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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky made this quote famous, and it has transcended the sporting realm.
It’s an inspiring message that encourages people to take action despite the risk of failure. After all, you never know whether or not success is around the corner unless you try.
However, not all the shots you take deserve recognition, especially if you’re trying to push a particular agenda or pull another person down. It’s the kind of attempts featured on this subreddit, where we lifted the photos you’re about to see as you scroll through.
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#1
To Steal A Bike
Miki 4 days ago (edited)
I would called a police. It is possible (but most probably not) this person was an innocent one who bought it from a thief.
Bookworm 3 days ago
That's between the buyer and seller. Not the actual owner.
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UncleJon_TheMadScientist 4 days ago
A customer of mine had her month old suburban stolen. A few weeks later she was in Mexico near the border and spotted her suburban. She still had her keys so she unlocked the door, jumped in nd the ignition key didn't work. It was then she noticed a machine gun and police badge on the seat next to her. She said she dove out of the car and ran. She found out that it now belonged to the police chief and when she notified the state department they said to drop it and just collect the insurance money.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 day ago
Same thing happened with my grandson's cell phone. Tweakers met my daughter to buy it and used their m**h-enhanced lack of common sense to be convinced to hand it to my daughter to check out the condition.
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#2
To Burn A Flag?
BrunoVI 4 days ago
I'm sure you'll be so disappointed to learn that's a satire site.
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Full of Giggles 4 days ago
I’m a liberal farmer in the US. Last year, my MAGA neighbor ruthlessly kept telling me that Trump was going to win and send all my undocumented employees back to Mexico. We don’t hire undocumented immigrants. But guess who did? I laughed my b**t off seeing the ICE vehicles and couple buses leave his property in May. Just to be clear, I laughed at karma, not immigrants being arrested.
Brian Droste 4 days ago
😀😀😀. That is good. I wonder how his insurance feels about this. Since he accidentally burn his house down, would they consider this arson?
#3
To Make Fun Of Bernie's Ideology
Mari 4 days ago (edited)
Mike can't understand this. Mike never had a friend. And no one ever invited him to a birthday party.
Mike F 4 days ago
Well if he wouldn't share the cake it's no fvcking wonder.
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Nova Rook 4 days ago
Our military is socialized defense. Our cops are socialized public security. From each according to their ability (in the form of progressive taxation and availability for the draft) to those according to need (call the cops if you need them).
Jack Smith 1 day ago
Exactly 💯! Rightwing dumbfuqs are always complaining about "socialism" but they don't mind the taxpayer funded: corporate subsidies/bailouts, grotesquely over funded Pentagon, bloated militarized police force etc. They only hate "socialism" when they're buddies aren't getting the money.
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Late 2000s/early 2010s meme culture gave birth to the phrase “epic fail,” a term many would still likely use to describe the miserable attempts featured on this list. If you came of age at that time or are simply familiar with it, the expression was one of the famous put-downs used to highlight someone’s misfire.
#4
To Be A Bigot
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
How gracious of them to respond to such a major asshole as this man is. And it appears he is a "Christian" as well.
Siege Rook 4 days ago
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians - they are not very Christ-like." -Mahatma Gandhi
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SheamusFanFrom1987 4 days ago
Did he follow through with his donation though? Proverbs 12:22 and 19:9 says he's obligated to make the donation -_-"
Rob D 4 days ago
I would say these trumpers don't even pick up their Bible but even sadder still, I grew up in their churches they study it. 🤦🏻♂️
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nicholas nolan 4 days ago
Wow, this one is old enough to have a classic license plate. I bet that dude is still a bigotted a*****e, though.
Full of Giggles 4 days ago
Western Muslims are some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet. I used do advocacy work for a local mosque. I couldn’t walk in the front door without at least 2-3 aunties try to feed me or marry me off to one of their male kin.
Pernille 4 days ago
@Perpheral Visionary. Can you provide a source to the news about the donkey being tortured, because I could only find Facebook sources when I searched in both German and English
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
Sorry Pernille, but Peripheral Visionary is too busy hating lefties and men to respond.
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Another anencephalic, worthless waste of oxygen 'maga' in the US getting lessoned!
#5
To Kidnap A 5 Year Old Girl
UnclePanda 4 days ago
BP changes the titles and repubishes them, which is sleazy. You have to look at the HTML to see the original intent.
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LookASquirrel 4 days ago
I wanted to see more of the story and unfortunately Tamar was convicted of armed robbery 3 years later in 2015. He was paroled in 2019 but I couldn't find anything about him after that so hopefully he's staying out of trouble. But still good on him for what he did!
Barbara Wilcock 4 days ago
Hope his life has turned around. He did an amazing thing to help that child
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#6
To Do Something “Nicely”
Manny 4 days ago
Unfortunately that happens a lot. Companies care more about their shareholders than the employees that make them money in the first place.
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Austzn 4 days ago
I've heard accusations before that the US is cultureless. That's clearly false. Our culture is $$$.
Bill Swallow 4 days ago
That, and 'culture' in the Petri Dish / Mold sense.
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DrBronxx 4 days ago (edited)
I bet fewer and fewer of these questions are appearing on forums - because they're all going to ChatGPT. They'll get an actual strategy on how to do the s****y thing there, instead of people pointing out that they're the f*****g monsters that they are.
Beth Wheeler 4 days ago
Get those FMLA forms filled out people, then you will have federal protection. If you need time off for Dr's appts, treatment etc. relates to the disease you've covered.
Auntriarch 4 days ago
We had a guy part time in control room who knew he wasn't going to live long, but it was all he wanted to do. He wasn't paid, but that was because he would have lost his benefits.
Did I say that out loud? 4 days ago
So what was stopping them from doing it under the table?
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Finding joy in someone else’s misfortunes is what experts refer to as schadenfreude. And according to neuroscientist Dr. Dean Burnett, it is a common emotion resulting from “deeply ingrained processes” in our brain.
In his article for BBC Science, Dr. Burnett explained that it all comes down to social status and how we want others to perceive us. One way to improve that status is to see someone else lower theirs.
#7
To Starve The Wedding Photographer
Rob D 4 days ago
I was going to say being quick to judge, but she was actually treated like s**t for the entirety of her $250, 10-hour shift in a no AC venue, and told to watch over the kids while they ate.
ABC NrTen FCK CENSORISM 1 day ago (edited)
"Am I The A*****e" backstory to this piece in the comment below
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Dave Nalesnik 4 days ago
“Don’t make me hangry… You wouldn’t like me when I’m hangry.“ — Banner Wedding Photography
KatWitch57 4 days ago
Of course they don't expect to feed the photographer, staff shouldn't eat on the bride's time /s
The Other Guest 4 days ago
Gave you an upvote to negate the downvote. Guess they either didn't see the "sarcasm" indicator at the end, or they truly believe that the photographer shouldn't eat.
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Oskar vanZandt 4 days ago
This is why you should have a buffet at your event and plan for a couple of extra mouths to feed...
Ozymandias73 4 days ago
When my friend and I used to DJ weddings, we were always reserved a plate. Sad overlook on the wedding party's part or just rude people. The help is usually overlooked in situations like this in some way or another.
roddy 4 days ago
That should have been sorted when the couple planned how many for food. They likely overlooked him, the dj, the waiters...
Bob Brooce 4 days ago
Or they made deliberate choice to not feed a contract worker that was probably charging several thousand dollars for his services.
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Robin Roper 4 days ago
The host doesn't have to provide the same meal as what the guest are receiving but yes, something should be offered. If I were the photographer, band, DJ, whatever, I'd have this in my contract. Photographers are often working all day; It's only decent to provide foodi
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#8
To Write An Obituary
Blue Bunny of Happiness 4 days ago
I’m an avid collector of dust too, but given the state of the world, I’ll pass on the more life bit, thanks.
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MagicAxolotl (she/eve) 4 days ago
'Retired from living' is certainly an interesting way of saying she died lol
Gianna B D 3 days ago
That's the only way you can say it without BP censoring it.
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#9
To Insult Instagram
BrunoVI 4 days ago
Even so, it says something that Instagram is happy to fulfill whatever perverted appetite he has. I'm a fan of neither, btw.
Load More Replies... L.V 4 days ago
My Instagram is mostly dogs, cats, and generally pets. Also some funny skits, crafting, and people making fun of bigots.
Bill Swallow 4 days ago
"DogeDesigner'". Tell me I can safely disregard your opinions on Anything.
Dragons Exist 4 days ago (edited)
"free speech", if you say "cis" on Twitter the tweet gets its visibility limited
Sam Trudeau 4 days ago
I remember a negative review of a website with the reason being inapproriate ads popping up. The owner reminded him that he gets those ads based on what he searches up. Doesn't explain why I get ads for Pampers diaper sometimes
Natalia 4 days ago
That's not always the case, most adverts I get have nothing to with what I look at
Load More Replies... Hugo 4 days ago
Interesting user name: Unfall = accident, trächtig = pregnant (but used of animals, not humans), Küchenhexe = kitchen witch.
Gul Dukat 4 days ago
yeah, but "unfallträchtig" means sth like "I cause a lot of accidents"
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Dr. Burnett clarified that schadenfreude typically only happens when we see someone “deserve it.” We tend not to enjoy the misfortunes of likable people because of another brain tendency he referred to as the “Just World” bias.
“Our brains have evolved to assume that the world is a fair place, even if the actual evidence for this doesn’t stack up,” Dr. Burnett wrote, adding that our brains also positively respond to perceived fairness, like how they do to raised social status.
#10
To Buy A Pizza From A Real Pizza Place
Mike Crow 4 days ago
There is an old story where a mafia family set up a pizza restaurant as a front but then found they made more money as a restaurant and decided to get out of crime and sell pizza full time.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 days ago
Stick a pin in that one because it would make an awesome premise for a Bob's Burgers spin-off.
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UnclePanda 4 days ago
We had a Chinese restaurant that never smelled like food and they tended to be confused if you tried to order. You would eventually get your meal, but it took about 45 minutes. Because they weren't really a restaurant and ordered take out from a real one.
Remi (He/Him) 4 days ago
Friend of mine said the best noodle place where he used to live was also a triad front, but they also had quite a lot of customers coming through just for their noodles
Billo66 4 days ago (edited)
Same but a hole in the wall in St. Louis. Italian of course. Three of us and 4 guys in suits. Nobody else. The eggplant parmesan gave me food poisoning. I did not complain. The Hill has good food but do your research lol Edit: Oh yeah. St Louis? Sorry but Imos pizza is garbage. I said it, I'll say it again. haha
Ben 4 days ago
People from not around STL will have no clue what you are talking about. Luckily I do. Imos s***s.
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LinkTheHylian 2 days ago
There's an Italian restaurant in my town called 'Casa Nostra'. Very quiet, open only from 8pm and only on certain days. Dodgy.
#11
At Complimenting A Cat
CalamityOne 4 days ago
I dunno, I've known some cats that were total d*cks, but they weren't bigots
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago
Yeah, cats don't hate people because of gender, skin colour or s****l preference - they hate people because they are cats
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Bob Brooce 4 days ago
PSA: Just because you have heterochromia doesn't mean you can't be a bigot.
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 4 days ago
We kind of do. The ear expressions say something along the lines of "there's a weirdo following me".
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WindySwede 4 days ago
Its internet spelling. Like birb, danger noddle, etc.
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#12
To Have Free Speech
LookASquirrel 4 days ago
The way schools are being. controlled by the current administration in the US it would not shock me.
Load More Replies... Did I say that out loud? 4 days ago
We believe in free speech....as long as we agree with what you're saying!
Kabuki Kitsune 4 days ago
It's more a case of "We believe in free speech, but several students thought it'd be funny to put quotes from Mein Kampf up on the last wall we did, and we're not dealing with that kind of a*s hattery again."
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Peter Bear 4 days ago
There's no place for censorship in a free society. So take notes, BP. The irony of you posting this while censoring your own comments section seems to be lost on you.
Jaya 4 days ago
Pro-ana websites that encourage teenage girls with anorexia to lose even more weight? Organisations for pédophiles that give each other advice for how to get away with it? Not all information is harmless.
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I appreciate the humor, but being a staunch believer in free speech doesn't prevent me from generally finding it perfectly reasonable to moderate stuff that you allow people to post on your property. Even if it's a public school it's still reasonable to prohibit some stuff that people would post.
Nikki Sevven 3 days ago
A lot of Americans are unaware that Amendment rights are not absolute, and that Congress can regulate Amendment rights. (Example: If you yell "fire" in a crowded theater, you absolutely will be held accountable in criminal and civil court for deaths, injuries, and property damage. If you try to assert "free speech," the judge will laugh at you.)
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April Pickett 2 days ago
Is there an ICE agent hanging around so that if you say, or write something disrespectful about Trump policies/actions, he can arrest you?
R1MV4Superleggera 3 days ago
Sooo...in the US, if someone wants to say something bad about the 'magas' beloved commie leader, comrade trumpturdsky...don't even bother walking all the way to that room!
Plentyofoomph 4 days ago (edited)
...have you met teenagers? You know that if there were no restrictions it would be full N**i memes and p**n right?
While it may seem sinister, enjoying another person’s failure has its upsides. According to psychologist Dr. Mark Travers, one benefit is that it reminds people that those who violate social justice will receive their comeuppance.
“It’s like a shot of self-esteem, reminding you that you may not be so bad after all, and that others are worse off,” he wrote.
#13
To Drive To A Rally
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
His primary mode of transportation is walking on water, so this threw him a little.
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David Beaulieu 4 days ago
It is always amazing that the American religious right loves the racist, f*****t, morally bankrupt, s*x offender.
Michael Largey 4 days ago
No, not amazing at all. The American religious right is itself racist, f*****t, morally bankrupt, and only thinks "gay" when they hear the words "s*x offender".
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Roni Stone 4 days ago
I'm gonna guess they hit that big concrete/metal pole the guys in neon vests are working around.
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Skywitness 4 days ago
With the Trump posters, we know they haven't made good life choices.........
#14
To Describe
Bob Brooce 4 days ago
In fairness, lots of good writers also use some descriptions that don't mesh well with reality, but that most readers will not realize is a bad description.
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#15
To Build A Bridge To Get Over It
Multa Nocte 4 days ago (edited)
I think those Jewish space lasers did it. They caused the storm, obviously.
Dr. Travers did mention the downsides of schadenfreude, one of which is draining your empathy reserves. And like all things in life, it all comes down to finding a balance.
“In the future, take a moment to pause and ask yourself why you’re feeling schadenfreude. Is it for the secret self-esteem boost? Or is it maybe a bad habit spiraling out of control?”
#16
To Go To The Bathroom
Colleen Glim 4 days ago
Pick one. You’ve got a 50/50 shot at being right. Either way you get to pee. Sounds like a win to me
BrunoVI 4 days ago
OT1H, "Bird" is a slang for woman, the way Americans use "chick." OTOH, if you see a bee, it's probably a worker bee, which are all females.
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Bruce Mardle 4 days ago
I've visited a pub where the toilets were labelled "gulls" and "buoys". (It makes more sense with British pronunciation.)
Crystalwitch60 1 day ago
Depends how u pronounced bouy cos it’s meant to be said boo ey not how it reads lol but being English yes it makes perfect sense when we say it the right way
Load More Replies... Jaya 4 days ago
When you own a bar and wanna make your toilets genderneutral to be inclusive, but you also wanna troll every one 😄
Grumpy old man 4 days ago
They usually have "whatever, just wash your hands"
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Cherubi Batzel 4 days ago
bees have a stinger (something that sticks out of their bottom half) soooo male???
Starbug 4 days ago
Male bees have no stinger, so that makes it even more confusing!
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SnootWaggling Fox 4 days ago
I imagine everyone is confused by this, so just walk in and be prepared to ask "am I in the wrong bathroom?" 🤷
JAZ_P 4 days ago
"Birds" is common English slang for women so if this is in the UK I'd go with that. The term is hateful but exists
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 4 days ago
"Birds" is absolutely not hateful any more than "blokes" is hateful.
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Salma Hernández 1 day ago
My logic says bees= woman because all bees are females. But talking about birds... I dunno wht to say
#17
To Abbreviate Their Business Name
highwaycrossingfrog 4 days ago
Lol reminds me of Tobias' numberplate ANUSTART in Arrested Development
Roni Stone 4 days ago
"SUPCNT"!!!!! At my age, I'm supposed to pretend I don't know what that means. BWWWAAAHHHAAAA. 😂😂😂😂
R1MV4Superleggera 3 days ago
Utterly surprised that BP didn't censored the licence plate of that pickup truck....you know why, ya dirty minded besterds! 😅
Orange Mum 4 days ago
This is almost Australian in its comedic relief, love it. Here in Oz, this is how we greet people we love
#18
To Scam With My Dad’s Profile
Robin Roper 4 days ago
Not all that long ago, I got a text from someone I thought was was a scammer. I responded with an over the top, insane" story. It was crazy! Turned out I knew the person but didn't have her in my contacts. We have laughed out behinds off over this.
The Other Guest 4 days ago
Love the little homage to "Airplane!" in response to "what is that."
#19
To Create A Natural Wonder
BrunoVI 4 days ago
What's worse than the undisclosed effort to keep the waterfall flowing during dry months is the fact that after this was disclosed, tens of thousands of social-media users tumbled over themselves to like social-media comments criticizing the discoverer and praising the resourceful park officials. Thank God we don't have to worry about people desperately seeking social credit. ICYMI, that's sarcasm there.
Bob Brooce 4 days ago
Even natural wonders are subject to seasonal changes, and some waterfalls that can be spectacular at sometimes may have just a trickle at other times, or even dry up completely in the dry season. During the dry season the natural flow, if it exists at all, is augmented from a reservoir.
#20
To Translate
BeesEelsAndPups 4 days ago
It actually says eating on the carpet is prohibited. According to Google translate
Speak easy buttercup 3 days ago
Can confirm! 🤣🤣 My apologies! That was a bad joke!
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David Morgan 4 days ago
Because I'm boring, I assume this originally meant 'no eating food in the carpeted area', due to crumbs etc. I REALLY hope no-one was just casually laying out a picnie on the carpet. 'Sandwich avec fluff' as the French say...
Janissary35680 1 day ago
Your second sentence is exactly what some people do and what the sign is intended to prevent.
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#21
To Spell
Hugo 4 days ago
Is it meant to be parmigiano? In Italian J and W are used only for foreign words.
BeesEelsAndPups 4 days ago
It's a Philadelphia joke. Jawn is a word in Philly slang. It is kind of a filler word, to mean "thing" or 'things", kind of like how you might use "shít". Look at this jawn dude is trying to sell like it's worth something.
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#22
To Bribe A Juror
Dave Nalesnik 4 days ago
When you fail hard at embezzlement, maybe bribery isn’t your thing either
Michael Largey 4 days ago
They've got nothing to lose. It isn't their money after all.
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Michael Largey 4 hours ago
Well, there's those eleven other jurors to be bribed as will. And the prosecutor and judge certainly won't settle for any measly $120k - they're lawyers, after all..
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Michael None 4 days ago (edited)
Wait is that the charity Trump's kids were convicted of stealing from? Or was it the one he was stealing from?
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
That's ALL the charities with which they are involved.
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Billo66 4 days ago
I would never do this, but hypothetically, I would demand more. That's a hell of a risk.
V 4 days ago
If she was honest about it it's probably because she would rather see that money feeding hungry kids.
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To Be Patriotic For D Day Remembrance
Dave Nalesnik 4 days ago
That’s the US Marines. They were so tough that didn’t even need landing craft, they just waded over from England.
Onan Hag All 4 days ago
That's shows how tough the Brit soldiers were, going to swim to France in full kit. :-D
David Morgan 4 days ago
Swimming across? Psh. That's what the Germans would EXPECT them to do. They walked along the sea floor, popped up on the beaches with no warning...
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To Show Diversity
JudyfromAccounts 4 days ago
Brunettes with bleached hair and brunettes with unbleached hair!
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Robin Roper 4 days ago
Look, she has supporters who wear hats; don't wear hats, have facial hair; don't have facial hair; who wear blue, red, black, grey and tan tee shirts; know where the camera is located; and don't know where the camera is located. It takes a village folks.
Michael Largey 4 days ago
They are diverse in at least one way. MTG has supporters with a wide range of IQs - all the way from 40 to 80!
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
I haven't seen as many tighty whiteys since I looked in my husband's underwear drawer.
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David 4 days ago
for those who dont know, Flilipowski is a far leftist who runs Midas Touch, a progressive anti-Trump website. He is mocking her
Cuthbert Bargepole 3 days ago
Filipkowski ran on the Republican ticket for public defender. He was elected president of the Republican Club of South Sarasota County in 2009 and 2010
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To Identify The Motorcycle You Are Posing With
JAZ_P 4 days ago
There is so much going wrong here! The most concerning is the girl dressed for the gym who would become road pizza in the event of a crash. At least she's wearing a helmet to protect her face!
FedUp BambooShoot 4 days ago
I knew a model from San Diego who also raced pro-am 700-850 class. She got in a horrible accident suffering massive burns over a lot of her body, even in her kango suit. Her helmet with a fire curtain saver her face. She's still able to model and worked 15 years at Cirque du Soleil as a trapezeist and dance performer. Let's hope this woman has some talent.
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Andy Frobig 4 days ago
At least if it said Cauisacchi, I could believe it was Italian
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Bob Brooce 4 days ago
How do we know the fail here isn't thinking that a post about some particular product means that you're suggesting that you're using that particular product in the picture?
Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
I'm concerned her waist is so tiny and her b**t is so big. Photoshop?
Load More Replies... Miki 4 days ago
There is a "kawasaki" written on the side, near the bottom.
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To Claim 25,000 People Were In The Crowd
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 4 days ago
He estimates his crowd sizes the same way he estimates his own IQ and the size of his d!ck.
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Gunný Petersen 4 days ago
When he finally will have the desency to die of old age I'm going to partý so hard for the most glorious day of all days!
WindySwede 4 days ago (edited)
"A magnificent huge crowd" G o p, r u m p. More pic on reddit.
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To Put A Mattress Into A Toyota Lexus Sedan
Phoenix Burn 4 days ago
The entirety of human history says yes, yes we are.
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JAZ_P 4 days ago
I think that's the bed frame which is even more ridiculous,, at least a mattress has flexibility. It would still be impossible, but a stupid person might think a mattress may bend,. That thing has wooden slats, only way that's going in is with a circular saw! 😂
SkyBlueandBlack 4 days ago
Box spring. A bed frame is the piece of furniture the box spring and mattress sit on.
Load More Replies... David Morgan 4 days ago
Lexus is a sub-brand of Toyota, so TECHNICALLY, yes. It does sound awkward though. Everyone I know would omit the 'Toyota' part.
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 4 days ago
Wanna bet somebody has already suggested holding it on the roof with bungee cords?
Miss Ann Thrope 4 days ago
Reminds me of the Darwin Award winner who found a mattress on the road, put it on top of their van. To keep it from sliding off, she laid on it. Results as expected.
UnclePanda 4 days ago
The guys who load at CostCo and other big item stores have stories. And stories. And...!
Emilu 4 days ago
I bet they do. Hell, I worked at an electronics store that sold TVs etc back when the largest TV you could get was 60" and largest we sold was around 50". I still have so many stories about people who "definitely can fit the TV in (their) car" who... definitely couldn't fit the TV in their car.
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#28
To Chat With Comically Inept Customer Service
Daisydaisy 4 days ago
Oh god, this is horrendous and I'm sure we can all relate! Let's not allow AI, bluetooth, the internet and all associated nonsense take over the human world!
les 4 days ago
every company seems to use the ai gaebage andd it never works. i've lost entire days trying to get help and if you dont have a smart phone just give up now. customer service is dead
Lyone Fein 4 days ago
Do things by phone as much as possible. It’s the only way to know that you are actually talking with a human being.
Hugo 4 days ago
We already have speech recognition and speech synthesis programs. It's just a matter of time ...
Load More Replies... Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 8 hours ago
That is the way with AI customer service. They don't give any service whatsoever to no customer at all.
Rebecca McManus 1 day ago
And this is what moving support to chat bots does. I was made redundant at the start of the year because the head of IT decided that a helpdesk manager was no longer required because it was all moving to chat bots... apparently this is the way forward for all support teams now. Good luck everyone
#29
To Blame Women For Not Watching The Marvels
Billo66 4 days ago (edited)
Making a consious decision to avoid something that doesn't appeal to you is considered a fail now. Interesting.
Bob Brooce 4 days ago
Failing to realize that saying "[some demographic] failed to support [something]" doesn't indicate a belief that that demographic had some duty is apparently not an uncommon failure.
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Lee Gilliland 4 days ago
Make an all-action, no-emotion movie and then get shocked women aren't interested. Shocked.
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago
Bonus points for insulting the main audience for such movies beforehand and building a reputation of hate against them while keeping on producing such movies
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Nico di anglo-solace 4 days ago
I actually really liked this movie. Sure did I only watch it because of a xmen character yes but the movie wasn't horrid
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago
Same with "Birds of Prey", it were us misogynist men that made it fail by not showing up... After being told that it's not made for us, that the intend is to make us "uncomfortable" and being potrayed as the main villain in the story. And that's not even including the bad writting of the movie itself.
Ellinor she/they/elle 4 days ago
So, this seems to be an unpopular opinion but I loved that movie, it made me laugh a lot in the best way.
Bill Swallow 4 days ago
Oh, come on! How can anyone *not* love a film with the line "Let. The Flerken. EAT you!"
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To Run For Public Office
Sam Trudeau 4 days ago
That's rough. If a candidate gets 12< votes they have to fund their own election
Charlotte Ingle 4 days ago
They fund their own election regardless, if they are not part of a party with a warchest
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#31
To Be A Rebel
Michael Largey 4 days ago
One sign of this type of "real Patriot" is that they hate the vast majority of their fellow citizens and are incapable of understanding the irony of that.
#32
To Score
Doug Moyer 4 days ago
It's possible that they are actually just friends and he expects nothing more. (And it's also possible that he is gay.) Men and women CAN be friends, you know...
Emie N. 4 days ago
People always forget that gay women and gay men exist.
Load More Replies... Oskar vanZandt 4 days ago
She could have been recovering from a bad breakup from a sh1tty ex and her friend decided to give her the kind of date the ex denied her?
Bookworm 3 days ago
She ends with #stillsingletho. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess she's looking to date based on this.
Load More Replies... Bored Seb 4 days ago
so what? she was supposed to have s*x with him because he paid for things?
Ben 4 days ago
Incels would answer that with an answer you probably wouldn't like.
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Lukas (he/him, it/its) 4 days ago
Honestly it's fair to not want to go out with a guy, but this one really does sound like she was leading him on, knowing his feelings, to get the benefits of the "date". Even if that wasn't it, the #stillsingletho was unnecessary and cruel.
Emie N. 4 days ago
How do we know she was "leading him on"? He might be close enough to her to know what she likes.
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Julie Rogers 4 days ago
He actually was the one who told her the date was as friends only when he asked her to go out. Their names are Alex Obar and Daniel Ardelean, and there's an article about it since men online blamed her.
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To Cook Brownies As A High Altitude
Made from scratch brownies following Martha Stewart and snoop dogs bow wow recipe. Forgot I was visiting my sister in the mountains of Colorado.
Dragons Exist 4 days ago
I live in Colorado, I've never seen brownies turn out this bad before
Bookworm 3 days ago
I live in a high altitude also. That's not the cause. OP is just a s****y cook.
Load More Replies... Bob Brooce 4 days ago
Warning: Don't attempt to bake after getting baked from a Snoop Dogg recipe.
BarfyCat 4 days ago
Don't you have to add some extra flour or something when baking at high altitude? It's been a while since I lived in Colorado, so I don't remember.
Load More Replies... Verena 3 days ago
Our construction physics professor explained that boiled eggs need the 100°C, not the jacuzzi. That was in context of concrete settling temperatures and times at different altitudes, and 30 years ago. He was a spirited guy, knowing his topics and loving to teach, his lessons a ton of fun.
#34
To Cheat In Peace
LookASquirrel 4 days ago
I read the comments on Reddit on this and agree that this woman has no idea what is actually going on and could cause serious trouble. I hate flying and had to fly by myself for work and did not want to go. Plus both my dad and husband's dad were sick at the time. I got seated next to a decent looking guy close to my age, 30s, and we made small talk, he was heading to chicago business too and used to work with someone really nice that i did. he was drinking bears and me lots of wine and he helped me not be so nervous. IIRC he was single but it was not flirty. Just 2 people k*****g time and drinking. I told my husband all about him because he was so worried about me because I cried the entire way to the airport. My seatmates home not so great but i wasn't as nervous heading to the airport to go home. She should have minded her business.
Norfolk and good 4 days ago (edited)
I don't condone cheating but unless you have the full facts you should mind your business. Just because he's wearing a wedding ring, doesn't mean he's cheating on his wife. He could be widowed, recently separated, they could have an open marriage, his wife may have no interest in s*x and has given her permission for her husband to get it elsewhere. Even if none of that is true, we don't know the state of his marriage, what sort of person his wife is, or what she's capable of. You could potentially be putting someone's life at risk by doing this.
Doug Moyer 4 days ago
Wow. Did they kiss? Did he suggest the do something together AFTER the flight? I used to travel for my job for 3+ decades. I can get chatty depending on the person next to me (or the alignment of the stars) and I really enjoy talking (as long as the other person does as well) and it is never meant as anything other than that...
Jaya 4 days ago (edited)
Is there actually anything that suggests he's about to cheat? Because talking to someone for the whole flight and having drinks together, is totally okay behavior if you're both on a flight alone and you click well. And hanging out with someone after a flight, is okay too. People are allowed to have/make friends. Some people are very friendly and immediately make a new friend on a flight, maybe this guy is like that too.
#35
To Be A Responsible Company
Lyone Fein 4 days ago
Yes, all apricot pits contain cyanide in them. Why would anyone want to eat them?
FedUp BambooShoot 4 days ago
No cyanide. Amygdalin can be metabolized into cyanide at high enough quantities. Like your hip new celebrity diet that's all dried apricots and almonds with no water.
Load More Replies... Toujin C'Thlu 4 days ago
Probably being marketed as the next 'superfood' by some self-proclaimed health expert
#36
To Manage Cables
Bruce Mardle 4 days ago
"As Man had succumbed to the Martians, so our land now succumbed to the Red Weed... covering field and ditch and tree and hedgerow with living scarlet feelers, crawling, crawling!". 🙂
Caffeinated Ape 4 days ago
The Red Weed was the first place my mind went, too!
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Janissary35680 1 day ago
Has the "Add Picture" feature been restored to BP?
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#37
To Open A Gay Club In A Muslim Country
Chonky Panda 4 days ago
This isn't even remotely funny and should not be included in this list imo
Roni Stone 4 days ago
Many forget that even in the U.S., homochromia was considered a mental illness until late in the 20th century.
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago
It was illegal here in Germany till the 70`s I think? Point is that there are nations and a certain ideology present today that go as far as executing homosexuals just for being ones
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KatWitch57 4 days ago
Slightly off topic but; why are most Pride flags one colour short of a complete rainbow?
Auntriarch 4 days ago
Because they are more realistic. Nobody looks at a rainbow and sees indigo
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UncleJon_TheMadScientist 4 days ago
Does this "mental hospital " still preform lobotomies? Only asking since many Muslim countries this would get a death sentence
#38
At First Class Privacy
Did I say that out loud? 4 days ago
Ryanair? Not unless you're willing to pay for it!
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#39
To Seperate Church And State
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
When I was younger and lived in the US, I thought there was this thing in the US Constitution about the separation of church and state. However, it's possible I am remembering that incorrectly . . . .
Cloud Ryn 4 days ago
Yep is in our constitution but trump is dumber then a stone so we get c**p like this
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FedUp BambooShoot 4 days ago
I read that one while I was prison. Terrible read, very violent, very sad, lots of incest. No wonder the bible belt is the way it is.
Remi (He/Him) 4 days ago
Shouldn't they ban bible from schools altogether? it's got mass m****r, incest, ràpe and all kinds of stuff they're claiming when banning other books
Becca not Becky 4 days ago
Utah tried that and it didnt work. very comical case
Load More Replies... Chich the witch 4 days ago
Fine with this as long as they teach *all* the bible. That is how you make atheists.
Bob Brooce 4 days ago
You know, maybe not teaching the bible *is* the reason for some of the problems in the US. The problem of right wing "christians" not actually knowing what the bible says, for instance.
Load More Replies... Doug Moyer 4 days ago
Someone needs to teach the bible to stay out of my business...
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Austzn 4 days ago (edited)
There is (slight) hope in Oklahoma now because the little t**t Ryan Walters who was spearheading this stuff finally got her dream job as a lobbyist for a PAC and quit office.
Rob D 4 days ago
Cool I love hearing about conservatives that move on for even more money. 🤦🏻♂️
Load More Replies... Siege Rook 4 days ago
Then they must also be required to teach Islam, FSM, Satanism, Judaism, Buddhism, Atheism, etc. There is no national religion, never has been, never should be, and state-sponsored religion is equally a constitutional violation.
Sam Trudeau 4 days ago
In Canada there's religion classes in Catholic schools, and World Religions, which teaches about other religions
Laserleader 4 days ago (edited)
World religion is allowed in public schools, but its an information class. A "bible" class only teaches Bible and claims learning other religions is allowing the devil to tempt you with forbidden knowledge. LIke how you realize all religions are mass insanity when you discover they all claim random things are true. And yes, it led me to give up the mass insanity when I advanced my learning and discovered science and reality.
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To Compare President To Jesus
Gul Dukat 4 days ago
that posting is by the same guy complaining about "sexualized minors" in his Insta feed above (the entry is called "To Insult Instagram")
Apatheist Account2 4 days ago
Pontius Pilate is alleged to have said he found no fault in this man. It's all made up of course, so you can't believe any of it.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 4 days ago
Trump would lie about the crowd size at his crucifixion.
Load More Replies... FreeTheUnicorn 4 days ago
But the Bible, the only source with any hints of what the charges may have been, he was charged for claiming he was the Messiah, and if you believe the Bible, he is. So he was guilty. Tha problem was the blasphemy laws.
Rinso The Red 4 days ago
"Messiah" had a very specific meaning at the time. The "anointed one" was historically made the king of the Jews. So when Jesus said he was, that's sedition against the Roman empire.
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To Have A Rewards Program
#42
To Make An American Flag Cake. (Candy Bar To Prove The Photo Wasn't Flipped)
Charles McChristy 4 days ago
This is the way our military wear the flag. The horizontal flip is perfectly fine.
Michael Largey 4 days ago
A flag has two sides, and this is what the US flag looks like when viewing one of them.
Rinso The Red 4 days ago
Pretty sure this is how it's displayed on military patches. The idea being that this is what the flag looks like when you are charging into battle, it streams out behind you
Load More Replies... Bill Swallow 4 days ago
Well, cakes and berries are not known for being particularly high-resolution, so...
Load More Replies... Doug Moyer 4 days ago
If the flag is on a vehicle or something that will be in motion, this is absolutely correct if it is on the passenger/starboard side. The flag should always be "flowing away" from the flagpole.
Doug Moyer 4 days ago
That said, convention says for everything else, it should be the other way....
Load More Replies... Dan St John 9 hours ago
I made mine upside down, because our democracy is under attack by a f*****t moron and his dupes.
Zombie Andrew 12 hours ago
although not "pleasing to the eye" this is actually the CORRECT way round according the flag code
#43
To Play The Victim
Laserleader 4 days ago (edited)
If she had ben honest... my good friend dated a chick who discovered her recent ex was the father of her baby, but my friend loved her and the baby became HIS daughter, eight years later he would kiII for that little girl. Honesty goes a long way in true love.
George Costanza 4 days ago
Sooo...the kids weren't his, right? I get it s***s for the kids. But sounds more like she's an awful person that tricked him into raising kids from some affair partner. She's the worse person here.
Julie Rogers 4 days ago
This one is fake. There are versions without her handle blurred out, and searching for it shows that account has never existed in Twitter. People have documented where they searched for her. Someone made this up to get people angry at a fake woman.
Fire Singer 4 days ago
That's what I was wondering. She mentions a "shocking DNA test" but doesn't really explain if it confirmed he was the dad or if it didn't. I'm confused on this one.
Load More Replies... Emie N. 4 days ago
Even if this post WAS true, its pretty messed up that he would immediately abandon children he would have already formed a bond with.
Dragons Exist 4 days ago
How do you know he already formed a bond with them? It doesn't say how old the kids were
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#44
To Pick An Anniversary Gift For My Girlfriend From Hallmark
Helena 4 days ago
I think there might be a generation gap here or something. I know my mother referred to all of her female friends as her girlfriends. There was zero romantic intent there.
Bookworm 3 days ago
You got it. It's meant for women to give to their platonic friends. i.e the sisters they chose. Coming from a romantic partner changes it into incest territory.
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Bob Brooce 4 days ago
Vice is nice, but incest is best. A game the whole family can play. (Interesting that incest wasn't censored.)
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April Pickett 2 days ago
You are really dumb. If this is your idea of what your girlfriend would like, get your sister, or mother, to pick something out for you to give her. How did you get a girlfriend anyway?
#45
To Clarify A Misunderstanding
Norfolk and good 4 days ago
This guy is obsessed with fathering as many children as possible. He has potentially fathered 600 children just in the Netherlands. The Netherlands is a small country, so there's a genuine concern that some of these children may grow up and end up unknowingly being in a relationship with a half sibling.
George Costanza 4 days ago
Just giving away your genetic material is not "fathering". Fathering is parenting - being there for the kids, living with them, raising them. This guy is just a narcissistic duchebag.
Rob Stevens 4 days ago
Welp, you don't run across a valid reason for forced castration every day, now do you???
Eggwodd 4 days ago
This was an interesting documentary, worth watching - super creep factor that guy
Bruce Mardle 4 days ago
That's nothing. Decades ago I saw a story about "the father of 1997" 🙂
Robin Roper 4 days ago
I believe eugenics is a blight on US's history. I'm also beginning to think men get to "make" two children. Once those two are born, mandatory vasectomy.
Laserleader 4 days ago
It is true there is a eugenics mentality with pre-born DNA testing for genetic "disease". My friend and a doctor tell her the fetus had Downs syndrome and she should abort. She did not, and has a beautiful and fun daughter that just turned 6.
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Meowzers! 1 day ago (edited)
A sp*rm donor who unknowingly harboured a genetic mutation that dramatically raises the risk of cancer has fathered at least 197 children across Europe, a major investigation has revealed. Some children have already died and only a minority who inherit the mutation will escape cancer in their lifetimes. He is healthy and passed the donor screening checks. However, the DNA in some of his cells mutated before he was born. It damaged the TP53 gene – which has the crucial role of preventing the body's cells turning cancerous. Most of the donor's body does not contain the dangerous form of TP53, but up to 20% of his spe*m do. However, any children made from affected sp*rm will have the mutation in every cell of their body. This is known as Li Fraumeni syndrome and comes with an up to 90% chance of developing cancer, particularly during childhood as well as breast cancer later in life.
Meowzers! 1 day ago (edited)
Doctors who were seeing children with cancer linked to spe*m donation raised concerns at the European Society of Human Genetics this year. They reported they had found 23 with the variant out of 67 children known at the time. Ten had already been diagnosed with cancer. Through Freedom of Information requests and interviews with doctors and patients we can reveal substantially more children were born to the donor. The figure is at least 197 children, but that may not be the final number as data has not been obtained from all countries. It is also unknown how many of these children inherited the dangerous variant.Dr Edwige Kasper, a cancer geneticist at Rouen University Hospital, in France, who presented the initial data, told the investigation: "We have many children that have already developed a cancer. "We have some children that have developed already two different cancers and some of them have already died at a very early.
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#46
To Be Democratic
Siege Rook 4 days ago (edited)
No. The Federal Constitution is de facto the law of the land, and any laws which conflict with it are immediately null and void. Kansas SupCo can also claim their constitution doesn't include a right to free speech, or the right to keep and bear arms, but the FEDERAL Constitution does, and it is controlling in ALL cases. State constitutions can echo, and even expand federal rights, if they so choose, but not restrict, minimize or eliminate them through the simple fact of omission.
Load More Replies... Doug Moyer 4 days ago
State rights must be upheld religiously. Unless they are blue states. Then the federal government must set the rules.
Bec 1 day ago
Or if you are a Red state that fails to do what they want, see threats against Indiana legislators for not gerrymandering our map.
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Colleen Glim 4 days ago
The US is a collection of fiefdoms pretending to be a country with a maniac supposedly leading them
Bill Swallow 4 days ago
Oh, he's leading the country, all right. Straight into h3ll.
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Jaya 4 days ago
Can someone explain? I don't understand enough about American politics to understand exactly what's going on and why.
Kenneth Smith 4 days ago
Honestly, enjoy your ignorance. This is a door you don't want to open.
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To Break Into The Washing Machine At My Apartment Complex
UnclePanda 4 days ago
Most locks are made of brass because it self-lubricates and doesn't corrode easily. I had to open a dozen locked filing cabinets to ensure there were no student records in them prior to disposal. Based on that experience, the drill bit needs to be about twice as wide.
Scott Rackley 4 days ago
It also wouldn't hurt if it was carbide or cobalt HSS, not TiAN coated
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To Be A Team
Multa Nocte 4 days ago
Together We Can Ahieve Mre - a slogan we can all get behind. I mean a slogan we can all gt bhind.
Fraxinus excelsior 4 days ago
I'm curious as to what the possible needs of a brother in law and the IRA could be?
#49
By The New York Times To Be A Semi-Respectable Publication… Instead It’s Publishing Lies As Opinion Pieces
Julie Rogers 4 days ago
He does vote. That's what the documents show: his headlines saying he doesn't and the records showing he does.
Load More Replies... Mark Karol-Chik 4 days ago
Pretty sure this simp yells and screams when his cuntservative candidate of choice loses
Charlotte Ingle 4 days ago
My opinion is the chocolate tastes excellent. How is that a lie?
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To Be The Last Arabic Style Mosque In China
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago (edited)
China isn't very keen about muslims or black people, infact they're commiting a genocide against the uyghur population in Xinjiang
Siege Rook 4 days ago
The grim part is this is not “random Chinese people being mean” but a deliberate CCP policy of Han first nationalism - bulldozing Arabic style mosques, scrubbing public Islam, and running mass “re education” in Xinjiang that checks a lot of boxes for cultural genocide. The CCP is institutionally deeply racist, and promotes that racism throughout its culture.
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To Maintain Composure
#52
To Speak Under A Democracy
David 4 days ago
This was misleading, they were not yanked from the classroom or sent to jail for being against the war. a few teachers who expressed support for Hamas were removed and sent to Jail as it is illegal to show support for a terrorist org in the country. BTW showing support for far-right groups like Kach has landed teachers in jail too.. This headline is misleading and false
Space Invader 3 days ago
How precisely did they "express support for hamas"? Such a vague description is potentially just as misleading.
Load More Replies... Karl 4 days ago
Right wing is right wing whichever country you’re in. Guard against fascism and learn from history. Dark forces are at work and fascists are human garbage. Take out the trash.
Anony Mouse 4 days ago
This post is a mess. There is no central theme, just a mish mash of unrelated pictures. It’s offensive when you try to apply it to some dumb title.
Toothless Feline 1 day ago
These were all originally posted to the subreddit r/therewasanattempt. That’s what they all have in common. Nothing else.
Load More Replies... Doug Moyer 4 days ago
Anyone that criticizes the government should be put in jail. That is starting to sound familiar around these parts...
Ilan Elron 1 day ago
any who upvoted this - why do you insist on being a credulous meme parrot?
shg stewart 3 days ago
I don't know what The Forward is smoking, but this didn't happen. There have literally been thousands of people protesting in Tel Aviv and other cities for months.
Sam Trudeau 4 days ago
They've now started betraying their own religion and trying to draft Orthodox Jews into sevice (as in, Jews that are supposed to be pacifists and have been excempt from service since Israel's reformation in 1948)
David 4 days ago
There has never ever been a draft exemption for Orthodox Jews, there is a exemption for Theological students, which a huge part (but not all) of the Haredi sector use as a way out of Army service (but many have served, including 3 of their 7 MK's). It has nothing to do with pacifism, it has to do with issues regarding religious accommodations in the IDF why so many take advantage of this. BTW Religious Zionists who near universally serve are also Orthodox Jews. Its a complex issue that actually dates back to 1952 when leading Haredi rabbis felt that men serving alongside women was prohibited by Jewish law, and other issues. But in 1948 thousands of Haredim served and you can even see the pictures. It is a complex issue with many facets, many factions in the Haredi world today, etc.
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To Stop Making Star Wars Videos
highwaycrossingfrog 4 days ago (edited)
I think there was an attempt to make a comprehensible graphic
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago (edited)
He earns revenue from giving his opinion on bad movies/shows, why should he give up on a content gold mine?
#54
To Make It Illegal To Collect Rainwater
Lyone Fein 4 days ago
So, I just did some research on this because it sounds so horrific. It turns out that all the same restrictions apply equally to all Israelis and Palestinians. These restrictions are part of the Oslo peace agreement, so the Palestinian government agreed to the program. Individuals, whether Palestinian or Israeli, *are* permitted to collect rainwater in buckets on their own property. However, the construction of rainwater collection apparatuses (more complex than buckets) requires a permit *for anyone*. This is because large scale water collection disrupts local agriculture, both in the Palestinian Territories and in Israel.
Did I say that out loud? 4 days ago
Absolutely fascinating, and, thank you for looking further into this. But, will it be enforced equally?
Load More Replies... shg stewart 3 days ago
Once again, the UN publishes something that only tells a tiny piece of the story in order to make Israel look bad. I've actually been there twice, and it's not anything like what pro-Palestinian propaganda would have you believe. Also: Judea and Samaria are not "occupied" by Israel. They were never part of another country prior to being occupied by Jordan in 1948, at which point the Jordanians ethnically cleansed every Jew from the area. Israel captured the territory in a defensive war in 1967, and therefore is permitted to hold it. The areas that are under Palestinian Authority control are autonomous.
Siege Rook 3 days ago
Try reading Article 7 of the Hamas charter, where it explicitly states the goal is Hebrew genocide, and Article 13, says there is no solution to the "Palestinian problem except jihad and explicitly rejects peace talks and conferences as a “waste of time.” Then, go read the interview that Dutch newspaper Truow did with Zuheir Mohsen, one of the founders of the PLO (which later morphed into Hamas) where he directly admits that "Palestinian" is a completely and utterly fabricated ethnicity and nationality, created for the express purposes of justifying a Fatwa against Israel. THEN go read about the history of the region, from the Ottoman Empire through the British Mandate, and the Arab-Israeli wars. Come back to us when you have a clue what you're talking about.
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To Apologize For Committing Crimes Against Humanity
shg stewart 3 days ago
Mehdi Hasan is a Hamas symp who thinks Jews don't have a right to exist in the birthplace of Judaism, so consider that about anything he says or puts a spin on.
David 4 days ago
Mistakes happen in wars, that is what happens, and if you dont want a war, dont invade your neighbor, m****r 1200 of their people, kidnap 200 more. Also dont use fighters are young as 14 and use human shields and use hospitals and schools as military facilities.
Talis 1 day ago (edited)
It's not a war, it's genocide. And that's exactly what the Hamas wanted to achieve with their terror attack on innocent people. They don't care about the Palestinian people (suppressing/torturing/kil.ling them themselves), and they knew that Netanyahu and his guys also don't care about them. So he doesn't mind kil.ling tens of thousands of them just to stay out of jail. And from the ashes of this nightmare with all the loss and desperation, a Hamas 2.0 will emerge, even more radical than the creation of the "original". A catastrophe for all peace-loving people (regardless whether they are Israel or Palestinian), and a huge victory for all the extremists (again, regardless...), as the conflict certainly won't come to an end in the next 20-30 years. But hey! "Mistakes were made... Oopsie daisy!!" 🤮
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To Stay Secret
Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
How is defacing stuff supposed to draw support for a cause? All it does is p**s everyone off and make them pretty sure your cause is supported by a bunch of selfish pricks.
#57
At Leaving A Review For A Dr.’s Office
Bill Swallow 4 days ago
Illiteracy and poor education are not necessarily synonymous with stupidity.
#58
By An Israeli Youtuber And His Family To Lie About A Vietnamese Cafe Being Antisemitic
Billo66 4 days ago
I really need to read more about this. Im in the US, we don't exactly get impartial news thanks to the wealthy owning the media. But we have been led to believe Hamas started it. I guess what I'm getting now is Israel is using excessive force because of this. All as an excuse to perpetrate a genocide? Is that close? I'm sorry for my ignorance. I really do want to learn unbiased truth.
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago (edited)
The whole situation reaches way back to WW2 - But for the recent war: The Hamas attacked Israel, k****d 1.200 people including elders, women, children and babies and took 250 hostages. That's what triggered the military response to eliminate any military capability of the Gaza strip. The reason why many palestine civilians became victims is that the Hamas build their bases in/under schools, hospitals, UN offices, etc. and uses the people in Gaza as living shield. Main goal of that strategy is to portray Israel as genocidal aggressor (which sadly worked largely)
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shg stewart 3 days ago
How is this *not* antisemitic? Whoever wrote this listicle really hates Israel and should probably see someone about that, because Israel is living rent-free in your head and what's even worse, the Israel between your ears isn't the Israel that exists in the real world. (By the way, if all Israelis are "child killers" because of what the IDF has done, then all Palestinians `are baby-stranglers and mass rapists because of what Hamas has done. See how that works?)
Bartlet for world domination 3 days ago
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Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago (edited)
Not vagrants and thieves and child killers.... I guess somebody didn't hear the news, especially about the baby that was put into an oven to be baked alive during the attacks. But sure, ignorance is bliss
Rebecca O’Donnell 4 days ago
The Hamas are repulsive, repugnant, arrogant, ignorant poor excuses for human beings. They should be held accountable for their atrocities. My problems are the stopping of the humanitarian aid to the Gaza refugees, the bombing of the volunteer cooks of the World Kitchen, the devastation wrought upon the civilians as if to punish them, etc. Nobody wins in war but the civilians seem to pay an exorbitant price.
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To Follow The Train
TotallyNOTAFox 4 days ago (edited)
Gamer meme - It's a famous mission from GTA San Andreas and one of the NPCs (The guy looks like him) yells at you if you fail it
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#60
To Condemn Hummus
#61
At Journalism
#63
To Threaten Spain
Lyone Fein 4 days ago
This is not a threat to attack. It’s a threat to take political or economic action.
Ilan Elron 1 day ago (edited)
CRETINOUS SANCHEZ SPOKE ABOUT AN ATOM B**B AGAINST ISRAEL it's only befitting to let his nation know what to expect if he harms the Jewish tribe
Pinkie2014 3 days ago
What does “harm” mean? How do you know it is political or economic action?
#64
To Have Democratic Elections Without Foreign Interference
Michael Largey 4 days ago
I would prefer a pro-US nominee, but it's the Republican Party and it's Texas.
PirellisMiracleElixer 1 day ago
AIPAC gives money to candidates in both parties. They are pro-Israel at any cost.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 4 days ago
Well, that was a 'bait & switch' if ever I saw one. Pretend to be funny, slip in 80% political diatribes.
Mauricio Benedek Moas 4 days ago
What the f*** happened in this article?? Was it written by Iran?
Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
All the Hamas stuff was weird. Just thrown into what was a pretty decent listicle. And very clearly supporting one strong point of view. Strange. Again I have to wonder who's really behind Bored Panda.
Zig Zag Wanderer 4 days ago
Well, that was a 'bait & switch' if ever I saw one. Pretend to be funny, slip in 80% political diatribes.
Mauricio Benedek Moas 4 days ago
What the f*** happened in this article?? Was it written by Iran?
Tyranamar Seuss 2 days ago
All the Hamas stuff was weird. Just thrown into what was a pretty decent listicle. And very clearly supporting one strong point of view. Strange. Again I have to wonder who's really behind Bored Panda.
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