High school yearbooks are not only meant for jocks and popular girls to brag about their dubious accomplishments but also for that quiet kid in your class to shine brightly with some hilarious quotes. Funny yearbook quotes, after all, are something to be remembered by.

When it comes to school yearbooks and writing that little senior quote next to your photo, it can be tough. It's just not always that easy to think of a good yearbook quote for all your classmates to remember you by when you can't even use the same amount of symbols for your cool quotes that are in a tweet. This is why sometimes the result can, later on, be embarrassing, hilarious, simply lame, or all of the above. But not for these kids, that is!

Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of people that have utterly slain the whole school quotes thing. We have sarcastic quotes, we have some savage quotes, and even some silly puns and high-class dad jokes. Whether these inscriptions were intentionally funny or not - they sure made us laugh! Keep on scrolling to take a look at the best yearbook quotes, and don't forget to vote for your favorites. We also wouldn't mind at all if you'd share your own funny quotes when you had a chance to make your own!

#1

I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed

I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed

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Jamal W
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4 years ago

BWHAHAHAHA LMAO THIS SHOULD BE #1

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#2

High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell

High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell

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Jamal W
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4 years ago

Well put Randey, well put!

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#3

We Are Not Related

We Are Not Related

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Jamal W
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4 years ago

Hahaha clever!

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#4

The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life

The Happier We Get, The Less We See #Asian #Life

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giulia earheart
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4 years ago

You're cute!

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#5

I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic

I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic

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Hans
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4 years ago

Hehe...clever

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#6

I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day

I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day

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4 years ago

nice positivity there

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#7

I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life

I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life

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4 years ago

can someone explain this one?

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#8

I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You

I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You

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Jamal W
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4 years ago

Bwahaha

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#9

I Hear Everything

I Hear Everything

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4 years ago

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#10

It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male

It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male

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Vera Deme
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4 years ago

Great guy!

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#11

I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head

I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head

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Yasmine tarek
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4 years ago

I will use that one

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#12

Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

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4 years ago

yas

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#13

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee

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Stille20
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4 years ago

It would be great if this was his coming out moment, but I'm guessing everyone already knew.

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#14

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black

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Julemule
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4 years ago

😂

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#15

No, I Did Not Have A Farm

No, I Did Not Have A Farm

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Hans
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4 years ago

ee ey ee ey oh!

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#16

'Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom

'Don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

He should have listened to his mom.

Jamal W
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol then he wouldn't have made it onto bored panda

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PandaLover
Community Member
4 years ago

This kid is going places! (obviously not where his mom would tell him to go...)

Anna Brandigi
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4 years ago

"Don't say anything stupid for your yearbook quote." -Mom

Ravenclaws Rule!!
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5 days ago

His shorts xD

PARIS ROYAL
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1 week ago

them shorts tho

Montana Aremburg
Community Member
4 months ago

I mean it wouldn't be a bad picture if he wore longer shorts or even carhartt pants...guess he should have rethought his picture choice.

DESI LAMB
Community Member
1 year ago

I like the shorts

Johnny Slapstick
Community Member
4 years ago

That's not a lumberjack.

Prince-Nux
Community Member
4 years ago

Gods, he has nice thighs, though.

Marcos Zamarripa
Community Member
4 years ago

lol, I love this, moms have always something smart to say

Tabitha Trevino
Community Member
4 years ago

Love it!!!

Superluminal1
Community Member
4 years ago

Oh no he didn't!

Phishcat
Community Member
4 years ago

They let you choose your own photo for yearbooks?

JEFF THE KILLER
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4 years ago

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LOL did anyone notice his name is Griffin? (Gryffindor)

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#17

I Hate My Name

I Hate My Name

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Hans
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4 years ago

Time to hate your parents. ;)

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#18

Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!

Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!

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Stille20
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4 years ago

lol Megan, next comes bills and loans

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#19

I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them

I Would Like To Tank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them

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Kat Blak
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4 years ago

...Does that mean you can only count to one?

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#20

I've Been A Ho My Whole Life

I've Been A Ho My Whole Life

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

We trust in that.

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#21

The 'S' Is Silent

The 'S' Is Silent

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4 years ago

no its 'ilent'

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#22

I Was Planned. I Was Not.

I Was Planned. I Was Not.

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Stille20
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4 years ago

Ha ha, I like to tell my twin she was an accident. She doesn't think I am funny... well generally ever, but definitely not when I say that

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#23

"No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad

"No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad

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Hans
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4 years ago

Hm...fries

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#24

Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep

Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep

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giulia earheart
Community Member
4 years ago

She looks like Barbara D'Urso...

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#25

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

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Vera Deme
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4 years ago

hahaha Great sense of humor!

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#26

"why You No Doctor Yet?" - Dad

"why You No Doctor Yet?" - Dad

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Clever playin with stereotypes!

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#27

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

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guess
Community Member
4 years ago

SAME

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#28

I Look Better In Person

I Look Better In Person

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Another no comment.

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#29

Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm Carrot

Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm Carrot

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Jamal W
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4 years ago

AWH MAN! Hahahaha

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#30

You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top

You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top

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criminalgirl
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4 years ago

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Shit also floats....

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#31

I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them

I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them

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4 years ago

damn good one

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#32

I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake

I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake

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Hans
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4 years ago

You should have spent some more minutes for a cleverer quote (/sarcasm, sorry, could not resist)

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#33

I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants

I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants

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Hans
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4 years ago

You monster!

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#34

Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V

Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V

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Bridgette David
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4 years ago

How old are they?

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#35

I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me

I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me

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Petar
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4 years ago

Ha! :D

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#36

Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated

Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated

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Hans
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4 years ago

A.k.a. "the three K's"

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#37

Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing

Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing

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Stille20
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4 years ago

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That would work if he was dressed well for the photo... seriously, what is going on there?

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#38

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago

... well that is actually a really interesting quote

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#39

'Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever

'Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever

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Vera Deme
Community Member
4 years ago

Mission impossible

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#40

Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option

Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option

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Jamal W
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4 years ago

She just changed the game!!

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#41

The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth

The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth

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Bertha Garcia
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4 years ago

This fucked me up?

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#42

Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name

Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name

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Hans
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4 years ago

All hail!

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#43

"what Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

"what Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

This girl must be popular with the geeks! Even I find quoting a fictional dragon cool...

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#44

"you Can't See Me" - John Cena

"you Can't See Me" - John Cena

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Smile for the camera!

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#45

My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless

My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Bra size?

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#46

Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter

Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter

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Pi...
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol! This one's cute!

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#47

I Do Have A Soul

I Do Have A Soul

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Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

She was obviously having doubts about becoming a Republican.

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#48

Honey! Where Is My Super Suit!!!

Honey! Where Is My Super Suit!!!

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

Perfect!

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#49

Daniel And The Cooler Daniel

Daniel And The Cooler Daniel

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Stille20
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4 years ago

... Is he a teacher? That makes it even better

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#50

I Am Not Amith. I Am A Legend

I Am Not Amith. I Am A Legend

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The Cappy
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4 years ago

Well played :)

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#51

100 Character Limit For Our Senior Quote? That Seems Unfair. We Refuse To Be Constrained By These Ru

100 Character Limit For Our Senior Quote? That Seems Unfair. We Refuse To Be Constrained By These Ru

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The Cappy
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4 years ago

Did the period count?

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#52

Not Pregnant, Just Eatin' Good

Not Pregnant, Just Eatin' Good

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Karol Chydziński
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4 years ago

I like your style :)

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#53

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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Yvonne Bernal
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4 years ago

I like his style! His looks aren't bad either :)

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#54

It's Not Enough That I Should Succeed - Other Should Fail

It's Not Enough That I Should Succeed - Other Should Fail

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Tiny Dynamine
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4 years ago

Trump would love you... except you're Asian.

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#55

That Wasn't Like High School Musical At All

That Wasn't Like High School Musical At All

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Stille20
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4 years ago

I think this is my favorite, especially paired with that photo.

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#56

See Kids, I Told You I Was Sexy In High School

See Kids, I Told You I Was Sexy In High School

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JillVille Child Care
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4 years ago

His kids will love this one day! Perfect!

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#57

Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy

Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy

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Roos
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4 years ago

Hahaha

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#58

(f) Fluorine (u) Uranium (c) Carbon (k) Potassium (bi) Bismuth (tc) Technetium (he) Helium (s) Sulfur (ge) Germanium (tm) Thulium (o) Oxygen (ne) Neon (y) Yttrium.

(f) Fluorine (u) Uranium (c) Carbon (k) Potassium (bi) Bismuth (tc) Technetium (he) Helium (s) Sulfur (ge) Germanium (tm) Thulium (o) Oxygen (ne) Neon (y) Yttrium.

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guess
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4 years ago

goals tbh

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#59

Was Released From His 4 Year Sentence

Was Released From His 4 Year Sentence

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago

:o

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#60

Nothing Can Seperate Twins...except That Guy

Nothing Can Seperate Twins...except That Guy

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Nga Kieu
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4 years ago

Lol! got me confused for few seconds

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#61

We Know What You're Thinking And No, We're Not Related

We Know What You're Thinking And No, We're Not Related

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4 years ago

wow just wow

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#62

Me No English. Ghing Chong Ling Ling Ting Tong Ding Dong

Me No English. Ghing Chong Ling Ling Ting Tong Ding Dong

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Roos
Community Member
4 years ago

Hihihi

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#63

Make Up Looks Pretty On The Outside, But It Doesn't Help If You're Ugly On The Inside. Unless You Eat The Make Up

Make Up Looks Pretty On The Outside, But It Doesn't Help If You're Ugly On The Inside. Unless You Eat The Make Up

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Superluminal1
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4 years ago

Mascara with rouge, yummy!

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#64

I Want More Fridays And Pancakes

I Want More Fridays And Pancakes

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Stille20
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4 years ago

That sounds like a solid platform to run on

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#65

My Head May Be Big, And My Eyes May Be Small, But My Heart Is Just The Right Size

My Head May Be Big, And My Eyes May Be Small, But My Heart Is Just The Right Size

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Stacey Weaver
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4 years ago

His head looks pretty small to me...

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#66

I Do Indeed Have Eyes

I Do Indeed Have Eyes

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Stille20
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4 years ago

I enjoy this more than "my eyes are open" ... it sounds cultured and friendly

#67

If You Like Water, You Already Like 72% Of Me

If You Like Water, You Already Like 72% Of Me

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Hatsune Chiku
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