All of us start our lives as little kids, sometime later we grow up, then grow old and turn to be childish again. So, too, with your sense of humor: while you might be to cool for a knock-knock or two-line pun in your teens or early twenties, something happens when you're nearing that 30 line (or sooner if you have kids!). This kind of humor turns to be the funniest jokes again, and so much so that you feel you must share them with the world (or your kids at least).

And if you feel kind of ashamed by liking these simpleton but hilarious jokes, there's no need to feel this way. As it turns out, a study was conducted in search of the best joke ever, and, by millions of votes, THIS is it:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 911. 'My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok, no what?"

Yep, that is the scientifically proven best joke in the world — no need to be ashamed by your sense of humor.

Bored Panda scoured the Internet for the most excellent funny jokes and came up with this list. Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or maybe you have a few smart jokes of your own? (h/t: robyp87, justsomething)

#1

Funny Two Line Joke

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Anna Edvardsen 2 years ago

True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ????

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#2

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 2 years ago

The story of my life

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#3

Funny Two Line Joke

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Mags Acutt 2 years ago

If it was made in China, relax! It won't come back!!!

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#4

Funny Two Line Joke

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Sonya Popovich 2 years ago

You don't know the password too...

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#5

Funny Two Line Joke

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Scapau Corina 2 years ago

Hahahha...this is so funny and wise at the same time! ????????????

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#6

Funny Two Line Joke

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Ayushi Sharma 2 years ago

This post too has parallel lines, they never meet :P

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#7

Funny Two Line Joke

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Su Li 4 months ago

I know how you feel. If I tell you will you let me keep the ring ?

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#8

Funny Two Line Joke

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Brianna Bastian 2 years ago

love it!

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#9

Funny Two Line Joke

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Celia McDaniel 2 years ago

Me...all the time...everyday

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Funny Two Line Joke

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Intensive Panda 2 years ago

I'm a German and find it hilarious

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