From Relatable To Absurd: 30 Witty One-Panel Comics By This New Yorker Cartoonist

And if you don't have a doggie, just invent one for the excuse :)

Happy Endings only? Don't read The Bible.

Would be a better GOP Presidential nominee than the current one

The over 50 value pack contains an IV line and a drip bag.

There are just too many people here.

She auditioning for 'The Jersey Shore' reboot.

Golly Gosh!

Free sample at each stall = lunch

"No, but there is Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Hot Flashes".

Lol. In Australia, there's pretty well ALWAYS a spider someone in every house.

Sometimes, Celestial Seasonings Sleepytime just doesn't cut it.

"But Jesus, we drank all that wine".

cries for help shouldn't be dangerous.

Ronald had it coming.

Sounds like a trip to Costco.

How all the other dinosaurs REALLY died.

That’s pretty burnt out

Me too

Is it me or does the cauldron look like it has very long nįpples?

I think the cat should be tied at number one, and the human kicked of the podium.

Oh, the horror!

"We're sinking, we're sinking," radios the sinking ship. "Oh, vat are you sinking about?" replied the German coаstal guard.

Absolutely.

Face Time

Tampa Bay Buccaneers' training camp.

Ridin' with Poseidon.

then…splat

You need that when there are kids in the house.

The car equivalent of the Ship of Theseus

A nose print will work as well.

"But, but, but, it's our traditional culture!"

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THIS!

The struggle is real.

Time to switch careers

All the Kings horses and all the Kings men.... had scrambled egg for breakfast.

Especially the ones with the alligator teeth around the brim.

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🎶 When somebody sneezed 🎶

Scarecrow has hay fever?

Money laundering.

Losers weepers!

Kidnappers are better than some parents

My acting is a breeze

But, some people go TO the snow for vacation.

Or she could go to a trade school and start making money right away after completion.

OMG, my MIL did that to me when I was nursing my son. Just “popped by” because she had to go to the bathroom while she was out and about. 😑

This doesn't seem unreasonable

When time traveling, maybe go further ahead?

Way to beat your own drum, guy.

also known as the Virginia quail or bobwhite quail

Handles like carp? camp? coop? BP?