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You never really know where a conversation with a child will take you. Their sheer randomness, brutal honesty, and lack of filters make them say the darndest things, turning the most mundane chats into moments that stick for life. Every parent has had their fair share of silly and perhaps a bit awkward conversations with their kids, and luckily for us, they share them with all of us to laugh at. Scroll down to find a whole list of instances when children with zero filters and unlimited wisdom forced parents into hilarious talks, and don’t forget to upvote the ones that made you giggle the most.

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    In a previous interview with Bored Panda, child psychologists Dr. Annie McNeill, Dr. Sophie Pierce, and Dr. Stephanie Nova Fields answered why kids often blurt out such funny and out-of-pocket things that this list is full of.

    Fields explained that the gap between 3 and 6 years old is the prime time for kids to say funny things, mostly unintentionally.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha!! Knew a labor & delivery nurse who had great baby name tales, as in Justin Time.

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    #6

    Tweet about a humorous conversation between parents and kids, involving a child comforting a crying parent in the kitchen.

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    Brian Droste
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄😄😄😄 seen this number of times. Still find it funny.

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    “At these ages, they are learning about the world and about language at a rapid pace,” she said. “Their minds work hard to make sense of the world and to put things together. Their funny comments come about when they don’t get it quite right."

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    Parent tweeting about awkward conversation between identical twin kids who argued.

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    Gémeaux jumeaux
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the saying goes, you're usually your own toughest critic .... this poor kid has it both coming and going!

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    #8

    Tweet about an awkward parents kids conversation, featuring a child's comment on a tattooed man.

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    Bean Driller
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two year old visited dad at work and she met the first black man who was from Jamaica (we live in a very Wonderbread-type city). She asked her dad how the chocolate man doesn't melt in the sun. The man laughed and laughed thankfully!

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    The comic element in their sentences also comes from the fact that they are at the stage of thinking where they take things at face value and don’t yet understand the underlying subtleties we adults employ in our speech or behaviors. “This can also make for some funny comments and behaviors,” Fields adds.

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    Tweet about awkward conversation between parent and child involving a mispronunciation of "eucalyptus."

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the joke: Doctor is looking at an X-Ray and says, "yep, this is exactly what I was afraid of". The man is scared and asks "what is it doc?" The doctor replies "skeletons"

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    #12

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    Meanwhile, Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce assign funny things that children say to their lack of filter. “If they have a thought, you can bet they’re going to say it out loud. Part of what makes statements so funny and unexpected from children, unlike adults, is that they haven’t yet developed impulse control or the skills to filter their thoughts! Also, more than anything else, children want to make their adults happy, and they sometimes do this through funny behaviors or sayings so they can feel delighted.”

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    However, children aren’t usually aware that what they’re saying is funny, that is, until someone, e.g., parents, reacts to it by laughing, Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce say. “Children are always looking to others to make sense of who they are and the world around them. They pay attention to reactions and can feel the types of responses they are eliciting from others.”

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    cj be like
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I hope it's a girl dog otherwise they will not be anywhere near milk

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    #18

    A tweet humorously depicting awkward conversations between kids and parents.

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    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day we brought our son home from the hospital his 2year old sister took one look at him with an evil look on her face and yelled "I don't want IT... take IT back"

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    “So, while they may not always know that their responses are funny per se, they can certainly feel and enjoy the reactions they are getting!” Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce said. “Children who enjoy this type of attention will continue to engage in behaviors that get the same reaction or laugh from those around them.”

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    #21

    A parent's tweet about a child's awkward question in public sparks laughter, capturing a humorous kid conversation.

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    Vesuvius
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one way to self entertain and stay off devices. 😂

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    Interestingly enough, kids' funny talks aren’t only entertaining to others but also have developmental benefits, Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce said. “A crucial part of building a child’s self-esteem and sense of self is having others, especially adults, find joy in them. When children get positive attention from adults, such as laughter, it communicates to the child that they have a positive impact and that others enjoy who they are.”

    #23

    Tweet showcasing humorous awkward conversation between parent and child about the 1980s.

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    Orysha
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And no, there were no dinosaurs still alive at that time and no again Jurassic Park is not a documentary."

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    Additionally, saying something funny allows kids to find their voice, learn how to express themselves, and connect to others. Their comments also give us an inside look into how children work to understand the world around them, says Fields. “I find it to be both charming and interesting. It is one of the things that makes this age so much fun for adults.”

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    #29

    Tweet featuring awkward parents kids conversation about a 5-year-old suggesting to "drink daddy's blood."

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    Upstaged75
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's kid once asked her how would he know if a person was a stranger if they cut off her skin and wore it - so they looked like her. That's what they get for letting him watch inappropriate movies too young!

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    #32

    Tweet about awkward conversations between parents and kids regarding speed limits.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were you only going 68 in a 65. Speed limits are more of a suggestion than the rule. On a 65 you need to do at least 75 just to keep up with traffic (90 in California).

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    #33

    Tweet about awkward parents kids conversation on dragons and college.

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    cj be like
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Youre a unicorn, YOU should know when it comes to magic creatures

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    #34

    Funny twist on phrase "Uh oh Spaghettios" by a child during an awkward parents kids conversation on Twitter.

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    Laura Gillette
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when my 3 year old, upon learning that we sometimes call Thanksgiving "turkey day" kept--repeatedly--referring to it as chickenpox day. "Is it chickenpox day yet, mommy!??"

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    #36

    Social media post about awkward conversations between parents and kids, showing child's innocent comment on emotions.

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    #37

    A parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about inheritance and money.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby doll, when I die you get ALL of my stuff! Have fun sorting through the junk for the stuff you might actually want! (Side bar, I actually dread when my parents die because they have SOOOO much stuff...)

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    #38

    Tweet about a parent's humorous challenge answering a child's profound question, related to awkward parent-kid conversations.

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    Sanfransweety
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As of recently, Id agree with authors who say were living in a post truth era

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    #43

    Parent recounting a humorous and awkward conversation with kids during breakfast on social media.

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    char
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my kid brother is named graham and so a lot of people call him "graham cracker" as a nickname. well, lately, a bunch of his friends have shortened it to just "cracker". we are white and so are all of his friends (that's just the area we live in).

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    #44

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations with a humorous story involving a child's eerie statement about the attic.

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    Brian Droste
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is creepy. Better call the cops and have them check it out just in case.

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    #46

    Tweet illustrating awkward parents-kids conversations with a child's insightful comment.

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    Peeka_Mimi
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my 3yo took kool-aid in the living room after I told her not to and proceeded to spill red kool-aid on white carpet and I was mad at her. She said, "I'm cool. I'm cool like chewbacca."

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    #49

    A tweet humorously highlights awkward conversations between parents and kids about imaginary toys in the womb.

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    cj be like
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before my sister was born I used to tell my mom she should really try eating some toys so the baby wouldn't get bored in there

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    #50

    Tweet about a funny awkward conversation between a parent and their child asking about knowing their name.

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    #52

    Parent shares an awkward conversation with their child about where music goes after being played, raising a philosophical question.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Into a weird part in your brain, so that sometime in the distant future you can hear a song and be transported back to a very specific time/place/feeling? My guess anyway.

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    #53

    A tweet about a humorous moment in awkward parents-kids conversations involving an imaginary beer at a make-believe restaurant.

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    #54

    Tweet about funny awkward parents-kids conversation involving a child's imaginary house tour.

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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already well trained in the art of trash-picking

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    #55

    Tweet about awkward parents kids conversation regarding tummyache and funny misunderstanding about tummy eggs.

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    cj be like
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well she DOES have eggs in her body and she CAN get them some of them out but we'll save that for when she's older

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    #60

    Tweet about a child's delayed reaction to hitting her leg, highlighting awkward parents-kids conversations.

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    cerinamroth
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son (also 3) is like this. He'll have a fabulous, wild day at kindergarten, nothing of note to report, and then three days later we'll find out that he fell off something, or someone pushed him over. He's easily distracted in the moment and only thinks about the repercussions much later!

    #61

    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation with a son asking why he couldn't pick his own name.

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    #62

    Tweet humorously depicts awkward parents-kids conversation about a child regretting staying home from school.

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    Bean Driller
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Groceries won't be here until this evening?" This is a whole new world.

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    Tweet about awkward parents-kids conversations during eclipses, gaining 42.1K likes on social media.

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    #66

    Parent and child having an awkward conversation about height and weight.

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    #68

    Tweet highlighting an awkward conversation with a kid about the taste and appearance of dinner.

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    cerinamroth
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, I make a Persian dish called aash reshteh sometimes which features noodles, beans/chickpeas and a whole lot of herbs. The kids love it but it is known in the house as "that dinner that looks like muck but tastes amazing".

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    #69

    A humorous tweet about awkward parents-kids conversation, featuring a child's snack request and witty parental reply.

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    #70

    Tweet about awkward parents kids conversations: a child asks about peeing in heaven.

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    David Jeffery
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't keep peeing after you die, do you? Where's the fun in that?

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    #71

    Tweet about a child's response to accidentally setting off a fire extinguisher, capturing an awkward parent-kid conversation.

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    #72

    Screenshot of a tweet showcasing awkward parents and kids conversations, with a humorous exchange about dreams.

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    #73

    Tweet about awkward conversation with child who dislikes parent's singing.

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    #79

    Tweet sharing awkward parents and kids conversation about daycare and parenting.

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    #81

    Tweet about awkward conversations between parents and kids, highlighting humorous interaction with a 3-year-old.

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    3 weeks ago

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    Tweet about an awkward parent-kid conversation discussing "Lundependence Day" misunderstanding.

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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnily enough there actually is an incredibly niche movement in the UK for London independence

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    #84

    Tweet humorously depicting awkward parents-kids conversations with a child upset about pre-birth photos.

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