If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock! Knock!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Somebody who can't reach the doorbell!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and pay attention!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe CDEFJH...
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys the weekend—no homework!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I'm excited to see you too!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi 'cided to come over to play!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
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Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin- Mooooo!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won't you?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what's taking you so long!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin' in the door.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I'll tell you!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who's knocking!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's cold out here.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Eysore.
Eysore who?
Eysore do love you!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don't open the door?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
That's impossible.
Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or they're going to die!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd love some peanuts!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you're chewing!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Loaf.
Loaf who?
I don't just like bread, I loaf it.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co... MOO!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I'm coming in!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it's really me unless you open the door?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
*Remains silent*
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I'd come over.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn't realize you were some kind of nut!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON'T LET ME IN!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Weevil.
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
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Knock! knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
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Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
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