend made this specific viral chart. It's amazing to see how far it has gone.

    James S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6? I once ate 24 Krispy Kremes because my employer bought far too many, and they were going to be thrown out. Amazingly, I don't have diabeties.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least 20% are hole and another 25% air bubbles...how bad can they be?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I'm going to use this chart as an excuse to eat 6 donuts.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Younger me: "Yes, yes I would".

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we have bananas for scale, can we use donuts for calories?

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean you don't already know about jelly donut units?

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    #24

    Funny tweet about throwing out unused cables and then needing one. Warning humor.

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never get rid of it.

    Deborah Rubin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shelf in my closet hods nothing but cables. And I still don't have the one I need...

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT throw away cables, especially charging cables, if you don't remember what they were originally for.

    JCM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noted. I've purged from time to time and then bam. A friend out of no where says. "This old harddrive has data I need on it." Bro, I'm sorry I just threw out my adaptor for that. Moral of the story. A hoarder will one day save the day because of something they hoarded, assuming of course they can find it among the other 10000 cables.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I have two boxes. ;-)

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I have one drawer for electronics and one drawer for fùckery.

    Valarie Mobley
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also you must have a junk drawer in your kitchen, it's essential to life.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You did not heed the warning of your name-sakes parent re: wisdom.

    Hugh Cookson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be thankful, after my Dad died, we were clearing out his sheds and a garage and I found an old tea chest full of wires / cables / electrical stuff (Dad was an engineer and worked on the basis of ' oh, that'll come in useful ' for pretty much everything he kept. In this chest I found a wiring loom, 2 headlights, 2 rear light clusters and several switches that looked vaguely familiar ; they were from my first ever car, a Bond Bug (look it up on google), that I'd scrapped after it died around 35 years previously - I'd kept it at their place as they were in the country and I was in a large town with nowhere to keep a knackered vehicle, then arranged for it to be picked up by a local scrapyard !!! They had moved house at least 3 times since then .... Slightly happy ending is that I sold all of the bits for about £400 as Bonds are quite rare ... Miss you Da x

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of this lesson, I am hoarding everything.

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    #25

    Funny pic: Message under flooring about car's extended warranty, person kneeling nearby.

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    Will Cable
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The outline of a body is another good one to do.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time anyone discovers that, they're going to wonder what the hell it means, lol.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left a secret message on my childhood bedroom floor while the carpet was being replaced. It wasn't anything funny; just some song lyrics I liked plus the date. I suppose at least one person will now be wondering what the lyrics were, so it was "Carry the weight of the world" from the song "Weight of the World" by Apoptygma Berzerk, from their album "Rocket Science". I still listen to it to this day! Damn good album. Damn good band.

    Anthony J Cornish
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a story I heard years ago in the UK where someone bought a secondhand, handbuilt, sports car as "as seen", ie no guarantee. Every time he accelerated there was this noise, a sort of metallic scraping noise and the same when he braked. He took it to the garage repair place and they looked at everything and nothing could have been causing this noise, so they opened parts of the chassis, where there are sort of sealed boxes and finally found a flexible piece of wire which had several metal nuts on the end, which moved making the noise and a note which said " Oh you finally found it, did you ? "

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on... that line is over-used. Couldn't you be more original?

    Brenda S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely gonna do this, someday.

    bbfa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just imagine a future Archaeologist digging this up and displaying it in a museum with the card reading "Desperate communication from 21st Century warrior to troops"

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a large stash of cash behind the pale green wall....

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not anymore. From what I heard, it was stolen by a frog. 😉😂

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    Julie S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you wallpaper get some red paint and write on the wall "I will kill again"

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    #26

    Funny text post showing a clever prank involving a laptop wallpaper and a hidden mustache.

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so clever and evil.

    Spocks's Mom
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm super jealous that I didn't think of this first.

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    Manic Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's evil. And genius. And evil. And ... you get the picture.

    Ramón Doomernik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use screenshot of error alert as wallpaper. People will keep clicking ok or cancel without any results lol

    Francesca Annoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A classic... screenshot of desktop... put the screenshot as wallpaper and remove all the icons .. look at the owner of the PC clicking again and again trying to figure out why nothing is working

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a blank purple page with links to my most-visited sites as my browser's home page. My brother (we're both over 50 and he has a wife!) changed it to a picture of the trollface, just *slightly" off from the other purple. I didn't notice it for about a month.

    Kat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my so hilarious yet so cruel so confused lol

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you have mum issues.

    Bermy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother and I would sometimes come to a dead stop on a busy footpath (sidewalk) when we were a lot younger, and point at the top of any tall building and say loudly "Oh No ... DON'T JUMP!! Soon there would be quite a crowd of people straing to see something that wasn' there and pointing, while my brother and I would just walk away smirking and chuckling. Good cheap entertainment.

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    #27

    Funny pic of a tweet about overhearing a humorous conversation between two young children about a "good idea."

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    sara fulmer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand half the things that come out of a 2yo's mouth let alone a full sentence.

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    Happy Onion
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The childhood equivalent of, "hold my beer, watch this."

    Amelia Jade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have people who doubt this never been around 2 yr olds? They can and do talk like this. Maybe not all, but some do, especially if they're younger. My 2nd son was incredibly verbal at an early age-probably from being around his older sister. And speaking in full sentences is totally normal, developmentally, for kids ages 2-3. AND sometimes they say things you don't expect because they're repeating things they've heard from the children's shows they watch.

    Jennifer Ness
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no doubt this is true. I'm sure there are many factors but in my experience, kids who have focused adult attention all day (like grandma) speak this way (and use grandma's catch phrases) before age 3

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    Errrm..wot?
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two year olds wouldn't construct a sentence that elaborate

    Georgie Montague
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's two year old said "oh f*CK Mummy, not eggs for breakfast AGAIN?!" ( I was there.) She also said "I didn't know cars had batteries, I thought they had engines" when her Dad said the battery was flat in the family car. Two year olds can be amazingly articulate.

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    Nonesuch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time to check on the children is when they become unusually quiet.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ME: Two kids, 7 grandkids, multiple cousins / nephews. I have NEVER heard a 2 year old say, "Are you sure this is a good idea".

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They grow up to say " wanna see some serious sh#t.... Here... Hold my beer...

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You moved with athleticism you did not know you possessed, to paraphrase Dylan Moran.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? What were they up to? We need the rest of the story.

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    #28

    Ironic gift with batteries in a bag labeled "Gift not included," for a humorous laugh.

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    Ni Na
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a story behind the pic that was shared on reddit many times. He gave his niece a gift but forget the batteries so she couldn't use it and next year she gifted him the batteries.

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah y'all need a new tradition, cause nothing's gonna beat that

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once bought a set of batteries, but they weren’t included, so I had to buy them again.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is part of a longer story or stolen from that story. The year before the guy gave his niece a toy for Xmas but forgot to include any batteries for it. The batteries are what she gifted him for the following Xmas.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I'll use this next opportunity I get!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs another gift? But batteries will always come in handy.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One year when I was very young (I'm 72 now), on Christmas day I went door to door selling batteries. I sold them all, apparently a lot of parents forgot to get them.

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    #29

    Funny pic of a soap lobster mistaken for chocolate, with humorous comments about the mix-up.

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    Aria Whitaker
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She certainly did lol. Also, does this mean she used the same molds for soapmaking as she did for food-making? Not the best of practices....but I guess a little soap mouth cant hurt.

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    Mike Koog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if it was reversed and you tried to wash yourself with chocolate

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't be too bad, cocoa butter is a good cleanser, you just have to rinse more to get rid of the cocoa mass, the brown part. And I am not an evil aunt

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal story here. Pure soap doesn't actually taste too bad. So last week I tried "milk and honey" hand wash. My advice: don't.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of Christmas presents a few years ago. We could smell something highly scented in the bag of gifts but couldn't work out which one it was, what we did find wrapped up was what thought was a bar of chocolate, you could feel the squares on it. So we decided we'd better open it and eat it before the aroma ruined it...it turned out the 'bar of chocolate' was scented wax

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sister and I, about 4 years old then, were finally large enough to reach the mirror cabinet in the bathroom. We found a bar of curd soap ("Kernseife" in german) and, later, found ourselves asked about bitemarks. Soap tastes disgusting!

    Ramón Doomernik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would smell it first though But the comment killed me The long con

    Marilyn Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn’t smell it was soap? Or notice it didn’t melt in your hand this time. Hmm, maybe she was super devious and used a soap fragrance that smelled like white chocolate.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so old, I am sure the aunt is long dead.

    marnidarr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she "felt" you gag.

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    #30

    Text meme comparing young optimism to finding humor in misfortune, clean funny pic for a good laugh.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2020 crushed the last of my hope and optimism. Now, I'm just enjoying the downhill ride.

    Azolane
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Enjoying the downhill ride", I'll have to keep that in mind while I spiral further into the pit of despair with no bottom to finally snap my neck on anywhere in sight. Thanks, gives me a new perspective.

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    James S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me (old): I hope whatever happens, happens to someone else. I'm too tired for happens.

    D Gibson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The compromises one is forced to make when adulting.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive been the "now" one since elementary school

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 year old self vs 50 year old self.

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    #31

    Family of lizards joke about insurance and property damage. A playful take on siblings' careers. Funny pic for a good laugh.

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also watch this movie. Here, lizard, lizard, lizard...

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are few words to describe exactly how much a hate all the Geico commercials. ALL of them. That one I'd watch.

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's also friends with a lady named Flo and some guy who calls himself Mayhem.

    Christian Dyson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude he is totally right this should have been a GEICO commercial

    Phase
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an actual chad big brother

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geicozilla and his little brother, Martin.

    MD
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the big brother destroyed all the buildings little brother insured, little brother is going bankrupt.

    Mr. Ping Pong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big brother's a dinosaur, the younger a gecko!

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first car was a larger, green version of the Geiko Lizard's red Healey Sprite.

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    #32

    Funny pic of a tweet humorously predicting hindsight about 2016 from a time traveler "in 2020."

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    baby frog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m from 3846, can confirm it does in fact get a little better.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a while I called 2016 the worst year of my entire life. Oh how wrong I was.

    freakingbee (she/he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2016 was definitely still one of the worst years of my life

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh and Marty... you've got to do something about your kids (Doc - Back to the Future 2)

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drew Curtis. Owner of Fark.com. We did not get over it Drew. We did not.

    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H-h-he can r-r-read th-the future 🤯

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could go back to any time before April 2016, I’m there! (That’s when I got sick and my life got turned upside down in case anyone wondered!)

    Cat Chat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the same reason, I would go back to any time before 1997

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    aubergine10003
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha Drew Curtis is actually a friend of mine (I'm also a Fark mod)

    Rostit .
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to hear that. :) IC Weener is a turd. Num num the lobster for life.

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    Ambry Petersen
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know 2016 through 2019 were pretty good. 2020 on however have sucked mightily, for varying reasons.

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    #33

    Funny tweet about a mother pretending her baby's leg is a phone, creating laughter.

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    Alisa LaVine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my goodness. This made me laugh. I remember when my kids were babies and I would do something silly and they would laugh with their whole little bodies.

    Gidget Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The BEST!! Ugh, those little giggles kill me. I miss my babies!

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    Wolf Myst (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fat cannoli foot" I'm LOLing so hard right now-

    Upstaged75
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies laughing is one of the best sounds in the world! One time I started singing along to the music on his jumper/toy table like "doo doo do do doo" and he laughed so hard snot came flying out of his nose. It was the first time he REALLY laughed and it was magical. I have a video of it and I still pull it up all the time. He's 7 now. :)

    Grace Noyes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is 34, and I still remember the first time he belly laughed like it was yesterday. Magical.

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    Lavendar rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I love fat cannoli legs on babies!!

    Josh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phrase 'fat cannoli foot' lived in my head rent free for months when my youngest was born. Now that he's one, i feel like he's got fat little bread roll feet.

    Sue
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend was in the yard with my 3-year old granddaughter & I went inside for a minute to get something. She tried to run to the front yard & he was worried he couldn't catch here, so he stopped & put his hand to his ear & said "ring-ring," She stopped and answered. She's 5 now & it still works.

    Leoninus Fate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smushy babys are so fun~ they just like know there like fat chubby smushy and just chill with you, a many days I spent on the couch with one of my lil cousins sitting on me or on the couch too, and thinking he was making the person on tv move~ lil story about it, it was years later that he told me he thought he beat DMC2 when he was 2 as he remembered "playing it" and beating it, when it was really me controlling him he was so upset cause he told his class he beat that "hard boss" when he was only 2 {lol I played the long con on that I think}

    Must Be Bored Again
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My oldest son (40) making elephant sounds with his arm for a trunk made my granddaughter (3) laugh so hard everyone at the table had to stop eating because now everyone at the table was laughing. Then she tried doing the sound back at him with her little arm flinging all of the place and we all ended up with sore sides and cold food from laughing so much. Great Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing fancy about the meal except a forty year old waving his nose/arm around making his niece get the best case of the giggles.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One night my daughter made her baby brother laugh so hard he spit up. It was so sweet watching them play like that. Had to make her stop and give him a break after the spit up though.

    D Gibson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's baby would laugh so hard at sight gags he would laugh until he'd burst into tears. Sadly, that's when the mother would put an end to it. (Funny af.) The poor kid would end up in the bath with his mother singing quiet songs to him.

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    #34

    Tweet about gym-goer watching Scooby-Doo on iPad, exercising harder when characters run for comedic effect.

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    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean ... does anybody NOT hold their breath when seeing a diver on TV?

    dotti calhoun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to watch Scooby Doo at the gym, but I forgot my glasses, and I can't see a thing without my glasses.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zoinks ! Scoob.... The Ghost is chasing us we've got to run harder

    A Something
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it’s a genius idea! Don’t they say like walk, run, sprint in bursts?

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    Amy Rhea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he do when Scooby eats a Scooby snack?

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i did the same but with a horror seriess!

    D Gibson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would leave the gym , hurrying as I passed the ah.

    Doreen Mary
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His protein bars should have a Scooby Snack label.

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    #35

    Funny pic of grandma using Excel for knitting patterns and a humorous comic about knitting spaghetti.

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    80 Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually takes some minor skill to format all of the columns uniformly to the right width and to fill the cells like that. I don’t buy that grandma stumbled upon this as described.

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I discover stuff like this by clicking on random buttons. It's entirely possible

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    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excel is a helluva lot harder to use than MSPaint for that purpose. I know this because I've used both to create knitting and counted cross stitch patterns. I have two basic templates in Paint for craft patterns: 1 for knitting, counted cross stitch, and bead weaving; the other is for peyote beading.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband made a slanted brickwork pattern for me which was perfect for needlepoint patterns, especially for circles

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    Michelle Gosney
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, I learnt how to format all columns by trying to change the width of one.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote a program once that would take a JPEG file and recreate the image in Excel by making all the cells very small and colouring them with the pixel values from the JPEG. It was pointless and very slow, but it amused me for a while.

    Roberto Manuel Latorre
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. Mythical, me thinks. But. ¡Praise for grandmothers!

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno...my grandma was a brilliant tatter. Could her granddaughter figure out tatting? Naaah... I was too stupid. (sigh)

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    #36

    Funny tweet about a neighbor loudly talking to a Roomba as if it's a pet.

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine just gets stuck and makes me look for him. His name is Roombert.

    kraftmacaroniandbeez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mines covered in glitter and googly eyes and his name is biblically accurate roomba

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    Manic Mama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is called Minion. Coz he's an underling that does my bidding. And when I registered the purchase for the warranty, one of the questions was: have you named it, and What is it's name. And when I rang support, they referred to him by name! I adore nerds.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ours had a tantrum in the middle of the night and kept beeping and driving around in circles in the bathroom. After that we put googely eyes on it with painted-on angry eyebrows

    Lytha Hawkeye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Roomba's name in Gondor because he gets stuck on random things and then starts beeping and his light starts flashing. The moment we here the beep either myself or one of my kids will tell "THE BEACONS ARE LIT!! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID".....My husband hates me sometimes lol

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents' roomba escaped from the house and they ran up the street calling it's name (Ivan) to get it to come back.

    Super Beast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine is obsessed with my piano, just goes under it and vacuums over and over and over. His name is Robbie.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to have a roomba but that would just be a very expensive chewtoy; my dogs are dïcks

    Must Be Bored Again
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biggest worry is that my roomba will eat "something special" that my dog left on the ground. Do ya just have to throw them (the roomba not the dog) away at that point?

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    Ell Bee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be more careful about her roomba getting outside. Nature abhors a vacuum.

    Gwen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it doesn't have any natural predators!

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI... Making a break for it

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    #37

    Dog humorously recreates family photos wearing outfits; funny text exchange about replacing pictures for a good laugh.

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    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, Dixie’s graduation picture is flawless

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn I wish my mother had a sense of humor like that 😅

    Ramón Doomernik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when people go through such lengths for laughs

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree with mom about the graduation photo. It's a keeper.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, the graduation picture is the best .😍

    Brie Sansotta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny my stomach hurts!

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    #38

    A wood plank awkwardly hanging from the back of a truck; funny pic highlighting driver’s dilemma.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he clearly doesn't need one? Situation is under control.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle got him and his wife brand new GMC suvs. They're bigger inside than my first apartment. They won't let anything be transported in them just in case it leaves a crumb of anything. Why even have a vehicle like that?

    albass94
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbor asked why I sold my Chevy equinox when I got my ford Bronco. Told me he almost never drives his Tacoma to keep the miles low. Like, why would I get a new vehicle to not drive it?

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    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sincerely hope this is secretly a thing, somewhere- maybe in the back woods- banjo playing territory, all the hillbillies just get together on weekends to go "Ute jousting"

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    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shortbed pickups are a joke.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came to post this. A pickup truck by definition can carry 4 x 8 foot sheets of plywood flat in the bed. What they're selling now is overpriced gas guzzling "sedans" with open-air trunks.

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Chevy is... Lumbering around town again....

    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a BRAND DAMN NEW TRUCK! It's got paper tags! Ooh I bet someone got an asß whooping for that...

    Dustin Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriends mom's ex was like this with his truck, he bought a brand new off the truck truck kind of truck, he had it for 2 years and traded it in because the bed got scratched by something

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, just why? You have a truck bed. Unless it's full of something important and breakable I see no reason for this...unless of course your cover back there is stuck, or locked and you forgot the keys.

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    #39

    Funny pic with a tweet about a mom accidentally leaving her kid at the gym, highlighting humor in everyday situations.

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    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was probably singing to the classic song by Nat King Cole... "Unforgettable.... That's What You Are....."

    Clarf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother would absolutely do this.

    D Gibson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's your funny bone at ?

    Bermy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a time when I was at Hobarrt (Tasmania, Australia) airport with my wife and we were idly watching this particular plane takiing out for take off. I joking ly said, "there goes the flight we should have been on". Turns out I was right.

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    #40

    Funny pic of a humorous conversation with Gmail about account security and misunderstandings.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calm TF down, Hal... It's me 🤦‍♂️

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry Trash Panda, but I'm afraid I can't do that.

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    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me (on a literary site) Siri.. order two books today... Siri: Ordering two hookers who want to play...

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip. When google says...is that you loggin in on another device? Dont absently minded click no. Unless you want a quiz show game where you MUST know all the answers on the first question It then wiped my phone, my passwords, my backup access and even my bank app.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just going through a similar phase with changing supplier for the house including them wanting to send a confirmation code to the phone number that no longer exists

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computer: Have you used this device before? Me: Every weekday for the past 20 years.

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I landed myself into a peculiar situation while setting up my Pixel again after a reset from it being repaired...I needed to confirm both on my Pixel and my older Samsung that it was, in fact, me. There was an email in there somewhere too.

    pat hayes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god...i thought i was the only idiot that this happened to....whew!

    Moriah Wood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helpful though when google has brought to my attention that my mom has been stalking me on my google SCHOOL ACCOUNT… 🤣🤣🤣

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    #41

    Toddler proudly poses in kitchen next to drawers labeled with carrots; funny clean pic for a good laugh.

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    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's got a 100 carat smile .... I'll see myself out.

    The Voice in Your Head
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at Mr fancy pants here with his 14 carrot kitchen...

    Debs Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His execution was flawless.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitchen needed some color to brighten it up.😀

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think beta-carotene is colour, is that right?

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    Khall Khall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is this not where you all keep your carrots? For all the ills of social media this one really helped me out. Tifo tifu.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... what does this predict he'll choose as a future profession?

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's got a brilliant future as an interior decorator.

    Elizabeth Mellisa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now all I want is carrot drawer handles.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hottest new trend in kitchen decor. I feel there should be a picture of a rabbit somewhere.

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    marnidarr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da da dum! Da da dum! (Rocky theme plays).

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    #42

    Funny pic with a humorous post about tricking kids into letting you nap by pretending to clean the house.

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    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have great faith in your children not to burn the whole house down in the meantime!

    Nicholas Zaal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't find the relevant text. Can someone point it out to me?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top corner with the blue outline. Hope this helped 😉

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    Noodlepillow07
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I not know this 10 years ago.

    austin joy whitis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its redit i have a redit acount so i know

    RayRayBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big yellow circle just in case you're blind

    Patrick Whittington
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually true. I've used it on my nephew.

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    #43

    Funny pic of a humorous conversation about recipe sites, highlighting the frustration of long ingredient introductions.

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now watch this video from our beloved sponsors to find out why I was studying in Rome.

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skip to recipe!!! Skip to recipe!!! Skip to recipe!!!

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason the stories are included in recipes. You can not copyright an individual recipe posted. A cookbook can be copyrighted because of the organization, etc, it gets counted as a unique intellectual property. The stories included in the single recipes allows it to fall under the same protection, so corporations can't steal the recipe and sell it as part of a cook book.

    Birdy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will also need to collect a vial of dew from the Serengeti plains and sap from a wilding Maple for it to be truly authentic.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It was the year I learned this beloved recipe from my grandmother, who never measured anything."

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I visit a recipe site I immediately scroll down to the bare ingredient list. If they don't have that I'm out of there.

    Super Beast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *AD TOO BIG AND MOVES WITH THE SCREEN*

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always scroll super fast down to the comments, then work my way back up from there.

    Duncan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do recipe sites all use the same annoying template?

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    #44

    Cute carved pumpkin wins first prize in a humorous contest at an animation studio.

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just the framework. It will go through rendering at a different phase of the project.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the real talent, getting to the very essence of cuteness

    Jessica N
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends and I in college had a pumpkin carving contest party. There were beautifully done pumpkins from artsy kids: a dragon, skulls, awesome faces, I did the screaming Mohawk guy from a favorite album... When votes were tallied up the one that had "c*nt" carved into it won 😂

    Robert Pi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend in highschool handed in his art project.. it was a red dot on black background. He did it in 1 minute and sold it to the teacher with some b******t story he came up with on the spot. He got an A.

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    #45

    Funny pic of a tweet about a childhood misunderstanding of dog years, bringing humor and nostalgia.

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog will always ha g out with ya. It's why they make the bestest friends.

    setsuriseikou
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming from a cat, this is especially heartwarming

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    I’mSoEmotional
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs love you no matter how old you are, how old they are and you can stink too.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats won't hang out with you at any age..... And if they could text you.... They wouldn't...

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs own wanting to be with you constantly. Cats pretend it's an accident that they're in your lap, banging their head into your hand for pets. To prove it's an accident, after 2.5 seconds of pets, they glare at you and walk away.

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    Bo'owowo'uh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 year old - that changes things a bit. I know a few 7 year olds who can times by two.

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    Mike Koog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's emotional scarring coming through

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing you didn't know the real equivalent.

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    #46

    Beaver building a dam with a funny caption about stopping running water.

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    Brian Hawley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An animal rescue place near me has injured beavers recuperate temporarily in keepers’ houses. They will try to put sofa cushions in the shower.

    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an instinct. They find the sound of running water distressing

    k1ddkanuck
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say this. It isn't the sight of the water as much as the sound. I was watching a documentary about ethical beaver control and the one way that actually works is to hook up a speaker under rocks where you WANT the beavers to build a dam and play rushing water sounds out of it continuously.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when see a leak do they shout Damn

    Lizzie Lola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had yearling beavers in a creek by my college courtyard, they built a tiny damn. 🤣

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my dogs were at the river one day, a little inlet, my dogs just swims across to the other side, and then I just hear this plop, and then just see this little beaver swimming around, my dog swimming after him, then the beaver just goes completely underwater, I have never seen such a confused look on my dog's face...he didn't understand where he went

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best bunch of beavers by a damn site...

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They think, "Let's keep all the water for ourselves."

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature's plumbers. I wonder what they charge?

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    #47

    Funny tweet about modern dinosaur names like "Heckin Chonkosaurus" and "Thicc Scaleyboy" for a good laugh.

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    Bex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our defense, the Latin names are pretty much the same, it just sounds cooler in a dead language. Heckin Chonkosaurus is like 💪🤯🦕in hieroglyphics.

    Chewie Baron
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spikes on the end of a Stegosaurus’ tail have been named after a Far Side cartoon. Now known as a Thagomiser!

    Zedrapazia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also name them after Tolkien and Harry Potter characters so yeah, it happens

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    David A Paterson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some megafauna have been named more recently, and gave us "thingodonta", "weirdodonta", "montypythonoides" and others even funnier.

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a type of pachycephalosaur named a Dracorex which was Harry Potter inspired

    Lawrencium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Latin name is indeed "Dracorex Hogwartsia"

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    Woundwort42
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the rate of dinosaur discovery/identification increasing rather than decreasing?

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    #48

    Funny pic of a tweet joking about mixing up "all good" and "no worries" to "all worries" for an honest moment.

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    80 Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alternate is “no good” which also applies.

    Kai
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or, "all no" and "good worries". i'm not sure if i want to know what either of those would mean.

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    Kat Lyle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did same with all good and no problem so now it's all problem

    Kay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once stuck between "No problem!" and "My pleasure!" and I said: "No pleasure!"

    SmooshieFries
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 6th grade at a church activity, I was trying to say either "for the fun of it" or "the heck of it" and blended the f.u of fun and c.k of heck really loud! It sounded all weird but was clearly not an appropriate word! Oh I was so embarrassed

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All worries" has now been added to my vocabulary

    D Gibson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All worries" works for me.

    Red_panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once tried to call a customer "sir" and "hon" at the same time. And me, an early 20s white girl, called the old Asian man "son".

    Duncan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter combined Good night and good bye to create Bye Night...i use it now.

    #49

    A weatherman in a green suit appears as a skeleton on the weather map, creating a funny moment.

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    That One Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why of course. I have no bone to pick 😉. I'll see myself out

    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the legs are dangling, so you know they're just swinging and flipping around everytime he moves!

    Ella Mossdog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weathermans spend all day pointing at a green screen just guessing where that darn storm gonna be

    Blue Cicada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dangly legs ruin it. Next time, attach them to the host's legs, and have the feet flat, as if standing.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GET OFF THE KETO DIET! -- NOW!!

    Pamela Christie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was trying to bring a little levity to another dreary drought forecast: "Here, here and here it'll be bone-dry for eternity."

    Stefan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had nobody to go to work with.

    dotti calhoun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad I'm not a weather person. I'd be taking this to the extreme for every major holiday, wacky US/international days...

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    Funny pic of a dialogue between a witch and a transformed frog enjoying life, highlighting unexpected happiness.

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    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get yourself a lil' hole in a tree with a nice door...start making money 💰

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is in every one of these lists and I still love it

    River wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read this at least 20 times and it never fails to make me laugh.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna meet that witch so i can be a frog and chill on a leaf now

    A. Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schroeder and Lucy’s rubber band. Dare anyone to find/know what I mean!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a drag when you have the power to make someone's life miserable, but when you try to use it for that it just doesn't work. I hope the witch had a wonderful rest of the day, full of smiles, butterflies and sparkly flowers. That'll teach her.

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frogs are sexy - and seemingly happy.

    ThéveNinja (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, there’s a picture that normally goes with this

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    Rwby Couch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know how to say "Happy Hanukkah" in its respective language? Asking for a friend

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with people/family that watched westerns when I was super young, they would blow on their beers, so now I do the same when I open a soda, it was a imprinted unknowingly

    dotti calhoun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the last comments in Thorfin's voice...

    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn doen the volume of my guitar after I play it unplugged.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically where the term "blowing hot and cold comes from". Once a faun saw a man walking through the woods, blowing on his hands. He asked "why are you doing that?" and the man said "because I'm cold". "Well," said the faun, "Why don't you come to my home and I'll give you some nice soup." When the soup was served the man blew on that as well. The faun asked why, and the man said "Because it's hot." "Well then get out!" said the faun. "I cannot trust someone who blows both hot and cold!"

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    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that at Fred Meyer (Kroger). When I was returning my cart a guy said "I'll take it." I said "I left some gas in it for you." His wife looked at him puzzled, but he knew the routine and said "Good man."

    Meredith Smith Ray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say that to everyone who takes my cart as I am leaving the store. The blank looks are funnier than the comeback line.

    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gasoline powered carts at Costco ? Where the hell do you live ?

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    River wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not born under the bees, one of those is not true.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born under the sign of The House of Pancakes..... (what's that mom ?.... conceived ?)

    ghostFluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was not born under The Bees, as i do not have thoughts, emotions, or friends

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there are some people that don't fit into some of those criteria. I mean, some people just can't experience emotions or don't have friends, and what about ambiverts? I'm just saying, "yes, the average person experiences these things, but not EVERYONE does. It's purely an average that some people don't fit into."

    dotti calhoun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works to the death to support queen bee

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    Melissa Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a lady wanting to return a fountain pop after 6 hours because it was watered down.... Crazy ice melting after only 6 hours

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have said "Sure thing Ma'am. Just to warn you, we don't provide removal, transport or reinstallation services for floors, we only steam clean them. We also can't give you a refund if your floors become dirty again while you transport them home and reinstall them."

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then give him some tomatoes!

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda, this is. Tomatoes, yoda likes.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoda is .5 seconds away from a tragic disappointment.

    NeverBoredKoala
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my daughter was 7, we got her a turtle which always huffily turned his little head away from any other food that wasn't his much-loved tomato, which he would devour with the same speed and gusto as you would with your favourite pizza or burger. One day he hurt a claw in the garden so the vet prescribed antibiotic drops, which we were supposed to administer directly in his mouth ("good luck with that", he added, "otherwise you'll have to bring him in every day for an injection"...) Needless to say, it turned out to be literally impossible to get the drops into his mouth, so we (craftily, we thought) put the drops inside half a tomato. Turns out he was onto us, because when he approached the tomato, he stopped right next to it, sniffed the air above it and turned his little head up toward us as if to say "do I look stupid to you ?!" and huffily walked away... So then for the next 10 days it was a daily trip to the vet for his injection...

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister had a huge African spurred tortoise named Otis. No one was allowed to have red or orange painted toenails in her house or he would nip them. Otherwise, he was super chill and friendly.

    Bo'owowo'uh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Yoda the angel? Is Yoda the turtle? Is he both of them? Is he neither of them? Is he something in between?

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    Ramón Doomernik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's out back, this is where the front garden used to be

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What animal would a fireplace be? 🤔

    Jig Jive
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A horse… a pet with a purpose or job

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    Leoninus Fate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, this makes the Pokemon Litwick a bit cuter, despite what it Does... "This Pokémon takes lost children by the hand to guide them to the spirit world/ The younger the life this Pokémon absorbs, the brighter and eerier the flame on its head burns."

    Mike Koog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of my animals don't threaten to devour my entire family if I leave them unattended around my clothes

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    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally ask Roombert if he can be any more stupid.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I talk that way to my wheelchair. It tries to fight me on the bus.

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    Orange Tabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the AI takes over the planet, Roomba's with kind owners like these are gonna stand by our side.

    CaptainFluffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’re always polite and kind to our robot, just in case…

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to get a roomba, because my place is so cluttered, I feel like it would be cruel.

    Maikku
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just are so adorably stupid <3

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better then finding out it ran away and went to the neighbors

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum compliments the dishwasher more than me

    Trisec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one at the office for a while. I taped a Dalek toy to the top of it with a big sign, "EXTERMINATE". Later, it got tangled in some cables in the server room.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kamala Harris is doing a good job protecting us from AI...

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    michael Chock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, where do they go to the bathroom?

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there s a hole in the water!

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cofferdams are real! The pics from late 1800s etc when they built the New York bridges are insane

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erm... Isn't there already a bridge?

    M O'Connell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's common practice when replacing a bridge to build adjacent to the old bridge so there is no interruption of traffic.

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    Christian Dyson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like that seen from spider man into the spider verse Parent "Play Dumb" Kid" I'm a police" Parent "Not that dumb"

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    just a lazy witch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a woman I can confirm it works. But works even better if the cheese is grated on top of spaghetti.

    Juan Something(downvotevictim)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had good results with cheese melted on tortilla chips as well.

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    michael Chock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am doing this. I will let you know how it goes.

    80 Van
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just going to skip over the whole stealing a shoe, filling it with herbs, and hanging it over your bed as a love option thing?

    Miss Revelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes because that won't work, especially when she finds out your stole her shoe.

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    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can also attract women by giving them chips (fries). My colleague and I were eating lunch at a pavement cafe in Malta, when a woman came up and asked if she could have a chip. She came back for another one a bit later. My colleague ate the rest very quickly. Can't think why. LOL

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm here, Where's the cheese?

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this will work on Caro Caro! 😅

    Eva
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes please. Mozzarella preferably

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a cheese platter thanks.

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    KenzieTheLochNess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, that would be one of the easier names to remember from LOTR 🤣🤣

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't remember Bilbo, your mind is not nearly dirty enough.

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    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jon Ron Rolkien Tolkien I call him. XD

    mysterious(all pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His real name is Jonald Ronald Reul Tolkein, I believe.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 this is even better than the south park where they find out Token's name is Tolkien. For some reason this read like an ICP song in my head tho!

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    Joseph Stillman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know that tolkien based the characters of lord of the rings off of mythic images in our collective unconscious, it was a little weird for me when i started to connect with gollum, i think like that all the time, i'll be in line at a restaurant and start thinking, "we gets the ice cream." "dont get it it'll make us fat"

    Triv
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go away and come back never!"

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's never been in a forest and seen all the pigeons. Yes, they really do live in forests too.

    LuLuBelle
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you know the difference between pigeons and mourning doves?

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    Blue Cicada
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rock doves, living on cliff faces, scrounging for food. Humans create stone/brick/cement structures. Humans are messy and sloppy. Rock doves seize the opportunity.

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm picturing pigeons anxiously hopping from one foot to the other muttering "Oh god, I hope they invent statues or cars real soon!"

    Brian Hawley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feral pigeons evolved from Rock Doves that nested on rocky cliffs and outcrops. That’s why they love buildings.

    Robert T
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still think we should call them Townpigeons, like we call the ones that live in the countryside Woodpigeons. :D

    Ailorous2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pigeons used to be domesticated and the reason they are in cities is because they were let loose there

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (young pigeon to mother pigeon).... I dreamt in the future there will be a place with lots of tall things made of stone we can roost on... and shiny metal things that come out of something called a carwash we can poop on....

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no they didn't. pigeons are domesticated. rock doves are wild animals. pigeons that live in cities are not wild they're feral. and like all feral animals they're sick and should be rescued. but we abandoned them :(

    Zelda McLink
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often wonder if bin chickens go out in nature and are just, "WHERE ARE ALL THE BINS??"

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    Srinivasan Somasundaram
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was my first thought when I saw the movie.

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam is/was incredible.

    Sans Serif
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, have one on me as well! Thank you for your service... 8-)

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    Bo'owowo'uh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did we just get 3 Lord of the Rings in a row

    Toasted Applesauce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aragorn son of Arathorn and Boromir heir to the steward of Gondor would like to have a word with this

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't convince me that isn't Danielle Radcliff.

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    Kim Kermes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all need answers to this.

    agender idiot (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *fades into the void where i also lost my cello as a child*

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, I once lost a pipe band. Yes, 20+ bagpipes in full blare. Plus drums. I am still confused.

    Lost Penny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who lost his cello once. He set it on the ground next to his car so he could unlock the back door to put it in the back. After setting it on the ground, he unlocked the car, threw his backpack into the back seat, got into the car, and left. The cello case was brightest-blue, it was afternoon, sunny, with no cloud in sight -- seemingly impossible settings for losing anything, let alone such a big instrument. Some dude found it on the side of the road and brought it to the music department of our university, saying, "Prolly one of y'all left it there!" So yeah, it's possible.

    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than when a symphony string section was drinking during a Beethoven Concert.... It was the bottom of the fifth.. and the Bases were loaded...

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't a Double Bass XD

    KittyGaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW IN THE WORLD. DO YOU LOSE A CELLO.

    Julia Brodin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a cellist I assure you it's very possible and I also don't know how this instrument is fun :')

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    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was convinced for a while that my 4 year-old was in a gang. I would find graffiti on my walls and stickers. My Little Pony was apparently the leader.

    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Real estate Agent) ... This house was lived in by that classic artist Massicotte... who left an early rendition... That is why this house is going for $5 million....

    Trillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of those on the tiles in my shower stall. Scratched in. But since it's obviously art, it stays.

    Annita Stephanou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped my kids from creating wall art by allowing them to create window art. Damn, I should have known better!

    MyMindWanders
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son became obsessed with all the former Presidents when he was about six, and once wrote "KENNEDY" on the wall outside his bedroom door.

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is really sweet actually.

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    Almost sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gullible and believed an adult that told me if you plant the sesame seeds from the tops of buns it will grow a bread tree! 🙄

    BoredPamda
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Nazareth and a Bethlehem in Pennsylvania, both within about a 30 minute drive of where I grew up. I used to think Jesus was born basically right down the road from me.

    Moose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a scientist dealing with the general public, I can empathize with the parents. :)

    Janner Wingfeather
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how people thought spontaneous generation happened before Pasteur.

    You don't need it
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    God is real, that life gets better as you get older, or people don't suck. Pick one.

    Shadow (they/them)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People not sucking. I feel like that would help life get better as one ages.

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    Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind when a ladybug lands on me: MiRaCulOuS SiMply thE bEsT

    xolitaire
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will love ladybugs until a swarm of THOUSANDS of them descends on your neighbourhood in a red and black cloud, crawls over all your belongings and pees on everything. I went through this while on a camping trip. All I had to hide in was a flimsy tent. They were everywhere, it was like Hitchcock's The Birds but worse

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the truth, I've experienced it as well! Cute when just a couple, seriously disturbing in mass!

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    North
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lady bug...Lady bug fly away home...Your house is on fire and your children are alone.... We used to sing this as a chant to Lady bugs if they landed on us or when we found one. It wasn't until I was much older when I realized how messed up and traumatic that song was.

    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " So, being a Ladybug automatically makes me a girl, Is that it, Fly-boy?"

    Brian Hawley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Look at the lovely butterflies! Also me: ughh! Horrible caterpillars have chewed my lettuce crop!

    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bite tho. It doesn't hurt, but they bite.

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those orange ladybugs tho

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Ladybug.. Deep voice).... What's this ma'am c**p ?.. I'm a dude... Can't you tell us apart? We can....

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not important that humans can tell the difference. It's important that ladybugs can.

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    Justapanda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, ladybugs are going extinctbin the US

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    Spleens the cat fan 🇵🇭
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ups/FedEx, slow burn, enemies to lovers, 20k words

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a cold, dark, stormy night, when (owner of FedEx) set out to deliver an important package. They, however, had absolutely no idea that this mere parcel would change their life forever.

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    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Cool Aid man worked for fed-ex...

    Philly Bobcat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes through... the wall, the doors, the windows and maybe even a roof or two!

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    xolitaire
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I locked myself out of my apartment once, randomly called a local locksmith, he helped me into my apartment, nothing special. A WEEK later I locked myself out of my apartment again (the how doesn't matter, ahem). I again chose a random locksmith to call, waited.. and the very same dude appeared, saw me, gave me this long suffering look and sighed: "I thought I recognised the address." Cue embarassment.

    Oerff On Tour
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the first AAA guy also have to wait for at least 2h, like anyone else normally does?

    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been worse if the rider side door was unlocked...

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    Leoninus Fate
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with my short-term memory, unable to say the word right and hope they will understand cause I can't remember how to pronounce the actual word with my messed up mouth and heavy lisp, then listening to them laugh when I step away about my scars and funny way of talking: OW MY FEELINGS

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    agender idiot (he/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please help i should not have laughed so hard at this

    Kati Oliver
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Daughters name is Ashleigh and This CRACKED me UP!!!

    Gidget Girl
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    2 years ago

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    LOL so you're willing to admit you named your daughter something dumb?

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    Cupcake Kitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then wouldn't Ashley be Finalley?

    Ramón Doomernik
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ashtray: finallay I see what you did there

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weight a minarette... what?

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    KittyGaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i finished harry potter: MOREEEEEEE

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this so much... just finished Wings of Fire a few months back and I felt this SO much

    Feathered Dinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me after reading anything by Brandon Sanderson

    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like me when I re-emerge from reading a good novel where everything comes out for the best at the end....

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little dude hit the motherlode, and he knows it.

    CaptainDinosaur
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son once ordered a Wonder Woman branded single-serve coffee maker off Amazon. No idea why.

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW?! How does a child order Uber Eats, and why did the parent give them the password to their phone...?

    Chris (any pronouns)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It said the mom left her phone unlocked, so there wasn’t a passcode needed to open it (since it was always on and open)

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    Lunakadi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one truly made me laugh.

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I knew you'd come back for me." Sounds *mildly* (see what I did there? 😉) threatening.

    dotti calhoun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I laughing so hard at this?

    Joseph Stillman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my question is how the f***k did it get there

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    Stephanie Barr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the scenario where a kidnapping victim is so annoying, they're glad to give him/her back.

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Doctor Strange channeled his inner Karen....

    Natty Tempest
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorcerer supreme with the power of a 3-year-old!

    Catherine Maven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Gandhi EMBARRASSED England out of India ...

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her the Butter mysteriously turned into chocolate and you wanted to return it, but since she didn‘t put it there, oh well: guess it’s yours then 😉

    ArodTheHorrible
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like she made a bedspread... I'll show myself out

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we now know who DIDN'T put butter in your bed!

    DC
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vase? Which vase?"

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She buttered your bed..... think about it... think about it...

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    Peppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have I never realised that librarian would be my ideal job. I’m am so good at shhhhing, the worlds too loud.

    albass94
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistically? Because librarians are supposed to know where all the books are and how to find them, as well as how to research whatever someone needs books to research. Have info on all the news articles that have been archived, ECT. Sorry. I know you were probably joking.

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll find your high salary under Fiction....

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally my dream job. Payed to tell people to shut up, and to use the scan-gun thingy on books? Just to name two things! I wish 📚💛

    Rwby Couch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhhhhh... the books are sleeping. We mustn't wake them

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    80 Van
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then if you eat the second taco over some chips, you can make nachos.

    Amberlie Mikelsen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you severely overstuffed the first taco would you have enough to make nachos from the second one. My take on this one is to just skip the intermediate steps and go straight for the nachos, cuz you can load those bad boys up as much as you want and if you still have toppings leftover you just grab the bag and keep going...

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    Donut Overload
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A YouTuber named unnecessary inventions made a thing like this where you eat a burrito over a chute and it fall into a taco and you can eat it

    ILoveMySon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this is a good idea.

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    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only things hot enough to equate to the heat of the core are... Pizza Rolls!!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait…did you just find out the secret to hot pockets and pizza rolls? I always did tell people it’s molten lava when cooked at the specific time

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    Cindy M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to revisit pastafarianism.

    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A steaming hot, crunchy ravioli

    HelmGrass
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you expecting a hungry alien to come by and try it out??

    Francesca Annoni
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's indeed a Chinese dumpling.. because is round ...the ravioli is for flat-earthers...

    Garth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the ice age it was a Klondike Bar...

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t the inner core solid though. The solid is encased in a liquid which is encased in a semi liquid encased in a solid

    Fat Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also sacks of meat wrapped in skin humans are technically dumplings

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tested this and I could jump at least 5 cm maybe even 10, lol. That's something like half a banana for scale

    Shadow (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm short enough that jumping is the only way I can see the top shelf of my cabinets 🥲

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to jump over a chair leg. Emphasis on tried

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh are you ok Star? Lol

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drive like Mario more often than I jump...

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And gracefully landed on your feet! I did the same one time and I probably looked graceful until I hit the ground and fractured my arm 😃

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    Mike Koog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be a bad example. I jump over lots of things all the time

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I jumped out of a bus this afternoon because it wasn't close enough to the curb.

    Ramón Doomernik
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I jumped recently Part of outdoor fitness But i avoid pools of literal lava Or any abyss with weird birds flying low

    LillieMean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can't think of anything other than how comical the game characters who know how to jump look from the point of view of the npc character, because sometimes the game character moves faster by jumping. Happy frolicking in the meadows.By the way, the answer is yesterday. I jumped yesterday.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's accurate. It came in the form of AOL discs that looked like cds you put into the disc drive on your very large desk top. If you saved enough of them, you'd have like 800 hours of the Internet!

    PowellSkier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when AOL came on 3 1/2 diskettes.

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    Igor914624
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before AOL came on CD, it came on a 3.5 inch floppy disk. I called it the "Floppy of the Month" club.

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    Trillian
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they don't have insurance

    TheGoodBoi
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    Beat me to it. I was going to say insurance wouldn’t cover their injuries.

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    Trash Panda 🦝
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus be a fence! WHAT is that guy growing to attract that literal army of adult slugs?! 😳

    North
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be more concerned if she asks for salt.

    Lavendar rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I hate slugs! They freak me out and they have been coming into my house. Hubby put out bowls of cheap beer and they have been hanging out there instead.

    Scott Rackley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spread diatomaceous earth, slugs won't cross it

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    Otto Katz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick! Grab the salt shaker!

    René Sauer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time we had a caravan on a camping lot in the netherlands. every year when going there after the winter one of the first things to do was to get rid of all the slugs...

    Research Studies
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, perhaps?

    Andreas H
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm, do you rent her service ? my garden needs help.

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    Betsy Ray
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain that get a chicken was your code for prostate exam, but they broke the code.

    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need it for the sacrifice before the meeting

    Ramón Doomernik
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many chickens does he have, manager probably wonders

    SkekVi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what at least coworker was polite about it though. XD

    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me get with the chicken to see

    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, assuming the chicken doesn't mind.

    Peter Liddle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm work calendars are never private.. it is called a "work calendar" for a reason

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    Alexandra Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad I'm not alone in doing this!

    TheGoodBoi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa Alexandra, slow down there, don’t want us thinking you’re crazy. (JK JK 😁)

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here is a semicolon to let you know I'm ADHD; you know I really hate corn...

    Wolf Myst (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me trying to memorise this for future reference*

    Woundwort42
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make a good dating app profile

    slow loris
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Periods sound too cold and calculating, and exclamation marks sound too loud and too exited so I just chose not to punctuation anymore

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    Trash Panda 🦝
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally read that in his voice

    Benita Valdez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's my go to voice for most things; gets a little wierd sometimes

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    Norm Gilmore
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have been at a roundabout and watched a driver cross in front of my van from the wrong direction. Same reason I always look to my right before pulling out when lights turn green because of the numbnuts who speed through the red... (NZers drive on the left)

    Fat Harry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the best English-speaking countries drive on the left. They also speak proper English.

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    Igor914624
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are putting up roundabouts here in Texas where I live. We drive on the right, so all of the roundabouts are counter-clockwise (anti-clockwise for those of you not from the US). I have seen people pull up to the roundabout, come to a complete stop, signal and go clockwise around the roundabout to make a left turn, treating it like the 4 way stop it replaced. And the majority of people here will pull up and stop even though the roundabout is completely empty.

    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, you have to bc of crosswalks.... I feel like putting those in a roundabout is putting ENTIRELY too much faith in the human race!

    You don't need it
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when they put a roundabout at the bottom of a decline in the mountains. When it snowed it was easier to go straight across. It was quite entertaining to watch.

    Wesley Clifford
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair you need to. Look "behind" to see if anyone's coming, look "ahead" because, well, you're driving a car and that's kinda required.

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all need to be like Carter.....He's out saving everyone 15% on their car insurance...

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Private Carter, I didn't see you a camouflage training today!" "Sir, thank you, sir!"

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    Amy
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There must be a tie breaker, can't be exactly even with an odd number of votes :P

    Cindy Hoskey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably 50.08 to 49.91 and they rounded both to 50.

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    Deborah B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are correct, which makes this word very unhelpful.

    Red_panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's every two months. Twice a month is biweekly. Cuz that's how most people get paid.

    Keira Pendragon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the logic of the meaning of the word bi-monthly literally meaning both things, bi-weekly might mean every other week, or twice a week. Logically it makes sense to pick one though and stick to it. Though the XKCD comic about "could care less" vs "couldn't care less" comes to mind here.

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    dotti calhoun
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious, because bimonthly means both!

    Comedy Clumbers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd number of votes, shouldn't there be a decimal of difference in one direction?

    Cesium
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And apparently it's both. How dumb is that?

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use biweekly which usually means every 2 weeks so wouldn't bimonthly be every 2 months?

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    Marley Nachi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    say that to doctors offices. I couldn't email my referal, it had to come by fax *facepalm*

    Jeanie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are tons of websites that allow you to send some faxes for free. Love em!

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know there are services that you can email your document to and they will fax it for you. Also did you know that faxing is the safest way to send private info ? When was the last time you heard that a fax machine got hacked ? So don't slam faxing...

    Sans Serif
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said!! In the US, Staples and the UPS stores are convenient options...

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    albass94
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Dax things all the time at work. Just leaves less paperwork for both parties.

    Andreas H
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany: Doctor offers all kind of safe mail and web services but X-Ray-Center needs fax for report.

    Verena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is, what German tourists in the Netherlands, in need of a prescription from their doctor at home, frequently run into. German doctor will only send fax. Dutch pharmacy is chill with foreign prescription, but threw their fax machine out 15 years ago. No medication, because it is not easy to get an appointment at a Dutch doctor in tourist regions. During holiday season the number of inhabitants raise from 20.000 to 200.000 at the same time (18 million in total within the whole season). Due to European vacation rules, most people stay two to three weeks (of their annual 4 to 6 weeks, and yes, this is fully paid time with extra money). So the doctors cannot cope, tourists need to use an app first for everything not worthy to call 112/999, in their mothertongue, to get into contact with a doctor and depending on that, an appointment or transfer to the hospital.

    Wilf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazes me that America still uses fax machines. I had a job less than a decade ago working in a university and one of my students received money from the US Veterans department. They insisted I could only return signed forms to them by fax. It took a member of my staff a week to get an IT person to scour dusty storerooms to see if they could find an old fax machine somewhere, and a further week to actually get the thing to work!

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    Pink Princess
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therefore, we can conclude, based on these results, that in fact this is a very good way of meeting the word count.

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pah. Amateur. 'Therefore, it is possible to conclude, based upon the current results, that there is a simpler way to enlarge the amount of words used to document this procedure. However, it should be noted that, whilst we have attempted to investigate all options, time constraints mean that there might be some data which improves upon our current methodology and falls outside the remit of this document".

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    Wolf Myst (she/they)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *does the exact opposite because I need less words and not more* ETA: forgot a word :p

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    Looks like an Angel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally have to say out loud to myself "top lock" as I lock the deadbolt then "bottom lock" when I lock the handle, so that I remember that I locked my door. So that when I get out to the car, I don't wonder if I locked the door, because I remember hearing myself say it.

    Christof Irran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we have cameras on our cell phone: so we can photograph ourselves turning off the oven and locking the front door. Sheesh.

    Robert Trebor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten to the corner, and will turn around and go back to see if I closed the gate.

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    Keller Worthen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! You don’t want life’s lemons, what are these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it gave you lemons! Does life know who you are? You’re the person who’s going to burn life’s house down. With the lemons! You’re gonna get engineers to create a combustable lemon to burn houses down!

    B.Nelson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a sticker of Happy Bunny that said, "when life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies."

    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons, throw them at your siblings

    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when life gives you olives..... Make a Martini !

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    Twinbowser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a running joke in Monsters Inc that whenever there’s a photo of Mike, something’s always covering his face, but instead of being disappointed, he’s always excited that there’s a photo of him. So the joke is that the credits of the film that was being watched are covering Mike’s face in the picture for Monsters Inc, but the caption is written as if it’s being said by Mike, who’s just excited to be on Disney plus

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    Persephone
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally on purpose! Nice collection of Disney VHS' btw!

    KittyGaming
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor Mike

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    Garth
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait 'til you enter the workforce... (Manager)... "What are you doing breathing ? You should be working !"

    albass94
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, no homework or exams in real life.

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s been 25+ years and that feeling NEVER LEAVES

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