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Ever found yourself stuck in a never-ending cycle of scrolling through social media, looking for a well-needed distraction, only to realize that you haven't even cracked a smile? Yeah, we've been there. The web is jam-packed with content, but not all of it gets a chuckle out of us, right?

So, what's this list of jokes for teens all about? Simple. It's for those moments when you just want to have a good laugh. No life lessons here, no preaching — just straight-up humor.

Maybe you're cramming for an exam and need a mental break. Perhaps you're hanging out at a friend's house and need something during those moments of comfortable silence. Or, hey, maybe you're an adult tasked with entertaining a group of teens, and you don't want to bomb. No worries, we've got you covered with funny jokes for teens that are just the right amount of hilarious.

We've got jokes that are short, sweet, and right to the point, covering all the angles of teenage life. So go ahead, take a look, and upvote the best jokes so that your comrades won't have to scroll aaaaaaalllll the way down. Regardless of your reason for being here, this list is your ultimate go-to for all things funny!

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Jokes for teens about Google How do you know when you’re desperate for an answer? You look at the second page of Google search results.

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    What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.

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    #3

    What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know, and I don’t care.

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    Dr.Bright
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This helped me cheat my math homework somehow. its one of those complete problems then get letters for the final answer... So thank you BoredPanda!

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    What Are Jokes for Teens?

    Jokes for teens are humor pieces specifically curated to resonate with the teenage demographic. Unlike jokes aimed at kids or adults, teen jokes often touch on aspects of adolescent life like school pressures (yes, even school jokes might get a chuckle), social dynamics, and that ever-confusing journey of growing up.

    In today's digitally connected world, many teen jokes also draw inspiration from the same sphere as social media jokes, capturing the essence of online interactions and trends.

    This isn't just another list you'll scroll past, though. We've handpicked these good jokes for teens to offer a comedic take on experiences that teens can relate to, making it the go-to collection for anyone looking to share a laugh.

    #4

    Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they’re extinct.

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    #5

    Jokes for teens about baseball I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.

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    #6

    What do you call hiking U.S. college students? The walking debt.

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    What Types of Jokes Do Teenagers Typically Enjoy?

    Gen Zs, specifically teenagers, have a unique and evolving sense of humor that sets them apart. 


    Dark humor, irony, and memes rule the day. The platforms they frequent, like TikTok and Twitter, offer a mix of light-hearted jokes and those that touch on serious topics like mental health and significant world events. Some jokes take a jab at the sheer randomness of life, wrapped up in layers of irony that only the initiated can unpack. Essentially, teens use humor as a coping mechanism and a way to connect.


    But don't be fooled. They also dig the classics — dad jokes, puns, knock-knock jokes for teens — but always with a twist that resonates with their unique worldview. So, if you’re trying to make a teen laugh, be prepared to hit them with something as unpredictable as their ever-changing lingo.

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    #7

    Are you free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive. Sorry.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm free tomorrow but you get what you pay for...

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    #8

    Why did God supposedly make men before He made women? Because everyone needs a rough draft.

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    Joshc
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because He didn't want advice on how to do it

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    Which Topics Should You Avoid When Making Funny Jokes for Teens?

    Navigating teen humor can be like walking on a tightrope. While edgy jokes might get some laughs, certain topics are best avoided to ensure you're not crossing any boundaries. Sensitivity to social issues, cultural differences, and personal experiences is paramount. Steer clear of jokes that touch on race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, or any form of discrimination or harassment. Mental health is another area where caution is advised. 

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    Though some teens make jokes about these subjects as a coping mechanism, it's a thin line that shouldn't be crossed lightly — especially if the joke comes from an adult who may not fully grasp what such sensitive topics mean for teenagers.

    Ultimately, the goal is to find the sweet spot between edgy humor and respect for a wide array of viewpoints and life experiences. So, if you're aiming to entertain without offending, be mindful of the topics you choose.

    #9

    Why was the Maths book sad? It had too many problems.

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    Kai David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your dad is gone, you will wish for one more road trip with nothing but dad jokes

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    #10

    My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.” But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.

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    Yee Kiat UnPro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ghostbusters were fired from their job before they started their Ghostbusters business. Your boss is doing the right thing!

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    #11

    If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know what they say about people with big hands... They have a difficult time finding gloves.

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    Jokes for teens about chemistry What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes? Keep going until you get a reaction.

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    Where Do Teenagers Find Jokes and Funny Content?

    Teenagers today have a world of jokes and funny content right at their fingertips, thanks to social media and the internet. 

    From subreddits like r/teenagers and r/memes to TikTok's viral trends — many of which eventually end up as Instagram Reels — teens are never more than a click away from a hearty laugh or quick diversion. Twitter is another go-to, where memes and viral threads keep the fun rolling.

    Let's not forget YouTube, the OG of online content, with comedy skits, parody songs, and reaction videos. Even streaming platforms like Netflix have comedy specials targeted at younger audiences.

    Podcasts also joined the game. According to the Gen Z Podcast Report by Edison Research and SXM Media, 47% of the online population in the U.S. aged 13-24 are monthly podcast listeners. While this age bracket includes both teenagers and young adults, 73% of these Gen Z listeners started tuning in before they turned 18, showcasing the medium's influence on teen culture.

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    In short, whether they're sneaking a peek during class or deep-diving into a late-night meme fest, teens have countless sources for their daily dose of humor. Curious about where teenagers around you find their fun content of choice? Just take a glance at their phone screen (with their consent, of course!) — you'll find a universe of entertaining content in there.

    #13

    Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!

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    Yuna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she'll go into the unknown to find it.

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    #14

    What animal is the worst at hiding? The leopard — he’s always spotted.

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    #15

    What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reali-tea.

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    How Have Teen Jokes Evolved Over the Years?

    If we were to hop into a time machine and go back a few decades, the humor landscape for teens would look drastically different than what we see today.

    In the pre-internet era, teen jokes were largely circulated through word of mouth, magazines aimed at younger audiences, and the occasional TV shows that had gained a cult following among the younger generation. Think of the '90s shows like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air or Saved by the Bell, which both offered a plethora of wisecracks and one-liners that teens back then would mimic.

    Fast forward to the 2000s, and the internet starts to take over. Forums and early social media platforms like MySpace became the new playground for teen humor. It was in this period that "internet humor" started taking shape, with the rise of viral memes, flash animations, and early YouTube comedians.

    Then came the 2010s. Enter smartphones, better internet connectivity, and social media platforms designed with sharing in mind. Vine's 6-second videos became a breeding ground for a unique, fast-paced humor style that had to deliver a punchline almost immediately. And let's not forget about the meme culture that sprouted on Tumblr, Reddit, and later Instagram and Twitter.

    Now, in the 2020s, we have TikTok leading the charge. The humor here is a unique blend of the random, the absurd, the deeply ironic, and at times, the thought-provoking. Many of the jokes are so layered that they require a decent understanding of current events, internet culture, and even meme history to fully get them. It's also worth noting that the jokes aren't just verbal or visual — they're often a combination of both, playing off music, sounds, and text for a multi-sensory laugh.

    It's not just the medium that's changed but the subject matter too. Today's jokes often touch on social issues, mental health, and existential dread, topics that may have been considered too heavy for humor in previous generations but are now part of the everyday conversation for teens.

    Long story short, teen humor has evolved from simple one-liners and sitcom jokes to a complex, multi-layered form of expression that leverages technology, embraces current events, and isn't afraid to delve into previously taboo topics. And honestly, given how fast things are changing, who knows what the next big shift in teen humor will be?

    #16

    Jokes for teens about garbage truck What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

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    Kind Pegasus 95
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about the Magic School Bus?? He has four wheels and he flies around

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    #17

    I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

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    #18

    Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet? If they don’t, they’ll be lost at C.

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    Joseph Mainusch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have to at least make it to Arrrrr.

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    #19

    What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke has been around as long as there've been apples... and worms.

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    #20

    Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.

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    #21

    Jokes for teens about Minecraft What do you call a Minecraft meetup IRL? A block party.

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    #22

    Why are spiders such know-it-alls? They’re always on the web.

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    #23

    How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.

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    #24

    Jokes for teens about crying A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

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    #25

    Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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    #26

    What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all dad jokes puns or are all puns dad jokes?

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    #27

    I thought I’d tell you a brilliant time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it.

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    ThatOneFriend15
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not gonna be in style for a few years, probably why

    #28

    Can February March? No, but April May.

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    #29

    A science teacher tells his class, “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773.” A boy responds, “Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it.”

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between facts and opinions is that facts are true regardless of what anyone thinks

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    #30

    Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they initially made up this joke some 30y back.

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    #31

    I thought my neighbours were lovely people. Then they went and put a password on their wi-fi.

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    #32

    Jokes for teens about music What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop.

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    #33

    What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

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    #34

    What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.

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    #35

    How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired.

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    ThatOneFriend15
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can only do their job after they've been fired

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    #36

    Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can’t even.

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    #37

    Jokes for teens about man walked into a bar What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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    #38

    What does a high school basketball player and a jury have in common? The Court.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The High Court judges apparently have a private basketball court on the building's upper level. They jokingly call that the Highest Court.

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    #39

    I think my algebra teacher is a pirate. All she ever wants to do is find X.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as her ex and couldn't see what it has to do with pirates.

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    #40

    How does the moon cut its hair? E-clipse it.

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    #41

    Jokes for teens about selfie Why did the selfie go to prison? It was framed.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who but a dad would frame a selfie #dadjokesquared

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    #42

    Which hand is better to write with? Neither. It’s better to write with a pencil!

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    #43

    What do you call the horse that lives next door? Your neighbor!

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're being polite. He's a total jackass.

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    #44

    Jokes for teens about hipster How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.

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    #45

    Were any famous men and women born on your birthday? No, only babies.

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    Is secretly a Raccoon
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Snort laugh* Dad jokes like these are great

    #46

    What do you call high school kids who haven’t been able to go to school because of COVID-19? Quaranteens.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if they have been reading the holy book of Islam.

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    #47

    How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity? Shocked!

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    #48

    Jokes for teens about stick What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

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    #49

    Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

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    #50

    What is the witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!

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    #51

    What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup.

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    Demonz Halo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am forever going to remember this when I look at roast beef and pea soup…..

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    #52

    Jokes for teens about pimples Why do pimples make horrible prisoners? Because they keep breaking out!

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    #53

    What do you call an old snowman? A puddle.

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    #54

    Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!

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    #55

    What are two things you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.

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    Josh McJunkin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But surprisingly, you can have breakfast for lunch or dinner!

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    #56

    Did you hear about the guy writing a construction book? He’s still working on it.

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    Parzivalofsadlygrove
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's currently trying to build relationships between the characters

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    #57

    What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips!

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    #58

    Why did Harry Potter suddenly go bald in his teens? He lost his Hedwig.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, no, I'm not talking with a teen about why you would specify that a wig goes on a head.

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    #59

    What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

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    #60

    Why’d the elementary students look up to the high schoolers? Because they’re smaller, they don’t have a choice.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally where the term look up to comes from. This one is redundant.

    #61

    Jokes for teens about stick What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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    #62

    Why shouldn’t you worry about passing math? Because it’s easy as pi.

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    #63

    What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? “Where’s popcorn?”

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    #64

    Why do sharks swim in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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    #65

    What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me!

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    #66

    Jokes for teens about cow What is a cow without a map? Udderly lost.

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    Charles Bosse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you can keep milking this joke.

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    #67

    Why did the cookie go to the nurse? Because he felt crummy!

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    BOO
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've heard this before and even my uncle thought it was lame and hes a dad

    #68

    Jokes for teens about money Some kids told me they’d give me $20 to hang out with them. Turns out it was just clique bait.

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    #69

    What do you call a Star Wars droid that takes the long way around? R2-Detour.

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    #70

    What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.

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    #71

    What do you get when you mix sulfer, tungsten, and silver? SWAG.

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    #72

    What did one light bulb say to the other? Watt’s up?

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    #73

    The wedding was so beautiful. Even the cake was in tiers.

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    #74

    What is 97 + 41 + 42 + 164 + 91 + 7? A headache.

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    #75

    Jokes for teens about students Have you heard where the word “studying” came from? Students-dying.

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    #76

    What book won’t teachers give you credit for reading? Facebook.

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    #77

    What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon aid.

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    #78

    Where do cats go to swim? The kitty pool.

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    #79

    What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

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    #80

    How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.

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    #81

    What is a ninja’s favorite kind of shoes? Sneakers.

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    #82

    Why are eggs bad at telling jokes? They always crack each other up.

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    Donna Mace
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that mean they are GOOD at telling jokes?

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    #83

    Jokes for teens about nose What do you call a 12-inch nose? A foot.

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    #84

    Jokes for teens about school pizza What is red, orange, and full of disappointment? High school pizza.

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    #85

    I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

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    #86

    What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!

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    #87

    What kind of room doesn’t have doors? A mushroom!

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    #88

    What did one DNA strand say to the other? Does my bum look good in these genes?

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    veryvenasaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they say diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans.

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    #89

    I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn’t find any.

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    #90

    I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard that first in black adder. Black adder- life without you is like a broken pencil Queenie- explain Black adder- pointless

    #91

    Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well.

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    #92

    What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

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    #93

    Jokes for teens about school What did the middle schooler say to the high schooler? Nothing, they texted.

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    #94

    What do pre-teen ducks hate? Voice quacks.

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    #95

    Jokes for teens about punching bag What did the punching bag say to the boxer? Hit me baby one more time.

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    #96

    Why was the math book bummed? It had a lot of problems.

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    Dog Thievery 101
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've gotten far enough down they've started repeating. how charming. /s

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    #97

    Jokes for teens about ACT and SAT What’s the difference between the ACT and SAT? One letter.

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    Gerard Neaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And another letter in the wrong place to stretch the joke

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    #98

    Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed some space.

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    #99

    Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.

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    #100

    What gets sharper the more you use it but dull if you don’t use it at all? Students.

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    #101

    What are the most popular perfumes for ages 12 to 18? Adolescents.

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    #102

    Can you put the cat out? Why, is it on fire?

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    #103

    Why do rappers need umbrellas? Fo’ drizzle.

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    Sparkysheep
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me smile lol

    #104

    What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of jeans.

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    #105

    How do you make a lemon drop? Just let go of it!

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    #106

    Jokes for teens about hat What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead.

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    #107

    Jokes for teens about boy and clock Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly!

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    #108

    Did you get your hair cut? No, I got them all cut.

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    Abigail Coty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erghh this is such a dad joke. My father is rather fond of this one.

    #109

    What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.

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    #110

    Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.

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    Laura Kuhn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 60 years old and I heard this one in grade school

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    #111

    What does a school and plant have in common? STEM.

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    #112

    What can you catch but not throw? Your breath.

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    Ruby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *immediately tries to throw breath*

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    #113

    Where do fish keep their money? In the river bank!

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    #114

    Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was running from the police. They were going to arrest her for setting fire to the rain.

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    #115

    Jokes for teens about chickens How do wicked chickens reproduce? They lay deviled eggs.

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    #116

    What did the traffic light say to the truck? Don’t look! I’m changing!

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    #117

    Where do cows go on Friday nights? The moo-vies!

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    #118

    Why is the obtuse angle sad? Because it’s never right.

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    #119

    Jokes for teens about Dracula and snowman What happened with Dracula when meeting a snowman? They got frostbite.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be in reverse? The snowman meet dracula and got frostbitten?

    #120

    Why do all judges get As in English class? Because they know all about sentences.

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    Jude Fire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just here covering up some unneeded negativity.....

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    #121

    What do you call a pooch in heat? Hot dog.

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    #122

    What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!

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    #123

    Why don’t history teachers want to teach about the Middle Ages? It takes too many knights.

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    Rose-A-Lix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooo! I already sent my history teacher a joke

    #124

    What do you call an old snowman? A creek.

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    #125

    Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

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    Gervaise Ledger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the punk rocker cross the road? Because he had a chicken stapled to his lip.

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    #126

    What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner.

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    #127

    Jokes for teens about mountain How do mountains stay warm in winter? Snowcaps.

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    #128

    Jokes for teens about French teacher What did the French teacher say to the class? I don’t know. I couldn’t understand her.

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    #129

    Why did the boy run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on sleep.

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    #130

    I’m a photographer of myself. You could say I’m selfie-employed.

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    #131

    What do you call a slender cow? Lean beef.

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    #132

    Jokes for teens about ice cream Why does ice cream get invited to every party? Because it’s cool and sweet.

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    #133

    How do you survive a deadly clown attack? Go straight for the Juggalo.

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    #134

    What stays in a corner but can travel the world? A postage stamp.

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    SweetsEve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one that is more of a riddle than a joke. A good riddle though.

    #135

    What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple? They’re both red except for the green one.

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    Cathy Brock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm good at everything... except for the tings I'm not.

    #136

    What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

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    SweetsEve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But frogs and toads are different animals.

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    #137

    What do you call a rash on a pig? Hogwarts.

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    #138

    What do you call The Weeknd from Friday to Monday? The Long Weeknd.

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    #139

    Jokes for teens about grizzly What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth? A gummy bear.

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    Danielle Estep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you call a bear with no teeth" you fool

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    #140

    What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!

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    #141

    Boys: We rule because God made us first! God made you girls last! Girls: Well, obviously God made a rough draft before a final copy.

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    #142

    Jokes for teens about hair What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy.

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    ¬_¬
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it waved.

    #143

    What fruit tease people a lot? Ba-na, na, na, na…na!

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    #144

    What do yo call a vegan post-punk band? Soy Division.

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    #145

    Where do fruits go on vacation? Pearis.

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    #146

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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    #147

    Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!

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    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't any good without the follow up. "Have you ever seen one hiding in a crayon box?... Works, doesn't it?"

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    #148

    What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?

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    #149

    What did the grape say when he was pinched? Nothing, he gave a little wine.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nothing, he just let out a little wine". Get it right.

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    #150

    Jokes for teens about period Why did the period tell the comma to stop? It was the end of the sentence.

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