Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.

By all means submit one to us, and if we like it, we’ll illustrate it.

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Angel 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I actually burst out laughing to this one!!

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Hawk 2 years ago

Smartass

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Alia Gail 2 years ago

Ouch....

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SaddleUp 2 years ago

It looks kind of like those Charlie and Lola cartoons!

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Var Vas 2 years ago

call him anything. he cant hear you

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Wanda Queen 2 years ago

Awww. Poor irrelephant.

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Daria B 2 years ago

Likewise, for Italian speakers.... "Qual'è il tempo più odiato dei pomodori?" ^_-

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Emma Magg 2 years ago

What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A stamp

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Tih Nicastro 2 years ago

Say that to a ‘hairstylist’ and wait for the answer.... lol

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Suman Nissi 2 years ago

Wow really nice..!

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Katie Rosario 2 years ago

My 8 year old just destroyed this joke. She said, "A watch". uhhhhh......yes, yes you're correct, it is a watch.

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Bunnies are better!! 2 years ago

this is why people look so sad too..

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Susan Forbes 2 years ago

But the food was out of this world! I'll see myself out

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PyroarRanger 2 years ago

Omg XD

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Cilantro The Fox 2 years ago

Aww he got his ears back>~<

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Echo 2 years ago

Good twist on the ol' I Scream joke.

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Emma Magg 2 years ago

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the hill? He didn’t have the guts

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Lyra Sis 2 years ago

clever

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Nuniek Widiayani 2 years ago

it was so depressing hehehe

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

So he was a loner boner?

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Zoe Nikolakakis 2 years ago

WoW just wow

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer !!!! ****BA DUM TSSSSS****

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ShayLynne Bronson 3 weeks ago

i like that < D

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Shiva Dheva 2 years ago

Dat face. LOL 😂

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Derron Grant Jr. 2 years ago

it's smore than that I imagine

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Misterxpanda 2 years ago

Aren't we all

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Judith Bartz 2 years ago

Yes

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Hamlets twin 2 years ago

'cause he was a registered six offender

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Celina 1 year ago

Am I the only one who read this as pills?

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Dana Zuber 1 year ago

Id make a bunny joke... But no one would carrot all.. BADDUM TSS

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Dana Zuber 1 year ago

My puns are koala- tea

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Dana Zuber 1 year ago

Making puns huh? toucan play that game

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godavari doke 2 years ago

Such a moo point

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Cordelia 2 years ago

Lol

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Emma Magg 2 years ago

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair

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Mad Haberdasheress 1 year ago

In this case, wouldn't it be "where IN earth have you been?" :D

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Viviane Ellingson 1 year ago

John: No, you aren't a Human!

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Echo 2 years ago

Baa baa shop. Barber shop. A term used to describe a shop that cuts hair among other things.

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Sykz 2 years ago

Or use COWGEBRA!

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Venera Krasniqi 2 years ago

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved

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Mistrz Varflock 2 years ago

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

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Viviane Ellingson 1 year ago

Dat is truuuuue

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Aubrey 2 years ago

or the body 2

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Hailey B 1 month ago

No

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Hailey B 1 month ago

Haha very funny

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Celina 1 year ago

Cats could never have bad jokes.

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ShayLynne Bronson 3 weeks ago

Now i want Doritos

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Celina 1 year ago

Or dead...But crazy works too.

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Courtney Newcome 2 years ago

Here's a joke for you: How do you know there is an elephant under your bed? Because your nose is touching the ceiling.

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Emma Magg 2 years ago

Why was the computer sneezing? It had a virus

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Mylah Rose 2 years ago

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Horrible and offensive again.

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

Probably because a it was terrified of the clown!!!!!

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Emma Magg 2 years ago

If flies had no wings, would they be called walks?

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Iva Sušická 2 years ago

iGlue? Then it must be really expensive... ;-)

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Hailey B 1 month ago

Don’t get it

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Echo 2 years ago

Hmmm. I guess I need to look Maldives. As my phone knows what it is when autocorrecting but I don't.

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