A mark of a good employee is that they're often willing to do more than listed in their job description. Sadly, not every worker feels so motivated. According to a poll Gallup conducted last year, 68% of the workforce might be phoning it in, as only 32% feel fully engaged at work.
Although probably infuriating to their bosses, these workers' minimum efforts often yield some pretty hilarious results. That's where the "I Did The Job, Boss" subreddit comes in. They collect all sorts of jobs done poorly, whether by accident or on purpose. If you ever feel you're not pulling your weight at work, check these out and you'll probably feel much better.
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Write A Dictionary Definition For Horse
Welder Took The Instructions Seriously
I Launched The Update Boss
I Wrote The Article, Boss
Signs Up Boss
Add A Title
Ummm
Painted The Truck, Boss
He Did The Job
I For Lady B-I-Rd
Added The Illustration To The Sign, Boss
If you see someone DROWNING, laugh at them loudly, then call 911.
An Appropriate Subtitle
I See You
Found This Abomination To Disability
I Put Up The Tiles, Boss
A New Guy Was Asked To Make Sure Printer Has Paper
I Made The Bicycle Lane Boss
When Your Water Heater Becomes The Ground Path For Your House's Electricity
Received An Upwaprd Package
This F*** Motivational Quote
Changed The Colours On The Poster Boss
I Finished The Club's Toilet Room Boss
Don’t Go Swimming In Cigarettes
The Steps Are Complete!
Cant Be Asked
Powerwashed The Stairs, Boss
What Do You Mean By "This Is A Historical Monument"?
I Painted The Mercedes, Boss!
It Is Done
Did It Boss
I Marked The Gas Lines Boss
Homeowner: "I Absolutely Need This Faucet!"
Fence Built Around A Rock In Costco Parking Lot
Delivered Your Badminton Racket “Safely” Boss
Nice
Gee Thanks
On the plus side, that turbo hand dryer will remove water from the counter as well.
Can You Get A New Paper Towel Roll?
I Installed The Processor Boss
Just Feel Bad About This One, Good Intentions Gone Wrong
Installed The New Toilet Lock Boss
I Painted The Lines Boss
Love that they've painted lines ONLY on the bit of tarmac they patched.
I Powered Up The Alarm Boss
I Put The Ad On The Truck Boss
I Put The Poster Boss
I Translated The Instructions Boss
Someone at Leifheit (german company that produces household items like f.e. ironing boards and cleaning supplies) always sings the first 2 verses of our national anthem as well, huh?
I Had A Stroke Boss
I Changed The Nummer Boss
8am to 8pm (now 9pm) below that is Sunday “ in Dutch” with time 11am to 6pm
I Introduced The Lessons Boss
Hung Up The New Basketball Hoop, Boss
These are usually for elementary schools to lower the hoop height from the standard 10 feet, and are removable.
