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It’s great if you’re confident, but too much of a good thing can be toxic. When someone doesn’t bother to question whether they’re right or wrong, they can start spreading complete nonsense. And we should all know by now that opinions aren’t the same as facts. Tell that to a narcissist, though!

That’s where the ‘Confidently Incorrect’ online community comes in. Its members call out delusional people who share completely incorrect things online. We’re featuring some of their biggest fails, and they are cringy as heck. Scroll down to check them out, but beware, the secondhand embarrassment is real.

#1

South Africa Isn't Africa According To This Numbnuts

Online discussion roasting confidently incorrect individuals on citizenship and African identity in a social media post.

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Fox
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol thank you for incorrecting me. Love it.

JoMeBee
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also love that maga will accept a white African as a favorite son, but a Black man born in Hawaii can't possibly a citizen! I can respect conservative points of view (usually); I just can't handle the hypocrisy. SMH.

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Norfolk and good
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2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elon Musk was living in South Africa during apartheid but being white and rich meant that it didn't affect him, hence his distorted view of the facts. Compare his childhood to that of Trevor Noah who was born to an interracial couple at a time it was still illegal and his mother had to pretend to be his nanny for fear of being arrested.

Mel in Georgia
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw Trevor in a live show and his story (and his mother's) is incredible.

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Anony Mouse
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If Musk’s forebears were born in Ireland, he’d be an Irish-American. Whereas since he was born in South Africa, he’s actually an African-American 😳. (Sincere apologies to dark skinned Americans).

Amy Smith
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Incorrecting... Great word

Nova Rook
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Musk is a neo n**i and was raised by racists.

KatSaidThat
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This always makes me facepalm. Sincerely, a Saffa.

Zoe Vokes
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MAGA Americans, “He’s rich and white therefore he’s an American. But if anybody immigrates over here and is poor then they’re definitely not an American and should go back home (especially those from South America).”

Foxglove🇮🇪
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, Musk isn't a US citizen, he's still South African and has a visa for the US

RB
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, he has been a US citizen since 2002. He's been in the country since 1995 and there's a gap where he most likely should have been considered an illegal immigrant, but... privilege.

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Panda-sized Potato
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2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That fact d*****s got 21 likes and 3 retweets is sad.

Cipi
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1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is soooo hilarious, that's the people who vote for maga

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    #2

    "No Nation Older Than 250 Years"

    Social media post confidently incorrect about nation's age with a witty roast in replies in an online group discussion.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one! FFS the USA doesn't even predate indoor plumbing.

    Jac Carr
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    250 years and they still don't have a decent education system

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The country of Egypt has been continuous for thousands of years

    Auntriarch
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the advert the Egyptian tourist board brought out in 2000: "join us for our seventh millennium" 😂

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    CK
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While this person is incorrect, many countries that are not considered young haven't retained the same government structure for very long, which by some definitions makes them young countries. A pub can even be older than the country it's located in.

    Rosie Hamilton
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. UK itself isn't THAT old. England et al, is a fair bit older. Though the lands existed, people lived on them. Human activity occurred in the Americas as long as 23,000 years ago – about 10,000 years earlier than previously thought. Oldest structures in the US, two adobe buildings, date back to between 1000 and 1450 AD. Just formalising a country? There are much younger than the US.

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    Julie Thigpen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m American and have been blessed with living abroad. I’ve visited pubs, temples, and whole countries that are several thousand years old. Yes, most Americans are very stupid. I facepalm daily!

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My own town just celebrated 800 years. Our country is WELL over a thousand years old. And should we talk about Egypt, Greece or China? XD

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Wyvern Emperor: the ancient Hellenes were never a unified polity. They were a constantly warring set of independent city states. If you want really long-lasting nations, I'd look at Egypt and Persia/Iran - yes, Egypt was incorporated into the Roman empire, but it always retained its identity (hard to avoid when the country is basically "two strips of farmland next to the big river all surrounded by desert) and some form of local rule. China's history is incredibly messy - what we think of as modern China has *parts* which have been nation states for a very long time, but - oh boy, it's messy, very very messy.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ Making us all look bad...

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very few dynasties last more than 250 years. The Ottomans are a rare exception, but the accomplished it by practicing fratricide of all but one heir.

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is up here all the time, and never once has it made any sense at all.

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as italian livin in a place where before being roman was Etruscan - coughs

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Italy was only unified in 1871, so it's arguably a younger country than the USA.

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    #3

    Someone Got Their History Tests Handed Back Face Down🤭

    Screenshot of a social media reply correcting a confident but incorrect claim about Canada’s role in WWII.

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    Kate Johnson
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American educational system obviously leaves a lot to be desired.

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of Americans leave a lot to be desired. -- American here.

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    turk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the US didn't have so many stupid people, we wouldn't have the current administration.

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all about divide and conquer by throwing out "take back our country" narrative. It's how Boris got so far. (UK)

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada is part of the British Empire and that's the second time I've mentioned them in these comments. One more and they're going to march through my door and steal my painting of Dogs Playing Poker.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slanderous nonsense, we bought it, fair and square, from your current overlord, your cat.

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    Oerff On Tour
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it were predominantly the Canadians who liberated the Netherlands. And they also gave refuge to our royal family during the war

    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The raid on Dieppe, Juno Beach on D-Day...I'm not a Canadian, and I'm sure people more knowledgeable than me will be able to add much more.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say no Canadians were hurt at Juno beach on D-Day.

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    David
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American I can see why this happens...this country was built on the sacrifices of so many people but the history books turn them into footnotes...other countries are smart enough to embrace the flaws and their failures along with their successes...America doesn't do that. Our politicians have become convinced that if we teach the good along with the bad, the students will collapse into sobbing heaps and never become successful. What a joke.

    Kit Black
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask your average Brit how much they are taught about the various revolutionary wars fought to throw off British Rule...

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fighter pilots in exile fly over foreign land. When the battle has been won, tell of 401. Fighter pilots from Canada in the battle of Britain. Guarding the skies of the isle.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red Wyvern Emperor: the Canadian's weren't - properly speaking - in exile. That'd apply more to the Polish and Czech pilots who made their way from their German (and Soviet) occupied countries to the UK, joined the RAF, and - flew with astonishing bravery and skill in defence of the UK and in support of the Allied invasion of Europe. I mean, the Canadian pilots did all that "flying with astonishing bravery" too (along with many South Africans, French, and I don't know who else) - but the Canadians had less bother getting here, you know?

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    Jack
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crazy thing is, this person is assuming this. No history teacher straight up lies like that, so this person decided on their own, absent any facts, that Canada wasn't involved.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll go you one better: the Canadians also fought in the Great War.

    Nova Rook
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Boer war and Korean war and in Afghanistan. When our allies need us we are there. Until the Great Betrayal when America stabbed us in the back.

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    liam newton-harding
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person also needs to look up why we have the Geneva Checklist...and just how much the Canadians were the reason we have the Geneva Checklist.

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    Having the right amount of confidence is great for you. Too little of it and you might find it hard to fulfil your goals, have positive relationships, and do well at work. Too much of it and it can end up biting you on the behind.

    As the BBC points out, a bit of overconfidence can be useful. “Success often comes from taking risks and stretching ourselves to the limits of our abilities or beyond. If you display confidence in yourself, you inspire confidence in others. You are more likely to be believed, trusted, and promoted if you express your views confidently.”

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    However, too much overconfidence is harmful. As the iconic Dunning-Kruger effect notes, people who overestimate their abilities the most tend to be the worst when they actually have to do something.

    #4

    Biodiversity Conference In Hawaii Canceled Because Usda Secretary Thought It Was Dei

    Text post about the secretary of agriculture canceling a biodiversity meeting, showing a confidently incorrect claim.

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    Kate Johnson
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    2 weeks ago

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    Jac Carr
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's shocking how many mentally ill rapist supporters are wandering around the country and we never knew

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    B Hobbs
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During Donnie's first term, he appointed a lot of smart people who argued with him. This time, he is appointing people who always agree with him, being smart was never considered.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm, he didn't? His first administration was a bunch of idiots too.

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    Jan Rosier
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enlighten a European please, what's DEI ?

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Judge a leader by the people he surrounds himself with." Enough said?

    Kerry Borthwick
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a UK person I have to look it up -DEI is an acronym for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Hope it helps

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the secretary of agriculture doesn’t know what biodiversity is they shouldn’t be secretary of agriculture

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t realise saving animals is woke now…

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To some people, even *not* dumping toxic waste into the ocean is "woke."

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    Danielle
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello yes, I work in environmental science, one of my colleagues in the USA told me recently that her funding was at risk of being cut for this EXACT reason. The presence of the word diversity, in her ecology study.

    Gordon
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's MAGA - Is anyone surprised?

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    #5

    Anti Vaxxer Logic

    Screenshot of an online roast where someone corrects vaccine misinformation by explaining injection into muscle.

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    Rick Murray
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are risks to putting *anything* in the body, from peanuts in the mouth to smoke in the lungs to tampons you-know-where, because the body is extremely complex, kind of weird, and we're all just a little bit different from each other.

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dont even get me started on the dangers of oxygen - every person inhaling oxygen WILL die.

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    Papa
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting vaccines is a risk. However, that risk is very small, and it pales in comparison to the risk of getting the disease instead of the vaccine.

    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep its the same as the risk of wearing a seatbelt. like yeah sure, the seatbelt may cause broken ribs and a broken sternum and bruising, but the damage caused is far less likely and far far less deadly than flying through a windshield at 80 miles per hour.

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    Kate Johnson
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's unfortunate that people this stupid have chidlren.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think only allowing smart people to have kids would fall under eugenics though

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    Jack
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why they study before the injection. It's not random. Why do conspiracy theorists act like everyone is as cluelessly flailing through life?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It availability bias. They see the anomoly ( pushed by tv / social media ) and think it is the norm. This is why they believe SNAP recepients do not work, are driving to food banks in bmwwith a starbucks and loading their grocery cart with soda, junk food , steak and lobster.

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    Sam Trudeau
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that they censor vaccine. Even BP isn't that stupid

    Becky Samuel
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They censor the word vaccine because the bots that seek out antivax content will swoop down and remove their comments if they don't. Which is the opposite of stupid.

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    Panda Bear
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don’t vaccinate your children you don’t deserve to have them

    Gareth
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only a mater of time before the anti-vaxxers start demanding the return of small pox, polio and diptheria for extra measure to ban seat belts from cars.

    Laura Lawson
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By this person's reasoning, all diabetics should be denied insulin. Medicinal insulin is a synthetic substance not created through humans but bacteria. So it's a foreign substance which is injected into the body. The actual process is quite fascinating!!

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP censored “vaccines”? Do they work for BP?

    EJN
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winning point to vaccines!

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    #6

    Ok Buddy

    Screenshot of an online group conversation roasting confidently incorrect geography statements about Spanish and Dutch origins.

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    Mreoww
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d suggest this person buy a globe, but I think it’d be better if someone smacked them in the head with it.

    LadyKing
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They seem the kind of person who would believe the globe is propaganda against flat earthers 😂

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    CP
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person just knows that people speak Spanish in South America and doesn't know why.

    Bruce Mardle
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they all spoke Latin in Latin America ← joking

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    L.V
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make them drive to Spain, for funsies

    WubiDubi
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stereotype: American's unknowledge of languages is influenced by their unknowledge of geography

    Zoe Vokes
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    South America, hence why some countries speak Spanish. I wonder if he thinks Portugal is in South America too, but he probably doesn’t know some South American countries speak Portuguese.

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    zatrisha
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in Europe and there people from Spain are not seen as people of color either, because on the sunny side of Europe everyone just has a little darker skin. It's just the weather.

    Roni Stone
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spain has a little bit of land on the African continent, though it is almost entirely located on the Iberian Peninsula of Europe. Not sure if the citizens of those Spanish cities on the African continent are considered African or European, but Spain, itself, is a European nation. Whew! (They're almost as mixed up as we are in the US. Yes, maga, Puerto Ricans ARE considered Americans.)

    Jay Cee
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are, of course, the Canary Islands.

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    Wonnie-Cookie713
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spain is in Europe but SPANISH is in South America. 🫣🫣

    Panda Cat
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    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone even come up with that idea‽

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    According to the BBC, your personality has a big impact on your misplaced confidence. If you tend to have more narcissistic tendencies, you’re more likely to have an overly inflated sense of self-worth and confidence. What’s more, broadly speaking, men also tend to display more overconfidence than women.

    The issue with being way too confident about your abilities is that it can hurt you and others around you. For instance, if you have to face a grizzly bear or land a plane, an honest assessment of your skills is best. Don’t get in a fight when you can avoid it. And don’t claim that you can land a plane when someone else might be more knowledgeable than you.

    #7

    All Art Is Benign As Mayo Apparently

    Online group roast of confidently incorrect individual debating art and its political role in history with sarcastic replies.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember some fool criticizing Rage Against the Machine for "becoming political." And someone replied with "What machine did you think they were raging against all this time - the dishwasher?"

    Luke Branwen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Magats complaining that RATM or Green Day (or even Star Trek / Wars) "became woke" are among the most unintentionally funny people on the planet

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mind immediately is picturing Shakespeare and Banksy meeting in a pub.

    Apatheist Account2
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The landlord says to Shakespeare "Get out! You're Bard!"

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    SheHulk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guernica, Picasso.

    Child of the Stars
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PBS has a very cool 3-part docu-drama on the influence of politics in art during the Renaissance (as told through the eyes of Michelangelo).

    Zac
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im pretty sure its literally the exact opposite. like, most art has some sort of message to it, and a large large portion of those messages, especially in the last few hundred years, have been overtly political. has this person ever read a book in their life? im assuming not.

    Mark Alexander
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate BP's new hiding of URLs. Torben Møller-Nielsen's link is brilliant. And you can't even rely to it. Because it has a relevant link in it.

    Sam Trudeau
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember an Askreddit post of "If Reddit was around in 1919 what would it be like" and the top comment was "Hey guys, should I get into art school or politics?"

    L.V
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don' t even need to take a class. Just listen to UK 80s music

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    #8

    That *Sounds* Good

    Twitter post discussing road grids and curvature with image of an aerial view of country roads, part of confident incorrect roasts.

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    Torben Møller-Nielsen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should try driving on country roads in Denmark. Once in a blue moon I come upon one that is straight for more then 200 meters.

    Sofia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or italy... most of streets in the city/town centers (apart la spezia and turin) are from middleage when are new

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    Glix Drap
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just guessing here, but isn't this to do with the boundaries of fields and (more so in Europe) as to who owns the fields.

    tw 72
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and probably to avoid things like houses, barns, trees, lakes...

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    Robert T
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The twists and turns in our roads are where the roadbuilders followed the sheep....

    Learner Panda
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Britain the roads that corner like the picture are often the boundaries of fields back in the mists of time. If the area has been farmed for centuries, the roads may have deviated because they went round a big tree, or a local landmark.

    Sally Moen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the recent discovery of more Roman Empire roads in Europe than previously found, and alot of them follow the curve of hills or rivers instead of straight lines. Like going from one town to another on foot to peddle your wares at a market would take longer than on a modern road on foot.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because most of them are animal trails, and animals prefer to go around rather than up and down like humans. Many New England roads are the same way for the same reason.

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    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of The Pub Landlord's remarks on a flat Earth: "Flat? It's not even level, is it? The mountains are the clue."

    Bugg
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is correct though I live In Kansas and they did this exact thing

    Charlotte Ingle
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they did this thing - but why? Around where I live ( Lanark Ontario) minor roads sometimes have these jogs to force people to stop and look before crossing the bigger road, since back in the day there was no way to actually police right of way

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    Andrew Read
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So…actually to not cut through paddocks?

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd show my father, the civil engineer, this but not sure I want to be near him at the time.

    Sly Schlang
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folks blurting out "facts" that they "feel" in their tummy instead of educating themselves are flooding the Internet. Poor A.I. has to get seriously ill under these study conditions.

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    #9

    Birthdays

    Online comments roasting confidently incorrect individuals about waiting a year for birthdays in a humorous social media exchange.

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    Kaedyn Walsh
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO one can be this stupid. No one.

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, looking at all the likes that their comment got, it appears lots of people are stupid.

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    SM
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we don't all have to wait a year for the next birthday, some have to wait 4 years. 🤣

    AnnaB
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost 10 IQ points just reading this.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, if mine's Dec 31st I can have one every day???

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either this person is a 8yo kid, or they have consumed enough of their special substance to think like a 8yo child.

    Joey Marlin
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being charitable (for a change) I wonder if they mean literally the calendar year as opposed to 12 months of time... Using their 'logic' if my birthday is in June I have to wait 6 months of one year, then 6 months of the next. I could be wrong and it's still daft either way! 🤷 Why, yes, my head does hurt and I do need a lie-down!! 😆

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And imagine you were born on february the 29th. You only have birthday every every 4 years. When you should be 40yo you are only 10! "Kid, you aged very bad! 💀"

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Durr, just carry it over and have it on February 30th /s

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    Chuck the Cat
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what is more concerning, the fact they think ONLY people born in January have to wait a year for their birthday, or the fact that it has 37k likes.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day of the year is my birthday. 364 days are not. I will happily accept unbirthday gifts.

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    Bruce Mardle
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My birthday is in January. I have to wait till 25 Dec for my next batch of presents. (At least my birthday isn't so close to Christmas that people give me 1 present for both.) I think I should have an "official birthday" mid-year 🙂

    Charlotte Ingle
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew declared his near xmas birthday will be celebrated in Nov. I mean, sure 🤷‍♀️

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    Bryn
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This only works for Thoroughbreds and Quarter Horses /s (For those who don't know, Thoroughbreds and Quarter horses who are purebred and registered in the Northern Hemisphere all share the same "birthday" regardless of when they were actually born. So all of them 1 on January 1st following their birthday)

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Kings and Queens, who always have an official birthday.

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    Meanwhile, Verywell Mind explains that too much confidence can lead to missed opportunities. For example, if you think that a project is beneath your abilities, it can end up harming your career. On the other hand, being overconfident can mean that you take on too much work when you don’t have the right skills.

    Furthermore, excessive confidence can alienate your friends (they’ll think you’re arrogant), result in relationship issues (individuals with over-the-top self-esteem tend to blame their partners more), and put you in awkward situations at work.

    #10

    Silly Marsupial

    Online discussion roasting confidently incorrect statements about opossums being mammals versus marsupials.

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    Jumping Jellyfishes
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have a lower body temperature that makes it difficult for the rabies virus to survive in their bodies, and they are marsupials. Two out of three, I guess?

    L.V
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they learn that some mammals live in water...

    Julie S
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they find out the platypus is a mammal that lays eggs! That one blew my mind.

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    Abel
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not related, but any animal species from Australia are weird and hardcore!

    Celestial Phalanx
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full classification, down to the marsupial infra-class of Mammalia, in case you need it is: Animalia> Chordata> Mammalia> Marsupialiformes> Marsupialia.

    Wonnie-Cookie713
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ BRO WT F??

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only mammals can transmit rabies

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I picture Smoky the Bear saying, "Only you can transmit rabies."

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    Roxy222uk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they’re not mammals then which are they out of reptiles, amphibians, and birds?

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fish, clearly. *waves towards the church re beavers*

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    MushroomHead22
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    best this guy started arguing about the opossum not being a bear.

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    #11

    'Big Brain' Move From This Fella

    Online comments roasting confidently incorrect individuals about geography in a humorous and witty exchange.

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    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You are allowed to be wrong" is an inspired way of calling someone thick...

    Nay Wilson
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    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be pedantic but it’s Samoa, not Somoa

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please never change and always remain pedantic. Pedantry is the word for accurate, as used by those who are incorrect.

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    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moana giving the side eye... (yes, semantics - don't bother)

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This type of stupidity is why people asked me if I saw any kangaroos while visiting Austria. *facepalm*🙄

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because he's allowed to *be* wrong, doesn't mean he'll ever be willing to *admit* he is.

    Gareth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are allowed to be wrong should be the new Trump rallying cry.

    Laserleader
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are the ones who deny that other people are right. So its the rallying cry for everyone else so we can withstand their closed and uneducated minds. Or do I have this backwards?

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well King TACO stopped a war between Cambodia and Armenia so . . .

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid you're somewhat unaware concerning demonyms, so let me suggest you to take some Geography lessons, just in case.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose he thinks lesbians are Lebanese? Hope he never encounters anyone from N***r. He might not like the end result depending on the crown he's in at the time.

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    #12

    Numbers

    Online comments roasting confidently incorrect individuals debating Arabic numbers and educating each other in a lively discussion.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloud Ryn: yes, but: this isn't a dumb question. He's got a reasonable point - he's looked it up and discovered actual modern Arabic numerals aren't the same as the numeral system which was adopted in Europe. He needs to learn more, yes - but mocking him? Uncalled for, I'd say.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're Arabic because they're the first people to use base 10. The Roman numerals were a mess and so were all the rest. In base 10, you can make infinitely larger or smaller numbers using just 10 characters. It's one of the greatest leaps forwarward in human history.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Indians were the first to use base 10. But close enough.

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    FlamingZombies
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now Laura Loomer, Catturd, and Gunther Eagelman are all b******t over Arabic numerals being used in school. Seriously.

    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well i mean they are also trying to defend p********a by saying things like "well its not like he liked 8 year olds, he was into the jailbait barely legal 15 year olds, but like who doesnt find 15 year olds hot right?" so i wouldnt really look to them to have any sort of reality based take on anything. theyre p**o defenders, and p**o defenders tend to be the dumbest f****n people on the planet.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me that question if we should teach children Arabic numbers. XD

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did that again today, on Twitter. I honestly couldn't believe the replies. I so, so hope that it was just a big group of trolls...

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can count with your fingers: 🖕, 🤘,🤟, ✌️✌️, 👊...

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot convince stupidity that it is stupid.........EVER!

    Cougar Allen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them Arabic numerals because they came to us by way of Arabia. They were invented in India. Arabs, like most societies, use letters to represent numbers.

    Dane
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "algebra" not sound even just a little Arabic to you? How about "arithmetic"? Not very 'Murcan-sounding, is it?

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd throw Roman Numerals in to the conversation to just to be mean. Also this week I learned about Greek alphabet numbers. Nice rabbit hole.

    EJN
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first retort was marvelous!!!

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    As WebMD points out, the most common signs of narcissism include:

    1. A sense of entitlement and demanding special treatment
    2. Manipulative and controlling behavior
    3. The constant need for admiration, praise, and recognition, often bragging or exaggerating one’s accomplishments
    4. A lack of empathy and avoiding taking responsibility for one’s own behavior
    5. Arrogance and the belief in being superior to others
    #13

    $15 An Hour = $100k Per Year

    Screenshot of online discussion roasting confidently incorrect wage claims with clear salary math and hourly pay debate.

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    Kate Johnson
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    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAGA's stopped math in 4th grade like Trumpster

    SM
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 4th grade I could do that calculation and get it correct.

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $15 an hour is not $100k a year. That math ain’t mathing. But if $15 an hour is too much to pay the fast food worker providing your food, make your own d**n tacos and quit whining

    SM
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    2 weeks ago

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they WERE making $100k a year to take orders at Taco Bell, how would that affect you? "Oh no, their living wage is infringing on my rights" 🙄🙄

    Kalikima
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't realize that if the Taco Bell wage goes up, so would theirs, and everyone would be happy. They just think people making minimum wage will go up, and then they'll be close to their pay, and that wouldn't make them feel as special and able to lord it over the lowly fast food workers.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those that decry the "welfare state" are completely ignorant of the fact that a Taco Bell worker, the cashier at Walmart or the dollar store ALL qualify.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who complain about welfare are concerned only with their own.

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    Cloud Ryn
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm bad at math but to make 100k you would literally have to try to work 130 hours a week. And quite honestly fuc..k that😅

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for us simpler folk, a rough estimate is to simply double the hourly wage times a thousand - $15 an hour roughly $30K. $50 an hour, roughly $100K. Or you can get "all mathy"

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 hours a week comes out to 2080 work hours in a year. So Anonymouse's calculation is within a few percent.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For 100k, I'm gonna not just carry it to them, but I will serve it on silver platter.

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! Value your labor more than that!!! If you’re willing to carry it on a silver platter you’re worth more than $100K via $15/hr at 150 hours/wk.

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100k a year on a $15-per-hour wage would be 128 hours a week

    Leah Brown
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would have to work roughly 128 hours EVERY week all year long to reach $99k

    Janet Horwith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rePUBICans are so f*****g ignorant.

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    #14

    Apparently Both Parents Need To Be Citizens For You To Be A Natural Born Citizen... Scotus Was Apparently Wrong... There's A Lot But These Are Some Highlights

    Screenshot of Twitter conversation roasting confidently incorrect claims about US citizenship and presidential requirements in an online group.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Red is definitely a Birther, just like Trump. The Constitution just say's "Natural born US citizen". Here's the thing though. You go back to the early years and NONE of our first presidents would qualify. Their parents were BRITISH!. ALL OF THEM.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't till 1837 that the US had a president (Martin Van Buren) not born a British citizen. (And English was Van Buren's second language.)

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    Kate Johnson
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Trumpsters couldn't pass a sixth grade civics test.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be interesting if we could require every congress critter to take the US citizenship test before they could serve? And pass, of course.

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    Val
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not American but my husband is and we live in the states. I'm pretty d**n sure our daughter is an American citizen.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if neither of you were American, if she was born in a territory that is under the legal authority of the United States, she is a natural born citizen. That includes US territories overseas.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SHHHH...don't tell them that Constitutionally a "Christian' nation would be unconstitutional.

    nicholas nolan
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be? It is! "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof-"

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    Michael Largey
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to be a natural born citizen to be president of the US. Conservatives had no problem with the presidential candidacies of John McCain (born in Panama) or Ted Cruz (born in Canada). But they were white, of course.

    John Dilligaf
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do remember some people did raise the issue of McCain's birthplace during his campaign.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the purpose of citizenship, neither of your parents need to be a US citizen. If you're born on US soil, you're a US citizen. That's literally the definition of "birthright citizenship."

    Manny
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, birthright citizenship was established for formerly enslaved people through the 14th Amendment, which was ratified in 1868

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    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, d**n, so Arnold will never have a chance

    Elio
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember some republicans wanting to change the constitution so Armonld could run for president. But I don't think he's interested and he's way too moderate to get the nomination anyway.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I do recall people trying to tell Barry Goldwater he couldn't run for president because he wasn't born in a state. Arizona was still a territory at the time....

    Philly Bob
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition: A natural born citizen is someone who is a U.S. citizen from birth without needing to be naturalized later. Born in the U.S.: Anyone born on U.S. soil is considered a natural born citizen. Born abroad: If a child is born abroad to at least one U.S. citizen parent, the child is also a natural born citizen. Legal debate: While this is the general understanding, there have been legal challenges and debates over specific cases, such as Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada to an American mother. Constitutional requirement: The U.S. Constitution requires a president to be a natural born citizen, over 35 years old, and a resident for at least 14 years.

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    #15

    White Women Can’t Procreate

    Online group roasting confidently incorrect individuals in a humorous social media comment exchange.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is both racist and very confusing.

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh...as a white woman who very vividly remembers giving birth twice, I'm very confused.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be confused. You procreated therefore you're black /s

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    Mreoww
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Asian, I am wondering how I came into existence.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow Asian, I was lab grown as only black people can procreate

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    Kaedyn Walsh
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the really ridiculous ones like these are just ppl playing dumb. Surely no one is this stupid....

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, some people are that stupid. One frequently comments here on BP.

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So somebody please explain to me the three children that I gave birth to. I’m pretty sure they came out of me. I was there

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly you identify as black and that's the reason. (THIS IS A JOKE BY THE WAY).

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    azubi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here's me having spent all this money on useless birth control

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother would like a word...

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to figure out what they mean, it has something to do with evolution or origins of humans coming out of Africa?

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to presume they don’t know what procreate means, because they surely can’t believe that white women can’t reproduce.

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    Robert T
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they just amateurcreate then?

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    Everyone makes mistakes from time to time. But how you react to being wrong says a ton about your values and character. The healthy thing to do is to admit to having messed up, apologize, and (if you can!) laugh it off. People see you as more down-to-earth if you’re not afraid of admitting your flaws.

    Besides, when you’re humble, you show everyone that you’re open-minded and focus on growth, instead of protecting your ego. And mistakes can be great opportunities to grow and learn something new.

    On the other hand, if you double down when you’re wrong or try to pretend you never messed up in the first place, you’re going to push a lot of people away.

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    #16

    On A Video About Dissolving Pills In Water Using A Syringe

    Online discussion roasting confidently incorrect claims about how pills dissolve in the body, highlighting enteric coating facts.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be a Gastroenterologist to know that! Also how TF did I spell "Gastroenterologist" correctly the first time?

    Norfolk and good
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modified release tablets must also be swallowed whole. Crushing it up before swallowing releases the whole dose at once and can not only lead to toxicity, but also means that they've underdosed for later on.

    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah i take Extended release adderall and a friend of mine said "wow you take the whole pill? i open it up and take it like that so it works faster" well yeah thats cool but the reason i take extended release is because i need the adderall to work, like all day. not just the really jittery three hours after i take it.

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    Huddo's sister
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctors had to be careful prescribing to my little brother because all his tablets had to be able to be crushed so that they could go in his feeding tube.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you should have learned in school that digestion STARTS in the mouth.

    spacer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, another issue is the chance the pill gets stuck in your throat on the way down - which could eventually k**l you if you dont get it out. but yes that too.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not parts, “areas”.

    Ben
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    2 weeks ago

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    I think he is trying to talk about probiotics.

    Crystalwitch60
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    2 weeks ago

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    NO NO THEY DONT 😂they ALL dissolve in the stomach,or they like WOULDNT WORK 😳🤦‍♀️

    Lady Eowyn
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprise, surprise, she's wrong again.

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    #17

    The Moon Doesn't Reflect Light

    Confidently incorrect claim about the moon and rocks reflecting light, roasted in an online group discussion.

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    cugel.
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered who and when this was first realised, Anaxagoras about 450 BCE, a likely candidate.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that in ancient greece they even calculated that the Moon is round and how far it was. Not sure about the dates though.

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    Stygtand
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything either reflects light, or emits it. How else are you supposed to see it?

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at this guy, believing that the moon exists at all! /s

    Julie S
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese doesn't reflect light.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the moon is made of cheese, Wallace and Gromit checked that out and it's true!

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    Abel
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to explain an eclipse to them. Good luck.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all agree that it's made of cheese.

    Jack
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    light reflecting off things is literally how we see.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has no one else lit a room during a power outage by sitting a flashlight on its end, pointing up at the white ceiling to light the room?

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Sun, Moon and planets turn around Earth. F~$·& you, Kepler, Brahe and Galileo!

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    #18

    Bacteria Don’t Exist?

    Screenshot of a social media post roasting a confidently incorrect claim about bacteria and raw meat with added educational context.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw foodists are some of the weirdest people in the whole world. Also I know bacteria exist. I have seen them and I learned to identify many of them when I was in college getting my FOOD SCIENCE degree.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there is those who believe in a flat earth.

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacteria are also the reason dry aged meat tastes so good. I have never and will never understand the raw food movement. A hunk of meat cooked over a fire is a beautiful thing

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is not my first language, so I may be wrong, but I think a CHUNK of meat is better cooked and a HUNK of meat is better enjoyed uncooked (but with protection). Both look beautiful by the fireside tho

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    SheHulk
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can´t see it, therefore it doesn´t exist. Curiously, this logic doesn´t seem to apply to deities.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacteria make up a large part of your digestive microbiome, with thousands of viruses to help keep it in check.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homo erectus was cooking food, we literally evolved to eat cooked food

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly... I'd let them eat raw meat. Let's see how it goes. XD

    L.V
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF the correct type of meat, conserved and prepared in the right way, it can be fine ( eg: beef tartar).

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    Mreoww
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I’ve heard a lot of dumb things, but I am quite literally failing to wrap my head around this one.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the women who died in childbirth because physicians refused to wash their hands.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok then op eat raw chicken then come back with the results 😂

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little bacteria called salmonella would like to have a word.

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is begging for botulism.

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    During a previous interview, Bored Panda got in touch with redditor ShadowAlchemy, the founder of the entire ‘Confidently Incorrect’ community. They told us that they had decided to create the subreddit “on a whim,” after seeing a video of Conan interviewing Jennifer Garner.

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    #19

    Assuming A Bestselling Australian Author Would Use American Spelling & Grammar

    Screenshot of a social media roast showing a confident correction of spelling errors in an online cooking group.

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    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of incorrectly spelling "corect".

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How insulated from reality do you have to be to not know about the British Empire or where the English language came from?

    Marivali
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently you just have to be American

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favoUrite coloUr is grEy, and my neighboUrs love mathS and aluminIum cans.

    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here, I love spelling grey grey. I just think it looks better.

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    Ghostchaplain16
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty years ago, Publishers Weekly wrote "the average American male never reads another book after high school." Imagine how much fewer of them read books today, when talk radio, streaming, non-stop sports betting, etc. are out there. We've always had a literacy problem, but it's exacerbated by the refusal to keep learning--an act made more productive by reading.

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been able to understand the non-reading thing. I always have a book in my purse in case I have to wait somewhere. Yeah, sometimes I spend too much time reading but still...

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    Kristy Marion
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nagi is a national treasure in Australia. I am so proud she's made it big overseas, but she is unapologetically Aussie and so is the way she writes her recipes.

    Grumpy Old Broad
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As it should be! I'm an American who cooks at least 3 of Nagi's recipes per week. She's awesome and so is Dozer! 🐕

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    Chuck the Cat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually can't be doing with Crystal witch. She criticises "slang" and "corrects" these spellings, yet uses incorrect spellings herself. Not to mention the endless "facts". She clearly knows what she's doing because her profile pic (which is changed every 2 seconds) says she does not care what people think of her. This indicates she knows that people have a reason to be annoyed at her. Edit: Not anymore, her profile pic has changed again!

    Jerusalem Cat Syndrome
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this thing called "punctuation". It has rules and everything.

    CP
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get me started with how people don't realise the English hate the letter Zed.

    Damned_Cat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who thought that the British versions were pronounced "flav-OUR" and "kuhl-OOR.

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    #20

    He Didn't Do His Research

    Text post roasting a confident but incorrect individual quoting Fight Club, with comments mocking the misunderstanding.

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    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there should be a legal punishment for the people who decided that reading comprehension skills werent important enough to be taught in grade school anymore. its truly a curse upon society that the people who cannot understand the things they read are just walking around in their ignorance. id like to fight the person who started the whole "um ackshaully sometimes the author just means that the curtains are blue". people dont even try to understand the things they read. ive seen it the most in gen x but its still very prevalent in every generation.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Gen-x is going to enjoy the fight. Reason being the “blue curtain debate” is a literary trope where readers over-analyze simple descriptions to infer deeper symbolic meaning; even arguing with the actual author as to what they *really* meant by their choice of colour. If you want to have a fight over understanding what is written, I suggest you first educate yourself on the difference between comprehension and interpretation. As you say yourself, reading comprehension is important.

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    CP
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many people watched that movie wrong.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree and I found the book to be better. The movie did not contain the ending of the book.

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    Abel
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoilers: It is about inconformism and mental issues.

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still fail to see how "snowflake" is an insult - together a lot of snowflakes create a devastating avalanche or a furious blizzard....

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they realise Frankenstein was the monster.

    Roni Stone
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that the creature was neither Frankenstein nor a monster.

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    Chilli
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the second rule of fight club is don't tell toxic men what fight club is really about

    Deeelite
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's NOT what the book Fight Club is about. The movie was awesome

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    Janet Horwith
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a dog called Snowflake once

    Earonn -
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    2 weeks ago

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    "Mest" relevant?

    Shoshanna
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means "most" in Norwegian and Danish I think, and relevant is the same word as in English

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    #21

    Blood Nearlyboiling But Heart Rate Normal

    Screenshot of an online roast where someone confidently answers a health question incorrectly in the online group.

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posts like this nearly make my blood boil.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were measuring in Fahrenheit. In Celsius, somebody is in the soup pot

    elmortero
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which I am not against, but if it's still beating by then, I am not eating it, and I'll pass on the soup too Well that, and the something better be a 4-legger 😀

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    Otto Katz
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't know what 98.7C is, but I know what 98.7f is. and I am pretty sure they are not the same, and the person with 98.7c would be dead.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Body temperature and heart rate are the same. Just like some people have same cholesterol and IQ.

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are saunas that hot.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than 40°C internal temp. and you are dead or very near, from the fever.

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain tissue starts to literally melt at 42 degree celsius, so yeah not a healthy temperature

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My man is nearly boiling here. XD Oh wait, if he's somewhere high, he's boiling already.

    Janet Horwith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus Mary and JoJo! This $#!+ has got to be made up. Stupidity has reached an all time low point.

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    “I wake up with probably 1,000 or so notifications, apparently the sub had blown up overnight! Tons of people were talking about the ridiculously fast growth of the sub, I think we got around 30k members in our first day. It was super popular its first week,” the founder said.

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    They added that the group’s growth slowed down after the initial burst, but had been steady since then.

    #22

    This Comment

    Online comments roasting confidently incorrect individuals about sponges made of plastic fibers with laughing emojis.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, with the amount of microplastic flowing into the ocean...

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's really super-low per square meter! But the great ocean patch is really big!! And therefore accumulates inte huge amounts of plastic waste! But really ineffective with a smol boat to fish it up, good, but the patch is really big. So good that they started catching the waste in the worst rivers and not waiting till its diluted in the ocean instead!

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    Daya Meyer
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Spongebob Squarepants is made out of plastic. That is good, otherwise he would dry out and shrink on a shop shelf.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd bet real money this yahoo doesn't realize that loofah sponges are made from the fruit of a member of the squash/pumpkin family either!

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They soon will be given how we keep chucking plastic in the ocean.

    Novlette Williams
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At time point the real animals call sponges that live in the ocean probably do have a lot of plastic in them.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to be *really* generous to the person who wrote the last reply, there is another definition of "plastic" that could be applied to the cells of a living sponge. ( I doubt that this person is aware of this distinction, though. )

    WubiDubi
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can blend a natural sponge and it can reassemble itself.

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    #23

    Primary Colors

    Online discussion roasting confidently incorrect color theory claims about primary colors with upvotes and downvotes shown.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Additive vs. Subtractive color theory. Additive works for TV screens. Subtractive works for paint. And for printing we use CYMK. Cyan, Yellow Magenta, and blacK. There's more than one way to display color.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The primary difference between the two is light vs pigment.

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    WubiDubi
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Light theory and paint theory confuse a lot of people.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RGB, Red Green Blue, is for mixing lights. That's how your screen is mixing colors. There are millions of tiny crystals that tint light passing through them from behind. By combining intesity of each color, you get a resulting desired color. You probably actually met this principle in games, where you change three sliders of Red, Green and Blue to change color. The green girl however, is talking about physical colors, paints. Of course, those react differently and indeed, Blue, Red, Yellow and White are the basic colors you work to get all others. In RGB, if you put all colors together, you'll get white. With paints, you'll get black.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember buying one of those toilet tank hanger things that turned the water blue. I was folding clothes on the bed when my son (6yo) raced by the room into the bathroom. He didn't close the BR door and I heard him tinkling into the bowl, then he exclaimed, "Hey, yellow and blue make green!"... Your kids are learning a lot of different ways. ;)

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the guy ain’t wrong, when it comes to light then we have RGB but in pigments we have RYB. Heck, sometimes even printers and digital works have their own primary colours CMYK

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are both right, though. It depends on the frame of reference.

    Janet Horwith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, are hoomans really this f*****g stupid??

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a simple 3rd grade art class covers this

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    1 week ago

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    #24

    So Close!

    People roasting confidently incorrect math conversion in online comments under queue waiting time post.

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    any rei
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people not know an h is 60 min??? That's impossible, they must have seen a clock before!!??

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clocks don't usually mark the minutes from 0 to 59... plus these days, apparently, kids are growing up without being able to read an analogue clock at all.

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    Auntriarch
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asimov did a short story about someone reading 7:50 as half past seven

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public, Private, AND homeschoolers are lining up like in the movie Airplane! to smack this fool.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be working with a decimal clock - so 100 minutes = 1 hour.

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hate so see them try to roast or bake something in the oven.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I started work in a government office in UK, we had flexi-time working but had to record it manually on paper, and add up the hours worked each day and total for the week. Some of my colleagues used a calculator to add up their hours worked.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is yelling at me......"GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I EXPLODE!"

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    Bored Panda also asked the founder of ‘Confidently Incorrect’ for their perspective on confidence and the lack of it. From their point of view, confidence is a vital part of people’s personalities. “Without confidence, we're nothing. Confidence is what gets us out of bed, what gets us out the door to face life. People definitely listen to those who show confidence," ShadowAlchemy told us earlier.

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    Meanwhile, confidence has a direct impact on society and other people’s lives. "Just look at politics. Politicians are probably some of the most confident people on the planet, and a pretty large [number] of people just listen to what they say,” the founder said.

    They added: “No one's gonna listen to a shy person with all the facts.”

    #25

    On A Meme About Optimus Prime Supporting Queer Folk, Someone Mentioned The Bible

    Online comment confidently incorrect, stating no evil acts in the Bible, part of roasting in this online group discussion.

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    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to show you haven't read the Bible, without saying you haven't read the Bible

    LovesBerk
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    1 week ago

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    Spidercat
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone literally presents a head on a plate to someone else...for starters...

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K*****g a whole tribe, cutting of their foreskins and forcefully prostituting their women because they didn't show up for a meeting wasn't nice either

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh boy... Where should we even begin? XD

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slaves, the flood k*****g everyone, stọning, beating the bush? Etc?..... 😬

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there aren’t any evil acts in the bible, why did Eve eat the apple or Noah have to build an ark? Try again

    Vix Spiderthrust
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also what is sin if the Bible contains no examples of sin?

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    Abel
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Old Testament is like a hippie manifesto....

    elmortero
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the one where the two daughters say "do with our dad what women do elsewhere with men"..

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Biblical god literally says: "I form the light and create darkness; I make peace and create evil; I the Lord do all these things."

    Deeelite
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Christian and I even snort laughed

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    #26

    Red Has Clearly Never Set Foot On A Farm

    Cartoon showing farmers holding signs for farm help jobs in 2025 with comment about AI crop picking in a roast thread.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No they’re not. And the US is in for a very rude wake up call this winter

    Bryn
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...That's the reason why this post is on a page for "Confidently inocrrect". ..

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had this shît with Brexit. One of the biggest prompts for many people to vote Yes was to stop Europeans being allowed to just come over here and work without a visa etc. Apparently we were being ‘swamped’. Turns out that all the jobs the economic migrants were doing are jobs that no Brits want to do, including the ones that voted for Brexit.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially the ones that voted for Brexit

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with shaker machines to harvest berries and olives and almonds, there still must be human hands to adjust the machines. There would not be lettuce nor scallions nor cucumbers nor strawberries nor raspberries nor tomatoes without human hands harvesting them.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, in our area of rural Michigan, tend to the dairy herds. The largest farm in our area hires 'green card' workers as NO one wants that kind of work.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Farmers in our country let people gather crops on their own for a fraction of store price. But they gotta put in the labor on their own. It is EXTREMELY popular and way more profitable for the farmers.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we don't exactly have local farms in cities and our country spans 4500 km long and 2660 km wide. with over 350million people. The average citizen would have to drive a minimum of 4-6 hours to a farm to pick a single crop.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AI machinery? We've got Terminators picking crops now?

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't stupidity, this is an example of that classic far right technique the "obvious lie" - used not to correct but to smother debate and persuade the faithful

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By AI machinery? Yesterday I thought I had been stealth botoxed because my eyebrows didn't raise at some Trump foolery. Today, I am relieved to know my eyebrows can indeed still shoot up.

    Gareth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Affordable plentiful farm labour=affordable plentiful farm produce, more expensive scarce farm labour=more expensive scarce farm produce.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only farms employing illegals are going to have a problem. Many farms and orchards where I live and not one has had to change a thing because they all have legal operations.

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    #27

    Wireless PC's Don't Exist

    Screenshot of a confident roast from an online group humorously correcting the misunderstanding about wireless PCs.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have said this before and i have no choice than to do it again. This should actually be called 'slower thoughts'

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, to match the slow clockspeed and lack of RAM.

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    veveve
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not me imagining some people carrying monitors and CPUs :D

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damnit I had happily forgotten that annoying Apple advert (what's a PC?") and now it's back in my head. I am now sharing.

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @crystal - a laptop is a wireless pc, yes. That was the point of the meme.

    Janet Horwith
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously cannot read anymore of these. I'm getting a migraine and need a glass 🍷 of wine.

    Crystalwitch60
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    2 weeks ago

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    Erm a laptop is a pc 😂just smaller n easier to, hell imagine taking a full pc every where 😂😂kin hell fire ,the screen plus’s the unit etc ,oh dear ,u fixing stoopid is there 😂

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    The ‘Confidently Incorrect’ subreddit has been going strong since early 2020. Its members call out people who are “way too smug” about giving the wrong answers. At the time of writing, the online group gets 187k visitors and 4k contributions every single week.

    The moderators ask internet users not to share any interactions that are scripted. Instead, focus on sharing genuine examples of egocentric people embarrassing themselves with how very wrong they are. Just keep in mind that you shouldn’t post any online conversations that you’re a part of, either.

    #28

    "Nothing And Nobody Are Made Of Stardust"

    Screenshot of a social media comment confidently incorrect about stars and stardust, shared in a roasting group online.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are actually tens of TRILLIONS of miles a but this guy hasn't' even been to a second McDonalds in his city.

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hasn't' even been to a second McDonalds in his city" LOL my new favourite insult!

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay I am actually guffawing at the idea of stars just being hundreds of miles away

    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some years ago the Nobel prizewinner Sheldon Glashow wrote an article in the weekly magazine of the Süddeutsche Zeitung in which he stated that the moon is 17,000 km from the Earth. I was living near Munich at the time and tackled the editor about it. Yes, it did strike them as a bit odd, he said, but when they queried it with Glashow he replied that he had no changes to make to his text. And surely the stars are about as far away as the moon?

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    Kate Johnson
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a Trumpster

    Antoinette the Red
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I drove from New York to California, I'd hit a couple of galaxies along the way?

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are all recycled stars. Deal.

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some of those stars were pretty dim, no?

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till this guy figures out lightyears. Or parsecs. XD

    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, he will never figure out lightyears!

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our bodies contain traces of gold, which can only naturally occur due to two neutron stars colliding - We scientifically are made out of stardust (to some degree at least)

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - My wife and I drove to one last summer

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    #29

    Guy Who Has Never Seen An Orchestral Performance Before Is Mad About A Woman Conductor

    Tweet exchange roasting a self-serving conductor during an orchestra rehearsal in a confident online group roast.

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    Kate Johnson
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's a stunning level of stupidity.

    Ghostchaplain16
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read up on Dinesh D'Souza, you'll discover he's made "being stupid" an art form.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh? This is like the incels teaching each other made up nonsense about women without any experience of the world outside of their screen.

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lauged out loud at that one! In my country conductors are counted as national heroes and are better known than our pop artists (we are weird). Technically, the conductors participating in this years Song festival had a auditorium of 79 000 people + the TV audience of the live and re airings. Aint none of our pop artist gonna beat those numbers

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Dalia Stasevska, and I guarantee you that every person in that orchestra respects her. I sometimes wonder if Dinesh D'Souza is actually a troll who performs stupidity to expose how ridiculous these conservatives have become.

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this one. What is the conductor supposedly doing wrong?

    Maledicta
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a woman. That's enough for the likes of Dinesh D'Souza.

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    SheHulk
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    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´ve always wanted to reverse this stupid saying. Those who can, cannot teach. Because it comes naturally to them, they find it hard to explain what the process is. Those who struggle with a subject or skill understand what their students are going through. The best book on horse riding that I have read was wriitten by a woman with severve scolios. She had to really analyse the skill of riding to make it work for her and used her experience to train others. Of course, this is not universally true! Many geniuses have been great teachers, as well.

    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a front row seat, right in front of the pit, earlier this year. The conductor was just amazing, he had the musicians in the palm of his hand. He was exuberant and expressive - point there, that instrument starts; little wave of the baton, a ripple of sound - mesmerising! I can't even remember what was on stage 🫣

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's all about the music then everyone could be dressed in clown costumes, since only the music matters

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon more people would go to orchestra performances if they did

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honest question, what do orchestra conductors do? I know they direct the musicians but don't the musicians already know what to do? Soz if I sound like an idiot

    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So basically they have a score, which is a combination of all of the different instruments' parts (think of it like a play, the actors don't all do the same thing-- ditto for orchestra). The conductor's job is to look at the different parts and figure out who comes in when, keep the time, and other various functions, like directing how loud or soft the piece is in a specific part. They essentially give visual cues to the musicians so they know what to do.

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    #30

    It’s Called The “Water Cycle” Pal

    Social media users roasting confidently incorrect claims about water recycling and data center water usage.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're called cooling towers. They use evaporative cooling like swamp coolers. They consume massive amounts of water. They also work most efficiently in arid climates with little water to begin with. Just google "map of data centers" and you'll see a serious problem. They are building them in the deserts. So where's the water coming from?

    Michael Melfa
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've built a lot in Virginia, because you throw a stick around here and you'll hit a body of water.

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    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to stop reading these people are hurting my brain

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why the rest of the world calls it petrol, benzene, etc, instead of gas, which can be many elements, compounds.or mixtures.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gas" in this context is simply a lazy abbreviation for gasoline. But you knew that.

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can't recycle water" Wow.

    Jalunney
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah the old water debate, we're running out of water. No we're not it goes down gets heated comes back as steam, goes up turns into rain or goes higher so it freezes it all still returns (overly simplified)] we're running out fresh drinking water, not water.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can actually heat your home with the water used for cooling datacentres, from your very own datacentre in your shed!

    Robert T
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    2 weeks ago

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rpy7envr5o

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a genius! First says that water can't be recycled then 'explains' that with "it's called the water cycle", as if the water cycle isn't how the planet recycles water. JFC!

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever seen those huge round towers by power plants? Those are literally made to cool steam back down into water so it can be reused.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please inform the ISS.

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    We’d love to get your perspective, Pandas. Which of these pics genuinely made you wince, cringe, or facepalm with secondhand embarrassment? What do you do when you spot someone overly confidently spreading complete nonsense online? Do you call them out or flat-out ignore them? Let us know in the comments!

    #31

    My Brain Hurts

    Online group roasting confidently incorrect individuals debating language double negatives in a social media comment thread.

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    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, sneaking in an extra "not" there . . .

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of my most hated arguments in reading. If you say you could care less, it means you have not yet reached the limits of your caring.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't care less about this post, but I cared enough to make a post. Where does that leave me?

    Andrew Read
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I probably could care less, but I can’t be bothered to try.

    UpupaEpops
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this is as irritating as the 1000% people, who are 10000% convinced, that 100% isn't enough.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude needs to reparse those two sentences one careful word at a time.

    GenericElder
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ray Ceeya, I think you're attributing a higher vocabulary to the skull-faced avatar than it has. Gotta know what parsing IS b4 being able to review it!

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    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    italian enters competition (where double negative can be both positive and negative XD)

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I couldn't care less"= complete apathy, and 'I could care less' (prevalent in American English) should mean the opposite; that they are concerned. 'On Accident' is the one that knee-jerks me, lol. We say 'by accident' in the UK, which is prob why 'on' sounds odd to me. But, to each their own. 👍

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and I've never heard "on accident," it's always "by accident" or "accidentally."

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    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had similar arguments with Britlanders.

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    #32

    Watches A Clip From A Legal Drama, Thinks It’s Real

    Online discussion roasting confidently incorrect individuals about courtroom cameras and TV show confusion.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone in your family starts talking like that, it's time to start considering that they may be displaying signs of dementia. That's not a joke.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if someone in your country's administration starts talking like that?

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a TV show here based on actual cases, but... still a TV show. XD

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introduce this guy to Ally McBeal...

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until he learns anybody can walk into a courtroom and listen.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok who is going to tell him that court records are public?

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    #33

    Quick Maths

    Humorous roast of a confidently incorrect time expression featuring a white rabbit and clock in an online group discussion.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of them missed it by this much. This entire thread is making my brain hurt

    azubi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well 7:75 at least is a bit less wrong if you use industrial minutes, i.e. for calculating wages

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody is mixing the metric system with the godamn time! 😵‍💫

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quarter to 8 is 7:45. The pocket watch shown reads 9:00 o'clock. Neither of them know how to tell time! Also, we 'quarter' lots of things, a quarter of a dollar is .25 cents, a quarter of an hour is 15 minutes, there are subtle differences to quarter different things. These folks don't understand percentages.

    Gareth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arguing about something neither one understands.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to some people - not mentioning any names - it's a quarter of eight. That makes it 2, if my maths is correct. /j

    Mary Sutherland
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "a quarter of 8" mean a quarter to or a quarter past?

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    CP
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meme seems like a joke.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quarter TILL eight? Egad sir, it's Charles III on the throne, Not George III! Privy, how doth thou not know this?

    Casual Crow
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me shake in my seat for 5 minutes.

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    #34

    Whats Tofu Made Of, Bud?

    Online group roasting confidently incorrect individuals debating Crohn's disease and tofu digestion in social media comments.

    generalking008 Report

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tofu is made from the tofu plant, of course! /s XD

    les
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that why my tofu hunting business failed?

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think tofu was that oriental martial art where you stuck at your opponent with the front edge of your feet.

    Frank Stellar
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tofu is made from soya beans - almost universally fine for crohns. Soy is also usually fine for crohn's, but presumably this person is also gluten intolerant. Commenter is correct, just not well timed. BP needs google.

    gmbwdf6m42
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crohn's is autoimmune and soy can trigger a flare up for some people. also after over 20 years random foods that were fine will suddenly not be fine. It's a fun game where you win an hour on the toilet or the grand prize hospital visit! also, there is no gluten in tofu? why would you assume they are gluten intolerant in the first place?

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    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different varieties of tofu have different FODMAPs- aka fermentable sugars. I was bummed when I started the FODMAP diet for IBS and discovered that silken tofu has high levels of GOS (galactose-oligosaccarides)and Fructan in fairly small servings but regular firm tofu has GOS in high servings. To avoid all FODMAPs in silken tofu I have to restrict myself to 2 Tbsp. I don’t know what that means for Crohn’s disease though.

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    #35

    Doesn't Know How Alphabetical Order Works

    Clock showing numbers rearranged humorously with a social media comment roasting the incorrect alphabetical time concept.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I twitched so hard I glitched myself out of the Matrix. ,

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *reaches for the bottle* (disclaimer, it's water, I'm good ;-) )

    Dane
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it! "ef'n not"!

    Bruce Mardle
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I pondering how to build a clock that displays the time correctly using that dial (except when the hands are jumping about)?

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    2 weeks ago

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, perhaps read it again. EEFFNO... is indeed in alphabetical order.

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    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some clocks or watches that display little dash time. It gives me 2 dashes four times and one dash 8 times. That’s why I think it’s =: - right now.

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    #36

    The Water Is Not Afraid Of The Feathers

    Comment thread roasting confident incorrect claim about duck feathers' water repellency with video demonstration.

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    Spencer's slave no longer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please excuse my whatever visual, but what exactly is it in the photo, because it sure as sh1t isn't a duck.

    Mark Alexander
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever it is, it's made out of wood because ducks weigh the same as witches. (2 Monty Python witch references in 1 thread. It's still relevant!)

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    Jumping Jellyfishes
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this accidentally as “Duck feathers and their hydroponic properties” and thought this was about some fool trying to grow duck feathers…

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for that fabulous imagery of greenhouses full of lights and heaters, growing duck feathers...

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phobia in chemistry means hate not fear. Funny how those two words are so closely related.

    V
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate?

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    Fungus John
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even with this logic, it would be the feathers afraid of the water. you can't even be wrong correctly.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of discworld where there were mages/wizards that hated water so much they could levitate themselves to not touch it, and that was how they could make a ship fly. Those wizards somehow often died young though

    Debbie
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked it up: Hydrophobes appear in The Colour of Magic. They are magically talented individuals who have an extreme phobia or hatred for water. They are raised as powerful wizards, and from birth they are raised on dehydrated water from the Great Nef desert. Their fear of water becomes so powerful it forms a repulsion field around the hydrophobe that allows them to repulse any nearby fluid. This can be used as a method of transport over water as a group of these wizards can keep quite a large item floating above a body of liquid with ease. All die young as they can not cope with the loathing they feel for their own body fluids.

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same argument transphobes (on here, Twitter, and many other places) use to say that transphobia doesn't exist

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original commenter has eiderdown syndrome.

    DowntownStevieB
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in medicine and I can tell you 'hydrophobic' is the correct word. 'Hydrotonic' means it takes water.

    Savannah greenleaf
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hydrophilic is the opposite of hydrophobic in chemistry. They are opposites.

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    Dane
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another "confidently incorrect" - begs the question why they have time to post a comment, but not the time to incorrectly verify what they think the correct term would be.

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    #37

    Bro Thinks His Insurance Payments Only Cover His Expenses

    Online group roasting confidently incorrect individuals debating universal health and insurance costs in social media comments.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are far too many people in this world who don't understand how insurance works.

    Spencer's slave no longer
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are far too many who don't understand universal healthcare.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this guy's house was saved from burning down by the fire department, would he be expecting a bill?

    Kate Johnson
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another dumb American.

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all fairness, we have the same idiots in Britain regarding our National Health Service. And I've seen them in Germany, too. It just goes along with the "me me me, I don't wanna to pay for anyone else EVVA! But I want to use all the community amenities!". It's a mental illness.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the answer to the question "Do you know how insurance work(s)?" is "No."

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and that is the level of intelligence of racist cvnts.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love the “undocumented immigrants are stealing from us” trope. Nope, they aren’t. They pay taxes and get nothing in return. Now we’re seeing green card holders and native Americans deported. I knew it was only a matter of time before native Americans were deported. After all, they’re brown.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there are the people horrendously opposed to ObamaCare but LOVE the ACA- the Affordable Care Act, aka Obama Care. Bill Clinton really wanted Universal Health Care but it was more important to impeach him over a blue dress. As an aside, I wish he’d have dropped or modified NAFTA but had to follow through on his predecessor’s negotiations. That goes back to John Adams and Thomas Jefferson who *hated* each other. John Adams appointed judges up until the last minute. Thomas Jefferson did not want the Adams appointees and tried to block them but was blocked. I’m not sure what courts as the Supreme Court was a very different beast then. Instead of meeting together in their courtroom they travelled individually to hear cases. I don’t know if they met to establish their verdict or if they were written by the justice who heard the case.They didn’t have decent digs but met in a damp basement and it was not a desirable appointment. Prior negotiations and agreements mean nothing to Dumpty.

    Cydney Golden
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what this bozo thinks undocumented immigrants are getting for free.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he got the face right.

    Jonas Fisher
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of fascinating. I don't think the clown guy is wrong (other than the political nonsense in his first statement). He's just bizarre.

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    #38

    Open Your Mind, “But Not So Open That Your Brains Fall Out.” -Walter Kotschnig

    Online conversation roasting confidently incorrect swimming claim between Argentina and Antarctica with map and comments.

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    Torben Møller-Nielsen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem swimming that far in that area. You can just rest on the ice floes and technically still be in water. Bear in mind, it would take you about 14 days without rest...

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, that's some of the most dangerous seas, plus the extremely cold water. It's really no problem at all. I swim that every Tuesday

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    Colleen Glim
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conspiracy theorists are a whole other breed of stupid

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Swimming 631 miles in ice cold water... Sure. XD

    Greymom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, REAL MEN aren’t scared of a little hypothermia!🙄🙄

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the website longswim, the longest ocean swim is 130km.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next, they will probably argue that the satellite image and all the climate data on the area are a hoax. In reality, it's a pleasant 30-minute swim in balmy waters. Only when you get out in Antarctica, make sure to put on a coat fast, because that's where the cold begins. But only to keep people out of that area.

    KatSaidThat
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for it. Just watch out for the shark and whale breeding seasons...

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you think you can swim through Drake's passage, in an area also known as the Roaring Fifties?

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of the roughest water in the world, doubt anyone is swimming

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For reference, 631 miles would be a bit more than 20,000 laps the length of an Olympic pool. I do ten laps and feel exhausted.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people who swam between Argentina and Antarctica? And didn’t suffer a smidgeon of hypothermia?

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    #39

    It’s A Form Of Democracy, But It Isn’t A Democracy

    Screenshot of a confident but incorrect statement about democracy and republic from an online roast group.

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    Rick Murray
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not any more, it isn't. 😳

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Kingdom of America, ruled by Babyking Trump.

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    Onan Hag All
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA has NEVER been a true democracy, the ludicrous "electoral college" nonsense proves that.

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just need to restart myself, my brain got a blue screen from reading this.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly can’t work out what point they’re making

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    Corvus
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuugh, just a few days ago some fool on YT was trying to convince me how a Republic isn't a democracy. He was a stubborn as a horsefly.

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just quote them the USCIS web page. Then remind them who USCIS is. (for nonUSA: They are the grouo that tests people to see if they know enough about USA to be a productive member of society as a citizen )

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    Ace
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you use the wrong method but still get the right answer.

    Rachel Reynolds
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically we're a democratic republic. Practically, we are an oligarchy.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A Republic is a form of Democracy, but Democracy isn't our form of government." Yet another person who failed Venn diagrams...

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many, MANY people on Twitter like to argue that the United States isn't, and has never been, a democracy (which is obviously false)

    John O'Donnell
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North Korea is a republic, but not a democracy.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny enough, it's the "Democratic People's Republic Korea" - as democratic as the "German Democratic Republic" was.....

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    LovesBerk
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    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's right and wrong at the same time. Democracy really has never existed.

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    #40

    His Friend Refused To Accept A $5000 Raise Because He Thought He Would Earn Less Overall After Tax

    Text message debate illustrating confident but incorrect understanding of tax brackets in a roast from an online group.

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    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is only said by people who've never been in a higher tax bracket. It is true that one receives a lower proportion of the increase than the equivalent in the lower tax bracket, but 60% of 1000 is higher than 100% of nothing.

    Kalikima
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was put perfectly, thank you.

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    Sofia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is no way I can understand those people's logic

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because they're not using logic, they're just using a line of thinking that *looks* like logic, but that's missing & ignoring important information

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    Danielle
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a surprisingly common misunderstanding, I had almost this exact same conversation with a friend recently who was convinced she would end up with less because of moving up a tax bracket. One thing that IS true for some people (and very bad) is that if they are on benefits there is a point where if they earn more money they lose their benefits and end up worse off, so it is financially better for them not to work.

    Bruce Mardle
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdly, this subject was covered by another BP list which I recently read, about things that should be common knowledge.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the people you're working for know this, they should know this and make the raise worth it.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, my daughter just got a (small) pay rise, shifted her into the next tax band, she now takes home less per month than she did before.

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    #41

    Someone Failed Economics 101

    Screenshot of a confident but incorrect economic debate with Howard Lutnick, illustrating online roasting of misinformation.

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    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best description of tariffs: It's like trying to pay off your mortgage by charging yourself rent. ~ Alex Cole

    Panda-sized Potato
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell put Nutlick in charge . . . oh, right.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dyslexia actually read it like that. Misfiring brains are fun!!!

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, jeez. The way people twist themselves to avoid the truth is stunning.

    Gareth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When stuff gets expensive the value of the dollar drops thus inflation.

    Woof Yo
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their gaslighting is horrendous, and worse - I'm flabbergasted at the number of people that believe them.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, just for variety let's whine and complain about what an obvious liar this Howard Lutnick is. Considering his shameless subservience to Trump, he should change his name very slightly to Howard Nutlick.

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why the country is going to hell in a hand basket

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket??

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    geezeronthehill
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most money is electronic. The amount of money in printed form is a fraction of the real amount in the world economy.

    Charlotte Ingle
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creating additional electronic currency is also referred to as "printing money" in the media

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    #42

    Your Average Fox News Commenter

    Comment claiming only the president can decide funding allocation, showing confident but incorrect online opinion.

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    Cloud Ryn
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's a dictator glad that's finally cleared up

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SIGH! The Constitution clearly states that is under the power of teh congress.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft, like anyone in the current administration would ever pay any attention to that useless, ridiculously outdated piece of paper ( that they loudly claim they love more than anyone else does ).

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    Earonn -
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one confuses "president" with "my daddy"

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, they never claimed this when Biden, Obama, or Clinton were president. They said just the opposite, I seem to recall.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of a president is exactly the opposite. They shouldn't have much power. They preside and represent. They may guide and mediate. They should listen to advice. Other people should most decidedly judge and critique their actions.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that’s true, then why are we wasting so much money on Congressional salaries and perks?

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So congress doesn't exist?

    Gareth
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    State sponsored propaganda.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...unless the president is a democrat

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you noticed the stupid complaints about Dems like when Obama wore a tan suit? When one wore a bike helmet? When Biden went to a debate with severe jet lag? (I know Muricans don’t travel /s so they’ve never experienced jet lag but I remember landing in Copenhagen and everything was black. I couldn’t see or think and there wasn’t a thing I could do about it.) I could go on with more examples but Rethuglicans are going to criticize Democrats and praise theirs when they do the exact same thing.

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    #43

    Classic Flat Earther

    Illustration of rocket propulsion misconception, highlighting confident incorrect individuals roasting with science facts online.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Propulsion: the act of driving or pushing forward. The medium, or lack thereof, has nothing to do with it. Rockets don't push against air. They combust a fuel source, which expands violently. The expansion of the fuel provides propulsion. Works better in the vacuum of space, as there is less friction.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Example: just head to a shooting range and rent a .22 that can fire both .22 short and .22 long. Same caliber. Same amount of air being "moved". So they should kick the same. They do not.

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    Karl der Große
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My science teacher said that a rocket moves by forcing the air backwards. I asked, "How do rockets travel in outer space?" She said, "Oh, that's a good question. Can you look it up and explain it to us?" (These were pre-internet days, so that was some work.) Anyway, I did and explained it as well as I could at 12 years old. We need more teachers like that. She taught me more by being wrong and admitting it than she would have taught me by being right.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was right by admitting she didn’t know,

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    cugel.
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is classic; they do it all the time. A lot of people only have a superficial knowledge of physics, so if you dig just slightly deeper, you might get someone to bite.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pof* and they are now doubting if the earth is a sphere and if space is real! Please dint fall for that!

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    Cloud Ryn
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my mom was found of saying these people are nuttier then a can of planters peanuts

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody teach them about Newton's Thirds Law, please.

    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like to explain things to these people like a cave man "fire burn, fire hot, rock burn hot then go boom. lots of little hot rocks in tube. fire burn rock. rock go boom boom boom real fast. tube try to get away from hot rock boom in b**t. tube go fast when rock boom because tube scared by rock boom. tube try to hide on moon to avoid rock boom."

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god no no no! This is not how that works for ffs. Rocket propulsion relies on Newton’s Third Law, an action has an equal and opposite reaction and you can see it when the jet of gases expand out of the backside of the rocket which causes the whole thing to move forward. You can test this pretty easily at home. Plus, I’ve solved a few equations for rocket propulsion with and without gravity and you don’t really rely on any extrernal atmospheric pressure but rather on the internal energy of the system and the impulse

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t trust people who can’t spell “you”.

    Katie The Bug
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need an atmosphere for lift, not propulsion.

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    #44

    Gas Doesn't Weigh Anything

    Person surrounded by dense white vapor outside, illustrating a confident roasting in an online group discussion.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we talk about a ball of gasses that makes 99.8% of total mass of our Solar System?

    David Beaulieu
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong... water does not 'way' anything.

    SCP 4666
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's weigh to hi for me

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If water doesn’t ‘way’ anything then what am I even studying in my fluid mechanics 😭

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking up density could be a great experience - in both senses of that word

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m waiting for someone to Google “How much does smoke weigh?”

    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as that sickly sweet vape cloud doesn't float up and then end up condensing into sickly sweet raindrops

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, it's actually a pretty fun question. Does a cloud weigh 500 tons? Certainly, if the water in it were gathered in one place it would weigh a lot, but as a cloud, it too diffuse to rest on a scale. I think this person has a valid point.

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    #45

    Puberty Blockers Have Absolutely No Use

    Online conversation roasting confidently incorrect views about puberty blockers in an active social media thread.

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    StrangeOne
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... puberty blockers have been used to offset precocious puberty (when a very young child starts puberty earlier than considered normal.) /js

    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the 80s! And these twatwaffles act like it's dangerous science with unknown side effects 🙄

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    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had precocious puberty, started puberty when i was 7. was on track to be about 5'3-5'5 when full grown. as a man that can be a tough life. i was put on puberty blockers from the time i was 9 to the time i was 12, and then given T treatments to reinduce puberty, and ended up at 6'5" tall as an adult. if not for puberty blockers, my life would look very very different. i would not have had the opportunities that my size provided for me, like going to college and playing football. it bothers me to no end when people talk about banning them, both for my reasons and the fact that trans kids deserve to feel comfortable in their bodies just like the rest of us do. anyone who wants them gone, ask yourself this, if you started to suddenly develop all the characteristics of the other s*x that you were not, wouldnt that kinda f**k with your head? now imagine going through that at 12. could literally be a death sentence if kids are denied access to these medications. it was awful for me, who had always been "the big kid" to know that i was about to reach a point where i would always be the "little guy" from then on. i cant even begin to imagine the internal struggle of being told that you would continue to develop physically as a gender that you were not. that im sorry that you identify as a girl, im sorry that you are comfortable in dresses and playing with dolls, im sorry that you were looking forward to growing up and wearing pretty ballgowns and makeup, but republicans say that you cant be a girl, so get ready to spend the rest of your life feeling like your body is a badly fitted suit youre forced to wear, hope you like football loser because cheerleading is for girls only. imagine how much that would f**k with your head. if you still think they should be banned, you are a bad person.

    Greymom
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Louder for the people in the back. Not to mention the little girls who start precocious puberty at 5- 6 years old and can then be impregnated by some pedophile followed by some stupid “right to life “ people who then won’t allow said CHILD to get an abortion because “ life is sacred “!!🙄

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smoking three cigarettes a day mutates your DNA more than puberty blockers.

    gmbwdf6m42
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puberty blockers are used in cancer treatments for both adults and children, men and women, for certain types of hormone affected cancers.

    Kristiina Männiste
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arent the anti trans people always harping how you cant change your gender because its in your DNA and nobody can change it. And they are now upset because apparently trans people on puberty blockers have changed their DNA to match their social gender? I mean if puberty blockers could do that it would just solve the one anti trans issue they are having.

    Lila Allen
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If puberty blockers could change your DNA a lot of genetic diseases would be cured.

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    Earonn -
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clue is in the name but terfs are as stupid as racists.

    Jack
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bigots tend to not be very bright.

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    Sofia
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    puberty blockers and ad blockers seems the same but are not

    Abel
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing is that it is from 2024, but it could be from 1924, or older.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Agreed! What’s the reason for them?” Yikes. Just get rid of everything you don’t understand. I’m pretty sure transphobes don’t understand that everything gets more complicated if someone has gone through puberty than if they block it in the first place. This is one of those things that remind me that lawmakers aren’t (usually) physicians, biologists, or any kind of health care provider.

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    #46

    Not Only Wrong But Delusional Too

    A woman confidently roasting a confidently incorrect comment about male honeybees in an online group discussion.

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I recall, male honeybees don’t do a bloody thing except mate with the queen and die. I could be wrong

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are right as far as I know. ( there might have been a male honeybee who did the dishes once but there is no solid proof on that)

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    Alewa
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a bible story to prove scientific facts, oops, random thoughts. This person is going places.

    Orange Mum
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have two beehives, the boys are only there for a short time and a fun time, then they die. The hive is ruled by a Queen and her daughters

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that some people seriously think that there is any hard science in the book of Genesis is pathetic It's a freakin' ALLEGORY, people! 🙄

    Earonn -
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without males there will be no women", and then the stupid bible story. O-M-G.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This level of stupid is beyond scary

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    #47

    Genuinely One Of The Biggest Whiffs I've Seen

    Screenshot of an online roast where a math riddle about pills is confidently answered incorrectly by a group participant.

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    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I remember the answer to this one. You have to break the pills in half and take four halves, one from each pill. That way it adds up to one full blue and one full red.

    Julie S
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously when the question says "blind man" they mean someone who puts up blinds not someone who can't see.

    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very carefully. Trying to halve the very small pills I take daily, quite a task for a blind person.

    tresgatos72
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the dude on the island is blind, how is he supposed know what colors those pills are? Are they different sizes? Textures? Shapes? Do they smell different?

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who’s the blind one here…

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😪 Break each pill in half and take half, put the other half aside for the following day.

    Orion
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    2 weeks ago

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    Well is he profoundly blind or legally blind? Depending on how blind he is he should still be able to see color.

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    #48

    “Temperature”

    Online roast of confidently incorrect individual about lighting and temperature confusion on a train and dentist setting.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Color me confused by this one. Isn't temperature also used to describe lighting tones as well?

    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Commenter at the bottom doesn't seem to realise this.

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    Boris Long-Johnson
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    2 weeks ago

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    Am I missing the issue here? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_temperature

    any rei
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely correct. Warm colours are orange, red, yellow tones. Cold colours: Green, blue and lilac tones. Temperature is the right usage to describe them.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... color temperature is a thing. And... I agree with the OP on this one.

    Mreoww
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colours *are* segregated into warm and cool, though.

    James016
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I have to take the 6am Thameslink train, the lighting is a bit harsh at that time of the morning.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless them for thinking that Thames Link are going to change a shît load of hardware in their trains to please them.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot and cold trains, obvs. 😂

    KatSaidThat
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, fairly accurate of those two particular trains...

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    #49

    Thinking That The Abe Coin Can’t Be Called A Penny

    Image showing a user confidently roasting a common coin confusion with British pennies and US cents.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got it from YOU! We learned it from YOU! Thumbs up if you know the commercial I'm paraphrasing.

    Kalikima
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned it from watching you!

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    Apatheist Account2
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steven Wright: "Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two cents in? Someone's making a penny!"

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the size difference, I think the British coin is probably a half-penny rather than a penny.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were downvoted for some reason, as was I. I wonder who that might have been...quite why someone downvotes for facts, I really don't understand (unless they're just small-minded and petty).

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    Norfolk and good
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    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't find a more recent example of 1p? Queen Victoria died in 1901.

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a ha'penney.

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US makes it’s one choice to use a decimal system, then decides to carry over an archaic name for the smallest denomination 🙄

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND classifies the size of nails as pennies!

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US doesn't make either any more :(

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! We stole that word fair and square!

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we probably stole it first - it's a descendant of the German pfennig I think (like the US dollar is descended from the German thaler)

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    Apatheist Account2
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done for finding a penny from 1901 or earlier. They're somewhat smaller these days.

    Norfolk and good
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're also worth a lot less. You'd actually be able to buy something for 1p in 1901.

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    John Dilligaf
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually OP is not wrong about this. The US Treasury's official name of the coin is "one cent piece".

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    #50

    Two People Confidently And Incorrectly Correcting The Dictionary

    Tweet conversation roasting confidently incorrect language use about the word stan in an online group.

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    cugel.
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apparently "stan" is a word now?

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, both as a noun and a verb (Oxford Dictionary). I'm old enough to remember words that now have been appropriated and mean something entirely different from their original meanings - hence, I'm rarely surprised what is added to dictionaries.😉

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    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought stan was a mash up of stalker and fan. Stalker fan = stan.

    Tamara
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We stan corrected

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there's me thinking it was short for Stanley.

    dean tirmizi
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Stan from the song but Stan was an abbreviation of Stalker Fan

    Kalikima
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that's where Eminem came up with the name..

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    Amanda Malone
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eminem was the first rapper to get a word put in the dictionary. Stan means obsessed fan

    Zac
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my boy w***y shakes, the OG swag daddy, has like four pages in the dictionary, some of his words include: a*******n, bedroom, cold-blooded, critic, dauntless, fashionable, gossip, hint, lackluster, lonely, majestic, mimic, obscene, radiance, swagger, t*****e, zany and quite a few more. pretty sure he invented the name Jessica too. RIP W***y Shakes, gone too soon (1564-1616)

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    #51

    Physics Is Hard

    Commenters debating bike placement on a car rack, illustrating confident incorrect roasting in online discussions.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At these weights it probably doesn't really matter, but he's right. The heavier bikes should be closer to the car.

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the guy is right that the orderof the bikes doesn't affect their combined weight,but distance from fulcrum can be significant in some* circumstances *all

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    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh two people living in the "moment"!

    Sofia
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe he wanted to save front tires

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's not front wheel drive.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being a minivan, it almost certainly is front wheel drive.

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    Chich the witch
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a new set of rear shocks are in order.

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Springs - probably not shocks, but those could have gone too because the pic is so shocking.

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    #52

    Nobody Could Ever Have 1.5tb Of Ram?!?

    Screenshot of online conversation where people roasted confidently incorrect claims about 1.5TB RAM in a computer hardware discussion.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p. 1.5TB of RAM? Holy c**p. I wanna see that computer. That's some huge server to run all ARKs at once. XD

    MotorcycleDoggo
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8Tb RAM in one of my machines. It;s a bit of a monster tbh

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a render farm? Or who know, maybe computer for "ai"?