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SarahofBorg • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago

30 People Who Cleaned Their Freezers And Found Shockingly Old Items

When I was cleaning out a freezer last year I found home-made cucumber bread that was literally older than me, and I'm 34. I ate it and it was still delicious :) Not even close to the oldest things I found in the place. There was hot chocolate mix from the 1970s, empty bottles dated 1899, I even found cough drops with CHLOROFORM in them!

Person Sums Up The Changes In Scooby Doo Over The Years With Hilariously Accurate Descriptions

Little disappointed this didn't include the Supernatural crossover they did like last year

30 People Who Cleaned Their Freezers And Found Shockingly Old Items

Person Sums Up The Changes In Scooby Doo Over The Years With Hilariously Accurate Descriptions

Little disappointed this didn't include the Supernatural crossover they did like last year

Woman Realizes Two Pigeons Have Been Sitting With Her In The Room For 2 Hours, Shares Everything In Hilarious Tweets

I once discovered a pigeon got into the wall space behind my shower and was flapping around unable to escape. It was easy to chase it into a trash bag because I happened to keep milk crates back there, and I just chased it into a crate.

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SarahofBorg • upvoted 29 items 2 years ago

Turns Out It's Not Required To Count Back To 10 Before Anesthesia Kicks In And Here Are 30 Stories Of What Actually Happens

Not exactly how I'd describe it.

Barrack Obama and Ed O'Neill

Turns Out It's Not Required To Count Back To 10 Before Anesthesia Kicks In And Here Are 30 Stories Of What Actually Happens

Not exactly how I'd describe it.

Barrack Obama and Ed O'Neill

Confusing-Confectionery

Comics, Dogs

Here Are My Comics Inspired By My Dog That Most Dog Owners May Relate To (13 New Pics)

Animals

People Thought This Dog Was Abandoned, Turns Out He's Waiting For His Owner To Leave Work Every Day

Angry-Looking-Cat-Grumpy-Barbara

Woman Realizes Two Pigeons Have Been Sitting With Her In The Room For 2 Hours, Shares Everything In Hilarious Tweets

When I was much younger living with my mom, we noticed something wasn't quite right one day when we had returned home from gathering groceries. News papers that were on the table were now on the floor and my parakeet's were acting strange. After some investigating we noticed dirt near the fireplace that we've never used. After a look around the living and then upstairs in the bedrooms we found A BIRD IN MY BROTHERS CLOSET!! My brother and I suited up (trench coats, gloves, hats, a broom) to try and get the bastard out of the house. We closed off their room and took the screen off of the window. After ALOT of coaxing we managed to get it out of the closet and to fly out of the window.

I Groomed Myself During A Flight And The Crew Went Into Anti-Terror Alert Mode

I actually don't see the racism in this one. Also by your logic, security to get on to airplanes never miss anything. I though it was handled quite well by all involved based on the way the story was told.

30 Of The Quirkiest Inquiries The New York Public Libary Had Received From The 1940s To The 1980s

That’s the Boston Light. It’s both the oldest and the second oldest. The first structure was built in 1716 but burnt down/blown up by British troops. The current structure, and the one that still stands, was built in 1783. It became a National Historic Landmark in 1964. So perhaps she managed to sell it after all.

Lion's Head Compared To Man's Head. Absolute Unit

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I Groomed Myself During A Flight And The Crew Went Into Anti-Terror Alert Mode

Funny-Comics-Will-Mcphail

Humans Compared To Majestic Sequoias In The Winter

Quetzalcoatlus Northropi Model Next To A 1.8m Man. The Largest Known Flying Animal Ever Exist

A Whale Skull With A Human For Scale

35 Clever Solutions To Problems That Small Space Owners Have

Or you could just pile like 5 kids in one big bed :)

Art, Nature

Artist Creates Realistic Animal Masks And Poses With Them In Ordinary Urban Areas

35 Clever Solutions To Problems That Small Space Owners Have

If I were a child, I'd roll my way down to the floor. Lol

35 Clever Solutions To Problems That Small Space Owners Have

It's not "inception", it's "recursion"!

If My Friend's Son Lived In Mexico, He Would Be Tripping Over Candles

Elevate The Bed In Small Spaces To Create Storage Underneath

Linguini From Ratatouille

Architect Turns Old WWII Era Cement Factory Into His Home

61 People Who Absolutely Don't Look Their Age

Aah, makes sense. Children are probably more likely to respond to and trust someone who looks young and innocent. Shame on her.

61 People Who Absolutely Don't Look Their Age

And it would be OK if a cop pulled gun on a 30 year old playing in yard?

61 People Who Absolutely Don't Look Their Age

Express yourself. Kudos!

My Friend, Who Is 17. His Face Screams Primary School But His Outfit And Mannerisms Make Him Look Like A Middle-Aged Accountant

Is This The Victim Or The Perpetrator?

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SarahofBorg • submitted a list addition 5 years ago

65 Clever Guerrilla Marketing Ideas By Store Owners Who Use Their Heads Instead Of Money

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46 Of The World's Weirdest Fruits And Vegetables

SarahofBorg • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

30 People Who Cleaned Their Freezers And Found Shockingly Old Items

Person Sums Up The Changes In Scooby Doo Over The Years With Hilariously Accurate Descriptions

Little disappointed this didn't include the Supernatural crossover they did like last year

Woman Realizes Two Pigeons Have Been Sitting With Her In The Room For 2 Hours, Shares Everything In Hilarious Tweets

I Groomed Myself During A Flight And The Crew Went Into Anti-Terror Alert Mode

I'm glad he was so understanding and the flight crew handled everything perfectly. Too often people are discriminated against and presumed guilty without a chance to defend their innocence.

I Groomed Myself During A Flight And The Crew Went Into Anti-Terror Alert Mode

He can spend the whole damn flight in the bathroom, doesn't mean he's a terrorist.

35 Clever Solutions To Problems That Small Space Owners Have

Or you could just pile like 5 kids in one big bed :)

I Share My Thoughts And Inner Conflicts Through 30 Comics

The trick is to associate the action of locking the car with doing something weird and memorable, like singing a stupid song. You're more likely to remember the song than the action.

50 Students Shame Their Schools On The Worst Designs Ever

Schools love to put in pretty places for students to rest and then ban anyone from actually using it

61 People Who Absolutely Don't Look Their Age

I'm betting she actually got the face tatts just to prove to everyone she's over 18. Makes it hard to date otherwise.

61 People Who Absolutely Don't Look Their Age

I wouldn't believe 80 years old. Anything between 12-60 though.

61 People Who Absolutely Don't Look Their Age

They look like they absolutely HATE their outfits but their mom is forcing them to wear it.

45 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores

This could actually be extremely valuable. I wouldn't be surprised if it's at least a few hundred bucks.

40 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

But it's a fossil. So these things are still around?

40 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

I can't believe it's street legal

40 Times People Had No Idea What They Were Looking At, But The Internet Knew What It Was Right Away

But why less on the left side than back and right?

40 Epic Stair Design Fails That May Result In Some Serious Injuries

We have stairs like that in this old farmhouse. The poodle can't make it up or down safely!

30 Times People Would've Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters

They look like cigars!

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

Also, based on the value of the specimens and the fact this definitely needs to be custom made, this is easily $1000 just for the seat.

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

They die naturally very young. If you raise butterflies, you end up with a lot of perfect dead specimens.

Real Estate Agent Posts 25 Of The Worst Home Design Finds By Her Fellow Agents

I have a great NEED

SarahofBorg • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Barrack Obama and Ed O'Neill

Turns Out It's Not Required To Count Back To 10 Before Anesthesia Kicks In And Here Are 30 Stories Of What Actually Happens

Not exactly how I'd describe it.

Confusing-Confectionery

Comics, Dogs

Here Are My Comics Inspired By My Dog That Most Dog Owners May Relate To (13 New Pics)

Quetzalcoatlus Northropi Model Next To A 1.8m Man. The Largest Known Flying Animal Ever Exist

Lion's Head Compared To Man's Head. Absolute Unit

A Whale Skull With A Human For Scale

Humans Compared To Majestic Sequoias In The Winter

Animals

People Thought This Dog Was Abandoned, Turns Out He's Waiting For His Owner To Leave Work Every Day

Architect Turns Old WWII Era Cement Factory Into His Home

Angry-Looking-Cat-Grumpy-Barbara

If My Friend's Son Lived In Mexico, He Would Be Tripping Over Candles

Linguini From Ratatouille

30 Of The Quirkiest Inquiries The New York Public Libary Had Received From The 1940s To The 1980s

Funny-Comics-Will-Mcphail

Woman Realizes Two Pigeons Have Been Sitting With Her In The Room For 2 Hours, Shares Everything In Hilarious Tweets

I Groomed Myself During A Flight And The Crew Went Into Anti-Terror Alert Mode

Travel

I Groomed Myself During A Flight And The Crew Went Into Anti-Terror Alert Mode

35 Clever Solutions To Problems That Small Space Owners Have

Or you could just pile like 5 kids in one big bed :)

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