Hate it all you want, but school does have its good moments from time to time. Say, a favorite teacher who always has your back, maybe a couple of friends to fool around with, or maybe even a discovered passion for sciences or arts. I know it doesn't make up for the unbearable uniformity and drudgery you must suffer for twelve very long years, but the least you can do is to laugh at these woes. It doesn't even matter if you still have a couple of years left or if this torture is way back in the past; you can always have some fun at the expense of your youthful naivete. So, here we are with our list of school jokes for kids and those who are kids at heart! Or are teachers in need of some jokes to distract a classroom full of savage wildlings.
So, from silly puns to lame jokes and jokes of such high quality it will astonish you, our collection is, indeed, a very comprehensive one. Say you need a funny joke about a snake in the classroom - you got one! Or maybe a joke about the teacher's pet? Guilty on more than one count! And let's not forget those clever jokes about letters, numbers, and all the rest that you might've encountered at school. So, whether you are a kid yourself, want to go back to those times, or wish you'd never entered the school system as a professional - there's an awesome joke meant just for you.
Now, let's check out our submissions, shall we? They are, just as always, a bit further down below. Once you are there, vote for the best school jokes, and don't forget to share this article with anyone who might find it relevant!
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Why is history the sweetest subject? Because it’s full of dates.
Which building has the most stories? The library!
Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C.
Which tree is the math teacher’s favorite? GeomeTREE.
Where do pencils go on vacation? Pencil-vania.
Why did the student bring scissors to school? Because he wanted to cut class.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention? Student: I’m paying as little attention as I can.
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Student: 12! January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd…
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher? Getting lost.
Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher’s pet.
What happened when the teacher tied all the kid's shoe laces together? They had a class trip!
Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do. What was that? My homework!
What does a snake learn in school? Hissstory.
Why did the new boy steal a chair from the classroom? Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
Teacher: Johnny, which month has 28 days? Student: Every month!
How do the fish get to school? The octobus!
What do get when you cross one principal with another principal? I wouldn’t do it, principals don’t like to be crossed!
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his pocket? Smartie Pants!
You can also call them that if their pants is made of smarties (the candy)
Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed? She couldn’t control her pupils!
Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear!
What do elves learn in school? The elf-a-bet.
Why did the student drown? All her grades were below C-level!
Why do math books always look so sad? They are full of problems.
Which nation does the teacher like? ExplaNATION.
What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back to her!
What does a book do in the winter? Puts on a jacket.
Gets angrily thrown into the fireplace because the author killed one of my OTP
What do you get when you cross a teacher with a calculator? Someone you can always count on.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? The blackboard.
Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? It’s not right.
What did the ghost teacher say to his class? “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!”
What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?” “Can I have fries and a burger?”
Where do monsters study? In ghoul school.
Why are school cafeteria workers cruel? Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
Why did the boy go to the top of the school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
On the first day of school, what did the teacher say her three favorite words were? June, July, and August.
Why can’t you do a math test in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs.
Actually, cheetas are not from the jungle, but from the plains. In the jungle there isn't enough open space for it to sprint. Imagine hitting a tree at 60 mph, or tripping over a root, or getting tangled in a vine....
Why do teachers give you homework? Just to annoy you.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train? The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!
What happened when the teacher tied all the kid’s shoelaces together? They had a big class trip.
Why didn’t the class clown use hair oil the day before the big test? Because he didn’t want anything to slip his mind.
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
What did the ghost teacher say to his class? Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again.
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
Which school does an ice cream man go to? Sundae school.
