People Just Had To Take Screenshots Of These 52 Online Posts That Display Stupidity At Its Finest (New Pics)
It’s great if you’re confident, but too much of a good thing can be toxic. When someone doesn’t bother to question whether they’re right or wrong, they can start spreading complete nonsense. And we should all know by now that opinions aren’t the same as facts. Tell that to a narcissist, though!
That’s where the ‘Confidently Incorrect’ online community comes in. Its members call out delusional people who share completely incorrect things online. We’re featuring some of their biggest fails, and they are cringy as heck. Scroll down to check them out, but beware, the secondhand embarrassment is real.
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South Africa Isn't Africa According To This Numbnuts
Also love that maga will accept a white African as a favorite son, but a Black man born in Hawaii can't possibly a citizen! I can respect conservative points of view (usually); I just can't handle the hypocrisy. SMH.
Load More Replies...Elon Musk was living in South Africa during apartheid but being white and rich meant that it didn't affect him, hence his distorted view of the facts. Compare his childhood to that of Trevor Noah who was born to an interracial couple at a time it was still illegal and his mother had to pretend to be his nanny for fear of being arrested.
Saw Trevor in a live show and his story (and his mother's) is incredible.
Load More Replies...If Musk’s forebears were born in Ireland, he’d be an Irish-American. Whereas since he was born in South Africa, he’s actually an African-American 😳. (Sincere apologies to dark skinned Americans).
MAGA Americans, “He’s rich and white therefore he’s an American. But if anybody immigrates over here and is poor then they’re definitely not an American and should go back home (especially those from South America).”
Also, Musk isn't a US citizen, he's still South African and has a visa for the US
Actually, he has been a US citizen since 2002. He's been in the country since 1995 and there's a gap where he most likely should have been considered an illegal immigrant, but... privilege.
Load More Replies..."No Nation Older Than 250 Years"
I love this one! FFS the USA doesn't even predate indoor plumbing.
I loved the advert the Egyptian tourist board brought out in 2000: "join us for our seventh millennium" 😂
Load More Replies...While this person is incorrect, many countries that are not considered young haven't retained the same government structure for very long, which by some definitions makes them young countries. A pub can even be older than the country it's located in.
Absolutely. UK itself isn't THAT old. England et al, is a fair bit older. Though the lands existed, people lived on them. Human activity occurred in the Americas as long as 23,000 years ago – about 10,000 years earlier than previously thought. Oldest structures in the US, two adobe buildings, date back to between 1000 and 1450 AD. Just formalising a country? There are much younger than the US.
Load More Replies...I’m American and have been blessed with living abroad. I’ve visited pubs, temples, and whole countries that are several thousand years old. Yes, most Americans are very stupid. I facepalm daily!
My own town just celebrated 800 years. Our country is WELL over a thousand years old. And should we talk about Egypt, Greece or China? XD
Red Wyvern Emperor: the ancient Hellenes were never a unified polity. They were a constantly warring set of independent city states. If you want really long-lasting nations, I'd look at Egypt and Persia/Iran - yes, Egypt was incorporated into the Roman empire, but it always retained its identity (hard to avoid when the country is basically "two strips of farmland next to the big river all surrounded by desert) and some form of local rule. China's history is incredibly messy - what we think of as modern China has *parts* which have been nation states for a very long time, but - oh boy, it's messy, very very messy.
Load More Replies...Very few dynasties last more than 250 years. The Ottomans are a rare exception, but the accomplished it by practicing fratricide of all but one heir.
This is up here all the time, and never once has it made any sense at all.
But Italy was only unified in 1871, so it's arguably a younger country than the USA.
Load More Replies...Someone Got Their History Tests Handed Back Face Down🤭
The American educational system obviously leaves a lot to be desired.
A lot of Americans leave a lot to be desired. -- American here.
Load More Replies...If the US didn't have so many stupid people, we wouldn't have the current administration.
It's all about divide and conquer by throwing out "take back our country" narrative. It's how Boris got so far. (UK)
Load More Replies...Canada is part of the British Empire and that's the second time I've mentioned them in these comments. One more and they're going to march through my door and steal my painting of Dogs Playing Poker.
Slanderous nonsense, we bought it, fair and square, from your current overlord, your cat.
Load More Replies...And it were predominantly the Canadians who liberated the Netherlands. And they also gave refuge to our royal family during the war
The raid on Dieppe, Juno Beach on D-Day...I'm not a Canadian, and I'm sure people more knowledgeable than me will be able to add much more.
I was going to say no Canadians were hurt at Juno beach on D-Day.
Load More Replies...As an American I can see why this happens...this country was built on the sacrifices of so many people but the history books turn them into footnotes...other countries are smart enough to embrace the flaws and their failures along with their successes...America doesn't do that. Our politicians have become convinced that if we teach the good along with the bad, the students will collapse into sobbing heaps and never become successful. What a joke.
Ask your average Brit how much they are taught about the various revolutionary wars fought to throw off British Rule...
Load More Replies...Fighter pilots in exile fly over foreign land. When the battle has been won, tell of 401. Fighter pilots from Canada in the battle of Britain. Guarding the skies of the isle.
Red Wyvern Emperor: the Canadian's weren't - properly speaking - in exile. That'd apply more to the Polish and Czech pilots who made their way from their German (and Soviet) occupied countries to the UK, joined the RAF, and - flew with astonishing bravery and skill in defence of the UK and in support of the Allied invasion of Europe. I mean, the Canadian pilots did all that "flying with astonishing bravery" too (along with many South Africans, French, and I don't know who else) - but the Canadians had less bother getting here, you know?
Load More Replies...The crazy thing is, this person is assuming this. No history teacher straight up lies like that, so this person decided on their own, absent any facts, that Canada wasn't involved.
And the Boer war and Korean war and in Afghanistan. When our allies need us we are there. Until the Great Betrayal when America stabbed us in the back.
Load More Replies...This person also needs to look up why we have the Geneva Checklist...and just how much the Canadians were the reason we have the Geneva Checklist.
Having the right amount of confidence is great for you. Too little of it and you might find it hard to fulfil your goals, have positive relationships, and do well at work. Too much of it and it can end up biting you on the behind.
As the BBC points out, a bit of overconfidence can be useful. “Success often comes from taking risks and stretching ourselves to the limits of our abilities or beyond. If you display confidence in yourself, you inspire confidence in others. You are more likely to be believed, trusted, and promoted if you express your views confidently.”
However, too much overconfidence is harmful. As the iconic Dunning-Kruger effect notes, people who overestimate their abilities the most tend to be the worst when they actually have to do something.
Biodiversity Conference In Hawaii Canceled Because Usda Secretary Thought It Was Dei
It's shocking how many mentally ill rapist supporters are wandering around the country and we never knew
Load More Replies...During Donnie's first term, he appointed a lot of smart people who argued with him. This time, he is appointing people who always agree with him, being smart was never considered.
Umm, he didn't? His first administration was a bunch of idiots too.
Load More Replies..."Judge a leader by the people he surrounds himself with." Enough said?
As a UK person I have to look it up -DEI is an acronym for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Hope it helps
If the secretary of agriculture doesn’t know what biodiversity is they shouldn’t be secretary of agriculture
To some people, even *not* dumping toxic waste into the ocean is "woke."
Load More Replies...Anti Vaxxer Logic
There are risks to putting *anything* in the body, from peanuts in the mouth to smoke in the lungs to tampons you-know-where, because the body is extremely complex, kind of weird, and we're all just a little bit different from each other.
And dont even get me started on the dangers of oxygen - every person inhaling oxygen WILL die.
Load More Replies...Getting vaccines is a risk. However, that risk is very small, and it pales in comparison to the risk of getting the disease instead of the vaccine.
yep its the same as the risk of wearing a seatbelt. like yeah sure, the seatbelt may cause broken ribs and a broken sternum and bruising, but the damage caused is far less likely and far far less deadly than flying through a windshield at 80 miles per hour.
Load More Replies...I think only allowing smart people to have kids would fall under eugenics though
Load More Replies...that's why they study before the injection. It's not random. Why do conspiracy theorists act like everyone is as cluelessly flailing through life?
It availability bias. They see the anomoly ( pushed by tv / social media ) and think it is the norm. This is why they believe SNAP recepients do not work, are driving to food banks in bmwwith a starbucks and loading their grocery cart with soda, junk food , steak and lobster.
Load More Replies...They censor the word vaccine because the bots that seek out antivax content will swoop down and remove their comments if they don't. Which is the opposite of stupid.
Load More Replies...By this person's reasoning, all diabetics should be denied insulin. Medicinal insulin is a synthetic substance not created through humans but bacteria. So it's a foreign substance which is injected into the body. The actual process is quite fascinating!!
Ok Buddy
I’d suggest this person buy a globe, but I think it’d be better if someone smacked them in the head with it.
They seem the kind of person who would believe the globe is propaganda against flat earthers 😂
Load More Replies...This person just knows that people speak Spanish in South America and doesn't know why.
I thought they all spoke Latin in Latin America ← joking
Load More Replies...South America, hence why some countries speak Spanish. I wonder if he thinks Portugal is in South America too, but he probably doesn’t know some South American countries speak Portuguese.
Load More Replies...Spain has a little bit of land on the African continent, though it is almost entirely located on the Iberian Peninsula of Europe. Not sure if the citizens of those Spanish cities on the African continent are considered African or European, but Spain, itself, is a European nation. Whew! (They're almost as mixed up as we are in the US. Yes, maga, Puerto Ricans ARE considered Americans.)
According to the BBC, your personality has a big impact on your misplaced confidence. If you tend to have more narcissistic tendencies, you’re more likely to have an overly inflated sense of self-worth and confidence. What’s more, broadly speaking, men also tend to display more overconfidence than women.
The issue with being way too confident about your abilities is that it can hurt you and others around you. For instance, if you have to face a grizzly bear or land a plane, an honest assessment of your skills is best. Don’t get in a fight when you can avoid it. And don’t claim that you can land a plane when someone else might be more knowledgeable than you.
All Art Is Benign As Mayo Apparently
I remember some fool criticizing Rage Against the Machine for "becoming political." And someone replied with "What machine did you think they were raging against all this time - the dishwasher?"
Magats complaining that RATM or Green Day (or even Star Trek / Wars) "became woke" are among the most unintentionally funny people on the planet
Load More Replies...My mind immediately is picturing Shakespeare and Banksy meeting in a pub.
The landlord says to Shakespeare "Get out! You're Bard!"
Load More Replies...PBS has a very cool 3-part docu-drama on the influence of politics in art during the Renaissance (as told through the eyes of Michelangelo).
I really hate BP's new hiding of URLs. Torben Møller-Nielsen's link is brilliant. And you can't even rely to it. Because it has a relevant link in it.
I remember an Askreddit post of "If Reddit was around in 1919 what would it be like" and the top comment was "Hey guys, should I get into art school or politics?"
That *Sounds* Good
He should try driving on country roads in Denmark. Once in a blue moon I come upon one that is straight for more then 200 meters.
or italy... most of streets in the city/town centers (apart la spezia and turin) are from middleage when are new
Load More Replies...Just guessing here, but isn't this to do with the boundaries of fields and (more so in Europe) as to who owns the fields.
Yeah and probably to avoid things like houses, barns, trees, lakes...
Load More Replies...The twists and turns in our roads are where the roadbuilders followed the sheep....
In Britain the roads that corner like the picture are often the boundaries of fields back in the mists of time. If the area has been farmed for centuries, the roads may have deviated because they went round a big tree, or a local landmark.
I like the recent discovery of more Roman Empire roads in Europe than previously found, and alot of them follow the curve of hills or rivers instead of straight lines. Like going from one town to another on foot to peddle your wares at a market would take longer than on a modern road on foot.
That's because most of them are animal trails, and animals prefer to go around rather than up and down like humans. Many New England roads are the same way for the same reason.
Load More Replies...This reminds me of The Pub Landlord's remarks on a flat Earth: "Flat? It's not even level, is it? The mountains are the clue."
Yes, they did this thing - but why? Around where I live ( Lanark Ontario) minor roads sometimes have these jogs to force people to stop and look before crossing the bigger road, since back in the day there was no way to actually police right of way
Load More Replies...I'd show my father, the civil engineer, this but not sure I want to be near him at the time.
Folks blurting out "facts" that they "feel" in their tummy instead of educating themselves are flooding the Internet. Poor A.I. has to get seriously ill under these study conditions.
Birthdays
Well, looking at all the likes that their comment got, it appears lots of people are stupid.
Load More Replies...No, we don't all have to wait a year for the next birthday, some have to wait 4 years. 🤣
Either this person is a 8yo kid, or they have consumed enough of their special substance to think like a 8yo child.
Being charitable (for a change) I wonder if they mean literally the calendar year as opposed to 12 months of time... Using their 'logic' if my birthday is in June I have to wait 6 months of one year, then 6 months of the next. I could be wrong and it's still daft either way! 🤷 Why, yes, my head does hurt and I do need a lie-down!! 😆
Load More Replies...And imagine you were born on february the 29th. You only have birthday every every 4 years. When you should be 40yo you are only 10! "Kid, you aged very bad! 💀"
Durr, just carry it over and have it on February 30th /s
Load More Replies...I don't know what is more concerning, the fact they think ONLY people born in January have to wait a year for their birthday, or the fact that it has 37k likes.
One day of the year is my birthday. 364 days are not. I will happily accept unbirthday gifts.
Load More Replies...My birthday is in January. I have to wait till 25 Dec for my next batch of presents. (At least my birthday isn't so close to Christmas that people give me 1 present for both.) I think I should have an "official birthday" mid-year 🙂
My nephew declared his near xmas birthday will be celebrated in Nov. I mean, sure 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...This only works for Thoroughbreds and Quarter Horses /s (For those who don't know, Thoroughbreds and Quarter horses who are purebred and registered in the Northern Hemisphere all share the same "birthday" regardless of when they were actually born. So all of them 1 on January 1st following their birthday)
And Kings and Queens, who always have an official birthday.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, Verywell Mind explains that too much confidence can lead to missed opportunities. For example, if you think that a project is beneath your abilities, it can end up harming your career. On the other hand, being overconfident can mean that you take on too much work when you don’t have the right skills.
Furthermore, excessive confidence can alienate your friends (they’ll think you’re arrogant), result in relationship issues (individuals with over-the-top self-esteem tend to blame their partners more), and put you in awkward situations at work.
Silly Marsupial
They do have a lower body temperature that makes it difficult for the rabies virus to survive in their bodies, and they are marsupials. Two out of three, I guess?
Wait until they find out the platypus is a mammal that lays eggs! That one blew my mind.
Load More Replies...The full classification, down to the marsupial infra-class of Mammalia, in case you need it is: Animalia> Chordata> Mammalia> Marsupialiformes> Marsupialia.
Why did I picture Smoky the Bear saying, "Only you can transmit rabies."
Load More Replies...If they’re not mammals then which are they out of reptiles, amphibians, and birds?
Fish, clearly. *waves towards the church re beavers*
Load More Replies...'Big Brain' Move From This Fella
"You are allowed to be wrong" is an inspired way of calling someone thick...
Please never change and always remain pedantic. Pedantry is the word for accurate, as used by those who are incorrect.
Load More Replies...This type of stupidity is why people asked me if I saw any kangaroos while visiting Austria. *facepalm*🙄
But they are the ones who deny that other people are right. So its the rallying cry for everyone else so we can withstand their closed and uneducated minds. Or do I have this backwards?
Load More Replies...I'm afraid you're somewhat unaware concerning demonyms, so let me suggest you to take some Geography lessons, just in case.
Numbers
Cloud Ryn: yes, but: this isn't a dumb question. He's got a reasonable point - he's looked it up and discovered actual modern Arabic numerals aren't the same as the numeral system which was adopted in Europe. He needs to learn more, yes - but mocking him? Uncalled for, I'd say.
Load More Replies...They're Arabic because they're the first people to use base 10. The Roman numerals were a mess and so were all the rest. In base 10, you can make infinitely larger or smaller numbers using just 10 characters. It's one of the greatest leaps forwarward in human history.
The Indians were the first to use base 10. But close enough.
Load More Replies...And now Laura Loomer, Catturd, and Gunther Eagelman are all b******t over Arabic numerals being used in school. Seriously.
well i mean they are also trying to defend p********a by saying things like "well its not like he liked 8 year olds, he was into the jailbait barely legal 15 year olds, but like who doesnt find 15 year olds hot right?" so i wouldnt really look to them to have any sort of reality based take on anything. theyre p**o defenders, and p**o defenders tend to be the dumbest f****n people on the planet.
Load More Replies...Reminds me that question if we should teach children Arabic numbers. XD
Someone did that again today, on Twitter. I honestly couldn't believe the replies. I so, so hope that it was just a big group of trolls...
Load More Replies...Not the middle finger being first- XD XD LMAO
Load More Replies...We call them Arabic numerals because they came to us by way of Arabia. They were invented in India. Arabs, like most societies, use letters to represent numbers.
As WebMD points out, the most common signs of narcissism include:
- A sense of entitlement and demanding special treatment
- Manipulative and controlling behavior
- The constant need for admiration, praise, and recognition, often bragging or exaggerating one’s accomplishments
- A lack of empathy and avoiding taking responsibility for one’s own behavior
- Arrogance and the belief in being superior to others
$15 An Hour = $100k Per Year
In 4th grade I could do that calculation and get it correct.
Load More Replies...$15 an hour is not $100k a year. That math ain’t mathing. But if $15 an hour is too much to pay the fast food worker providing your food, make your own d**n tacos and quit whining
Even if they WERE making $100k a year to take orders at Taco Bell, how would that affect you? "Oh no, their living wage is infringing on my rights" 🙄🙄
They don't realize that if the Taco Bell wage goes up, so would theirs, and everyone would be happy. They just think people making minimum wage will go up, and then they'll be close to their pay, and that wouldn't make them feel as special and able to lord it over the lowly fast food workers.
Load More Replies...Those that decry the "welfare state" are completely ignorant of the fact that a Taco Bell worker, the cashier at Walmart or the dollar store ALL qualify.
Those who complain about welfare are concerned only with their own.
Load More Replies...for us simpler folk, a rough estimate is to simply double the hourly wage times a thousand - $15 an hour roughly $30K. $50 an hour, roughly $100K. Or you can get "all mathy"
40 hours a week comes out to 2080 work hours in a year. So Anonymouse's calculation is within a few percent.
Load More Replies...For 100k, I'm gonna not just carry it to them, but I will serve it on silver platter.
NO! Value your labor more than that!!! If you’re willing to carry it on a silver platter you’re worth more than $100K via $15/hr at 150 hours/wk.
Load More Replies...They would have to work roughly 128 hours EVERY week all year long to reach $99k
Apparently Both Parents Need To Be Citizens For You To Be A Natural Born Citizen... Scotus Was Apparently Wrong... There's A Lot But These Are Some Highlights
Red is definitely a Birther, just like Trump. The Constitution just say's "Natural born US citizen". Here's the thing though. You go back to the early years and NONE of our first presidents would qualify. Their parents were BRITISH!. ALL OF THEM.
It wasn't till 1837 that the US had a president (Martin Van Buren) not born a British citizen. (And English was Van Buren's second language.)
Load More Replies...Wouldn't it be interesting if we could require every congress critter to take the US citizenship test before they could serve? And pass, of course.
Load More Replies...I am not American but my husband is and we live in the states. I'm pretty d**n sure our daughter is an American citizen.
Even if neither of you were American, if she was born in a territory that is under the legal authority of the United States, she is a natural born citizen. That includes US territories overseas.
Load More Replies...SHHHH...don't tell them that Constitutionally a "Christian' nation would be unconstitutional.
Would be? It is! "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof-"
Load More Replies...You have to be a natural born citizen to be president of the US. Conservatives had no problem with the presidential candidacies of John McCain (born in Panama) or Ted Cruz (born in Canada). But they were white, of course.
I do remember some people did raise the issue of McCain's birthplace during his campaign.
Load More Replies...For the purpose of citizenship, neither of your parents need to be a US citizen. If you're born on US soil, you're a US citizen. That's literally the definition of "birthright citizenship."
Yes, birthright citizenship was established for formerly enslaved people through the 14th Amendment, which was ratified in 1868
Load More Replies...I remember some republicans wanting to change the constitution so Armonld could run for president. But I don't think he's interested and he's way too moderate to get the nomination anyway.
Load More Replies...Although I do recall people trying to tell Barry Goldwater he couldn't run for president because he wasn't born in a state. Arizona was still a territory at the time....
Definition: A natural born citizen is someone who is a U.S. citizen from birth without needing to be naturalized later. Born in the U.S.: Anyone born on U.S. soil is considered a natural born citizen. Born abroad: If a child is born abroad to at least one U.S. citizen parent, the child is also a natural born citizen. Legal debate: While this is the general understanding, there have been legal challenges and debates over specific cases, such as Ted Cruz, who was born in Canada to an American mother. Constitutional requirement: The U.S. Constitution requires a president to be a natural born citizen, over 35 years old, and a resident for at least 14 years.
White Women Can’t Procreate
Uh...as a white woman who very vividly remembers giving birth twice, I'm very confused.
Don't be confused. You procreated therefore you're black /s
Load More Replies...As a fellow Asian, I was lab grown as only black people can procreate
Load More Replies...I wonder if the really ridiculous ones like these are just ppl playing dumb. Surely no one is this stupid....
Sadly, some people are that stupid. One frequently comments here on BP.
Load More Replies...So somebody please explain to me the three children that I gave birth to. I’m pretty sure they came out of me. I was there
Clearly you identify as black and that's the reason. (THIS IS A JOKE BY THE WAY).
Load More Replies...I'm trying to figure out what they mean, it has something to do with evolution or origins of humans coming out of Africa?
I have to presume they don’t know what procreate means, because they surely can’t believe that white women can’t reproduce.
Load More Replies...Everyone makes mistakes from time to time. But how you react to being wrong says a ton about your values and character. The healthy thing to do is to admit to having messed up, apologize, and (if you can!) laugh it off. People see you as more down-to-earth if you’re not afraid of admitting your flaws.
Besides, when you’re humble, you show everyone that you’re open-minded and focus on growth, instead of protecting your ego. And mistakes can be great opportunities to grow and learn something new.
On the other hand, if you double down when you’re wrong or try to pretend you never messed up in the first place, you’re going to push a lot of people away.
On A Video About Dissolving Pills In Water Using A Syringe
You don't have to be a Gastroenterologist to know that! Also how TF did I spell "Gastroenterologist" correctly the first time?
Modified release tablets must also be swallowed whole. Crushing it up before swallowing releases the whole dose at once and can not only lead to toxicity, but also means that they've underdosed for later on.
yeah i take Extended release adderall and a friend of mine said "wow you take the whole pill? i open it up and take it like that so it works faster" well yeah thats cool but the reason i take extended release is because i need the adderall to work, like all day. not just the really jittery three hours after i take it.
Load More Replies...Doctors had to be careful prescribing to my little brother because all his tablets had to be able to be crushed so that they could go in his feeding tube.
And you should have learned in school that digestion STARTS in the mouth.
The Moon Doesn't Reflect Light
I wondered who and when this was first realised, Anaxagoras about 450 BCE, a likely candidate.
I know that in ancient greece they even calculated that the Moon is round and how far it was. Not sure about the dates though.
Load More Replies...But the moon is made of cheese, Wallace and Gromit checked that out and it's true!
Load More Replies...That's why NASA doesn't send mice to the moon :)
Load More Replies...Has no one else lit a room during a power outage by sitting a flashlight on its end, pointing up at the white ceiling to light the room?
And the Sun, Moon and planets turn around Earth. F~$·& you, Kepler, Brahe and Galileo!
Bacteria Don’t Exist?
Raw foodists are some of the weirdest people in the whole world. Also I know bacteria exist. I have seen them and I learned to identify many of them when I was in college getting my FOOD SCIENCE degree.
Bacteria are also the reason dry aged meat tastes so good. I have never and will never understand the raw food movement. A hunk of meat cooked over a fire is a beautiful thing
English is not my first language, so I may be wrong, but I think a CHUNK of meat is better cooked and a HUNK of meat is better enjoyed uncooked (but with protection). Both look beautiful by the fireside tho
Load More Replies...I can´t see it, therefore it doesn´t exist. Curiously, this logic doesn´t seem to apply to deities.
Bacteria make up a large part of your digestive microbiome, with thousands of viruses to help keep it in check.
Homo erectus was cooking food, we literally evolved to eat cooked food
Load More Replies...Honestly... I'd let them eat raw meat. Let's see how it goes. XD
IF the correct type of meat, conserved and prepared in the right way, it can be fine ( eg: beef tartar).
Load More Replies...During a previous interview, Bored Panda got in touch with redditor ShadowAlchemy, the founder of the entire ‘Confidently Incorrect’ community. They told us that they had decided to create the subreddit “on a whim,” after seeing a video of Conan interviewing Jennifer Garner.
“I scrolled through the comments and saw someone who thought stuff like that would make a great community of its own. It was super late at night when I saw that, so I made a subreddit really quick for no reason, posted a video or two, then went to bed.”
They had no idea that the sub would soon go viral.
Assuming A Bestselling Australian Author Would Use American Spelling & Grammar
How insulated from reality do you have to be to not know about the British Empire or where the English language came from?
My favoUrite coloUr is grEy, and my neighboUrs love mathS and aluminIum cans.
American here, I love spelling grey grey. I just think it looks better.
Load More Replies...Twenty years ago, Publishers Weekly wrote "the average American male never reads another book after high school." Imagine how much fewer of them read books today, when talk radio, streaming, non-stop sports betting, etc. are out there. We've always had a literacy problem, but it's exacerbated by the refusal to keep learning--an act made more productive by reading.
I've never been able to understand the non-reading thing. I always have a book in my purse in case I have to wait somewhere. Yeah, sometimes I spend too much time reading but still...
Load More Replies...Nagi is a national treasure in Australia. I am so proud she's made it big overseas, but she is unapologetically Aussie and so is the way she writes her recipes.
As it should be! I'm an American who cooks at least 3 of Nagi's recipes per week. She's awesome and so is Dozer! 🐕
Load More Replies...I actually can't be doing with Crystal witch. She criticises "slang" and "corrects" these spellings, yet uses incorrect spellings herself. Not to mention the endless "facts". She clearly knows what she's doing because her profile pic (which is changed every 2 seconds) says she does not care what people think of her. This indicates she knows that people have a reason to be annoyed at her. Edit: Not anymore, her profile pic has changed again!
Just ignore her. That’s what I usually do.
Load More Replies...There's this thing called "punctuation". It has rules and everything.
Don't get me started with how people don't realise the English hate the letter Zed.
I knew someone who thought that the British versions were pronounced "flav-OUR" and "kuhl-OOR.
He Didn't Do His Research
there should be a legal punishment for the people who decided that reading comprehension skills werent important enough to be taught in grade school anymore. its truly a curse upon society that the people who cannot understand the things they read are just walking around in their ignorance. id like to fight the person who started the whole "um ackshaully sometimes the author just means that the curtains are blue". people dont even try to understand the things they read. ive seen it the most in gen x but its still very prevalent in every generation.
This Gen-x is going to enjoy the fight. Reason being the “blue curtain debate” is a literary trope where readers over-analyze simple descriptions to infer deeper symbolic meaning; even arguing with the actual author as to what they *really* meant by their choice of colour. If you want to have a fight over understanding what is written, I suggest you first educate yourself on the difference between comprehension and interpretation. As you say yourself, reading comprehension is important.
Load More Replies...I agree and I found the book to be better. The movie did not contain the ending of the book.
Load More Replies...I still fail to see how "snowflake" is an insult - together a lot of snowflakes create a devastating avalanche or a furious blizzard....
And that the creature was neither Frankenstein nor a monster.
Load More Replies...That's NOT what the book Fight Club is about. The movie was awesome
Load More Replies...It means "most" in Norwegian and Danish I think, and relevant is the same word as in English
Load More Replies...Blood Nearlyboiling But Heart Rate Normal
Oh I don't know, I think it's very well done indeed.
Load More Replies...If you were measuring in Fahrenheit. In Celsius, somebody is in the soup pot
Which I am not against, but if it's still beating by then, I am not eating it, and I'll pass on the soup too Well that, and the something better be a 4-legger 😀
Load More Replies...i don't know what 98.7C is, but I know what 98.7f is. and I am pretty sure they are not the same, and the person with 98.7c would be dead.
Body temperature and heart rate are the same. Just like some people have same cholesterol and IQ.
Brain tissue starts to literally melt at 42 degree celsius, so yeah not a healthy temperature
Load More Replies...My man is nearly boiling here. XD Oh wait, if he's somewhere high, he's boiling already.
Jesus Mary and JoJo! This $#!+ has got to be made up. Stupidity has reached an all time low point.
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Well, with the amount of microplastic flowing into the ocean...
It's really super-low per square meter! But the great ocean patch is really big!! And therefore accumulates inte huge amounts of plastic waste! But really ineffective with a smol boat to fish it up, good, but the patch is really big. So good that they started catching the waste in the worst rivers and not waiting till its diluted in the ocean instead!
Load More Replies...So Spongebob Squarepants is made out of plastic. That is good, otherwise he would dry out and shrink on a shop shelf.
At time point the real animals call sponges that live in the ocean probably do have a lot of plastic in them.
Primary Colors
Additive vs. Subtractive color theory. Additive works for TV screens. Subtractive works for paint. And for printing we use CYMK. Cyan, Yellow Magenta, and blacK. There's more than one way to display color.
The primary difference between the two is light vs pigment.
Load More Replies...RGB, Red Green Blue, is for mixing lights. That's how your screen is mixing colors. There are millions of tiny crystals that tint light passing through them from behind. By combining intesity of each color, you get a resulting desired color. You probably actually met this principle in games, where you change three sliders of Red, Green and Blue to change color. The green girl however, is talking about physical colors, paints. Of course, those react differently and indeed, Blue, Red, Yellow and White are the basic colors you work to get all others. In RGB, if you put all colors together, you'll get white. With paints, you'll get black.
I remember buying one of those toilet tank hanger things that turned the water blue. I was folding clothes on the bed when my son (6yo) raced by the room into the bathroom. He didn't close the BR door and I heard him tinkling into the bowl, then he exclaimed, "Hey, yellow and blue make green!"... Your kids are learning a lot of different ways. ;)
Well the guy ain’t wrong, when it comes to light then we have RGB but in pigments we have RYB. Heck, sometimes even printers and digital works have their own primary colours CMYK
These people are both right, though. It depends on the frame of reference.
So Close!
How do people not know an h is 60 min??? That's impossible, they must have seen a clock before!!??
Clocks don't usually mark the minutes from 0 to 59... plus these days, apparently, kids are growing up without being able to read an analogue clock at all.
Load More Replies...Public, Private, AND homeschoolers are lining up like in the movie Airplane! to smack this fool.
When I started work in a government office in UK, we had flexi-time working but had to record it manually on paper, and add up the hours worked each day and total for the week. Some of my colleagues used a calculator to add up their hours worked.
My brain is yelling at me......"GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I EXPLODE!"
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On A Meme About Optimus Prime Supporting Queer Folk, Someone Mentioned The Bible
Are you Abel to read the bible?! I Cain.
Load More Replies...How to show you haven't read the Bible, without saying you haven't read the Bible
Someone literally presents a head on a plate to someone else...for starters...
K*****g a whole tribe, cutting of their foreskins and forcefully prostituting their women because they didn't show up for a meeting wasn't nice either
Load More Replies...Slaves, the flood k*****g everyone, stọning, beating the bush? Etc?..... 😬
Load More Replies...If there aren’t any evil acts in the bible, why did Eve eat the apple or Noah have to build an ark? Try again
Also what is sin if the Bible contains no examples of sin?
Load More Replies...Or the one where the two daughters say "do with our dad what women do elsewhere with men"..
Red Has Clearly Never Set Foot On A Farm
No. No they’re not. And the US is in for a very rude wake up call this winter
...That's the reason why this post is on a page for "Confidently inocrrect". ..
Load More Replies...We had this shît with Brexit. One of the biggest prompts for many people to vote Yes was to stop Europeans being allowed to just come over here and work without a visa etc. Apparently we were being ‘swamped’. Turns out that all the jobs the economic migrants were doing are jobs that no Brits want to do, including the ones that voted for Brexit.
Even with shaker machines to harvest berries and olives and almonds, there still must be human hands to adjust the machines. There would not be lettuce nor scallions nor cucumbers nor strawberries nor raspberries nor tomatoes without human hands harvesting them.
Or, in our area of rural Michigan, tend to the dairy herds. The largest farm in our area hires 'green card' workers as NO one wants that kind of work.
Load More Replies...Farmers in our country let people gather crops on their own for a fraction of store price. But they gotta put in the labor on their own. It is EXTREMELY popular and way more profitable for the farmers.
Yeah we don't exactly have local farms in cities and our country spans 4500 km long and 2660 km wide. with over 350million people. The average citizen would have to drive a minimum of 4-6 hours to a farm to pick a single crop.
Load More Replies...This isn't stupidity, this is an example of that classic far right technique the "obvious lie" - used not to correct but to smother debate and persuade the faithful
By AI machinery? Yesterday I thought I had been stealth botoxed because my eyebrows didn't raise at some Trump foolery. Today, I am relieved to know my eyebrows can indeed still shoot up.
Wireless PC's Don't Exist
I have said this before and i have no choice than to do it again. This should actually be called 'slower thoughts'
Yes, to match the slow clockspeed and lack of RAM.
Load More Replies...@crystal - a laptop is a wireless pc, yes. That was the point of the meme.
I seriously cannot read anymore of these. I'm getting a migraine and need a glass 🍷 of wine.
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"Nothing And Nobody Are Made Of Stardust"
They are actually tens of TRILLIONS of miles a but this guy hasn't' even been to a second McDonalds in his city.
"hasn't' even been to a second McDonalds in his city" LOL my new favourite insult!
Load More Replies...Okay I am actually guffawing at the idea of stars just being hundreds of miles away
Some years ago the Nobel prizewinner Sheldon Glashow wrote an article in the weekly magazine of the Süddeutsche Zeitung in which he stated that the moon is 17,000 km from the Earth. I was living near Munich at the time and tackled the editor about it. Yes, it did strike them as a bit odd, he said, but when they queried it with Glashow he replied that he had no changes to make to his text. And surely the stars are about as far away as the moon?
Load More Replies...So if I drove from New York to California, I'd hit a couple of galaxies along the way?
OMG, he will never figure out lightyears!
Load More Replies...Our bodies contain traces of gold, which can only naturally occur due to two neutron stars colliding - We scientifically are made out of stardust (to some degree at least)
Guy Who Has Never Seen An Orchestral Performance Before Is Mad About A Woman Conductor
If you read up on Dinesh D'Souza, you'll discover he's made "being stupid" an art form.
Load More Replies...I lauged out loud at that one! In my country conductors are counted as national heroes and are better known than our pop artists (we are weird). Technically, the conductors participating in this years Song festival had a auditorium of 79 000 people + the TV audience of the live and re airings. Aint none of our pop artist gonna beat those numbers
This is Dalia Stasevska, and I guarantee you that every person in that orchestra respects her. I sometimes wonder if Dinesh D'Souza is actually a troll who performs stupidity to expose how ridiculous these conservatives have become.
I don't get this one. What is the conductor supposedly doing wrong?
She's a woman. That's enough for the likes of Dinesh D'Souza.
Load More Replies...I´ve always wanted to reverse this stupid saying. Those who can, cannot teach. Because it comes naturally to them, they find it hard to explain what the process is. Those who struggle with a subject or skill understand what their students are going through. The best book on horse riding that I have read was wriitten by a woman with severve scolios. She had to really analyse the skill of riding to make it work for her and used her experience to train others. Of course, this is not universally true! Many geniuses have been great teachers, as well.
I had a front row seat, right in front of the pit, earlier this year. The conductor was just amazing, he had the musicians in the palm of his hand. He was exuberant and expressive - point there, that instrument starts; little wave of the baton, a ripple of sound - mesmerising! I can't even remember what was on stage 🫣
If it's all about the music then everyone could be dressed in clown costumes, since only the music matters
I reckon more people would go to orchestra performances if they did
Load More Replies...honest question, what do orchestra conductors do? I know they direct the musicians but don't the musicians already know what to do? Soz if I sound like an idiot
So basically they have a score, which is a combination of all of the different instruments' parts (think of it like a play, the actors don't all do the same thing-- ditto for orchestra). The conductor's job is to look at the different parts and figure out who comes in when, keep the time, and other various functions, like directing how loud or soft the piece is in a specific part. They essentially give visual cues to the musicians so they know what to do.
Load More Replies...It’s Called The “Water Cycle” Pal
They're called cooling towers. They use evaporative cooling like swamp coolers. They consume massive amounts of water. They also work most efficiently in arid climates with little water to begin with. Just google "map of data centers" and you'll see a serious problem. They are building them in the deserts. So where's the water coming from?
They've built a lot in Virginia, because you throw a stick around here and you'll hit a body of water.
Load More Replies...That’s why the rest of the world calls it petrol, benzene, etc, instead of gas, which can be many elements, compounds.or mixtures.
"Gas" in this context is simply a lazy abbreviation for gasoline. But you knew that.
Load More Replies...You can actually heat your home with the water used for cooling datacentres, from your very own datacentre in your shed!
Ever seen those huge round towers by power plants? Those are literally made to cool steam back down into water so it can be reused.
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My Brain Hurts
This is one of my most hated arguments in reading. If you say you could care less, it means you have not yet reached the limits of your caring.
To me this is as irritating as the 1000% people, who are 10000% convinced, that 100% isn't enough.
Dude needs to reparse those two sentences one careful word at a time.
Ray Ceeya, I think you're attributing a higher vocabulary to the skull-faced avatar than it has. Gotta know what parsing IS b4 being able to review it!
Load More Replies..."I couldn't care less"= complete apathy, and 'I could care less' (prevalent in American English) should mean the opposite; that they are concerned. 'On Accident' is the one that knee-jerks me, lol. We say 'by accident' in the UK, which is prob why 'on' sounds odd to me. But, to each their own. 👍
I'm American and I've never heard "on accident," it's always "by accident" or "accidentally."
Load More Replies...Watches A Clip From A Legal Drama, Thinks It’s Real
If anyone in your family starts talking like that, it's time to start considering that they may be displaying signs of dementia. That's not a joke.
What if someone in your country's administration starts talking like that?
Load More Replies...We have a TV show here based on actual cases, but... still a TV show. XD
Just wait until he learns anybody can walk into a courtroom and listen.
Quick Maths
Both of them missed it by this much. This entire thread is making my brain hurt
Well 7:75 at least is a bit less wrong if you use industrial minutes, i.e. for calculating wages
Load More Replies...A quarter to 8 is 7:45. The pocket watch shown reads 9:00 o'clock. Neither of them know how to tell time! Also, we 'quarter' lots of things, a quarter of a dollar is .25 cents, a quarter of an hour is 15 minutes, there are subtle differences to quarter different things. These folks don't understand percentages.
According to some people - not mentioning any names - it's a quarter of eight. That makes it 2, if my maths is correct. /j
Does "a quarter of 8" mean a quarter to or a quarter past?
Load More Replies...Whats Tofu Made Of, Bud?
I used to think tofu was that oriental martial art where you stuck at your opponent with the front edge of your feet.
Tofu is made from soya beans - almost universally fine for crohns. Soy is also usually fine for crohn's, but presumably this person is also gluten intolerant. Commenter is correct, just not well timed. BP needs google.
Crohn's is autoimmune and soy can trigger a flare up for some people. also after over 20 years random foods that were fine will suddenly not be fine. It's a fun game where you win an hour on the toilet or the grand prize hospital visit! also, there is no gluten in tofu? why would you assume they are gluten intolerant in the first place?
Load More Replies...Different varieties of tofu have different FODMAPs- aka fermentable sugars. I was bummed when I started the FODMAP diet for IBS and discovered that silken tofu has high levels of GOS (galactose-oligosaccarides)and Fructan in fairly small servings but regular firm tofu has GOS in high servings. To avoid all FODMAPs in silken tofu I have to restrict myself to 2 Tbsp. I don’t know what that means for Crohn’s disease though.
Doesn't Know How Alphabetical Order Works
Why am I pondering how to build a clock that displays the time correctly using that dial (except when the hands are jumping about)?
To be fair, perhaps read it again. EEFFNO... is indeed in alphabetical order.
Load More Replies...The Water Is Not Afraid Of The Feathers
Please excuse my whatever visual, but what exactly is it in the photo, because it sure as sh1t isn't a duck.
Whatever it is, it's made out of wood because ducks weigh the same as witches. (2 Monty Python witch references in 1 thread. It's still relevant!)
Load More Replies...I read this accidentally as “Duck feathers and their hydroponic properties” and thought this was about some fool trying to grow duck feathers…
Thank you for that fabulous imagery of greenhouses full of lights and heaters, growing duck feathers...
Load More Replies...Phobia in chemistry means hate not fear. Funny how those two words are so closely related.
even with this logic, it would be the feathers afraid of the water. you can't even be wrong correctly.
Reminds me of discworld where there were mages/wizards that hated water so much they could levitate themselves to not touch it, and that was how they could make a ship fly. Those wizards somehow often died young though
I looked it up: Hydrophobes appear in The Colour of Magic. They are magically talented individuals who have an extreme phobia or hatred for water. They are raised as powerful wizards, and from birth they are raised on dehydrated water from the Great Nef desert. Their fear of water becomes so powerful it forms a repulsion field around the hydrophobe that allows them to repulse any nearby fluid. This can be used as a method of transport over water as a group of these wizards can keep quite a large item floating above a body of liquid with ease. All die young as they can not cope with the loathing they feel for their own body fluids.
Load More Replies...This is the same argument transphobes (on here, Twitter, and many other places) use to say that transphobia doesn't exist
I work in medicine and I can tell you 'hydrophobic' is the correct word. 'Hydrotonic' means it takes water.
Hydrophilic is the opposite of hydrophobic in chemistry. They are opposites.
Load More Replies...Bro Thinks His Insurance Payments Only Cover His Expenses
There are far too many people in this world who don't understand how insurance works.
There are far too many who don't understand universal healthcare.
Load More Replies...If this guy's house was saved from burning down by the fire department, would he be expecting a bill?
In all fairness, we have the same idiots in Britain regarding our National Health Service. And I've seen them in Germany, too. It just goes along with the "me me me, I don't wanna to pay for anyone else EVVA! But I want to use all the community amenities!". It's a mental illness.
Load More Replies...Gotta love the “undocumented immigrants are stealing from us” trope. Nope, they aren’t. They pay taxes and get nothing in return. Now we’re seeing green card holders and native Americans deported. I knew it was only a matter of time before native Americans were deported. After all, they’re brown.
Then there are the people horrendously opposed to ObamaCare but LOVE the ACA- the Affordable Care Act, aka Obama Care. Bill Clinton really wanted Universal Health Care but it was more important to impeach him over a blue dress. As an aside, I wish he’d have dropped or modified NAFTA but had to follow through on his predecessor’s negotiations. That goes back to John Adams and Thomas Jefferson who *hated* each other. John Adams appointed judges up until the last minute. Thomas Jefferson did not want the Adams appointees and tried to block them but was blocked. I’m not sure what courts as the Supreme Court was a very different beast then. Instead of meeting together in their courtroom they travelled individually to hear cases. I don’t know if they met to establish their verdict or if they were written by the justice who heard the case.They didn’t have decent digs but met in a damp basement and it was not a desirable appointment. Prior negotiations and agreements mean nothing to Dumpty.
I wonder what this bozo thinks undocumented immigrants are getting for free.
This is kind of fascinating. I don't think the clown guy is wrong (other than the political nonsense in his first statement). He's just bizarre.
Open Your Mind, “But Not So Open That Your Brains Fall Out.” -Walter Kotschnig
No problem swimming that far in that area. You can just rest on the ice floes and technically still be in water. Bear in mind, it would take you about 14 days without rest...
Also, that's some of the most dangerous seas, plus the extremely cold water. It's really no problem at all. I swim that every Tuesday
Load More Replies...I mean, REAL MEN aren’t scared of a little hypothermia!🙄🙄
Load More Replies...Next, they will probably argue that the satellite image and all the climate data on the area are a hoax. In reality, it's a pleasant 30-minute swim in balmy waters. Only when you get out in Antarctica, make sure to put on a coat fast, because that's where the cold begins. But only to keep people out of that area.
So you think you can swim through Drake's passage, in an area also known as the Roaring Fifties?
For reference, 631 miles would be a bit more than 20,000 laps the length of an Olympic pool. I do ten laps and feel exhausted.
It’s A Form Of Democracy, But It Isn’t A Democracy
The USA has NEVER been a true democracy, the ludicrous "electoral college" nonsense proves that.
I just need to restart myself, my brain got a blue screen from reading this.
I honestly can’t work out what point they’re making
Load More Replies...Uuugh, just a few days ago some fool on YT was trying to convince me how a Republic isn't a democracy. He was a stubborn as a horsefly.
Just quote them the USCIS web page. Then remind them who USCIS is. (for nonUSA: They are the grouo that tests people to see if they know enough about USA to be a productive member of society as a citizen )
Load More Replies...Technically we're a democratic republic. Practically, we are an oligarchy.
Many, MANY people on Twitter like to argue that the United States isn't, and has never been, a democracy (which is obviously false)
Funny enough, it's the "Democratic People's Republic Korea" - as democratic as the "German Democratic Republic" was.....
Load More Replies...His Friend Refused To Accept A $5000 Raise Because He Thought He Would Earn Less Overall After Tax
This is only said by people who've never been in a higher tax bracket. It is true that one receives a lower proportion of the increase than the equivalent in the lower tax bracket, but 60% of 1000 is higher than 100% of nothing.
That's because they're not using logic, they're just using a line of thinking that *looks* like logic, but that's missing & ignoring important information
Load More Replies...This is a surprisingly common misunderstanding, I had almost this exact same conversation with a friend recently who was convinced she would end up with less because of moving up a tax bracket. One thing that IS true for some people (and very bad) is that if they are on benefits there is a point where if they earn more money they lose their benefits and end up worse off, so it is financially better for them not to work.
Weirdly, this subject was covered by another BP list which I recently read, about things that should be common knowledge.
If the people you're working for know this, they should know this and make the raise worth it.
Someone Failed Economics 101
My dyslexia actually read it like that. Misfiring brains are fun!!!
Load More Replies...Aw, jeez. The way people twist themselves to avoid the truth is stunning.
OK, just for variety let's whine and complain about what an obvious liar this Howard Lutnick is. Considering his shameless subservience to Trump, he should change his name very slightly to Howard Nutlick.
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket??
Load More Replies...Most money is electronic. The amount of money in printed form is a fraction of the real amount in the world economy.
Creating additional electronic currency is also referred to as "printing money" in the media
Load More Replies...Your Average Fox News Commenter
SIGH! The Constitution clearly states that is under the power of teh congress.
Pfft, like anyone in the current administration would ever pay any attention to that useless, ridiculously outdated piece of paper ( that they loudly claim they love more than anyone else does ).
Load More Replies...Gee, they never claimed this when Biden, Obama, or Clinton were president. They said just the opposite, I seem to recall.
If that’s true, then why are we wasting so much money on Congressional salaries and perks?
Have you noticed the stupid complaints about Dems like when Obama wore a tan suit? When one wore a bike helmet? When Biden went to a debate with severe jet lag? (I know Muricans don’t travel /s so they’ve never experienced jet lag but I remember landing in Copenhagen and everything was black. I couldn’t see or think and there wasn’t a thing I could do about it.) I could go on with more examples but Rethuglicans are going to criticize Democrats and praise theirs when they do the exact same thing.
Load More Replies...Classic Flat Earther
Propulsion: the act of driving or pushing forward. The medium, or lack thereof, has nothing to do with it. Rockets don't push against air. They combust a fuel source, which expands violently. The expansion of the fuel provides propulsion. Works better in the vacuum of space, as there is less friction.
Example: just head to a shooting range and rent a .22 that can fire both .22 short and .22 long. Same caliber. Same amount of air being "moved". So they should kick the same. They do not.
Load More Replies...My science teacher said that a rocket moves by forcing the air backwards. I asked, "How do rockets travel in outer space?" She said, "Oh, that's a good question. Can you look it up and explain it to us?" (These were pre-internet days, so that was some work.) Anyway, I did and explained it as well as I could at 12 years old. We need more teachers like that. She taught me more by being wrong and admitting it than she would have taught me by being right.
It really is classic; they do it all the time. A lot of people only have a superficial knowledge of physics, so if you dig just slightly deeper, you might get someone to bite.
*pof* and they are now doubting if the earth is a sphere and if space is real! Please dint fall for that!
Load More Replies...i like to explain things to these people like a cave man "fire burn, fire hot, rock burn hot then go boom. lots of little hot rocks in tube. fire burn rock. rock go boom boom boom real fast. tube try to get away from hot rock boom in b**t. tube go fast when rock boom because tube scared by rock boom. tube try to hide on moon to avoid rock boom."
Oh my god no no no! This is not how that works for ffs. Rocket propulsion relies on Newton’s Third Law, an action has an equal and opposite reaction and you can see it when the jet of gases expand out of the backside of the rocket which causes the whole thing to move forward. You can test this pretty easily at home. Plus, I’ve solved a few equations for rocket propulsion with and without gravity and you don’t really rely on any extrernal atmospheric pressure but rather on the internal energy of the system and the impulse
Gas Doesn't Weigh Anything
Should we talk about a ball of gasses that makes 99.8% of total mass of our Solar System?
If water doesn’t ‘way’ anything then what am I even studying in my fluid mechanics 😭
Respect. Fluid mechanics has some ugly math.
Load More Replies...Looking up density could be a great experience - in both senses of that word
As long as that sickly sweet vape cloud doesn't float up and then end up condensing into sickly sweet raindrops
You know, it's actually a pretty fun question. Does a cloud weigh 500 tons? Certainly, if the water in it were gathered in one place it would weigh a lot, but as a cloud, it too diffuse to rest on a scale. I think this person has a valid point.
Puberty Blockers Have Absolutely No Use
Well... puberty blockers have been used to offset precocious puberty (when a very young child starts puberty earlier than considered normal.) /js
Since the 80s! And these twatwaffles act like it's dangerous science with unknown side effects 🙄
Load More Replies...i had precocious puberty, started puberty when i was 7. was on track to be about 5'3-5'5 when full grown. as a man that can be a tough life. i was put on puberty blockers from the time i was 9 to the time i was 12, and then given T treatments to reinduce puberty, and ended up at 6'5" tall as an adult. if not for puberty blockers, my life would look very very different. i would not have had the opportunities that my size provided for me, like going to college and playing football. it bothers me to no end when people talk about banning them, both for my reasons and the fact that trans kids deserve to feel comfortable in their bodies just like the rest of us do. anyone who wants them gone, ask yourself this, if you started to suddenly develop all the characteristics of the other s*x that you were not, wouldnt that kinda f**k with your head? now imagine going through that at 12. could literally be a death sentence if kids are denied access to these medications. it was awful for me, who had always been "the big kid" to know that i was about to reach a point where i would always be the "little guy" from then on. i cant even begin to imagine the internal struggle of being told that you would continue to develop physically as a gender that you were not. that im sorry that you identify as a girl, im sorry that you are comfortable in dresses and playing with dolls, im sorry that you were looking forward to growing up and wearing pretty ballgowns and makeup, but republicans say that you cant be a girl, so get ready to spend the rest of your life feeling like your body is a badly fitted suit youre forced to wear, hope you like football loser because cheerleading is for girls only. imagine how much that would f**k with your head. if you still think they should be banned, you are a bad person.
Louder for the people in the back. Not to mention the little girls who start precocious puberty at 5- 6 years old and can then be impregnated by some pedophile followed by some stupid “right to life “ people who then won’t allow said CHILD to get an abortion because “ life is sacred “!!🙄
Load More Replies...Smoking three cigarettes a day mutates your DNA more than puberty blockers.
Puberty blockers are used in cancer treatments for both adults and children, men and women, for certain types of hormone affected cancers.
Arent the anti trans people always harping how you cant change your gender because its in your DNA and nobody can change it. And they are now upset because apparently trans people on puberty blockers have changed their DNA to match their social gender? I mean if puberty blockers could do that it would just solve the one anti trans issue they are having.
If puberty blockers could change your DNA a lot of genetic diseases would be cured.
Load More Replies...“Agreed! What’s the reason for them?” Yikes. Just get rid of everything you don’t understand. I’m pretty sure transphobes don’t understand that everything gets more complicated if someone has gone through puberty than if they block it in the first place. This is one of those things that remind me that lawmakers aren’t (usually) physicians, biologists, or any kind of health care provider.
Not Only Wrong But Delusional Too
As I recall, male honeybees don’t do a bloody thing except mate with the queen and die. I could be wrong
You are right as far as I know. ( there might have been a male honeybee who did the dishes once but there is no solid proof on that)
Load More Replies...I have two beehives, the boys are only there for a short time and a fun time, then they die. The hive is ruled by a Queen and her daughters
The fact that some people seriously think that there is any hard science in the book of Genesis is pathetic It's a freakin' ALLEGORY, people! 🙄
Genuinely One Of The Biggest Whiffs I've Seen
Oh, I remember the answer to this one. You have to break the pills in half and take four halves, one from each pill. That way it adds up to one full blue and one full red.
If the dude on the island is blind, how is he supposed know what colors those pills are? Are they different sizes? Textures? Shapes? Do they smell different?
😪 Break each pill in half and take half, put the other half aside for the following day.
“Temperature”
... Color me confused by this one. Isn't temperature also used to describe lighting tones as well?
Yes. Commenter at the bottom doesn't seem to realise this.
Load More Replies...Umm... color temperature is a thing. And... I agree with the OP on this one.
Ironically, fairly accurate of those two particular trains...
Load More Replies...Thinking That The Abe Coin Can’t Be Called A Penny
We got it from YOU! We learned it from YOU! Thumbs up if you know the commercial I'm paraphrasing.
Steven Wright: "Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you have to put your two cents in? Someone's making a penny!"
Looking at the size difference, I think the British coin is probably a half-penny rather than a penny.
You were downvoted for some reason, as was I. I wonder who that might have been...quite why someone downvotes for facts, I really don't understand (unless they're just small-minded and petty).
Load More Replies...Couldn't find a more recent example of 1p? Queen Victoria died in 1901.
The US makes it’s one choice to use a decimal system, then decides to carry over an archaic name for the smallest denomination 🙄
I mean, we probably stole it first - it's a descendant of the German pfennig I think (like the US dollar is descended from the German thaler)
Load More Replies...Well done for finding a penny from 1901 or earlier. They're somewhat smaller these days.
They're also worth a lot less. You'd actually be able to buy something for 1p in 1901.
Load More Replies...actually OP is not wrong about this. The US Treasury's official name of the coin is "one cent piece".
Two People Confidently And Incorrectly Correcting The Dictionary
Yep, both as a noun and a verb (Oxford Dictionary). I'm old enough to remember words that now have been appropriated and mean something entirely different from their original meanings - hence, I'm rarely surprised what is added to dictionaries.😉
Load More Replies...I thought stan was a mash up of stalker and fan. Stalker fan = stan.
I thought it was Stan from the song but Stan was an abbreviation of Stalker Fan
Eminem was the first rapper to get a word put in the dictionary. Stan means obsessed fan
my boy w***y shakes, the OG swag daddy, has like four pages in the dictionary, some of his words include: a*******n, bedroom, cold-blooded, critic, dauntless, fashionable, gossip, hint, lackluster, lonely, majestic, mimic, obscene, radiance, swagger, t*****e, zany and quite a few more. pretty sure he invented the name Jessica too. RIP W***y Shakes, gone too soon (1564-1616)
Load More Replies...Physics Is Hard
At these weights it probably doesn't really matter, but he's right. The heavier bikes should be closer to the car.
Yeah, the guy is right that the orderof the bikes doesn't affect their combined weight,but distance from fulcrum can be significant in some* circumstances *all
Load More Replies...Being a minivan, it almost certainly is front wheel drive.
Load More Replies...Springs - probably not shocks, but those could have gone too because the pic is so shocking.
Load More Replies...Nobody Could Ever Have 1.5tb Of Ram?!?
Holy c**p. 1.5TB of RAM? Holy c**p. I wanna see that computer. That's some huge server to run all ARKs at once. XD
I had to stop reading these. I must be at least slightly masochistic 'cos I keep doing this to myself.
If I ever felt the need to end a paragraph with the words "educate yourself" I would delete the entire comment without even checking it.
I use the phrase on people that use the phrase. Mirroring is a fun tactic.
Load More Replies...Sometimes I just read these to remind myself that I actually had a better education than I thought. And that education never stops because sometimes I learn stuff here - surprisingly.
Pure ragebait... how can people actually be this ridiculously incorrect?!
Ok, I *know* that some of these are just bait. The problem is, I don't know which ones are bait and which ones are genuine stupidity.
Every time I think, this has got to be a wind up, nobody could be that thick, then Crystalwitch pipes up...
Load More Replies...OK, I like making fun of right-wingers’ lack of education as much as anybody. But I have to admit, I didn’t know a lot of the science ones. I’m a word nerd, not a science nerd.
I had to stop reading these. I must be at least slightly masochistic 'cos I keep doing this to myself.
If I ever felt the need to end a paragraph with the words "educate yourself" I would delete the entire comment without even checking it.
I use the phrase on people that use the phrase. Mirroring is a fun tactic.
Load More Replies...Sometimes I just read these to remind myself that I actually had a better education than I thought. And that education never stops because sometimes I learn stuff here - surprisingly.
Pure ragebait... how can people actually be this ridiculously incorrect?!
Ok, I *know* that some of these are just bait. The problem is, I don't know which ones are bait and which ones are genuine stupidity.
Every time I think, this has got to be a wind up, nobody could be that thick, then Crystalwitch pipes up...
Load More Replies...OK, I like making fun of right-wingers’ lack of education as much as anybody. But I have to admit, I didn’t know a lot of the science ones. I’m a word nerd, not a science nerd.
