Eric Johnson
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A romantic nerdy Navy veteran. Currently single, hoping to change that with the right person!
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Eric Johnson • upvoted 24 items 3 months ago
The_sad_p***s Reply
Mechanic here. I had a coworker whom would poke a hole into customers tires just so they would come back and buy more (yes he did it to new tires as well). Finally caught him one day after I found it odd that it was only the customers he put tires on that kept coming back for more tires, at first I thought maybe he wasn't putting enough air into them so I kinda hawk eyed over him without him knowing and sure enough he would put the tire on the rim (we have a special machine to put tires on rims) and he would put a small slit with his pocket knife in the tread on the tire. Caught him red handed doing it. Fired on the spot. F**k you Brett.
IdahoBaker reply
We had this guy as a delivery driver. Super nice, quiet, never showed any signs of anger even in stressful situations. We started getting calls mainly from older women, that our delivery driver(we had our logo on both front doors) was cutting off, flipping off, yelling c*nt, at these women. I didn’t believe it at first. I thought maybe they cut him off, he honked, they wanted him fired so made up some big story. Then the back window got busted out of the vehicle. And then the radio looked like it got punched out for whatever reason. Everything came together and we found out he had huge anger issues. He stopped showing up so it solved itself, but it was crazy how good of a front he put on.
Fire_The_Torpedo2011 reply
I had a number of complaints about a new member of staff, they said that she kept taking off her shoes, pulling dry skin from her feet, and eating it. I thought the staff were lying and being mean about her just because they didn't like her... Until I saw her do it. She didn't finish the week as she quit.
easy0lucky0free reply
Our worker took a s**t in the toilet of a vacant apartment that didn't have running water and then didnt say anything and left. They know they are supposed to use bathrooms in the offices/clubhouses because vacant units never have running water. The complex didnt find it until three days later, when they brought a potential tenant for a walkthrough. It had been over 100 degrees all week. The woman i spoke to said there wasnt any toilet paper, either.
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Local hardware store had an employee jacking and putting it in a coworkers coffee. True story. People found out and he was arrested.ShannonsParade reply
My husband’s 15 minutes of fame is when we went and saw Bert Kreischer and as Bert was joking about having a hairy a*****e I pointed at my husband and for the rest of the bit he kept pointing at my husband and saying things like “this guy knows what I’m talking about.” My husband was mortified and it was the best birthday I’ve had in awhile lol
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Tagged along with a friend to a house party where I barely knew anyone. Was walking in the kitchen when someone decided to prep a big fruit salad and I offered to help with the mango because just a couple days prior I had watched a Youtube tutorial on how to easily cut up a mango. (Cut off “flat” sides, cross score, flip inside out to get a “mango hedgehog”, cut off spikes, easy!). I had never tried that technique before but still gave it a shot. Somehow I managed to pull it off perfectly. When I looked up everyone in the kitchen was astounded by how skillfully I had prepped that mango. One of my buddies female friends so much so, that we ended up hooking up that evening and had a months long fling. TL;DR Handled a mango, got the girl.Show All 24 Upvotes
Eric Johnson • upvoted 13 items 4 months ago
JanetWuzHere reply
Cash. I live in one of the most digitalized countries in the world and we are already so cashless that some places don't even accept cash anymore, even though they're still required to by law. I still insist on paying with cash to everyones annoyance. It doesn't rely on power or internet and it's anonymeous, the latter being important to me.
LonkFromZelda reply
Wired headphones. Wireless airbuds make me irrationally angry, it just seems so frivolous and easy to lose.
rustybeancake reply
Books. I take books out the library, read them, return them. Seeing what books are available on my “want to read list” is a fun game in itself.
Empty-Taste-2777 reply
Paper menu… why you making take a picture of a square, go to a website and squint on my phone to see what you got to eat.
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Tagged along with a friend to a house party where I barely knew anyone. Was walking in the kitchen when someone decided to prep a big fruit salad and I offered to help with the mango because just a couple days prior I had watched a Youtube tutorial on how to easily cut up a mango. (Cut off “flat” sides, cross score, flip inside out to get a “mango hedgehog”, cut off spikes, easy!). I had never tried that technique before but still gave it a shot. Somehow I managed to pull it off perfectly. When I looked up everyone in the kitchen was astounded by how skillfully I had prepped that mango. One of my buddies female friends so much so, that we ended up hooking up that evening and had a months long fling. TL;DR Handled a mango, got the girl.ShannonsParade reply
My husband’s 15 minutes of fame is when we went and saw Bert Kreischer and as Bert was joking about having a hairy a*****e I pointed at my husband and for the rest of the bit he kept pointing at my husband and saying things like “this guy knows what I’m talking about.” My husband was mortified and it was the best birthday I’ve had in awhile loleasy0lucky0free reply
Our worker took a s**t in the toilet of a vacant apartment that didn't have running water and then didnt say anything and left. They know they are supposed to use bathrooms in the offices/clubhouses because vacant units never have running water. The complex didnt find it until three days later, when they brought a potential tenant for a walkthrough. It had been over 100 degrees all week. The woman i spoke to said there wasnt any toilet paper, either.anon reply
Local hardware store had an employee jacking and putting it in a coworkers coffee. True story. People found out and he was arrested.IdahoBaker reply
We had this guy as a delivery driver. Super nice, quiet, never showed any signs of anger even in stressful situations. We started getting calls mainly from older women, that our delivery driver(we had our logo on both front doors) was cutting off, flipping off, yelling c*nt, at these women. I didn’t believe it at first. I thought maybe they cut him off, he honked, they wanted him fired so made up some big story. Then the back window got busted out of the vehicle. And then the radio looked like it got punched out for whatever reason. Everything came together and we found out he had huge anger issues. He stopped showing up so it solved itself, but it was crazy how good of a front he put on.Fire_The_Torpedo2011 reply
I had a number of complaints about a new member of staff, they said that she kept taking off her shoes, pulling dry skin from her feet, and eating it. I thought the staff were lying and being mean about her just because they didn't like her... Until I saw her do it. She didn't finish the week as she quit.The_sad_p***s Reply
Mechanic here. I had a coworker whom would poke a hole into customers tires just so they would come back and buy more (yes he did it to new tires as well). Finally caught him one day after I found it odd that it was only the customers he put tires on that kept coming back for more tires, at first I thought maybe he wasn't putting enough air into them so I kinda hawk eyed over him without him knowing and sure enough he would put the tire on the rim (we have a special machine to put tires on rims) and he would put a small slit with his pocket knife in the tread on the tire. Caught him red handed doing it. Fired on the spot. F**k you Brett. Eric Johnson • is following a person
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