CertifiedCatServant (he/him)

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I love my cat to whom I am forever indebted to because she’s a cat and that’s the absolute minimum I can offer.

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

“What If You Could Drink Hell?”: 45 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Hotels

"Choreographed by a two-time Emmy Award winner, Porcelain Throne Theatre welcomes you to the dancing extravaganza 'Taco Bell', that splatted right into the hearts of our critics.

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

For once!

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Converse are the only shoes that have done that to me

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 4 days ago

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

Well there goes my idea for an Etsy shop.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Whats wrong with screenshots having other languages anyway?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“Adults Who Are Married, What Small Things You Do Make Your Marriage Stronger?” (30 Answers)

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 14 items 1 week ago

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

Not Brodeo Rodeo!🤣

38 Small Irritating Things That Are Sure To Ruin Your Day, As Shared On X

when ordering remotely from the app, you can only pay with a credit/debit card or your reloadable starbucks card (exists only because it earns more points when you pay with it). if you are 10¢ short, you can add $10 minimum to it to complete the transaction if you want to complete it. cash isn’t an option for the remote ordering. hope this wasn’t to confusing 😅

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

Not Brodeo Rodeo!🤣

50 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By What Just Rolled Into Their Shop (Best Of All Time)

2024 Prius is very cool.

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

Plot twist: DeMarcus is his neckbeard fedora that became sentient because of his annoying dickery

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

fission mailed

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

The first time I was hospitalized, I told the Dr., when asked to explain what was wrong. I told him it felt as though there was a hole in my soul where my heart should be. He said it was a very good description.

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

does it almost feel like you are faking all your emotions as well? cause what you’ve described is how I’ve felt for a while now but I didn’t realize those are symptoms of depression…

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

a testi-ghoul

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

Yeah, one of the worst part of depression is that you don't even feel love for your most loved ones anymore. You know you love them, but you don't feel anything but emptiness.

“Terrible Maps”: 30 Maps That Are So Bad, It’s Funny (New Pics)

Did you know that all people with blue eyes are related? The blue eyes mutation was because someone was involved with their cousin thousands of years ago. Weird, huh?

“Yes, But”: 30 Thought-Provoking Illustrations Showcasing Society’s Most Common Contradictions (New Pics)

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

38 Small Irritating Things That Are Sure To Ruin Your Day, As Shared On X

Funny "Off The Mark" Comics That Might Make Your Day (30 New Pics)

not for long…

38 Small Irritating Things That Are Sure To Ruin Your Day, As Shared On X

Funny "Off The Mark" Comics That Might Make Your Day (30 New Pics)

not for long…

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

totally off topic but I live near that beach and (when it’s not super crowded) it’s beautiful

50 Funny ’80s Memes That Gen Xers And Millennials Might Understand Too Well

NUH UHH!!

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

does it almost feel like you are faking all your emotions as well? cause what you’ve described is how I’ve felt for a while now but I didn’t realize those are symptoms of depression…

“He Absolutely Melts”: 30 Cute And Adorable Habits Of People’s Significant Others

Could you explain for a clueless American?

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤️

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

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50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

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50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

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50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

There's a difference between communism and socialism! Open a book!

50 Hilarious And Unlucky Comparisons Of Food Expectations VS. Reality

There is no ad picture, they're both the same sandwich ,just opened u on the second to show the sparcity of ingredients.

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

The opposite side of this statistic is that there are now FAR less closeted and miserable humans, because more people are comfortable coming out and being themselves now that we have a more inclusive society (not perfect yet but getting closer) and spaces for them to be themselves without harassment or bullying 😊 much love to my fellow LGBTQ+ pandas ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈

50 Epic Comebacks That Immediately Put Conservatives In Their Place

to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

I’m in tears at the, “you’re half right” part!!

“If Lost, Please Mail To The FBI”: 30 Bizarre Things That Have Been Found In Hotel Rooms

DRÚGS, BP. DRÚGS. Fúcking DRÚGS. Call it by the name or don't tell the story. /edit: this account has been banned from commenting because some special snowflakes have apparently felt offended by me using bad, bad words. The new ABC the Fifth has to "be approved by BP before commenting", which it probably won't ever be, so... see y'all folks, it was fun with you while it lasted. If you want to honour my retirement, report every post with stupid and useless censoring. See ya in another life or on another, less detached platform.

50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

Well make it one longer - the world is better for having you in it ❤️

50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

add me to it!! you’re worth it and the world is so much better with you in it

Someone Asks People To Share The Grossest Thing Their Partner Does, And 30 Don't Hold Back

I clean my vacation rental and this is an incredibly common thing to find

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

I’m in tears at the, “you’re half right” part!!

50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

Well make it one longer - the world is better for having you in it ❤️

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

I’m in tears at the, “you’re half right” part!!

50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

Well make it one longer - the world is better for having you in it ❤️

50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

add me to it!! you’re worth it and the world is so much better with you in it

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CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Ask Pandas

What’s Something You’re Super Excited About And Just Have To Tell People About?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted a list addition 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic Of Your Pet Right Now (Closed)

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Funny Picture Of Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Phone’s Wallpaper (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Some Good News!

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

What’s Something You’re Super Excited About And Just Have To Tell People About?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on a post 1 day ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Converse are the only shoes that have done that to me

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

38 Small Irritating Things That Are Sure To Ruin Your Day, As Shared On X

Funny "Off The Mark" Comics That Might Make Your Day (30 New Pics)

not for long…

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

totally off topic but I live near that beach and (when it’s not super crowded) it’s beautiful

50 Funny ’80s Memes That Gen Xers And Millennials Might Understand Too Well

NUH UHH!!

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

does it almost feel like you are faking all your emotions as well? cause what you’ve described is how I’ve felt for a while now but I didn’t realize those are symptoms of depression…

“He Absolutely Melts”: 30 Cute And Adorable Habits Of People’s Significant Others

Could you explain for a clueless American?

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 6 posts 2 weeks ago

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

I’m in tears at the, “you’re half right” part!!

50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

Well make it one longer - the world is better for having you in it ❤️

50 Relatable Memes About Mental Health That Even Your Therapist Might Find Funny

add me to it!! you’re worth it and the world is so much better with you in it

30 Times People Realized Some Parts Of Their Vocabulary Went Out Of Fashion And Shared It Online

My mom and I make your mom jokes with each other. it gets pretty creative

35 Times People Ruined An Impression About Themselves In An Instant

dhum = dumb like how idjit = idiot :)

Airport Promises To Investigate After Cancer Survivor Forced To Remove Breast Prosthesis

But maybe don’t put her in a vulnerable and uncomfortable position IN PUBLIC?!

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

“Can Imagine The Film Already”: $30M Easter Heist Leaves LAPD And Feds Baffled

how do you know… 🤨 (/j)

“It Absolutely Blew My Mind”: 50 Traits People Thought Everyone Had, But Were Proven Wrong

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

Interesting! Thanks

50 Mildly Interesting Things People Saw Through A Window And Just Had To Share

why is it wavy?

30 Fitness Hacks People Discovered That Made Them Struggle Less With Exercising

Thirsty? Drink water. you’d be surprised but it helps!!

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

35 Things People Assumed Were Normal About Their Bodies Until Someone Pointed Out Otherwise

Exactly what happened in my mom’s case! it kept flip-flopping until it never flipped back

35 Things People Assumed Were Normal About Their Bodies Until Someone Pointed Out Otherwise

my mom had to have emergency surgery for this exact thing after being dismissed by ER docs TWICE telling her that her excruciating, ER-worthy pain was “just constipation.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 3 items 15 hours ago

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

I love quick wit, that's golden 😆

“Ruined His Career Over A Pair Of Airpods”: 30 Of The Stupidest Ways People Ruined Their Lives

I’m in tears at the, “you’re half right” part!!

“What If You Could Drink Hell?”: 45 Hilariously Spot-On Tweets About Hotels

"Choreographed by a two-time Emmy Award winner, Porcelain Throne Theatre welcomes you to the dancing extravaganza 'Taco Bell', that splatted right into the hearts of our critics.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 1 day ago

45 Times Dumb Customers Really Pushed Retail Workers To The Limit With Their Questions

For once!

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Screenshot Of Americans Being Unbelievably Dumb

Whats wrong with screenshots having other languages anyway?

“Adults Who Are Married, What Small Things You Do Make Your Marriage Stronger?” (30 Answers)

30 People Describe The Scariest Experiences They Probably Will Never Be Able To Forget

Well there goes my idea for an Etsy shop.

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“Wish I Was Kidding”: 50 Hilariously Unfortunate Names That Were Actually Given To Babies

Not Brodeo Rodeo!🤣

CertifiedCatServant (he/him) • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

38 Small Irritating Things That Are Sure To Ruin Your Day, As Shared On X

I meant pull a 'dime' out of his pocket to complete the transaction.

38 Small Irritating Things That Are Sure To Ruin Your Day, As Shared On X

Funny "Off The Mark" Comics That Might Make Your Day (30 New Pics)

Sad but true...

Funny "Off The Mark" Comics That Might Make Your Day (30 New Pics)

not for long…

50 Times Mechanics Were Left Speechless By What Just Rolled Into Their Shop (Best Of All Time)

2024 Prius is very cool.

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

Plot twist: DeMarcus is his neckbeard fedora that became sentient because of his annoying dickery

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

fission mailed

“Yes, But”: 30 Thought-Provoking Illustrations Showcasing Society’s Most Common Contradictions (New Pics)

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

a testi-ghoul

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

does it almost feel like you are faking all your emotions as well? cause what you’ve described is how I’ve felt for a while now but I didn’t realize those are symptoms of depression…

36 Sensations That Must Be Experienced To Be Fully Understood

Yeah, one of the worst part of depression is that you don't even feel love for your most loved ones anymore. You know you love them, but you don't feel anything but emptiness.

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