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This Facebook Page Is All About ‘Awkward Memes,’ And Here Are 35 Of The Most Randomly Hilarious Ones
There’s nothing quite like a good meme to brighten your day. A great meme, however, might force you to do a double-take and wonder what the ever-loving heck is going on as you giggle and smile.
That’s where the massively popular ‘Awkward Memes’ Facebook page comes in. It does exactly what it says on the tin, and we’ve collected some of their most awkward memes to amuse and confuse you. Check out the crème de la crème as you scroll down. Bored Panda has reached out to the ‘Awkward Memes’ team via Facebook, and we’ll update the article as soon as we hear back from them.
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#1
CJK 2 years ago (edited)
Well I DID see a peaceful photo for a few seconds. But now I can't not see that rabbit. Still peaceful though I have to say,
Ahmadu Suleiman 2 years ago
The bird is going right while the rabbit is going left
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We reached out to Ariane Sherine, a comedy writer, published author, and music producer from the United Kingdom, to get her opinion on memes, standing out from the crowd with social media content, as well as the upsides and downsides of internet fame—something that plenty of people desperately want.
Bored Panda was curious how content creators can stand out from the crowd with their memes when pretty much everyone around them is trying to stand out as well.
"A unique and funny take on a topical issue is always a winning formula," she told us.
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#2
lonelydino 2 years ago
Reminds me of something in the Richard Scarry books. Who knows what I am talking about? Loley Worm???
Tamra 2 years ago
I'm really tired today. And once in a while, when I'm really tired, I'll sort of have a hysterical laughing fit over random things. Your comment set me off. Started laughing, couldn't stop, tears running down my face, and got hiccups. My dogs went to the other side of the room. Oh...my sides...😂
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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 2 years ago
My question is where's the banana & pickle car?
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#3
LillieMean 2 years ago
It feels a little terrible to laugh at this, but this is just the right kind of black humor for my taste.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Also, the right kind of steak and bacon for my taste.
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Ayasuma 2 years ago
My (single, male) cousin called me while I was cooking supper. I told him I had to go and he said "Must be nice to come home from work and have someone cook you supper". I was like, oh my gosh yes, I would Love to come home and have someone cook me supper. He said "I mean your husband, he has someone cook him supper when he gets home". And I was still, no I totally understand, I would love that too, that would be wonderful. He finally got mad and hung up. :)
VonBlade 2 years ago
Every day? I mean, I love a cheese and lettuce sandwich as much as the next person, but not every damn day.
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
It makes me a bit nauseous to think of eating this every morning. Bleh.
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I think melted whipped cream, but I'm not willing to bet my whiskers on it.
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Duck's Shredder 2 years ago
I think it's whipped cream with chocolate chips.
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Kennethbush 2 years ago
My God that’s an annoying sentence. But I’m upvoting cuz downvoting is bad
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"Especially if it’s relatable and universal, so people worldwide will get the joke instead of just people in a specific town, for instance," the comedy expert suggested that meme creators broaden their horizons and aim for a wider audience.
Meanwhile, we were interested in the pros and cons of internet fame, something that loads of people dream about (though it can be quite a double-edged sword/monkey's paw).
#4
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Dog paw, maybe not. I will admit that when I saw it, suddenly I heard in my head, "tale as old as tiiiime...."
Chintan Shah 2 years ago
I still think this is a dog paw. Just a sophisticated doggo who has good taste in fashion accessories and has places he needs to be and people he needs to see
#5
Luna Crow 2 years ago
If this was for a writing class, I'd give them a passing grade
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the_harbringer_of_doom 2 years ago
im using this"sorry mom, cant go too school today, gaint bug¨
Audrey Martin 1 year ago
Harbinger of doom. Your sentence hurts my eyes I'm...can't...to...giant and you could need an extra one of these "
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Was supposed to meet my then boyfriend at his work. I told him I couldn't make it because a spider web was blocking me. He laughed. Told everyone he knew and then he came home. He did not laugh. I honestly threw a giant bottle of juice at it and it bounced off. The next day it was gone.
Audrey Martin 1 year ago
Wow! Where do you live? Even in Australia I didn't see webs like that. Mind you I lived in Victoria, quite tame really.
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#6
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Is it weird that I want this specifically and only to make that exact pun
"The pros are that people are impressed. It also opens doors when it comes to getting jobs as companies always want people with a following as they can promote their products and services. And it’s often nice to get lots of engagement," comedy writer and author Ariane shared with Bored Panda.
"But the main con is that if you tweet something controversial and/or stupid, it’s easier to get canceled and receive hate mail than if you have virtually no followers. And even if you don’t do that, the level of engagement means your phone can constantly be blowing up with notifications, which can be very distracting!"
The ‘Awkward Memes’ page is wildly popular on Facebook. Nearly 1 million internet users follow it for the fun, chaotic, and sometimes even relatable memes they collect from all around the web.
#7
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Called my Mom and brother in another state for this sooo...
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BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago (edited)
yeah but when i am the one in the kitchen , and i yell "goddammit!" really loud when i drop that spoon and splattered orange sauce all over the place and she come running i get "Well WTF? i thought something BAD happened!" then it;s the "you are the biggest idiot on earth" death stare! Of course this is all hypothetical becasue i would never be heating up spaghetti rings in a sauce pan on the stove top in the first place.
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
It seems like a reasonable place to heat them up to me.
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#8
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
"Daddy I was naughty" - " For the last time, it's: Father, I have sinned!"
RajunCajun 2 years ago
dude that is so god damn funny, like people in the next cube at work had to come see what I was laughing at funny.
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Bella 2 years ago
Two different results from strict and/or extremely religious parents
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Becky Samuel 2 years ago
Maybe we need to point out this image to all of the commenters losing their *kaka* over a bridesmaid refusing to remove her hijab.
Say What 2 years ago
Pretty sure neither is a nun. Nuns don't wear makeup.
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#9
VonBlade 2 years ago
None of them. You're a good friend. Stop making everything about your wedding tackle.
grotesqueer 2 years ago
Fr. I don't understand why is it so difficult for so many to understand attraction isn't a game. No-one controls who they're attracted to. Just because someone has the qualities you want your partner to have, it doesn't mean you'd find them attractive. Let alone that you should.
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Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago
The I want someone to treat me like you do but is better looking zone... I know it well
Kaitlyn Lindsay 2 years ago
You're in the "she isn't attracted to me so I need to move on because there is someone for everyone and plenty of fish in the sea" zone
‘Awkward Memes,’ along with the ‘Dark Humor’ Facebook page, were both created by the founders of the ‘Occult Fox’ project that’s all about “irresistible viral entertainment” and helping highlight some of the work created by artists, designers, and photographers.
“Awkward Memes provides a voice to those who want to share their awkward situations with the public without disclosing their identity. This can include workplace events, interactions with others, or embarrassing ideas. We turn this content into memes without disclosing your identity,” the page founders write on Facebook, adding that they also aim to help people forget about their own awkwardness.
#10
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Hmm… weird proportion, big head, weird hands, weird backpack, all okay I guess… weird color grass, maybe in Autumn? …YAAAAAAAA GET IT AWAY—
shawn mckinney 2 years ago
Oh I see it now. I thought it was the pasty hand holding the backpack. Oops
A Bi-Cycle 2 years ago (edited)
Oh my god I didn’t realise until I looked carefully… that’s terrifying
#11
Epona 2 years ago
Sometimes subtle is good! I like this pumpkin carving! It's cute!
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
I'm just impressed with that amazingly even cut for the top! What did they use, a machete???
Bobert Robertson 2 years ago
But at the same time I can't stand that it's not an angled inward cut... it's gonna slide off
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#12
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Absolutely deplorable, but I do think his response was pretty funny.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Single women who agree to affairs with married men are usually the ones with low self-esteem.
Ann Coffman 2 years ago
I think the married person does too, trying to prove they are still the stud they used to be.
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Deborah B 2 years ago
The correct response to him is "I meant, I'm not worth ruining your marriage over, because we would never get together. I would never be able to trust you to be faithful, and I deserve better than a man who would cheat on his wife."
Gninja 2 years ago
Yes! Or men hitting on married women. I have 3 kids I dont want a side piece. Obviously they think they could just have sex and thats it but come on.
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Epona 2 years ago (edited)
Same! My philosophy on it is "I would never want to be cheated on, so I could never cheat on somebody". A relationship, specifically an intimate one, with one other person seems complicated enough, why would I want to bring a third person into the mix? I am (or I would be if I knew how to date as an adult) a very loyal person, so monogamy or nothing, thanks! I don't know how to have an adult relationship (not to suggest I have had physical relationships with an adult when I was still a minor, absolutely not! I just mean I have not dated much... at all. The last "date" I had was at age 17 - which was 23 years ago *cringe* - so I don't have a lot of experience, let alone any adult dating experience. My neurodivergence is a huge factor in that reality, but also, social anxiety, and...you know...that other unfortunate part of the world at the moment...Covid (not that I have it, but that it would make dating difficult).
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Fester Sixonesixonethree 2 years ago
This is hilarious! "none are so blind but those who will not see" what jerks they are!
Sydnie Laney 2 years ago
at least he has a good heart somewhere down below those several clogged arteries
Feeling awkward or embarrassed is a very human emotion. However, it’s quite uncomfortable and most people either shy away from those icky feelings or run away from the situation altogether. The problem is that if you keep doing that, you might turn your embarrassment into deep-rooted shame. (Think: remembering something awfully awkward you did back in school while you’re desperately trying to fall asleep at 3 am.)
The antidote? Embracing these feelings and acknowledging that they’re a part of you and a part of life. The next time you feel embarrassed or awkward, you’ll be far better equipped to handle your emotions. Congratulations! You’ve taken a huge step toward emotional maturity. It’s a far better alternative to cringing when you remember every little mistake you’ve ever made.
#13
Jovmen 2 years ago (edited)
It's just so faux pas to offer anything but Irish coffee, bloody Mary's, or mimosa at 9am. Kids these days...
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
Ahh...I can see this was in the before-times and not during/after Covid....nowadays asking for sip of someone's beverage will get you a strong side-eye!
The Queen 2 years ago
It got the side eye from me in the before times, during times, and now!
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Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
When I was a kid, we were only allowed early morning shots of vodka cranberry on Thanksgiving Day. Black Friday didn't count - my parents were so strict.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Hey, some of us night owls need alternative fuel sources to function in your diurnal torture chamber known as "daytime".
#14
Caro Caro 2 years ago
A good rest, some wine and cheese. Hope she gets it !!!
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Junebugjump! 2 years ago
This is a top tier plan even if they have children. No one should remain married to a man who disrespects and lies to her. Plus, she may find someone who loves her more fully. And, pops will find out that having kids 50% of the time is fun! I wish her long life, love, and happiness.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago (edited)
A vacation is sometimes called a "Get away", and that's precisely what she's saying to him.
Rider 2 years ago
My partner asked to go out this weekend. He's trying to rekindle and will probably insist on counseling. He's getting the break up talk.
April Stephens 2 years ago
I doubt it could have stayed a surprise until Christmas if the wife was telling cousins and they were posting about it on social media. Rumors travel.
#15
tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I'm from the USA and so far they've left our stuff alone... ha ha ha! I crack me up.
Steve Robert 2 years ago
Fuuck the British museum if it can't take a joke, unless it's an old joke, then it will take it
Jennifer Brown 2 years ago
To be fair, the actual British Museum didn't steal it...the British Govt during their colonial empire expansion and various wars "appropriated" it. I wish they had stolen more items from Syria and Afghanistan to be honest. Isis and the Taliban have gone in a destroyed 1000s of ancient texts, scrolls, statues, temples and art work that can never be recovered now.
Richard Salisbury 2 years ago
We can't give anything back now, we're worried it's like library fines...
columbokateUK 2 years ago
That's funny. You'd think the British Museum would get British humour ay 😄
JoJoB 2 years ago
Is it true that the unofficial name of the British Museum is "Stuff We Stole on Vacation."?
Best Behave 2 years ago
@JoJoB I think you’ll find it’s “holiday”, if you please
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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
Eventually the tower falls over, and someone is bound to say "If it had been taken to the museum we'd still have it safe".
There’s a lot of overlap between awkward memes and ‘no context’ memes, a popular niche of entertainment on social media. There’s a focus on chaos, randomness, and making the audience laugh by serving them up something unexpected. And if you can get your audience to laugh, you’ve practically won! We’re not going to lie, we giggled way longer than we’d like to admit after we saw this meme about Ed Sheeran.
#16
Cara G 2 years ago
Don't be fooled by weaponized incompetence. It's not a sign of helplessness or lack of knowledge of how to care for oneself. It's knowing fully well how to do these things but refusing to because it's easier to manipulate someone else into doing it for you, thereby freeing up your time to pursue other, more enjoyable things. It's a calculated trap that many people fall right into.
the_harbringer_of_doom 2 years ago
pretty accurate, you dont want a wife, you want a mother sir
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
Ths idea of the "man-baby" is a distraction from the truth. A man who wants a woman to do everything around the house is the opposite of helpless - he's controlling. HE gets to call the shots, HE gets to decide what the woman does, HE gets to draw all the power away from his wife. It's a powr move and we need to recognise it as such.
Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
Yeah, it's amazing how some men are 'feminist' enough to 'allow' their wives to work (they need the money afterall) but traditional enough for her to cook and clean and look after them.
JM 2 years ago
You're right, Rae Black - her eyes look like they're saying, "help me."
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Muffy CS Pease 2 years ago
What they are describing is a maid. In my family we hire the help, not marry them.
Jp@nda 2 years ago
I don't know if you meant to sound so condescending but your name is muffy, jk
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#17
notreallyraine (they/them) 1 year ago
isn't this on a dating site?? not rlly creepy
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#18
ryan_needs_a_life 2 years ago
I think you mean a type II burn (Don’t hate me pls)
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Very recently, Bored Panda spoke about memes with content creator, comedian, and broadcaster Trev Lewis, from LA. He shared his thoughts on how random ‘no context’ memes are actually the "purest distillation of what a meme actually is."
"The standard definition of a meme is, 'an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.' So, if a meme is nothing more than an image, and it's entirely up to the audience to interpret the symbolic meaning rather than offering any sort of caption or explanation, this is the very nature that memes are founded on," the content creator explained to us during a recent interview.
#19
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
This makes a lovely meme template. Also, this you @Zara the squiddy squid?
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Squid not equal octopus tho. But still cute plushie :) and nice Zara :)
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Kristoffer Allen 2 years ago
I'm not sure why cause I'm way too old for stuffed animals... But I want one of these
#20
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
Who the heck is punishing their animals for their behavior these days? What do they hope to achieve other than an animal that fears them?
M O'Connell 2 years ago
I think he's still in shock and in fear of whatever loud noise accompanied the breaking of the plate.
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RajunCajun 2 years ago
my cat will just brake something and look at me like, what you going to do about it?
Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago
Right!? Like, what has already been done to this angel to make him scared?
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Id row 2 years ago
Poor thing. I'm horrified he has that reaction, like he knows his owner is going to do something bad to him.
Karen Grace 2 years ago
Me too. That expression and the kitty trying to hide is concerning.
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#21
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Zero knowledge? This is the best attitude to experience all the fun of hand-egg.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Fun fact: football refers to the fact that you run, rather than ride on a horse. Then again, polo isn't called hoofball.
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Bernard Springer 2 years ago
This is my cousins take on sports, it was event mentioned at her wedding last month. Her husband is bit of a sports nut apparently
"It makes sense, then, that they are widely popular. If we think back to the earliest popular memes, stuff like the 'I Can Has Cheezburger?' cat, they were basically inside jokes for the terminally online. As the internet became more mainstream, so did memes, but it wasn't that long ago most people weren't familiar with the word and were often pronouncing it 'maymay.' There's something about an inside joke that makes people feel more passionate about it. I suppose it's the nature of exclusivity, or perhaps just the bond we feel when other people share in our niche interests,” Trev shared his thoughts.
#22
VonBlade 2 years ago
Took me ages and then I realised he looks like Vector from Despicable Me. Hope that helps if you're as bemused as I was.
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
That stupid face she's making, sticking her tongue out in a failed attempt to be sexy, is this generations "duck face"
caitlyn bollinger 2 years ago
Can someone tell me what's happening to her top? Is that clothes or did she edit out her cleavage?
pineapple87 2 years ago
Am I the only one bothered by how she only appears to have one big boob?
#23
Ann Coffman 2 years ago
Hel yeah, I'll give ya eXtRa CrEaM, and i'm not even a dude.
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#24
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
If you're not driving your kids nuts with stupid jokes you're not doing dad right
Kennethbush 2 years ago
The lack of a question mark at the end is pissing me off
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Yeah that was the 90s for us Gen-X folk. Except we didn't have cell phones. Flip a coin, I might be home or I might be elsewhere. Especially after I got a job where I worked nights. Get off work at 1am and drink and smoke pot until the sun came up. Crash on a couch, rinse wash repeat. At least if you could sneak in and out of the house without the parents catching you.
However, there’s really no “perfect formula” for a long-lasting meme that will stand the ravages of time. Though, content creator Trev noted that there are a couple of things that can help your meme have longevity.
“If a meme relies too heavily on current events, its relevance will likely fade along with those events. A standup comedy routine about food can be enjoyed for generations, but a talk show monologue about this week's news is going to expire quickly. It's the same principle. Someone may be able to resurface a screenshot that contains the original context, but already you're losing people if the joke has to be explained too much," he said.
#25
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
As a parent you know that the running and screaming is good happy fun play, when all goes quiet with the children is when the horror begins. Always go check on children if they are too quiet.
Jp@nda 2 years ago
Exactly! There's an alarm that gets triggered in any parent's brain when it's been unnaturally quiet for too long
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Maltaros 2 years ago
Yeah, this guy does it and it is "high fashion". I go out in my underwear and a briefcase and it's a citation for indecent exposure.
majandess 2 years ago
HAHAHHA! My sister and I "made cookies" one time while my mom was gone. And we used an entire five pound bag of flour. This is what we looked like (and the kitchen). The most horrifying part (but funny in retrospect) was that after we had mostly cleaned it up, the central heating system kicked on and blew all the flour we had gotten in the heat register all over the kitchen again.
Valerie G. 2 years ago
My twin brother and I were playing "quietly" in the living room while mom was busy elsewhere. She came in and found that we were playing "here comes the bride" with a big bag of flour. She had to go next door to borrow a vacuum.
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
I always feel so sorry for some of those models. Some of the items they have to wear are obscene and abusive like those absolutely disgusting sticky tape coverings that cover nothing and are about 1 inch short of being porn.
#26
fair_weather_rose 2 years ago
This is such an eloquent way of putting it. Like, I can and will hug you when one of us is sad/happy/upset/etc, but also don't touch me.
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Superb Owl 2 years ago
People seem to take if for granted that everyone wants to be hugged, or at least that hugging everyone is ok. It's not. There are four people in the world I actively want to hug, and two more that I'm ok hugging. Everyone else: I don't want it, and it makes me uncomfortable to either hug you or reject your hug.
Brenda 2 years ago (edited)
Being a hugger, but having a kid with anxiety, I've learned to always ask & not be offended if they say no. Some people need to get comfortable around someone first, others never do. It's not a reflection on me or anyone; its simply how they are. People should always be true to who they are. Hugging & stuff shouldn't change whether we like each other. If it does, the problem is with you, not them.
Riley Quinn 2 years ago
I've had people swoop in like prehistoric birds informing me "I'm a hugger". That's when I ridgedly extend both arms, palms forward, informing them, "well, I'm not!".
#27
Barong 2 years ago
What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
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ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
Leo literally would rather drown that spend his life with someone over 25.
DrGirlfriend 2 years ago
Ahahah he found out she was over 20 and decided cold icy death was better...
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
They are playing off the joke that Leo does not date, in real life, any women older than 25. His past, like, 10 girlfriends have all been 25 and under...
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Dana 2 years ago
Oh but it is…do you know how old the last few gf have been??
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
no, the girl was older than 25. DiCaprio is notorious for dating <25yo.
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"The other thing that helps is, as this [‘no context’ meme] genre showcases, not relying on a written language to convey the humor. Slang is a lot like memes in that it's constantly changing and being discarded. A funny phrase today may be seen as corny tomorrow. There's also the language barrier. If an image is funny without words, that's a more universal meme than one that relies on English, Spanish, and so on. The more people enjoy and understand a meme, the more it gets shared, and the more likely it is to live on."
#28
Samuel Pelatan 2 years ago
Fits the purpose of school perfectly : to make you learn order and obedience is more important than your needs
hashwadoobies 2 years ago
I mean….. I really could have gone without the humiliation of peeing my pants in front of the entire class in grade 3 because the teacher refused to let me leave to use the washroom. He kept letting other kids in line before me while I was doing a serious ‘I have to pee dance’.
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Ione Alva-wies 2 years ago
Also class punishments teach you that someone will bring you down no matter what why try, and people wonder why America is so full of depression
Barong 2 years ago
Or if you look at things positively, you can learn from these situations. Your effort makes a difference and you matter to everyone else, good or bad. You are part of something greater than yourself alone and things you do matter to others and what others do should matter to you. Compassion, empathy, communication, and unity are valuable tools. Some will slow the team down, they may need help, they may need to learn their contribution is important, peer pressure and inclusion can be more persuasive than simply a teacher telling them to step up their game. Team work is something that matters not just in school and sports but in real life. If this is a reason people suffer depression then there really is other problems because treating classrooms or groups as a team rather than individual has been going on for a long, long time.
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Mrs Irish Mom 2 years ago
🤬😖😣 This makes me so mad because my 11 yo teacher takes all the class/girls to toilet at once and wont let them go again when they ask, told mt kid to get up and go and give teacher my number if she has a problem
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago
my school started this rule where you couldnt go out at the same time for days in a row. if a teacher saw u in the hall at same time for many days, they can get you in trouble. like, just maybe, if you EAT AT A CERTAIN TIME EVERY DAY YOU NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY TOO LIKE WTF
Fish Fingers 2 years ago
I often get thoughtful about the stuff you put up with as a kid. I mean, if my boss told me to leave the room until the end of the lesson now, or to go and wait outside the office or whatever, I'd be halfway home before they finished the sentence!
Izzy Curer 2 years ago
What kind of hell school did you all go to? I went to a crappy public school like everyone else, but they let you snack or go to the bathroom.
DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
School is meant to train people for factory work NOT higher education.
Jasmijn 1 year ago
Really? Mine trained me in literacy, numeracy, science, ethics and philosophy, Latin, and history, preparing me to go to med school. I went to a private school though.
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Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Just to get you ready for a lifetime of monotonous conformity. “you can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your vegetables!” Lol
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Made the one on the left look like Eminem, frankly.
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#30
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
If you do the work of three do they pay you twice?
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I just work here 2 years ago
How about the one who does all the work and keeps getting more piled on?...
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Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago
You can, that's what orphanages are for lol
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Kenneth Brown 2 years ago (edited)
Kid: I caused my parents divorce. Therapist: Most kids think that, but it's not your fault. Kid: You haven't heard the whole story...
Mavis 2 years ago
If she's willing to divorce over some wild thing her 7 year old said, I'd say the marriage was doomed no matter what.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
I have to assume that the custody fight will be the reverse of most.
Karen Grace 2 years ago
"You take her", "no, you take her". "No, I don't want her, her lies about me broke us up!" "But that's why I don't want her". "Hey, don't you have a sister in Georgia?"....
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Trillian 2 years ago
Are you kidding me??? My 7 yr old tells everyone she can drink alcohol at my house bc I let her have a tiny sip of Coke (cola) last summer. They live on another planet at that age.
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
You need to stop throwing wild parties and getting all the neighborhood kids high on coke. What is wrong with you?/s
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Crouching hippo hidden panda 2 years ago
Well I guess kid only has her self to blame when she inevitably complains about being a child of divorce. Sad outcome
Jasmijn 1 year ago
If the mom believed it so much, then she likely already had her suspicions about her husband. No smoke without fire. And for the record, I’m a child of divorced parents and I thrived more when my parents separated because I was no longer in a toxic environment with two people who’d grown to resent each other.
Load More Replies... majandess 2 years ago
What is going on in that family where that is actually a legit thought that crosses a seven year old's mind?
Paul Neff 2 years ago
Yeah, not all kids are normal, some are narcissistic bi-polar types. And with so much reality tv bringing drama into living rooms, it's like an evil think tank. A 7 year old can be remarkably without empathy too. Most are much better than that, but exceptions exist. I had a difficult childhood, and multiple siblings.
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Jp@nda 2 years ago (edited)
Sounds like you have some other issues going on, like trust, anger, why are you grounding a 7 year old, where are they going without you? Hubby made the right choice, you really jumped right to divorce no questions asked?! That's on you
Maltaros 2 years ago
We need more of the story as far as background. Also, it means the kid can't go play with the neighbor kids, or maybe she is grounded from specific toys, etc.
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#32
Tan Artt 2 years ago
The worst of it? She was reported as a missing person when she was a kid (13-14) and she only surfaced after she got married at 18. Yeah.
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Susan Green 2 years ago
Let’s see….he’s been with her since she was 12, but when she was 12, he was 30. What in the illegal hell is this?
Squisheeeeee 2 years ago
Can we just talk real quick about how cute that bebe is and her sparkling eyes
Gin Marie 2 years ago
@Donald Crocker, Jr.Stop lying. Child marriage tends to mean very very young brides and much older rapists. The Dems tried to outlaw it. The Repubs flatly voted FOR it.
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Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
Sadly, yes. I used to be a fan of his...but this made me literally sick.
Load More Replies... Tabitha Martel 2 years ago
This is ick but it's not all true. They were married in 2018 after five months of dating. They were introduced by his manager and her father at a Jehovahs Witness Convention. Icky still but let's be truthful about the facts at least. And that was easy to find after a ten second google.
#33
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
To be fair though, usual flour packages used in backeries are effin heavy (The most common weight of a package is 25 kg)
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Yeah, he learned to decorade cakes in a district where people have to hunt squirrels or die of starvation
Crouching hippo hidden panda 2 years ago
Well that does kind of explain how he’s good at uses whatever resources he has around
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Destiny Gilbert 2 years ago
Have you seen some of the new cooking shows on food Network? People's skills are getting crazy!
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
LOL...TBF, those shows also have budgets in the millions of dollars, top of the line equipment and tools, plenty of ingredients, and solid educations in food and nutrition as well. Not sure Peeta had the same....
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RoanTheMad 2 years ago
especially when you consider he lived in the poorest district ever, I really doubt he was decorating cakes with much fanciness other than maybe piping a "happy birthday" on it.
Charity Angel 2 years ago
I thought the same thing - I'm not in that kind of league, but even I can see how that could be done. It's not like he hasn't got the materials round (the mud), and texture is pretty easy
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Alaina Jones 2 years ago
Nope! It’s in the first movie! Thought the books make it much more easy to believe he could have done it, as almost all of his entire body was covered in foliage
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liam newton-harding 2 years ago (edited)
Why is the Wedding Stripper crying? (Wedding Strippers are a thing, right?)
Deth Invictus 2 years ago
Mexican flag in the background - you're probably right!
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PurplePringle 2 years ago
I hate to break it to y'all but..... She's a YouTuber/influencer. Her name is Lele Pons. I'd assume this is from a YouTube video. Or it's a joke
day light 1 year ago
oh sh*t I didn't even notice! and this is definitely her style of humor too, man I'm kicking myself for not realizing!
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Auntie Bear 2 years ago
Maybe she's not crying and her face is just stuck like that
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Russell Tilling 2 years ago
Beautiful people and questions. Like, this is a staged, joke shot?
#35
#36
boredatwork 2 years ago
there is nothing better then ice cold water cold 100%
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Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago
The colder the better. And not in a bottle. And especially not Nestlé.
Yaksha_maan 2 years ago
I do too! Hot water or room temperature never really works to quench our thirst
wyngerd 2 years ago
Hate the water bottles. People totally forget that the little plastic bottle is not the normal.
day light 1 year ago
not to mention the flavor 🤮🤮🤮 you can literally taste the plastic in the water and it's rancid
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What_the_actual_sloth? 2 years ago
no joke I would love this. cares about finance ❤️ 😂
Load More Replies... bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Shoulda knew it was bad when the pic is captioned 5 months down, like a prison sentence.
#38
Thomas Bentley 2 years ago
How dare thou insult us, comparing us to uses of the metronome! we, though foolish, can often do maths akin to that given to a young adolescent.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
What if I were to tell you that it's forced perspective, and it's really 32 trailing away from you?
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Honestly when was the last time you used a f*****g exponent? Our math teachers were wrong we always DO have a calculator in our pockets.
deejak 2 years ago
Having a calculator won't help you if you don't know which keys to press.
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#39
UltimateSwiftie 2 years ago
also why the children there? are they doing pot at 7 and coke at 9?
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Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
Right...didn't Jesus have a few things to say about judging? Also, who actually thinks that God would see someone who was a wonderful person, helped as many as possible, not a evil or mean bone in their bodies...and say "Welp, you smoked weed after volunteering at that homeless children's shelter, so off to hell you go!" I am sure other things are taken into account. lol
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
if you zoom in closely you can see the 2nd guy bottom row has red eyes. /jk
Garry Cowan 2 years ago
Oh well hell it is hopefully all the people who drink alcohol will be there for the party it's going to literally be 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
lol this made me laugh. I thought they were advocating FOR weed smokers until it took that hard left at the end.
#40
Wintermute 2 years ago
No, the problem was that he cheated. If he didn't like the clinginess there were better ways to handle that.
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#41
liam newton-harding 2 years ago
Yes, because when I go to work, it's straight out of my bed, into the office. No shower, no commute. Awake, then work. This whole, "we all have 24 hours" is only said by people with nannies, personal assistants, and chauffeurs.
Aria Whitaker 2 years ago
Right. And none of us have kids...that ALSO have to be fed, dressed and dropped off to various places. We also do not have ailing, elderly parents that may need caring for...or disabled family that we have to assist either! No sirree...it is all just SO easy!! 🙄🙄
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ChariotLee 2 years ago
Cool, but you're not taking into consideration mental burnout, everyday errands, and family. Also, please learn to add.
Amalie Jaye 1 year ago (edited)
*16 hours Math is not mathing for them. Wonder how their 10 hours of activity is affecting mental ability due to burnout 😂
#42
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I'm not feeling the best today so I have the house warm at 65F (18C); typically keep it at 62(16) during the day and 58 (14) at night.
Beans 2 years ago
Uhhh 18C is cold AF, the lowest our Hitachi aircon even goes is 19C, my brother's Mitsubishi goes to 16C. This is in Australia. Your house is colder than the lowest setting on our aircon. We rarely use the aircon but no wonder you're not feeling the best.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
Both of those are extremely warm for a house. The highest we've ever gone is 73 - and that's when it's was below zero outside. 68 - 70 is about the average for us year round.
#43
Vic 2 years ago
I don't promote violence, but this guy needs to be put in the washing machine along with his clothes to clean his thoughts..
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
That's an odd way to say that you're too stupid to use a washing machine
Tamra 2 years ago
Oddly enough, women don't get married so they can live in servitude to their partner. Crazy, I know, but how about you do your own f*****g laundry?
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Reading a few of those NLOG "not like other girls" posts, you may not be 100% right. :) Strange but I read it on the internet.
Load More Replies... liam newton-harding 2 years ago
Meet the man who will be living with his mom, until she passes away...but he won't actually tell anyone...each day he will go into her dust, and rose filled bedroom, hold her claw like, mummified hand, and tell her corpse about his day, then kiss her forehead, and go down to the kitchen, and microwave his Readymeal For One.
Garry Cowan 2 years ago
Ha ha I can just imagine how long I'd be in intensive care if I tried that with my wife
Bill Evs 2 years ago
Also "ask your elders"??? Has he been accidentally propelled through time into 2023
Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago (edited)
Well, he is a dickfungus tragic accident.
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Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
I would hope this is satirical but man looks like he's never pleased a woman before in his life and his momma washes the skid marks out of his tighty whities.
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Same as the mixed "edgy", "I'm not like other girls" thread to me. Together they're too much for one internet.
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Lolly Gagger 2 years ago (edited)
Is it just me or is the Bored Panda commentariat getting weird? So much uneccessary down-voting and down-putting. There used to be a crusade against that nonsense, here.
Carl 1 year ago
There are just so many negative people out there who can't handle anything that doesn't fall into their tiny, isolated worldviews.
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Allison Barbieri 2 years ago
In defense of #33, Peeta was much taller in the books. Worst casting choice.
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Same as the mixed "edgy", "I'm not like other girls" thread to me. Together they're too much for one internet.
Load More Replies... Lolly Gagger 2 years ago (edited)
Is it just me or is the Bored Panda commentariat getting weird? So much uneccessary down-voting and down-putting. There used to be a crusade against that nonsense, here.
Carl 1 year ago
There are just so many negative people out there who can't handle anything that doesn't fall into their tiny, isolated worldviews.
Load More Replies... Allison Barbieri 2 years ago
In defense of #33, Peeta was much taller in the books. Worst casting choice.
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