Everyone loves jokes, even if they are really corny. So we’ve decided to illustrate the first 1,000 funny/silly/clever short jokes we come across, usually 5 to 10 per day. We’re currently just over 400.

By all means submit one to us, and if we like it, we’ll illustrate it.

More info: amazon.com

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Angel 1 year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG I actually burst out laughing to this one!!

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Hawk 1 year ago

Smartass

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Alia Gail 1 year ago

Ouch....

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SaddleUp 1 year ago

It looks kind of like those Charlie and Lola cartoons!

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Var Vas 1 year ago

call him anything. he cant hear you

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Wanda Queen 1 year ago

Awww. Poor irrelephant.

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Daria B 1 year ago

Likewise, for Italian speakers.... "Qual'è il tempo più odiato dei pomodori?" ^_-

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Emma Magg 1 year ago

What stays in the corner but travels all around the world? A stamp

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Tih Nicastro 1 year ago

Say that to a ‘hairstylist’ and wait for the answer.... lol

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Suman Nissi 1 year ago

Wow really nice..!

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Katie Rosario 1 year ago

My 8 year old just destroyed this joke. She said, "A watch". uhhhhh......yes, yes you're correct, it is a watch.

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Bunnies are better!! 1 year ago

this is why people look so sad too..

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Susan Forbes 1 year ago

But the food was out of this world! I'll see myself out

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PyroarRanger 1 year ago

Omg XD

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Cilantro The Fox 1 year ago

Aww he got his ears back>~<

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Echo 1 year ago

Good twist on the ol' I Scream joke.

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Emma Magg 1 year ago

Why didn’t the skeleton climb the hill? He didn’t have the guts

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Lyra Sis 1 year ago

clever

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Nuniek Widiayani 1 year ago

it was so depressing hehehe

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Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

So he was a loner boner?

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Zoe Nikolakakis 1 year ago

WoW just wow

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no ideer !!!! ****BA DUM TSSSSS****

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Shiva Dheva 1 year ago

Dat face. LOL 😂

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Derron Grant Jr. 1 year ago

it's smore than that I imagine

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Misterxpanda 1 year ago

Aren't we all

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Judith Bartz 1 year ago

Yes

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Hamlets twin 1 year ago

'cause he was a registered six offender

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Celina 1 year ago

Am I the only one who read this as pills?

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Dana Zuber 1 year ago

Id make a bunny joke... But no one would carrot all.. BADDUM TSS

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Dana Zuber 1 year ago

My puns are koala- tea

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Dana Zuber 1 year ago

Making puns huh? toucan play that game

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godavari doke 1 year ago

Such a moo point

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Cordelia 1 year ago

Lol

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Emma Magg 1 year ago

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair

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Mad Haberdasheress 1 year ago

In this case, wouldn't it be "where IN earth have you been?" :D

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Viviane Ellingson 1 year ago

John: No, you aren't a Human!

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Echo 1 year ago

Baa baa shop. Barber shop. A term used to describe a shop that cuts hair among other things.

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Sykz 1 year ago

Or use COWGEBRA!

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Venera Krasniqi 1 year ago

what did the ocean say to the other ocean? nothing they just waved

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Mistrz Varflock 1 year ago

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

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Viviane Ellingson 1 year ago

Dat is truuuuue

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Aubrey 1 year ago

or the body 2

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Celina 1 year ago

Cats could never have bad jokes.

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Celina 1 year ago

Or dead...But crazy works too.

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Courtney Newcome 1 year ago

Here's a joke for you: How do you know there is an elephant under your bed? Because your nose is touching the ceiling.

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Emma Magg 1 year ago

Why was the computer sneezing? It had a virus

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Mylah Rose 1 year ago

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Horrible and offensive again.

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Taryn Wallace 1 year ago

Probably because a it was terrified of the clown!!!!!

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Emma Magg 1 year ago

If flies had no wings, would they be called walks?

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Iva Sušická 1 year ago

iGlue? Then it must be really expensive... ;-)

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Echo 1 year ago

Hmmm. I guess I need to look Maldives. As my phone knows what it is when autocorrecting but I don't.

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Celina 1 year ago

Cows like Cowgebra.

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Polfsky Pol 1 year ago

She must be sweet too.