I had to get hardware installed in my leg for a nasty bone break at an overseas base. A few days later, my buddy and I were having lunch on base. A group of women came in and sat down at the table next to us and we struck up a conversation.

One of them asked what I had gotten done. (I was in a huge cast and on crutches.)

I tell her the procedure. She gets a funny look on her face and asked when it was done.

I tell her the date.

She immediately starts laughing and tells her friends, "This is the guy!"

Now they're all howling with laughter.

It took a while to tell the story because they're in tears from laughing.

Apparently, when I was coming out of sedation, I grabbed a Corpsman's a*s and hung on for dear life. (The woman I was I was currently talking to at the restaurant.)

I just wanted to crawl into a hole when I heard the story.

TL;DR- Grabbed a girl's a*s in the OR, got named 'a**man' by the staff, and became the talk of the hospital for a while.

Edit- My top comment is how I perved on some poor woman when I was out of my gourd on d***s.

Wonderful.