Sometimes we need a little pick me up when life has dealt us a difficult hand and inspirational quotes are a great way to do that. They are so uplifting they sound like they came straight from your parent's mouth, 'you're special' or 'you can do anything if you put your mind to it,' and let's not forget 'when life gives you lemons make lemonade.' Well for all the realists out there who are tired of too much sugar in their lemonade, the 'Uninspirational' Instagram account is back with more uninspiring quotes.

Be forewarned these hilarious quotes are not here to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, they are here to remind you that if at first you don't succeed, you should probably give up; and that staying in bed is always the best decision. Scroll down for a healthy serving of sugar-free, sarcastic and hilarious helping of quotes!

#1

At Least In Bed Nothing Can Go Wrong

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Daria B 1 month ago

Well, technically, at a certain point it turns into "too early", so...

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#2

Friendly Reminder

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Hans 1 month ago

It takes many muscles to blur a "U" so that it looks like a U formed with nine pixels only.

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#3

Shrug

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Marta Puig 1 month ago

it's worse because you feel that you cannot relate with the quote, so as a result you feel like a loser but elevated to one million argg omg how I hate the "inspirational" quotes. It's good to say fuck, shit, fuck fuck fuck when you feel bad, it's better to throw papers all around and let the anger loose, much more relaxing than trying to fit in Yesterday I was so pissed off that I kicked a bunch of empty boxes and I felt much better afterwards.

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#4

Because Let’s Face It, They’re Probably Not

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Evgeniya Khon 1 month ago

Amen!

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#5

Double Standards

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diane a 1 month ago

Dogs get depressed too

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#6

Tag A Friend You Hate ! 😏

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cashmeremanufacturer.com 1 month ago

Well, this is so true~

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#7

We Are All Very Concerned About You

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Eirik Johnsbråten 1 month ago

We all have that friend, don't we?

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#8

Life Lessons From

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Rebecca Weeks 1 month ago

Haaaa!

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#9

Learn From The Past

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DeusCurrentMachina O. 1 month ago

Gandhi liked to sleep naked with very young girls. Not saying he molested anyone, but what kind of person likes to lay to sleep with underage naked girls? There's something to think about there, right?

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#10

Believe In Nothing!!!

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Eirik Johnsbråten 1 month ago

Oh, how I wish that was true...

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