86 Of The Best Jokes For Kids That We Have Illustrated

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I actually burst out laughing to this one!!

Smartass

Ouch....

It looks kind of like those Charlie and Lola cartoons!

call him anything. he cant hear you

Awww. Poor irrelephant.

Likewise, for Italian speakers.... "Qual'è il tempo più odiato dei pomodori?" ^_-

it is E

What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A stamp

Say that to a ‘hairstylist’ and wait for the answer.... lol

Wow really nice..!

My 8 year old just destroyed this joke. She said, "A watch". uhhhhh......yes, yes you're correct, it is a watch.

this is why people look so sad too..

But the food was out of this world! I'll see myself out

Omg XD

Aww he got his ears back>~<

Good twist on the ol' I Scream joke.

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the hill? He didn’t have the guts

clever

it was so depressing hehehe

So he was a loner boner?

WoW just wow

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer !!!! ****BA DUM TSSSSS****

Dat face. LOL 😂

it's smore than that I imagine

Aren't we all

Yes

'cause he was a registered six offender

Am I the only one who read this as pills?

Id make a bunny joke... But no one would carrot all.. BADDUM TSS

My puns are koala- tea

Making puns huh? toucan play that game

Such a moo point

Lol

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair

In this case, wouldn't it be "where IN earth have you been?" :D

John: No, you aren't a Human!

Baa baa shop. Barber shop. A term used to describe a shop that cuts hair among other things.

Or use COWGEBRA!

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

Dat is truuuuue

or the body 2

Cats could never have bad jokes.

Or dead...But crazy works too.

Here's a joke for you: How do you know there is an elephant under your bed? Because your nose is touching the ceiling.

Why was the computer sneezing? It had a virus

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Horrible and offensive again.

Probably because a it was terrified of the clown!!!!!

If flies had no wings, would they be called walks?

iGlue? Then it must be really expensive... ;-)

Hmmm. I guess I need to look Maldives. As my phone knows what it is when autocorrecting but I don't.

Cows like Cowgebra.