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Simon Murray • commented on a post 1 week ago

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

I was in the city in magdeburg last year and some old people said stuff to me in a kind of rude tone, I asked a guy at the bus stop what the issue was and he said it was that I was wearing a captain America t-shirt on. Goes to show you have to be thinking of all sorts

Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

Toe buster

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

But it is so well labelled for what should be there 🤣

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

Toe buster

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

But it is so well labelled for what should be there 🤣

Facebook Page Shares 50 Pictures Who Are Winning The Funny Sign Game

Looks like it's in the UK, by law all signs must be a minimum of 2.3m above the footpath for this reason

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Simon Murray • upvoted an item 1 month ago

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Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

There aren't any Roman roads in Ireland we were never part of the empire and no roads built here. Also there is no road, bridge or tunnel between Ireland and the UK

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

Happy that Ireland is there but seeing as Denmark is red then show should Greenland

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

There aren't any Roman roads in Ireland we were never part of the empire and no roads built here. Also there is no road, bridge or tunnel between Ireland and the UK

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

Happy that Ireland is there but seeing as Denmark is red then show should Greenland

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

We once had a driver collect a bale of traffic poles probably 25ft long, they are stacked and strapped in a honeycomb pattern. This means that if there is poor uniformity in the diameters middle ones come loose. Infe one hitting the brakes a middle pole slid right through the buldhead, below the drivers elbow and decapitated the gear shifter. He got out of the truck and left it on the side of the motorway, he never drove for us again

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

This is extremely dangerous, that's a fall arrest harness. If you spend more than 15 mins hanging in one of these you are supposed to call an ambulance before releasing, the blood trapped in your legs becomes toxic and when you release the weight it re-enters your system and you can die really fast. Look it up, it's called suspension trauma

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Who owned 2 cameras in 1909?

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Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

Guy Shares A Client Interaction He Had That Still Creeps Him Out, Inspiring 35 Others To Share Similar Tales

Once had an old man return an electric kettle. As was policy I had to test it before exchange. I opened it up and it was coated in lumpy black stuff. I asked what it was only to be informed it was beans. He explained his wife was away and he wasn't allowed to used the cooker so he figured, the kettle gets hot. This man was at least 75! Unfortunately I couldn't exchange it and he had to buy a new one

Guy Shares A Client Interaction He Had That Still Creeps Him Out, Inspiring 35 Others To Share Similar Tales

I worked in an electrical store, we sold heated electric blankets which some genius offered a lifetime warranty. One day an old lady who smelled real bad came in for an exchange, she produced the 12yo blanket in an old once white pillowcase which now had the outline of a head in it, it was tied with an old pair of underwear. I got the size from her without opening it, gave her a new one and told her to place hers in the bin outside. Without a return item we had an issue so I paid for it from my own pocket just not to handle that ball of puke fuel

Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

People Share 40 Things The General Public Doesn’t Understand About Their Profession

Also giving mechanical equipment a small or a short sharp tap can help, sometimes it just needs to be knocked free or given a little help to overcome inertia

People Share 40 Things The General Public Doesn’t Understand About Their Profession

As an ex teacher I concur. I once heard about a professor who used to throw student assignments from a box down the stairs. The step they landed on determined the grade. He never read one, he though electrical power theory....

Simon Murray • commented on a post 5 months ago

30 Photos Of Nightmare-Inducing Corridors

I work at an Amazon that's under construction, it looks quite similar

Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 6 months ago

I Used AI To Find Out What These 21 Historical Figures Would Look Like In Modern Times

From what I understand, they are real people. The artist/author worked with an image database, the AI helped to identify approximate matches for faces in the database ,then the human spent some hours sifting through this AI selected subset to find the best match to the art work.

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

This is the deja vu storage facility. They let them out 2 at a time to mess with us

I Used AI To Find Out What These 21 Historical Figures Would Look Like In Modern Times

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

This is the deja vu storage facility. They let them out 2 at a time to mess with us

This Online Community Is All About Pics Of People Ignoring Safety As If They’re Immortal (35 New Pics)

I was once working on the roof of a toll plaza when all of a sudden I was knocked off my feet. A tow truck, carrying a tow truck carrying a high roof mercedes sprinter came under the cover and Rand into the roof getting wedged. We needed a bigger tow truck to pull them all out

"I Want To Leave" Is Pretty Much The Weirdest Instagram Account, And Here Are 50 Pictures To Prove It (New Pics)

I'm getting serious Johnny Depp vibes off this dog

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

I don't agree with man spreading but I have been forced into this situation in planes, I'm 6'3 and there isn't enough leg room on flights if I can't get a exit row seat. I don't know if that's the situation here but I've usually managed to get moved to a row with empty seats as to not bother anyone

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Simon Murray • upvoted an item 7 months ago

This Notebook Has Hexagonal Paper For Taking Notes In Organic Chemistry Class

Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 8 months ago

40 Eerie Pictures Of Abandoned Places, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Looks like the Victor's village in the Hunger games

50 Times People Who Went Through The ‘Blunder Years’ Phase Posted These Absolutely Hilarious Pics (New Pics)

It's like someone put hairspray on a Davy Crockett hat

40 Eerie Pictures Of Abandoned Places, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Looks like the Victor's village in the Hunger games

50 Times People Who Went Through The ‘Blunder Years’ Phase Posted These Absolutely Hilarious Pics (New Pics)

It's like someone put hairspray on a Davy Crockett hat

50 Hilarious Private Conversations People Overheard In London And Just Had To Share

On the tube years ago I heard 2 guys talking about a friend having trouble with IVF. First guy says "if a girl can't get pregnant is she impregnable?" His friend replies "no I think she's inconceivable" I could see the logic but it cracked me up way harder than it should have

50 Of The Funniest Cake Fails

Like Me Blobby wearing glasses

50 Of The Funniest Cake Fails

Nightmare fuel

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Simon Murray • commented on 8 posts 9 months ago

50 Hilarious Adulting Memes That Speak Only The Truth

50 Adorable Baby Animals To Make Your Day

I found 3 of these little critters on a country road one night. I figured mama was moving them but they were prime for becoming road kill. i carried them to the ditch and placed them off the road, even at this size they were full of fight and wern't happy with me

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

They can experience and survive cornering at up to 9g and breath through their a**s

Twitter Users Share 30 Everyday Signs That Show A Person Is Very Smart But Others May Confuse Them With Stupidity

The autocorrect that my mind does every time I hear someone say "I think"

30 People In This Thread Are Sharing Stories Of When Their Customers Got Mad For The Dumbest Reasons

I had a customer explode because while testing a pc monitor he said hadn't worked from the box, I plugged it into the wall. He said it never told him to do that in the instructions. My answer was that vacuum cleaners also don't tell you to plug them in but you do it. To my eternal suprise he came back with yes but a vacuum cleaner is an electrical appliance.... Hmm PhD for this guy

30 People In This Thread Are Sharing Stories Of When Their Customers Got Mad For The Dumbest Reasons

Amazon print out of print books. It's called make on demand. I work there and got walked through the process while visiting another site this week. Really interesting stuff

Chefs Are Sharing Simple Tips That Can Instantly Make Your Cooking Better (40 Tips)

Also if you know a knife is scary sharp you respect it more. If it's dull you are generally less worried. I used to he a traffic engineer and we used this as analogy for why accidents happen on straight roads, you think there's less risk so you give it less care, on a winding road you expect danger

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Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

40 Interesting Tools That Only People In Very Specific Fields Get To See

Modern cars need these to catch all the idiots who step off footpaths looking at their phones or when cyclists are cycling 4 abreast

30 People Post Their Dumbest Ideas That Might Just Might Make The World A Better Place

If it gets too cold, keep the fridge open and then turn the oven to full heat with the door open to balance

40 Interesting Tools That Only People In Very Specific Fields Get To See

Modern cars need these to catch all the idiots who step off footpaths looking at their phones or when cyclists are cycling 4 abreast

30 People Post Their Dumbest Ideas That Might Just Might Make The World A Better Place

If it gets too cold, keep the fridge open and then turn the oven to full heat with the door open to balance

30 People Post Their Dumbest Ideas That Might Just Might Make The World A Better Place

You would never reach the end of sentences with a system like that. If you factor in the cost of a prisoner i.e. housing, security, food, medical costs etc, then they could never earn enough per hour to cover this plus the cost of the crime and associated costs

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Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

37 Comparisons Of The Sizes Of Prehistoric Animal Ancestors And Their Modern Relatives By Roman Uchytel

You can't say that a hare is the living equivilent to a giant rabbit, they are different species altogether, there are giant rabbits to compare to!

37 Comparisons Of The Sizes Of Prehistoric Animal Ancestors And Their Modern Relatives By Roman Uchytel

They have a skeleton of one of these sloths in Cambridge, I was amazed when up close, I'm 6'3 and felt tiny beside it

37 Comparisons Of The Sizes Of Prehistoric Animal Ancestors And Their Modern Relatives By Roman Uchytel

You can't say that a hare is the living equivilent to a giant rabbit, they are different species altogether, there are giant rabbits to compare to!

37 Comparisons Of The Sizes Of Prehistoric Animal Ancestors And Their Modern Relatives By Roman Uchytel

They have a skeleton of one of these sloths in Cambridge, I was amazed when up close, I'm 6'3 and felt tiny beside it

This Facebook Group Documents Examples Of Bad Drivers, And Here Are 35 Of Their Funniest Posts

This looks like something that happens in Grand Theft Auto

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Simon Murray • commented on a post 1 week ago

People Share 37 Things You Should Never Do In Their Country

Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

Toe buster

This Twitter Account Is Shaming Homes That Try Too Hard To Come Off As Chic Farmhouses, Here Are 40 Of Its Funniest Pics

But it is so well labelled for what should be there 🤣

Facebook Page Shares 50 Pictures Who Are Winning The Funny Sign Game

Looks like it's in the UK, by law all signs must be a minimum of 2.3m above the footpath for this reason

Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

There aren't any Roman roads in Ireland we were never part of the empire and no roads built here. Also there is no road, bridge or tunnel between Ireland and the UK

“Daily Educational Maps”: 40 Interesting And Informative Maps That Might Change The Way You Look At The World Forever

Happy that Ireland is there but seeing as Denmark is red then show should Greenland

“Safety First!”: This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Dumbest Work Safety Examples, Here Are 50 Of The Worst (New Pics)

50 Important Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Facebook Page

Who owned 2 cameras in 1909?

Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

Guy Shares A Client Interaction He Had That Still Creeps Him Out, Inspiring 35 Others To Share Similar Tales

Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

People Share 40 Things The General Public Doesn’t Understand About Their Profession

Also giving mechanical equipment a small or a short sharp tap can help, sometimes it just needs to be knocked free or given a little help to overcome inertia

People Share 40 Things The General Public Doesn’t Understand About Their Profession

Simon Murray • commented on a post 5 months ago

30 Photos Of Nightmare-Inducing Corridors

I work at an Amazon that's under construction, it looks quite similar

Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 6 months ago

I Used AI To Find Out What These 21 Historical Figures Would Look Like In Modern Times

50 Real Glitches In The Matrix That Might Freak You Out (New Pics)

This is the deja vu storage facility. They let them out 2 at a time to mess with us

This Online Community Is All About Pics Of People Ignoring Safety As If They’re Immortal (35 New Pics)

"I Want To Leave" Is Pretty Much The Weirdest Instagram Account, And Here Are 50 Pictures To Prove It (New Pics)

I'm getting serious Johnny Depp vibes off this dog

This Online Group Shames People Who Deserve A Special Place In Hell For Being Annoyingly Entitled (50 Pics)

Simon Murray • commented on a post 8 months ago

40 Eerie Pictures Of Abandoned Places, As Shared In This Online Community (New Pics)

Looks like the Victor's village in the Hunger games

Simon Murray • upvoted an item 1 month ago

Woodworking

Simon Murray • upvoted an item 7 months ago

This Notebook Has Hexagonal Paper For Taking Notes In Organic Chemistry Class

Simon Murray • upvoted 5 items 1 year ago

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Imagine The Conversation

“Safety Glasses” That I Made For My Wife’s Optometry Office

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This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Aircraft fuselages first began crawling onto dry land about 400 million years ago, kicking off an evolutionary chain of events that led to winged creatures called Airliners. But their reasons for exiting the sea have been uncertain to this day...

Simon Murray • upvoted 7 items 2 years ago

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Coronavirus Jokes Are Everywhere And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

Someone Asks People To Share What Architecture Nightmares They've Seen, People Deliver (30 Pics)

This is just terrible, the toilet paper is too far away, who can reach that?

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