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145 Jokes For Kids That Might Amuse The Youngsters
Funny,JokesMAR 17, 2022

145 Jokes For Kids That Might Amuse The Youngsters

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You know how it is with kids and jokes - they are either left dumbfounded by your unprecedented wit or declare your attempts to be a horrible faux pas. In short, they will mostly find you lame. The little rascals are the toughest audience out there, but we’re here to turn your frown upside down!
So, adults and two kids on top of each other in a trench coat reading this, be prepared for a roster of specifically formulated jokes for kids that’ll bewitch even the pickiest offspring. 
The topics here are too deep for adults to understand. For instance, we have awesome jokes discussing why a toddler would throw a stick of butter through a window. If only we, the geriatric crowd, could understand the thought behind it…
There’s also the one about a crocodile and an investigator, of which I could make no sense, but I guess the children will find it hilarious. And lastly, the only cool joke that I got was the one about bats, though I felt deeply sorry for the animal in it.
However, that’s just probably my old-age brain circuits proving they aren’t functioning like they used to. But, maybe it is time to abolish all these sad talks about getting old and steer back to the real topic here - funny jokes for kids! 
It doesn’t matter if you don’t find the kids’ jokes below relatable - it is not for you to understand them, but to practice your best delivery in front of a mirror and to dish them out to anybody beyond ten years of age. Now, watch them laugh at your clever joke for the very first time!
Also, even if you aren’t those two kids on top of each other in a trench coat who are reading this, you still have the right to vote for the best children’s jokes! Also, don’t forget to share this amusing article with anyone who’d like to delight their little sprouts with quality jokes, too! 

#1

How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
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#2

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
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#3

What do you call a sheep that has no legs? A cloud.
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#4

Why did the girl toss her alarm clock out the door? To see time fly.
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#5

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
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#6

What’s a really sad strawberry called? A blueberry.
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#7

Why is Superman’s outfit always so tight on him? It’s a size S.
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#8

What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business!
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#9

Knock knock. Who’s there? A little old lady? A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
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#10

What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars? You planet.
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#11

What is a cheese that doesn’t belong to you called? Nacho cheese!
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#12

What kind of jobs do funny chickens have? They are comedi-hens!
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#13

Why did the professor wear his sunglasses to class? Because his students were so bright.
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#14

Why should golfers always bring an extra pair of pants with them? In case they get a hole in one.
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#15

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they’re such fungis!
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#16

Why does Peter Pan fly around so much? He Neverlands.
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#17

What’s an astronaut’s favorite meal of the day? Launch.
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#18

What does a volcano say to his crush? “I lava you!”
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#19

What do you call a turtle that is famous? A shell-ebrity.
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#20

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
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