This Instagram Page Shares 50 Funny Memes About Work That You Shouldn’t Be Reading At Work

now THIS is what all workplaces should be like! 🙌🙌

À year!

Clever…

i'm gonna be using this...

This

And refuses to have a Question and Answer period.

They will all remember, for Patricia was full of s**t and the attendees nodded in silence.

Could try a data entry job that lets you listen to your own music. It's pretty nice, spending all day doing mindless typing while rockin' it out to your favorite tunes.

I’m pretty optimistic about this. Over time, diversity will climb the pyramid. At my job, all the directors were white men. Now it's almost 50% men 50% women and 4 different ethnic groups. Dinosaurs are disappearing (even if some survive and take pretty colorful feathers), young people are making a difference because they do not let themselves be pushed around like my generation.

what? only 27? Amateur. I have 50+

Upper management makes one decision, goes home at 10am and is at the beach by 11. Meanwhile you're working until 9pm and still can't get caught up and you make 1/10th their salary if you're lucky.

There's always going to be one that doesn't, too fond of the sound of their own voice.

For some reason that reminds me of something I saw recently; "If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way I told you to."

LinkedIn is the new MySpace.

I matter on maintaining my thoughts

You could also say "no good" which is also true

We have only explored 5% of our oceans

That’s the only way it’ll find me well

The olive

He has seen some things poor boi

Yas - my 'how's it going week' soulmate! Mondays = horrid, but you know it's going to be horrid so you're prepared - Wednesday = humpday, not bad; Thursday = nearly Friday, we're getting there; FRIYAY! So Tuesdays = it's already been a long week and it's only Tuesday, absolutely horrific 😨

Even better is to be born rich. Think ahead!

Now you don't even get the benefit of a wall

It's more satisfying to leave that first draft text in white font on a white background

Will use today. Thank you.

I feel seen.

mmmm pizza rolls

''I don't think I have enough overlook yet and appropriate skills acquired on that situation to achieve and manage that task with a satisfying efficiency'' was my words when I felt I was assignated a s****y task ( edit : I'm just a gardener 😁)

Yearly feedback from the teams: communication from management could be improved because it is often unclear, contradictory and incomplete - Reaction from management: we all (minus management) had to do a day long communication training - but hey, there was free food!

i block you with my schtyle!

Twitter is pretty chill in this situation, imagine if it was Tumblr

Then you post the answer and less than ten seconds later the rest pile on with their "but, but ,butts".

I've learned, get it overwith now and you will be happy for the rest of the day. Learning to deal head on with conflict has so many benefits.

I sent Michael to F-ingClues.com and told him to start downloading

I once started a job and, after not much time, realized the person before me had been doing it wrong for YEARS (a form of data entry). I brought it to my supervisor's attention and was told that I was NOT ALLOWED to do it correctly until management approved the change, and that I should keep doing it incorrectly until they did. That job was an endless nightmare of frustration and unsurprisingly, I left as soon as I could. My job and the database I managed were utterly useless because of how screwed up it had gotten, and they could not have cared less, even though that meant they were wasting tens of thousands of dollars every year over it. Their response every time it got brought up? "We haven't been sued yet *shrug*."

might start signing emails like this...

“Circle back”, ugh

I've started going to chat gbt and type in, "reply to email 'xyz', but make it sound like I'm not an a-hole." Just make sure you get rid of "sure, you could reply with :" because I did that this week, and didn't remove it. 😎

Here's a tip. Hit reply. Immediately delete out all recipient email addresses so there is no longer a recipient listed. Type out exactly what you want to say, include your "Regards", "Thank you", "Kiss my a***", or whatever. Then go onto something else. Come back 30 minutes later and actually reply. Delete your "draft" email.

A great environment for personal growth and abundant opportunities to make meaningful impacts on the world.

Sounds like plot of horror movie.

My new year resolution was 3840 × 2160

Oh there's way too many of those.... I just don't have the time

Turn off LinkedIn, until you're looking for a new job. It's the only time it has any use.

This is where we need to develop an AI tool, ok you were close but you missed a capital letter, that was your old password - you just changed it yesterday, your right hand was off by a column of keys. Just give us some hints!

We'll find some else.

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*Twitch*. My wife does this. I cannot begin to explain just how much it bothers me.

Really I don't care what he does as long as he doesn''t want to move back home. I've turned his room into an office and it is MY room now.

Or just repeating "mhm" every 15 seconds, so they don't ask you anything! :))

Yep. Every time.

If only.

Work meetings are the last place where you want to start handing out ice picks.

How to go through a day at work

no sorry that's definitely "shark steps on lego"

*triggggggggered* omg omg I literally have nightmares about this happening

Why does this remind me of that movie 9 to 5

mine : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, keep us updated and let us know when you’ve finally had it, so we can get the Party Planning Committee started planning your going away party.

Because that is when you were last happy.

And the new hires are all temps.

Just wait until you hear about leverage, synergy, and low hanging fruit

Interns

So THAT'S where puppymonkeybaby came from!

The only thing I got out of LinkedIn was an infinite series of requests asking me to write technical articles for free. Killed my account years ago and have never missed it.

It were not going to specify the next year of WHAT year.