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Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

Artist Draws What Really Happens Behind Closed Doors In Every Relationship (30 New Pics)

No man has ever been murdered by his wife while he does the dishes

30 Unimaginable Things Women Did In The Past Just For The Sake Of 'Beauty'

Looks like some low budget star trek fan work

Simon Murray • commented on a post 1 week ago

40 Obsolete Things To Prove How Much The World Has Moved On And Changed

I used to worl in a pc shop in 1999 we sold these among others, half of my job was upgrading to 128mb ram or an 8x speed cdrw

Simon Murray • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Times People Spotted Such Fake Instagrammers, It’s Borderline Ridiculous (New Pics)

You mean it's not small to big. Damn I've been doing it wrong

Simon Murray • commented on a post 1 month ago

Teachers Share What Facts Students Told Them About Themselves That They Probably Wish They Hadn't (30 Posts)

I once went on a bus trip while on holidays in Tunisia, the guide told us that when we got on the motorway she would give us some sh*ts, actually sheets with facts about the destination in Carthage

Simon Murray • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

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“Safety Glasses” That I Made For My Wife’s Optometry Office

Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Microwave Fails

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

Always was your hand grenades on a cold cycle and not with the delicates

Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

You Can Experience Camping Like Never Before With These Tear-Shaped Tents

How very millennial, i simply have to camp in an avocado hanging from a tree 😆

Twitter Users Are Sharing Stories Of Customer Service Hell, And Here Are 33 Of The Worst Ones

When you argue with stupid people they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

You Can Experience Camping Like Never Before With These Tear-Shaped Tents

How very millennial, i simply have to camp in an avocado hanging from a tree 😆

Twitter Users Are Sharing Stories Of Customer Service Hell, And Here Are 33 Of The Worst Ones

When you argue with stupid people they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

30 Times People Got Creative With Their Chicken Coops And Built These Gems

A chuck wagon?

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

A group of men spend 9 hours returning a piece of jewellery to the jewellery store

People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They've Encountered And They're Hilarious

I'm surprised it didn't divert you to Ireland. We have a town called Hospital in Co limerick

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Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

Ha when I was 2 or 3 years old my mother came into the garden to find me shouting about how much I loved my new rabbit (we had no rabbit). When she rounded to my fringe saw i had grabbed a wild mouse and was holding onto him thinking I had a new pet

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Crappy Wildlife Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good (40 New Pics)

The subjects identity has been altered to maintain anonymity

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Crappy Wildlife Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good (40 New Pics)

The subjects identity has been altered to maintain anonymity

'90s Life Hacks That Are Totally Useless Now (31 Pics)

Man we were still on floppies when I started college. I had an entire semester of work on one yes and entire semester on 1.44mb and I accidentally put it in my pocket with my Siemens C35 which rang and wiped the disc! I went out the next day and spent £150 on a 8mb usb "pen drive" which only worked in about half the PCs on campus but my classmates were amazed that I had like 6 floppy discs on one drive

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Simon Murray • upvoted an item 4 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Aircraft fuselages first began crawling onto dry land about 400 million years ago, kicking off an evolutionary chain of events that led to winged creatures called Airliners. But their reasons for exiting the sea have been uncertain to this day...

Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

Boss Yells At Employee For Being Late Without Even Asking For A Reason, Ends Up Losing A Loyal Employee Due To His Poor Leadership

I used to have a boss who had the rule that if you arrived after him, you were late. Many morings a large group of us would be sitting in cars outside 15 mins before normal start time. Other mornings he was already there giving us hassle and recording names for late arrival 10 or 15 mins before we were due to start. He paid no over time, no bonuses. I was on a 6 month probation where I was repeatedly reminded I could be let go with no notice, I checked and discovered this meant I also wasnt required to give notice. I got another job offered on a Monday, I thought about how I was going to approach it and told them I'd start Wednesday. On tuesday at lunchtime I told him I would be using the afternoon to clear my desk and gather my tools. He shouted and roared, told me I'd never get another job in the sector when he was done. 15 years later, I'm still in the sector, he is retired and he never managed to influence an single potential employer

50 Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery (New Pics)

Based on the value of avocados, that's worth enough to buy a 4 bedroom house with a pool

Boss Yells At Employee For Being Late Without Even Asking For A Reason, Ends Up Losing A Loyal Employee Due To His Poor Leadership

50 Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery (New Pics)

Based on the value of avocados, that's worth enough to buy a 4 bedroom house with a pool

35 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists That Poke Fun At Our Society By ToonHole Comics

Stalking: when 2 people take a walk together but only one of them knows about it

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Simon Murray • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You (New Pics)

That is some seriously rare beef

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Has to be alec Baldwin

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You (New Pics)

That is some seriously rare beef

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Has to be alec Baldwin

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Simon Murray • upvoted 5 items 6 months ago

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HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

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Simon Murray • upvoted an item 7 months ago

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Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

30 People Dropping Uncomfortable Truths About Life In Your 30s

I spent so many weeks in the run up to Y2K in a tech dept of a local PC shop installing Y2K updates from FLOPPY DISKS!

40 Of The Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Spirits During Self-Isolation (New Pics)

No need for the toilet seat since he ran out of toilet paper and can't get any more, now he just poos in the shower

Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 8 months ago

40 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Images (New Pics)

Imagine your car after one of these things took a crap on the windscreen!

30 People Dropping Uncomfortable Truths About Life In Your 30s

At 31 I prolapsed a disk while washing my hair under a low shower (I'm 6 3) it progressed into paralysis of my left leg and emergency surgery to remove the disk. To this day I still have no sensation below the knee in that leg. Damn my desire for clean hair...

40 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Images (New Pics)

Imagine your car after one of these things took a crap on the windscreen!

30 People Dropping Uncomfortable Truths About Life In Your 30s

30 Legal Things That Make You Feel Like A Criminal Whenever You Do Them

When you look round for an adult and realise it's you so you start looking for someone adultier than you to take over... 🤯

This Online Community Shares How Their Adopted Cats Looked Then & Now And It's Heartwarming (30 Pics)

We call that a failed foster, we may have one (or 5) of them

Someone Starts A Twitter Thread On The Most Random Facts And 35 People Deliver

Lego is the worlds largest (by quantity) producer of tyres

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Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 4 days ago

Artist Draws What Really Happens Behind Closed Doors In Every Relationship (30 New Pics)

No man has ever been murdered by his wife while he does the dishes

30 Unimaginable Things Women Did In The Past Just For The Sake Of 'Beauty'

Looks like some low budget star trek fan work

Simon Murray • commented on a post 1 week ago

40 Obsolete Things To Prove How Much The World Has Moved On And Changed

I used to worl in a pc shop in 1999 we sold these among others, half of my job was upgrading to 128mb ram or an 8x speed cdrw

Simon Murray • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

30 Times People Spotted Such Fake Instagrammers, It’s Borderline Ridiculous (New Pics)

You mean it's not small to big. Damn I've been doing it wrong

Simon Murray • commented on a post 1 month ago

Teachers Share What Facts Students Told Them About Themselves That They Probably Wish They Hadn't (30 Posts)

I once went on a bus trip while on holidays in Tunisia, the guide told us that when we got on the motorway she would give us some sh*ts, actually sheets with facts about the destination in Carthage

Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

40 Of The Funniest Microwave Fails

50 Times People Did Their Laundry With Disastrous Or Funny Results

Always was your hand grenades on a cold cycle and not with the delicates

Simon Murray • commented on 5 posts 3 months ago

You Can Experience Camping Like Never Before With These Tear-Shaped Tents

How very millennial, i simply have to camp in an avocado hanging from a tree 😆

Twitter Users Are Sharing Stories Of Customer Service Hell, And Here Are 33 Of The Worst Ones

When you argue with stupid people they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

30 Times People Got Creative With Their Chicken Coops And Built These Gems

A chuck wagon?

Filmmaker Asks People To Describe Their Favorite Movie “As Boring As Possible” And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

A group of men spend 9 hours returning a piece of jewellery to the jewellery store

People Are Sharing Pics Of The Worst Software Fails They've Encountered And They're Hilarious

I'm surprised it didn't divert you to Ireland. We have a town called Hospital in Co limerick

Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 4 months ago

This Account Posts Quotes By Children And Here's 30 Of The Best Ones

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To Crappy Wildlife Photos That Are So Bad They’re Good (40 New Pics)

The subjects identity has been altered to maintain anonymity

'90s Life Hacks That Are Totally Useless Now (31 Pics)

Simon Murray • commented on 3 posts 5 months ago

Boss Yells At Employee For Being Late Without Even Asking For A Reason, Ends Up Losing A Loyal Employee Due To His Poor Leadership

50 Times People Absolutely Won The Food Lottery (New Pics)

Based on the value of avocados, that's worth enough to buy a 4 bedroom house with a pool

35 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists That Poke Fun At Our Society By ToonHole Comics

Stalking: when 2 people take a walk together but only one of them knows about it

Simon Murray • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

40 Photos Of People Having A Worse Quarantine Than You (New Pics)

That is some seriously rare beef

People Cannot Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 35 Of The Best Ones This Week (New Pics)

Has to be alec Baldwin

Simon Murray • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

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“Safety Glasses” That I Made For My Wife’s Optometry Office

Simon Murray • upvoted an item 4 months ago

This Group Is Dedicated To People Posting Really Expensive Accidents And Mistakes, And Here Are 45 Of The Worst Ones

Simon Murray • upvoted 5 items 6 months ago

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Coronavirus Jokes Are Everywhere And Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones This Week

HAHA this needs to be up-voted a thousand times over!

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Simon Murray • upvoted an item 7 months ago

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Simon Murray • upvoted an item 1 year ago

Someone Asks People To Share What Architecture Nightmares They've Seen, People Deliver (30 Pics)

This is just terrible, the toilet paper is too far away, who can reach that?

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