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ConstantlyJon • commented on 22 posts 9 hours ago

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

I've seen the first one, which is absolutely wild on it's own. Didn't realize they made sequels. My lord in heaven, the director wants this movie to inspire psychopaths to do psychopath things so badly. Literally the plot of the sequels are "people watch these movies and are now inspired to make a longer human centipede." Jesus.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

Road work ahead? Well I hope it does!

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

good for finally outrunning yogi

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

I'm not a sweet tea fan, but this is b******t.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

This is not that uncommon, actually. Bigger restaurants make up multiple tubs a day. Obviously they bought them new to use only for storing tea and nothing else.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

"Listening to a livestock auction" oh my god, what an amazing title

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I think the reasons are to 1) objectify women and sexualize them even more than they already are and to 2) sell purses.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

I will say, being a grocery manager in charge of price changes is a hard-a*s job.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

I worked at a gas station in college and we have a rewards card people can scan to get 3 cents off per gallon of gas. I'm supposed to ask each customer if they have their rewards card, but we're a large station so we get busy and sometimes I forgot. I didn't ask this one lady and she came back in SCREAMING after pumping her gas that we didn't scan her card. She demanded a refund. Eventually my manager just gave in and we gave her like 42 cents out of the register. Her face when she got back a few coins was absolutely priceless and she skulked out of the store while a big line watched her sorry a*s leave.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

No, we have that here too. This is just a people being stupid problem. Even in this specific example, the customer knew they'd be closed the next day, she just refused to plan ahead.

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

Classic case of ESH. Can't condone slurs, but also can't condone violence from an authority figure (whether they're a minor or not, really). The fact that he's a minor makes it even worse for sure though. The kid certainly should have paid consequences, and he did have some massive natural consequences here, but the teacher needn't to have faced consequences as well. He was the victim, and he created another victim with his actions.

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

Self defense is so overused. It's not an automatic thing. It's a legal term, not a cop-out.

“The Things I’ve Seen, I Can’t Unsee”: 30 Times People Were Shocked By How Others Live

Comment on your edit: I didn't read that as "how did he make toast?" but that's an absolutely hilarious unintentional joke as well.

“The Things I’ve Seen, I Can’t Unsee”: 30 Times People Were Shocked By How Others Live

We do what we have to do for a season. I'm not working to climb the ladder or anything. My wife is getting her masters in nursing right now. It won't last forever. Eventually she'll make bank herself and I can lay down haha

“What Is Your Unpopular Wedding Opinion?” (30 Answers)

We have a few things from our registry. Our bedding. Some pots and pans, dishes, an entire dish set (not china though). We did thank yous as well, but the whole idea that it's expected and people will be offended if they don't get a handwritten, personal thank you is just a weird cultural quirk that I'd be okay with going away.

“The Things I’ve Seen, I Can’t Unsee”: 30 Times People Were Shocked By How Others Live

Yeah I mean, MY room was dirty but not unusable or anything. We didn't have a clean dish, pot/pan, or silverware in the entire kitchen. It was just dirty dishes everywhere. Insane.

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ConstantlyJon • upvoted 18 items 10 hours ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

The result of centuries of incest.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

The result of centuries of incest.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

This is not that uncommon, actually. Bigger restaurants make up multiple tubs a day. Obviously they bought them new to use only for storing tea and nothing else.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

I will say, being a grocery manager in charge of price changes is a hard-a*s job.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

Two people learned a lesson. The kid learned that using racially slurs, especially the N word, will eventually lead to you laying unconscious on the ground with your face all over the internet. The now-former teacher learned to not beat up a minor, as he is in jail facing felony charges, may go to prison, and won't ever work a job requiring a clean record again.

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

Your kidding me with the responses right? I am sure the kid was a jerk and said the slur, that is really messed up and should not be tolerated. But you don't respond with violence. I thought we were all in agreement that beating children for their mistakes is a bad thing now? And even more importantly this is not 2 kids fighting this is an ADULT fighting a CHILD.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

"I do not wish to know that, kindly leave the stage"

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

Human millipede?

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

I'm an a*****e and proud of it !

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

that would actually be more comfortable than the normal seat

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

Often read comments from people saying "this must be fake, no one is that dumb", I can guarantee after working in the food industry for 15 years people are most definitely that dumb. Wealthy people seem to be the worst.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

This would be a quick death, better than many other kinds of traps. If you've had a mouse infestation you'll know that there's really no other option besides killing them, unless you're committed to trapping them, then driving miles away from homes and releasing the mice. Oh, and if you're using a trap you need to get the mice out of the trap within a few hours or they'll die of dehydration. So, yeah, all things considered, electrocution is not a terrible option.

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

The 3rd human centipede movie was made in 2015. Not really that long ago. And they're making far worse horror films today.

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

What did I just read

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

Please don't

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Swzzt home Alabsma!

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ConstantlyJon • commented on 20 posts 9 hours ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Congratulations, you are pregnant with Jesus.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Oh, I'd be absolutely f****d. 4XL it is I guess! Will have to tuck it waaaay in. Going pee should be fun.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

The result of centuries of incest.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I feel like you could wedge the piece that broke in there and get it maybe?

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

coke zero, I believe

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

Road work ahead? Well I hope it does!

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

good for finally outrunning yogi

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

I'm not a sweet tea fan, but this is b******t.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

This is not that uncommon, actually. Bigger restaurants make up multiple tubs a day. Obviously they bought them new to use only for storing tea and nothing else.

30 Wild Solutions To Problems That Got Celebrated In The ‘Redneck Engineers’ Group (New Pics)

"Listening to a livestock auction" oh my god, what an amazing title

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I think the reasons are to 1) objectify women and sexualize them even more than they already are and to 2) sell purses.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

I will say, being a grocery manager in charge of price changes is a hard-a*s job.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

No, we have that here too. This is just a people being stupid problem. Even in this specific example, the customer knew they'd be closed the next day, she just refused to plan ahead.

“He Called Him The Hard R”: Sub Teacher Who Knocked Out Student Receives Support Amid Racial Slur

Self defense is so overused. It's not an automatic thing. It's a legal term, not a cop-out.

“The Things I’ve Seen, I Can’t Unsee”: 30 Times People Were Shocked By How Others Live

Comment on your edit: I didn't read that as "how did he make toast?" but that's an absolutely hilarious unintentional joke as well.

“The Things I’ve Seen, I Can’t Unsee”: 30 Times People Were Shocked By How Others Live

ConstantlyJon • upvoted 20 items 12 hours ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Get it some help, it's clearly suicidal

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Rock - can - opener ?

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

For the small visits...

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Methinks you're storing them in a way that causes the chipping, or storing something near them causing the chipping XD

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Lick the bag. Dignity is for people who don't get icing.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Why would one want such a device to be Battery-Powered ??? Are you planning to take it out on a picnic?

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Hold on! Maybe the hungry caterpillar got it first.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I refer to my earlier comment about the future sucking, and also I hope HP goes bankrupt.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Never pull from the bottom.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Unscrew handles, remove, screw back on

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Printer really hates OP

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I carry my own reusable ones. always have one in a nice bamboo box with me in my bag. never looked back, never use a paper one.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Why am I not surprised it's a Walmart?

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

That is not how leather cracks`.. this looks like plastic.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Cancel order ..... F them

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

The result of centuries of incest.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Swzzt home Alabsma!

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Not only that but the explanation is so condescending!

Luxury Resort Employees Reveal Dark, Juicy And Weird Secrets (30 Answers)

What did I just read

“If You Haven’t Seen It, Please... Just Don’t”: 30 Disturbing Movies That Left People Traumatized

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