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Lene • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

I don't know if you can. But OP's ex could. 🤷‍♀️

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

Wow. That was not very nice. I got a bit angry just by reading that answer. Well.... on to the next awful breakup.

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

I don't know if you can. But OP's ex could. 🤷‍♀️

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

Wow. That was not very nice. I got a bit angry just by reading that answer. Well.... on to the next awful breakup.

41 Stories Of Family Drama That Range From Funny To Absolutely Chaotic

My mom and her husband has hated my bf's dad for 11 years now. Because he didn't help with the dishes at a big family gathering. They didn't see how he helped taking tables and chairs away the next day. But even after I told them, they still haven't forgotten how he didn't help with the dishes..... 🙄

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Oh.... that's supposed to be hair. For a sec I thought it was brain matter. 😄😄

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Lene • commented on 33 posts 2 months ago

50 Hilarious Driving Memes That Explain Why Road Rage Exists

If I'm alone in the car I just turn up the volume on the music and sing along as loudly as I can 😄 sometimes I stay behind a slow tractor just so I can have a bit longer singing-time 🤣🤣🤣

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

Yeah. I totally agree, Andrew. I always make an effort to answer my kids' questions in age-appropriate ways. My only limit is anything that involves my childhood traumas, séxual violence, and child abüse. I will also show them how to look for info and pictures online and in books. I love that my kids aren't afraid to ask questions and I love that they are actually interested in getting to know the world.

50 Hilarious Driving Memes That Explain Why Road Rage Exists

If I'm alone in the car I just turn up the volume on the music and sing along as loudly as I can 😄 sometimes I stay behind a slow tractor just so I can have a bit longer singing-time 🤣🤣🤣

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

Like in that horrible sigma boy-song? I think I read somewhere that it means a boy who doesn't care about listening to authorities and that (somehow) makes him cool. I hope I got it completely wrong, though.

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

When my kids noticed the hairs on my arm they looked at all worried "aren't you going to take them off like you do with your armpits?" But the funny thing is they don't care about the hairs on my legs. 🤷‍♀️

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

When I was a kid I didn't want to pack too much stuff for school camps and girl scout camps.... so I just used my flashlight as a stuffed animal.

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

Alphabet game with swear words. We usually only get to a word for b**t until they give up because they laugh too much.

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

My 6yo just asked me today if she can call me a "big sweet bee". I asked her why and she said she's trying to make nicknames for people and she made that name for me. 🥰

People Are Sharing The Things That Ruined Their Thanksgiving, And These 44 Are Wild

🎵all I want for Christmaaaaaaas.... is a divooooooooorce 🎶

“Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared

Me, probably.

“Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared

We have a "politician" like that. He likes to burn the Q'uran. He doesn't seem to understand why he's banned from so many places. Luckily it seems he's staying out of the media lately.

“Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared

I may be wrong, but afair from studying religion at uni, the Catholic church has traditionally not wanted to have anything to do with suicides because, to them, it is blasphemy since they chose to take their own life before it was due according to "God's plan". Free will and all that.

“Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared

On her way to her seat after reading the letter, someone should have insisted on seeing it, taking it out of her hands and standing up and reading it all correctly. For everyone to hear. I'd have loved that for the uncle to have happened.

40 Fascinating Viking Facts You Probably Haven’t Heard Before

Valhalla is the home of Odin and his einherjer. And yes, it is located in Asgard. :)

40 Fascinating Viking Facts You Probably Haven’t Heard Before

I believe they used a word like "heathen" instead, as a person who lives on the heath.

50 Random And Unhinged Memes From “Posts That Hit Different At 3AM”

Aahhh..... makes my drunk biting make sense 🤣

Creepy ‘Would You Rather’ Scenarios That’ll Test How Fearless You Really Are

I would just never look at my reflection again.

50 Chaotic Images Where "Things Only Get Weirder" The Longer You Look (New Pics)

I googled it because the autism in me needed to know. But now my ADHD decided that naaaah, not important enough to remember. I came, I saw, I completely forgot. All within ca. 30 seconds.

50 Chaotic Images Where "Things Only Get Weirder" The Longer You Look (New Pics)

Wow 😳 had to send that photo to a friend..... 😬

50 Hilarious And Relatable Posts From “Sky Babe Memes”

My bf and I did that when we were at the maternity ward with our first kid. Lol

50 Hilarious And Relatable Posts From “Sky Babe Memes”

Sometimes I need to find paper and pen and write it all down. Because I still can't breathe and my friend just looks worried because I am not breathing.... but they MUST know the fun thing before I dıe from laughter. Lol

"What I Ordered VS. What I Got”: 50 Times Careless Online Shopping Backfired In The Most Hilarious Ways (New Pics)

Is it only here in Denmark you are bombarded with info about not to buy especially electronics and toys from those online China stores? There are so many awful chemicals in the toys and the electronics are completely not made with safety in mind.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

A few years ago my kids wanted this plush toy with a character they know from TV. The toy could play hide and seek with this little cloth that was attached to the toy. So it could move the arms and say peekaboo. We saw it in a Christmas catalogue and in the text next to the picture of the toy it said that the batteries could not be removed. And just thinking about a toy that uses batteries but no option of changing them... made both me and my bf so annoyed we told the kids that it was not an option for their wish list. We still talk about it some times. And we still get super annoyed about it. Oh, at some point we got some baby toys 2nd hand. One was this plastuc dog with wheels on and some lights and lots of buttons to push on for music. There was no button to turn the toy off! YOU COULD NOT TURN IT OFF!!! so as soon as we could we tossed that toy. Oh my gay gods it was one annoying toy!

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

My bf of 12 years still finds it weird that I check the eggs before putting them in the basket in the store. He must have forgotten all the times I found cråcked eggs in the cartons. I also thought that checking the eggs was something everybody did. But not my bf, it seems. 🤔

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

Oh wow. This is so upsetting. So unfair that OP had to experience this! What an awful behaviour the nephew is allowed to have. And that kid is gonna grow up and probably still have tantrums as an adult. Smh. If I could, I'd send OP some of my old CDs that I don't listen to anymore. Seems they'd fit well with OPs collection. Lol.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

So.... OP has coffee powder between their toes now. Lol.

“Seriously, Send Help”: 50 Inconveniences That Are Mild Yet Very Infuriating (New Pics)

....and that was hopefully the last time OP had family over for more than a few hours. Ever.

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Lene • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

And why don't any of these people decorate their walls?

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

And why don't any of these people decorate their walls?

“Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared

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Lene • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

I don't know if you can. But OP's ex could. 🤷‍♀️

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

Wow. That was not very nice. I got a bit angry just by reading that answer. Well.... on to the next awful breakup.

41 Stories Of Family Drama That Range From Funny To Absolutely Chaotic

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Tattoos The Internet Won’t Let These People Ever Forget (New Pics)

Oh.... that's supposed to be hair. For a sec I thought it was brain matter. 😄😄

Lene • commented on 16 posts 2 months ago

50 Hilarious Driving Memes That Explain Why Road Rage Exists

If I'm alone in the car I just turn up the volume on the music and sing along as loudly as I can 😄 sometimes I stay behind a slow tractor just so I can have a bit longer singing-time 🤣🤣🤣

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

When I was a kid I didn't want to pack too much stuff for school camps and girl scout camps.... so I just used my flashlight as a stuffed animal.

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

Alphabet game with swear words. We usually only get to a word for b**t until they give up because they laugh too much.

These 50 Parents Barely Made It Through October, But At Least They Were Funny On X

My 6yo just asked me today if she can call me a "big sweet bee". I asked her why and she said she's trying to make nicknames for people and she made that name for me. 🥰

"Subwaygram": 40 Candid Photos Of New York’s Subway Riders

Oooh! A mr. Buttons (what my bf and I call men in too tight shirts where the buttons are very close to be dəadly weapons).

"Subwaygram": 40 Candid Photos Of New York’s Subway Riders

What bothers me the most in this picture is that his ear is not going through the hole made for the ear to go through. 😬 but I guess I'm just weird so nm me 🙃

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

I'd totally add this to my (new) collection of Christian propaganda 😄😄

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

Oohhh.. I think I got some Christian propaganda booklets (or whatever the format is called)! I would LOVE to add more to the collection 😄 (I'm not Christian. I'm Norse pagan.)

50 Photos Showing That Halloween Doesn’t Always Go According To Plan

56 Organization Hacks That Will Forever Change How You See Your Home

(Regarding my comment about stationery stuff a few pics up) see... this is more the size of storage I need. 😄

56 Organization Hacks That Will Forever Change How You See Your Home

People Are Sharing The Things That Ruined Their Thanksgiving, And These 44 Are Wild

🎵all I want for Christmaaaaaaas.... is a divooooooooorce 🎶

“Painfully Awkward”: 46 Of The Worst And Most Chaotic Funeral Stories People Have Shared

Me, probably.

Lene • upvoted 20 items 1 month ago

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

Meanwhile, here is me spending 30 minutes reading about cleaning instead of cleaning

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

And why don't any of these people decorate their walls?

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

With these rooms that end up basically empty, where does all the stuff go? Is it all trash to throw out? Does it get sorted and stored in another room?

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

I've been wondering that too.

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

I am not familiar with laundry stripping.

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

I always considered the dulling/dirtying of my Chuck Taylors to be a mark of use and love and would get annoyed when anyone would clean them that way. My boots, on the other hand, get polished regularly.

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

Aww that's so cute lucky teddy. 🧸

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

That kind of stuff is scary.

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

Drama queen . . . .

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

Upvoted for 'Kind of ugly kids, but kids all the same'

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

I mean....where even to start..

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

She should have seen this coming, sorry girl...

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

Talk about a toxic work environment...

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

I feel OP dogded a c.l.u.s.t.e.r.f.u.c.k. of issues right there.

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

Good to see that OP learned the lesson in the end.

50 People Share The Wildest, Pettiest, And Most Unexpected Breakups They’ve Ever Been Through

OMG, poor OP. Yes, he's better off, but what a price to pay. Hope he never had to face that person again. And hope she got what she deserved. And btw - who read the first words and thought they were written by a woman? Men can be victims of domestic violence, too!

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

Thank you for helping the fish.

60 Of The Most Satisfying Before And After Cleaning Photos On The Internet Today (New Pics)

Good on you!

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25 People Confess Secrets They’d Only Reveal Under The Condition Of Complete Anonymity

Well the comments were an absolute shítshow!

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